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retarded nOOb

@retardednoob

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

168subscribers

-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001856544705
TypeChannel
Username@retardednoob
CreatedBetween 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged4 times, most recently 13 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/retardednoob

Growth

1681701697 August 2026 — 170 subscribers8 August 2026 — 170 subscribers14 August 2026 — 169 subscribers20 August 2026 — 168 subscribers7 August 202620 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 13 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 168–170 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
20 Aug 2026, 14:42168-1
14 Aug 2026, 08:17169-1
8 Aug 2026, 15:01170no change
7 Aug 2026, 14:05170first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 11 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 23:01 UTC7 viewsread 8 August 2026

Is it safe to assume y'all know about risk management and how the game is actually played?. React

Signed Vaillant AngelGoldfinch

4 Aug 2026, 11:58 UTC16 viewsread 8 August 2026

h53m8BvAQK5r2upHRr791sHev24uMaDEGxChW5spump

Signed Vaillant AngelGoldfinch

30 Jul 2026, 15:19 UTC25 viewsread 8 August 2026

https://x.com/i/status/2082532465131012607 Might be a good utility play

Signed BoyD 🪺

28 Jun 2026, 17:41 UTC35 viewsread 8 August 2026

There has been 3,212 mints in last 24h with “Ansem” in the ticker, name or description.

Signed Vaillant AngelGoldfinch

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @retardednoob. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Watcher Guru
@WatcherGuru · 627,7151 post

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

Watcher Guru
@WatcherGuru · 627,7151 post

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 20 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“retarded nOOb” (@retardednoob), 168 subscribers as measured 20 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/retardednoob.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.