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Satirical Soldier ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๏ธ๐ŸŸง

@satsolround2

On this record: Topic ยท Growth ยท Engagement ยท Reactions ยท Posts ยท Citations ยท Cite this entry

417subscribers

+14 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register ยท movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002641530403
TypeChannel
Username@satsolround2
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 โ€” estimated from Telegramโ€™s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live25 September 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 25 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/satsolround2

Topic

Politics & activism โ€” a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channelโ€™s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 81% confidence. This is a modelโ€™s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured โ€” it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

403418410.56 August 2026 โ€” 403 subscribers6 August 2026 โ€” 403 subscribers6 August 2026 โ€” 404 subscribers12 August 2026 โ€” 409 subscribers20 August 2026 โ€” 414 subscribers27 August 2026 โ€” 415 subscribers5 September 2026 โ€” 418 subscribers25 September 2026 โ€” 417 subscribers4176 August 202625 September 2026
8 measurements spanning 50 days, net +14. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between โ€” snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean โ€œno change observedโ€, never โ€œinterpolatedโ€. The vertical axis spans 401โ€“420 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log โ€” every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
25 Sept 2026, 07:37417-1
5 Sept 2026, 20:20418+3
27 Aug 2026, 22:24415+1
20 Aug 2026, 04:33414+5
12 Aug 2026, 19:54409+5
6 Aug 2026, 20:00404+1
6 Aug 2026, 19:45403no change
6 Aug 2026, 05:04403first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 24 July 2026 โ€” the reader has not yet reached the start of this channelโ€™s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegramโ€™s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute โ€” we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

654 reactions across 20 posts, in 38 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
๐Ÿ’ฏ23435.8%
๐Ÿ‘609.17%
๐Ÿคฌ527.95%
๐Ÿคฃ426.42%
๐Ÿคก324.89%
๐Ÿคฎ324.89%
๐Ÿ”ฅ314.74%
๐Ÿ‘304.59%
๐Ÿ™172.60%
โค152.29%
๐ŸŒš152.29%
๐ŸŒ131.99%
๐Ÿ’ฉ131.99%
๐Ÿ–•121.83%
๐Ÿ˜101.53%
๐Ÿซก60.917%
โœ50.765%
๐Ÿ™‰50.765%
๐Ÿ’‹30.459%
๐Ÿ˜ก30.459%
18 further kinds243.67%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities โ€” ๐Ÿ™ is thanks in one channel and mourning in another โ€” so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one โ€” 4.34K, 1.2M โ€” so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegramโ€™s own count on each post โ€” not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above โ€” those same posts carry 654 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by โ€œa reaction total printed elsewhere on the pageโ€.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 16:09 UTC130 views21 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Sure didn't the Irish go everywhere...

๐Ÿ’ฏ14๐Ÿ‘4๐Ÿคก2โœ1

6 Aug 2026, 16:07 UTC127 views15 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

I won't be giving the Leftist Language Police any special treatment. They're all fair game.

๐Ÿ’ฏ11๐Ÿ”ฅ1๐Ÿคก1๐Ÿซก1๐Ÿ˜1

5 Aug 2026, 12:22 UTC175 views16 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

And this shit is everywhere...

๐Ÿ‘11๐Ÿ‘2๐Ÿ’ฉ2๐Ÿคก1

5 Aug 2026, 08:50 UTC226 views11 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Happy Wednesday.

๐Ÿ˜9๐Ÿ‘Œ1๐Ÿ™Š1

3 Aug 2026, 08:01 UTC416 views46 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Fucking mong.

๐Ÿ‘22๐Ÿ’ฏ16๐Ÿคก3๐Ÿ”ฅ2๐Ÿซก2๐Ÿ˜Ž1

1 Aug 2026, 17:57 UTC439 views39 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Fucking HANDICAPS.

๐Ÿคฌ17๐Ÿ”ฅ9๐Ÿ’ฏ5๐Ÿ‘3๐Ÿคก2โœ1๐ŸŒš1๐Ÿ˜ก1

31 Jul 2026, 14:17 UTC384 views31 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out.

๐Ÿ’ฏ23๐Ÿ–•2๐ŸŒš1๐Ÿ‘1๐Ÿ”ฅ1๐Ÿคก1๐Ÿคจ1๐Ÿคฌ1

31 Jul 2026, 10:49 UTC460 views44 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

They're celebrating our literal erasure.

๐Ÿคฌ27๐Ÿคฎ8๐Ÿ–•7๐ŸŒš1๐Ÿ’‹1

31 Jul 2026, 08:03 UTC450 views46 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Yes, it was harsh.

๐Ÿ’ฏ30๐Ÿ‘9โค2๐Ÿ”ฅ2๐Ÿ’ฉ1๐Ÿคก1๐Ÿซก1

30 Jul 2026, 08:01 UTC311 views33 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

I've prayed for the death penalty for 6yrs.

๐Ÿ™17๐Ÿ’ฏ12๐Ÿคก2๐Ÿซก2

29 Jul 2026, 22:37 UTC522 views46 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Galway Bay FM drooling over this fucking African parasite.

๐Ÿคฎ23๐ŸŒ8๐Ÿคก5๐Ÿคฌ4๐ŸŒš2โค1๐Ÿ—ฟ1๐Ÿ˜ก1

29 Jul 2026, 07:16 UTC467 views29 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Wouldn't it be amazing if Irish parents took their kids out of this subversive nigger's class...

๐Ÿ’ฉ10๐ŸŒš6๐Ÿ™‰4๐ŸŒ3๐Ÿ’ฏ3๐Ÿ”ฅ1๐Ÿคก1๐Ÿคฌ1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @satsolround2. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked โ‰ˆ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it โ€” t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so โ‰ˆ1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 โ€” this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

โ€œSatirical Soldier ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ๏ธ๐ŸŸงโ€ (@satsolround2), 417 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/satsolround2.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV ยท JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.