Ааааа! Озон только что привез ваши подарочки на мой день рожденья, которые я ждала почти полтора месяца! Хвастаться вам? 🥳 ❤ конечно! 💋 нафиг надо, ацтань!
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Channel
@sedayamama
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
498subscribers
+4 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001797162955 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @sedayamama |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 2 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 2 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/sedayamama |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Sept 2026, 20:24 | 498 | -5 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 21:55 | 503 | +3 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 00:46 | 500 | +4 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 03:07 | 496 | +2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 18:47 | 494 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:03 | 494 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
655 reactions across 19 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 191 | 29.2% | |
| 🤣 | 134 | 20.5% | |
| 🔥 | 76 | 11.6% | |
| ❤ | 70 | 10.7% | |
| 😱 | 27 | 4.12% | |
| 🤝 | 26 | 3.97% | |
| 💯 | 22 | 3.36% | |
| ❤🔥 | 21 | 3.21% | |
| 🥰 | 21 | 3.21% | |
| 💔 | 16 | 2.44% | |
| 👀 | 10 | 1.53% | |
| 👍 | 10 | 1.53% | |
| 👏 | 10 | 1.53% | |
| 😢 | 10 | 1.53% | |
| 😍 | 4 | 0.611% | |
| 😘 | 4 | 0.611% | |
| 💋 | 2 | 0.305% | |
| 👌 | 1 | 0.153% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 655 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Ааааа! Озон только что привез ваши подарочки на мой день рожденья, которые я ждала почти полтора месяца! Хвастаться вам? 🥳 ❤ конечно! 💋 нафиг надо, ацтань!
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Вся лента в кабачках! Вот вам за это: купив две банки вазелина и крупный крепкий кабачок я повстречал в глазах кассира немой задумчивый вопрос
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Каков продуман! Хуютра, мои умнички 🫶
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На меня только что подписался Эдуард Анатольевич! ❤ Падпищеки, умоляюсь, соблюдайте хоть что-нибудь! 🫣
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Седая Мать pinned a photo
Извините, но я ору :)
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Вы только сразу не пугайтесь, пожалуйста. Это всë - необходимый минимум :(( Мы едем на последнюю (седьмую) большую реа в Москву. Сил почти не осталось, но это сделать надо. Это будущее Лëвки, и, если есть хоть крошечный шанс добавить самостоятельности сыну, мы будем держаться за этот шанс руками, ногами, зубами, здоровьем и всеми силами и средствами. Реацентр "Второе солнце" (Москва, Полоцкая, 25к1): Зондовый ло…
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Забыла вам фотку показать сегодняшнюю :) Пока мы с мужем бежали из миграционки в МФЦ, чтобы, если не примут бумажку из миграционки, вернуться к ним обратно за другой и снова мчать в МФЦ, мою тетушку Саша усадил на скамеечку. У нее проблемы с тазобедренным суставом и ходит она с трудом. Звоню ей из МФЦ: - Крестная, ты как? - Ничо, сижу в кустах. - Ты что, рояль? - Какой рояль? Сижу, говорю, в бульдонежах каких-то. …
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Всë! Сегодня мы зарегили тетушку на время ожидания ВНЖ. Это было отдельное хождение по мукам, но у меня даже сил нет рассказывать. Главное - пиздецы, которые начались в моей жизни 2 января 2026 года - закончились сегодня. Тетушка моя на законных основаниях проживает на территории РФ. Штрафы и госпошлины оплачены. Я выдыхаю. Спасибо вам всем, Люди! ❤❤❤
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Когда я получила это видео от нашего физического терапевта, я начала адски ржать. При том, что музыка не наложена ни разу, она просто играла в кабинете. А потом резко стало грустно - в этой песне столько слов, которые про Лëвку...
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Муд. Хуютра, мои стойкие! 😠 Чо у вас на завтрак? :)
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Спасибо, дочь! 😘 Мама, у тебя достойная смена растет!
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @sedayamama. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Names
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Седая Мать” (@sedayamama), 498 subscribers as measured 2 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/sedayamama.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.