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Serpent Shop

@serpent_shop

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Posts recorded as deleted · Citations · Cite this entry

9,856subscribers

+558 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002176965335
TypeChannel
Username@serpent_shop
DescriptionБот для покупки - @serpentshopbot Барахолка б/у игрушек - @afterserpent Дискорд - https://discord.gg/FqXay7M3Fp Мой тгк - https://t.me/evkarpiych Фурнушка - https://t.me/+UuJE16iW-eFmYzJl Админ - @Jonia1Tap - сюда по всем вопросам
CreatedBetween 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live5 November 2026
Measurements held25
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 5 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/serpent_shop

Topic

Ecommerce storefront — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

9,2989,8779,587.57 August 2026 — 9,298 subscribers8 August 2026 — 9,301 subscribers11 August 2026 — 9,349 subscribers14 August 2026 — 9,387 subscribers17 August 2026 — 9,409 subscribers20 August 2026 — 9,420 subscribers24 August 2026 — 9,422 subscribers27 August 2026 — 9,417 subscribers30 August 2026 — 9,421 subscribers2 September 2026 — 9,476 subscribers6 September 2026 — 9,510 subscribers11 September 2026 — 9,545 subscribers15 September 2026 — 9,549 subscribers19 September 2026 — 9,564 subscribers30 September 2026 — 9,696 subscribers7 October 2026 — 9,734 subscribers13 October 2026 — 9,755 subscribers15 October 2026 — 9,759 subscribers18 October 2026 — 9,805 subscribers22 October 2026 — 9,830 subscribers24 October 2026 — 9,846 subscribers28 October 2026 — 9,855 subscribers30 October 2026 — 9,877 subscribers2 November 2026 — 9,864 subscribers5 November 2026 — 9,856 subscribers9,8567 August 20265 November 2026
25 measurements spanning 90 days, net +558. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 9,211–9,964 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 25
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
5 Nov 2026, 21:069,856-8
2 Nov 2026, 18:059,864-13
30 Oct 2026, 21:549,877+22
28 Oct 2026, 05:479,855+9
24 Oct 2026, 19:399,846+16
22 Oct 2026, 02:399,830+25
18 Oct 2026, 17:279,805+46
15 Oct 2026, 15:059,759+4
13 Oct 2026, 01:409,755+21
7 Oct 2026, 03:219,734+38
30 Sept 2026, 01:379,696+132
19 Sept 2026, 16:189,564+15
15 Sept 2026, 03:199,549+4
11 Sept 2026, 14:189,545+35
6 Sept 2026, 12:379,510+34
2 Sept 2026, 05:349,476+55
30 Aug 2026, 13:169,421+4
27 Aug 2026, 21:149,417-5
24 Aug 2026, 20:149,422+2
20 Aug 2026, 22:529,420first reading

Engagement

40 posts held, back to 25 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 39 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
49.9%
avg views ÷ 9,856 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,920
14 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.13%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
14
of 40 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 November 2026
Posts held40 (25 July 2026 – 5 November 2026)
Views total68,820
Reactions total2,156
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Nov 2026, 09:09 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈1,240
Videos
≈15
Links
≈68

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
23s
Average length
12s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

6,632 reactions across 40 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤2,44036.8%
custom 51274718364596967881,15317.4%
🤯67310.1%
custom 52333968410594797945898.88%
❤‍🔥5007.54%
🔥4146.24%
custom 53819199841359900473515.29%
😁2073.12%
😢911.37%
🎉570.859%
👀560.844%
💋250.377%
🤔240.362%
🥰170.256%
🗿110.166%
💊90.136%
💅50.075%
🍌40.06%
🕊30.045%
🍓20.03%
1 further kind10.015%

Custom emoji. 3 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 40 of the 40 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6,632 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 40 most recent posts we hold, published 25 July 2026 to 5 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
18
across the posts below
Posts paid on
11
of 40 we hold a reading for · 28%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @serpent_shop. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 40 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 25 July 2026 to 5 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 1 of 14 posts held from the last 30 days (7.14%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

5 Nov 2026, 13:20 UTC≈1,830 views75 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Photo

Очередной раз выражаю благодарность данному магазину за возможность приобретать такие качественные товары! Неоднократно заказывала здесь, и с каждым заказом всё было отлично: продавец бережно всё упаковывает, БЫСТО отправляет и в целом очень хорошо разбирается в своём товаре, может дать полезные советы. Однозначно рекомендую!

🔥39❤23❤‍🔥11👀2

3 Nov 2026, 11:55 UTC≈2,840 views86 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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В связи со сложившимся дефицитом в каталоге серпента появилась альтернатива от сообщества : mitca "смазка как сперма" Если быть точнее - это временное решение отсутствия идеальной и всеми любимой во всём смазки - BD Cum lube. Предоставили мне её для оценки и информирования наших любимых клиентов, которые с нетерпением ждут возврата легенды в продажу, но не хотят ждать. И так, что мы получаем за 600₽ : 1. Слабая защёл…

❤75🥰7🔥4

1 Nov 2026, 11:55 UTC≈3,860 views124 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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Подогнал мне Евкарпий на этот раз фапалку в виде попки оборотня, там еще яйца такие упругие. Внешний вид на любителя, но стоило проникнуть внутрь - стало пофиг на внешку. Это буря ощущений, от сжатия на входе, до ооочень приятной мягкости внутри. Эту внутренность нужно прочувствовать самому, а серпент шоп вам поможет такой купить и порадовать свои темные фантазии. Этот оборотень явно знает как удовлетворить, его яйца…

custom 538191998413599004784❤29🤯10🎉1

31 Oct 2026, 19:24 UTC≈4,060 views104 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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Небольшой завоз игрушек 🍆 Сегодня последний день скидок, к слову 🦊 Приятных покупок!!! Бот для покупки - @serpentshopbot

custom 512747183645969678883❤12custom 52333968410594797947❤‍🔥2

30 Oct 2026, 19:01 UTC≈4,560 views84 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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🎟 РОЗЫГРЫШ БИЛЕТОВ НА ФУРМИТАЖ! 🎟 Ребята, конкурс на халявные билеты 👻 Если вы ебаная мерзкая нищета и у вас нет денег, чтобы пойти подвигаться на данном мероприятии, то у вас есть отличный шанс попытать удачу и выиграть билет! 🎁 РАЗЫГРЫВАЕМ 4 БИЛЕТА: 🎫 1 базовый билет (18+) 🎫 3 базовых фестивальных билета 📋 УСЛОВИЯ ПРОСТЫЕ: 1. Быть подписанным на наш канал 🐍 2. Быть подписанным на спонсора розыгрыша 3. Нажать кно…

custom 512747183645969678865😁8🔥5❤3❤‍🔥1💊1😢1

28 Oct 2026, 15:10 UTC≈5,160 views138 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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Лучшая покупка, большое спасибо магазину serpent shop за то что они существуют и позволяют будучи в РФ заказать товары от Bd. Быстро отправили заказ, все пришло чотенько, быстро и без проблем

❤81custom 512747183645969678836❤‍🔥14💋6🤯1

27 Oct 2026, 07:35 UTC≈5,280 views175 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Напоминаю, что вы можете заказать через меня разные игрушки и прочий пидорский Стафф практически с любого сайта 🙂 @Jonia1Tap

❤94custom 512747183645969678852custom 523339684105947979420🤯6🥰3

26 Oct 2026, 15:25 UTC≈5,790 views185 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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Спасибо Евкарпию за эту чудесную морду) Когда сперва взял её в руки - удивился от того, какой он тяжёлый. Но это норма, учитывая его размер. На ощупь очень приятно, да и сам он в принципе тоже 👀 Арт с ним на сайте просто имба, в общем доволен) Длительное ожидание стоило того 💖

custom 5127471836459696788150❤‍🔥19🔥9❤6💊1

24 Oct 2026, 12:20 UTC≈6,330 views243 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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Начну с того, что сотрудникам доставки так понравился товар, что они решили не отдавать его и забрать себе, но наш герой Евкарпий мощно залетел к ним с двух ног и отбиваясь от двух работников склада, доставал резиновый хуй из попы третьего, помыл его и торжественно вернул его законному владельцу (мне, я его заказал). 10/10 буду брать еще. (А, и игрушка тоже неплохая, узел надувается, и яйца можно снять, если не нравя…

❤121custom 512747183645969678874🤯33💋5🔥5❤‍🔥3🗿1🥰1

24 Oct 2026, 10:29 UTC≈5,750 views107 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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Ребята, мне надо нарисовать реф для моего персонажа. Если вы умеете рисовать на 4+/5 и у вас большой опыт, напишите мне в лс, обсудим. Одно условие, у меня из способов оплаты доллары, рублями не смогу. Могу пенисами еще конечно заплатить 🦊 Писать - @Jonia1Tap

❤78😁21👀5❤‍🔥2🔥1

22 Oct 2026, 16:40 UTC≈5,680 views160 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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Нова. Это. Просто. Охуенно. В целом, впервые приобретя игруху такого рода, заявляю: ЭТО ТОГО СТОИТ. Ни единая хтонь с маркетплейсов не сравнится с этой мягкостью, тактильностью и качеством силикона. Это стоит каждого потраченного рубля, а то и больше Касательно ощущений от самой Новы, я скажу так: за счет ее рельефа ваша простата будет ликовать и, в конечном счете, завизжит как сучка. Такое использование не то же …

❤97custom 512747183645969678848🔥10💋3🍌1custom 53819199841359900471

22 Oct 2026, 09:35 UTC≈5,990 views168 reactionsread 3 November 2026
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Photo, posted without a caption

❤85custom 512747183645969678855custom 538191998413599004715❤‍🔥5custom 52333968410594797945💊1🔥1🥰1

Showing the 12 most recent of 40 posts we hold for @serpent_shop. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts recorded as deleted after publishing

We recorded 1 post on @serpent_shop as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.

A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.

First seen missing
10 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
10 August 2026
Median time before seen missing
42 hours
Seen missing in the last 30 days
0

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 5 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Serpent Shop” (@serpent_shop), 9,856 subscribers as measured 5 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/serpent_shop.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.