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سِرتِرالین

@sertraliinee

On this record: Topic · Observations · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

10,134subscribers

+1,860 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002265887517
TypeChannel
Username@sertraliinee
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held16
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/sertraliinee

Topic

Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 83% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Views per post sit far above this size band

5,890 average views per post against 10,134 subscribers — an engagement rate of 58.1%. Across the 6,612 registered channels in the same cohort — 10,003–31,621 subscribers, posting mainly in Persian — the middle half sit between 2.86% and 13.5%, with a median of 6.73%.

What this was computed from
Window30 days (23 August 2026 22 September 2026)
Posts measured14 of 14 published in the window (0 exact, 14 rounded by Telegram)
Views totalled82,490
Mature posts only61.7% over 11 posts read at least 24h after publication
Subscribers10,134 measured 17 September 2026
Cohortb10000:fas · 6,612 channels · p10 1.18% · p25 2.86% · p50 6.73% · p75 13.5% · p90 22.5%
Position in cohort99.289th percentile · 8.6× the cohort median
Uncertainty±0.285% of the figure, from Telegram’s rounding
Post languagePersian · 100.0% of the window’s posts

When this is recorded. A channel is listed here only when its engagement rate sits at or above the 99th percentile of its cohort and is at least 3× away from that cohort’s median — above it — on both the all-readings figure and the mature-only figure. The percentile alone would be circular: a percentile cut puts the same share of every cohort in the tail whatever the data looks like. The distance from the median is what makes it a statement about this channel.

This is not a verdict, and the direction is not a quality signal. A low rate has many innocent causes — audiences that read in the Telegram app without opening the channel, a subscriber base built long before the current output, an audience in a different timezone from our reading. A high rate has innocent causes too: a post that travelled far beyond the channel’s own subscribers will do it. We publish the measurement and the distribution it sits in. The full cohort baselines are downloadable, so this comparison can be reproduced rather than trusted.

Recorded under the key err_high, last confirmed 22 September 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Growth

8,27410,1349,2047 August 2026 — 8,274 subscribers7 August 2026 — 8,274 subscribers8 August 2026 — 8,275 subscribers11 August 2026 — 8,372 subscribers15 August 2026 — 8,357 subscribers18 August 2026 — 9,206 subscribers21 August 2026 — 9,389 subscribers24 August 2026 — 9,672 subscribers27 August 2026 — 9,694 subscribers30 August 2026 — 9,760 subscribers1 September 2026 — 9,779 subscribers5 September 2026 — 9,870 subscribers10 September 2026 — 9,974 subscribers14 September 2026 — 10,020 subscribers15 September 2026 — 10,104 subscribers17 September 2026 — 10,134 subscribers7 August 202617 September 2026
16 measurements spanning 41 days, net +1,860. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,995–10,413 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 23:0010,134+30
15 Sept 2026, 17:5710,104+84
14 Sept 2026, 02:3810,020+46
10 Sept 2026, 12:169,974+104
5 Sept 2026, 18:389,870+91
1 Sept 2026, 16:359,779+19
30 Aug 2026, 01:059,760+66
27 Aug 2026, 07:049,694+22
24 Aug 2026, 14:179,672+283
21 Aug 2026, 06:039,389+183
18 Aug 2026, 00:269,206+849
15 Aug 2026, 02:248,357-15
11 Aug 2026, 13:238,372+97
8 Aug 2026, 14:228,275+1
7 Aug 2026, 17:318,274no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:258,274first reading

Engagement

70 posts held, back to 30 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 27 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
58.1%
avg views ÷ 10,134 subscribers
Avg views / post
5,890
14 posts measured
Reaction rate
8.69%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
14
of 70 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held70 (30 July 202628 August 2026)
Views total82,490
Reactions total7,166
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken29 Aug 2026, 05:30 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
35s
Average length
35s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

36,697 reactions across 70 posts, in 23 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣19,71053.7%
7,77821.2%
👏3,2168.76%
💔2,8777.84%
👍2,0435.57%
😐2640.719%
🗿1200.327%
😁1080.294%
👎990.27%
😭970.264%
🤔790.215%
😢690.188%
🤬620.169%
😱500.136%
👌410.112%
🆒310.084%
💯150.041%
🙏140.038%
🤷‍♀90.025%
😡70.019%
3 further kinds80.022%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 70 of the 70 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 36,697 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 70 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 15:13 UTC≈2,970 views170 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Video

کرار اَند هیز تیم اِداری تکنیکال اِستَف کلّهُم کل شی ماکو فُلوس صدق الله العلی العظیم پ ن: مجبوری مگه عاخه؟؟؟ اعتماد به نفست ایرانی 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

🤣1568👍2😐2👌1😱1

28 Aug 2026, 11:55 UTC≈6,250 views363 reactionsread 29 August 2026

خانم دکتر درست میگه ۱. متاسفانه مردم به حرف دکتر پیر بیشتر از جوون دکتر چاق بیشتر از لاغر دکتر اقا بیشتر از خانم توجه میکنن و واضحا اشتباه میکنن ۲. به تجویز دارو تا تشخیص بیماری بیشتر اهمیت میدن. خصوصا اگه پزشک، داروی تزریقی تجویز کنه، مشخصا تبحر بالاتری داره ۳. به مطب شلوغتر بیشتر از پزشکی که راس ساعت تایم میده اعتقاد دارن. چون اگر دکتر خوبی بود که مطبش خلوت نبود ۴. به بیمارستان های مرجع و اموزشی شهرستان ها می

224👍75🤣30💔25👏7👎2

28 Aug 2026, 07:39 UTC≈4,460 views405 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Photo

میخوای موسیقی تو کوه و مسیر پیاده روی گوش بدی؟ ایرپاد یا هندزفری بزار و هر چی عشقت کشید گوش بده . میخوای ما با پلی لیستت آشنا بشیم؟ کانال بزن و توش موسیقیا رو بزار لینک کانال رو بارکد کن بزن پشت لباست خواستیم عضو میشیم و گوش میدیم . تو مسیر کوهنوردی رقابت گروه bts و سیاوش و حاج منصور ارضی و محسن چاوشی و یاس و... رو باید با اسپیکرای ملت تحمل کنیم هر کدومم یه فاز . بزارین حداقل شاید یکی خواست از آرامش اونجا استفاده کنه

👏28480👍25🤣13👌2👎1

27 Aug 2026, 09:45 UTC≈5,370 views351 reactionsread 29 August 2026

ما تو شهر مشهد به عنوان کلانشهر برای سنجش سطح #کورتیزول تو آزمایشگاه ها مشکل داریم به طوری که کیت ها خیلیاش مشکل دارن به چند تا آزمایشگاه محدود بیمار رو معرفی میکنیم این تازه یه مشکل ما با سنجش کورتیزوله . یه مشکل دیگه مون امادگی سنجش اونه ی سری مدل خاصی برای اندازه گیری داره ملاحظاتی داره شب قبلش بعضا داروی خاصی باید قبلش مصرف کنن . خلاصه کنم پاره میشیم تا کورتیزول شما رو بسنجیم و تفسیر کنیم اوکی؟؟؟؟؟؟ . بعد الان هر

🤣262👍5823👏4😭4

27 Aug 2026, 06:27 UTC≈5,450 views646 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Photo

روز همتون مبارک چه داروساز ها چه دانشجویان عزیز داروسازی . ولی روز تویی که تو قسمت آرایشی بهداشتی داروخونه وایمیسی و ی جوری زیر چشمی نگاه میکنی به آدم که ادم معذب میشه و فک میکنه زیپ شلوارش بازه یا قیافه ش مدل خاصیه یا مثلا فاق شلوارش جِر خورده اصلا مبارک نباشه پ ن : زخم خورده م 🤒

🤣59433👍14🆒5

26 Aug 2026, 07:42 UTC≈5,510 views324 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

🤣263💔29😐1811🤔1😈1😱1

26 Aug 2026, 05:57 UTC≈5,780 views560 reactionsread 29 August 2026

بیمارستانی که برای خدمت سربازی من رو انداختن، متخصص داخلی زیاد داره جایی ندارن که برای من کار تعریف کنن یعنی عملا هیشکی من رو گردن نمیگیره اومدم امروز اینجا مسئول مربوط میگه کجایی نیستی؟ گفتم: خب کار برام تعریف کنین بیام دیگه گفت: نه به هر حال بیا ی خودی نشون بده گفتم: یعنی من هر صب بیام اینجا ی چرخی بزنم که شما من رو ببینین و برم؟؟؟ گفت: اره دیگه. سربازی مثلا متخصص مملکت رو که همین الان چندتا بیمارستان سطح شهر بش

🤣363💔16917😢9🗿2

25 Aug 2026, 13:07 UTC≈6,300 views800 reactionsread 29 August 2026

گاهی وقتا بعضیا هم از اون ور بوم میفتن همیشه سعی کردم تو ویزیتام به اعتقادات بیمارا احترام بزارم مذهبی یا غیر مذهبی فرقی نداره... مثلا میتونم بپذیرم که هنوز برای برخی از افراد جامعه، بحث عادت ماهیانه و پریودی بیانش سخت باشه برا همین هم خیلی وقتا همراهی رو از اتاق موقع شرح حال میفرستم بیرون . چند ماه پیش یکی از آشنایان که فرد خیلی سنتی ای هم هست برا #ویزیت_آنلاین پیام داد برای خانمش میخواست مشاوره بگیره گفتم اوکیه مد

🤣501😐157🤬59💔5517👍5😭3😁2

25 Aug 2026, 10:33 UTC≈6,370 views601 reactionsread 29 August 2026

دو سال پیش زمان چیف رزیدنتی اینترنمون بود الان رزیدنت شده بهم گفت: بهترین خاطرات دوران عمومیم، اون پانتومیم هایی بود که وسط اورژانس عدالتیان میزدیم ارشد که بودم میومدم تو اورژانس میدیدم بچه ها تیکه پاره و خسته از ظهر یه عالمه مریض دیدن دو تا از بچه ها رو میزاشتم مسئول اینکه اگر مریض بدحال اومد اطلاع بدن نیم ساعت کار رو تعطیل میکردم ی دسته اینترن و ی دسته رزیدنت پانتومیم شرطی میزدیم ی عالمه خنده و خوشی شارژ میشدن بعد

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25 Aug 2026, 06:33 UTC≈6,680 views543 reactionsread 29 August 2026

دوستی عمیقی بود از اونا که میگفت، هستم تا آخرش یهو پیام داد: به نظرم صلاح نیست ادامه بدیم. چون تهش وابستگیه گفتم: به همین راحتی؟؟؟ گفت: نه راحت نیست. سختمه. برا همینم گفتم قبل تموم شدن بهت بگم که بدون توضیح نرفته باشم گفتم: خب چه فرقی کرد؟؟؟ تو به خودت فک کردی فقط. حتی اطلاع آخرت از رفتن هم برای این بود که آدم بده ی داستان جلوه نکنی گفت: خب تو این رابطه من داشتم آسیب میدیدم گفتم: دیدی فقط به خودت فک کردی؟؟؟ مگه

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24 Aug 2026, 13:48 UTC≈6,270 views611 reactionsread 29 August 2026

بندریا تو بعضی کلمات به جای (ق) میگفتن (ک) ترکا هم که به جای ( ق) میگن ( گ) ی رفیق استان فارسی داشتیم تو خوابگاه به ما میگفت بگین قمقمه بندریه میگفت کُمکُمه من میگفتم گمگمه و اونم میخندید 😏 بعد همه ش گیر میداد شما ترکا به دستمال کاغذی میگین کاغذ دستمالی منم بش میگفتم شما به خربزه میگین خیار، ما چیزی میگیم؟؟؟ یا مثلا به بادمجون قرمز میگین گوجه‌فرنگی ما چیزی میگیم؟ دو نوع بادمجون داریم بادمجون سیاه و قرمز گوجه فرنگی

🤣57723😱7👍4

24 Aug 2026, 08:27 UTC≈6,940 views1,226 reactionsread 29 August 2026

بچه رو اوردن حدود ۴ الی ۵ سالشه مامانش گفت: شکمش درد میکنه گفتم رو تخت دراز کشید دیدم یکم شکمش ورم داره دست زدم و شک کردم نکنه یه وقت انسداد باشه به بچه گفتم: دفع مدفوع داری؟؟ مامانش هم ساکت هیچی نمیگفت بچه گفت: چی؟؟؟ گفتم: دستشویی شماره دو داری؟؟ گفت: چی؟؟؟ گفتم: پی پی چی؟؟؟ پی پی ازت میاد؟؟ گفت: پی پی چیه؟؟ با خودم گفتم خدایا چ کار کنم؟ چی بگم بفهمه؟ ب هر حال معمولا هر کدوم از بچه ها ی زبونی دارن یهو مامانش گفت

🤣1,190😱1210🗿7😡7

Showing the 12 most recent of 70 posts we hold for @sertraliinee. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“سِرتِرالین” (@sertraliinee), 10,134 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/sertraliinee.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.