【诗诗|限时福利】 诗诗老师也来给兄棣们安排福利了。 这次一共放 3个优惠名额,每个名额 立减100。 原价600,活动价500。 名额不多,就三个,满了活动结束。 诗诗 @vorney6 老王还是那句话,福利能安排就安排,能给兄棣们省一点是一点。 ——韶关修车大队
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Signed 王鹤棣

Channel
@shaoguanchujibaogao
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Cite this entry
30,823subscribers
+1,928 since we began measuring on 19 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
| Telegram ID | -1003509638363 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @shaoguanchujibaogao |
| Description | 频道为韶关大队专属出击报告公示区所有群友出击记录,上榜动态,福利发放统一在此公示,公开透明,真实可查! 韶关修车大队 @shaozhou |
| Created | Between 1 December 2025 and 31 May 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 19 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 25 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 25 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/shaoguanchujibaogao |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 25 Sept 2026, 00:37 | 30,823 | +1,928 |
| 19 Sept 2026, 09:22 | 28,895 | no change |
| 19 Sept 2026, 08:47 | 28,895 | first reading |
100 posts held, back to 17 September 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 16 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 59 of 100 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 100 (17 September 2026 – 28 September 2026) |
| Views total | 38,545 |
| Reactions total | 71 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 28 Sept 2026, 03:11 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 28 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
71 reactions across 48 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 91.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 65 | 91.5% | |
| 👍 | 4 | 5.63% | |
| 💔 | 1 | 1.41% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 1.41% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 59 of the 100 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 71 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 100 most recent posts we hold, published 17 September 2026 to 28 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
【诗诗|限时福利】 诗诗老师也来给兄棣们安排福利了。 这次一共放 3个优惠名额,每个名额 立减100。 原价600,活动价500。 名额不多,就三个,满了活动结束。 诗诗 @vorney6 老王还是那句话,福利能安排就安排,能给兄棣们省一点是一点。 ——韶关修车大队
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Signed 王鹤棣
【群名可以复制,但有些东西复制不了】 今天有人拿着另外一个“韶关修车大队”的截图来找老王,说自己被骗了。 首先还是跟兄棣们说清楚: 那个群不是我们的群。 群名一样,不代表是同一个群,更不代表是同一个人在运营。 至于外面到底有多少个同名群,谁在运营,里面有多少人,老王不知道,也不评价。 但借着这个事情,我倒是想跟兄棣们聊一聊 为什么老王从来不在乎群里的人数看起来够不够漂亮? 因为我一直不喜欢刷僵尸粉,也不喜欢堆机器人。 不是老王没钱刷。 真想把人数做漂亮,花钱买点数字并不是什么难事。 我只是不愿意浪费这个钱。 花钱弄一万,两万甚至更多不会说话,不会交流的账号进来,除了那个成员数字看起来好看一点,对这个群有什么意义? 没有意义。 有这个钱,我宁愿拿出来做活动,发福利,发给真正待在群里的兄棣。 哪怕最后一个人只拿到几十,一百,至少这笔钱是花在真人身上,是兄棣们真正拿到了。 数字是给外人看的,福利是给自己兄棣的。 所以可能有人觉得我们群…
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Signed 王鹤棣
【出击报告奖励|实时名额公示】 老王继续给兄棣们安排出击福利! 完成真实出击体验,并提交一份真实,完整的出击报告,经核实确认后,即可领取 100元现金奖励。 当前可领取名额: 雯雯 —— 剩余 1 名 @wenw98 球球 —— 剩余 3 名 @lfs2003 辰辰 —— 剩余 2 名 @chenchen20088 🧧 奖励标准:100元 / 人 名额实时变动,先到先得。 以完整出击报告发送给群主的时间为准,不以口头报名、提前占位为准。 报告写好后直接发送给群主,核实无误后发放奖励。 已经出击的兄棣,记得及时交报告; 还没出击的,可以看看目前谁还有奖励名额。 真实体验,真实报告,真实奖励。 名额领完即止,名单持续更新。 你负责出击,老王负责买单。
Signed 王鹤棣
【韶关修车大队】 :@shaozhou 【韶关报告集】:@shaoguanchujibaogao 【所在位置】: #保利 【老师艺名】: #静宝 【联系方式】: @oynnz 【验证留名】:P cheng 【验证时间】:9.27 【上课价位】:600P 【紧度如何】一般 【颜值身材】: 微胖型嫩妹 【见面感觉】:9 【身材曲线】:8.5 【风情指数】:7 【技术含量】:8 【身 高】:高跟鞋170 【凶 器】:白 大 【手 感】:一只手握不住 【人照相似】:8.5 【服务内容】:基本都做了 【机车行为】: 无 【服务过程】: 水群看到新老师,决定了尝尝鲜,提前约好了课,快到时间了立马赶过去,进门了第一印象还可以,人照没什么差别,穿着高跟鞋,两个波很大很诱人,皮肤也挺白的,老师给了我一个拥抱,聊了一会交了水费就一起洗澡,老师从后面抱着我两个奶子一蹭一蹭的心痒痒,在浴室给我口了几下就迫不及待…
Signed 王鹤棣
【韶关报告集】: https://t.me/shaoguanchujibaogao 【所在位置】: #浈江区 【老师艺名】: #冰冰 【联系方式】: @bingbing758258 【验证留名】:111 【验证时间】:9.27 【上课价位】: 1000一个小时 【紧度如何】:紧 【颜值身材】: 人比照片好看,身材好,大胸,🐍稳 ( PS: 从人照几成、皮肤、年龄、胸大小、身高、腿长、下面粉/黑、 屌感、情绪价值、等描述 ) 【服务内容】:都有做 (课表都做了吗/技能熟练度如何) 【服务态度】:很好 【优点缺点】:有情绪价值 【推荐程度】:强烈推荐 ( 不推荐/一般/可冲/推荐/强烈推荐 ) 【体验细节】:进门看见老师本人比照片好看,目测身高170cm左右,大长腿,🐻大,瞬间二弟反应强烈,果断交了水费,帮洗的很细心,搽干上床躺下,老师换上黑丝配情趣,口硬先来一发,顺利出水,中间休息抱着老师把玩大胸,聊聊天,后面有感…
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Signed 王鹤棣
【韶关修车大队】 :@shaozhou 【韶关报告集】:@shaoguanchujibaogao 【所在位置】: #武江 【老师艺名】: #小乔 【联系方式】: @XiaoQiaorr 【验证留名】:水果冻 【验证时间】:9.27 【上课价位】: 1700pp 【紧度如何】:紧 【颜值身材】: 本人比照片还要好看 身材高挑 ( PS: 从人照几成、皮肤、年龄、胸大小、身高、腿长、下面粉/黑、 屌感、情绪价值、等描述 ) 【服务内容】:课表都有做 (课表都做了吗/技能熟练度如何) 【服务态度】:非常好 【优点缺点】:口技一流 胸大 【推荐程度】:强烈推荐 ( 不推荐/一般/可冲/推荐/强烈推荐 ) 下午起床,二弟一直下不去,来了兴致打开✈️看到小乔老师照片更兴奋了,果断联系了小乔老师,激动坏了,穿衣就出门,二弟到楼下还立着,尴尬………老师位置很好找,遥控上楼后,开门就是一个大拥抱🫂,太有感觉了,二弟秒立,小乔老师拉我在…
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Signed 咸鱼 一条
【韶关修车大队】 :@shaozhou 【韶关报告集】:@shaoguanchujibaogao 【所在位置】: #保利 【老师艺名】: #月白 【联系方式】: @yuebai9971 【验证留名】:机甲暴龙 【验证时间】:9.26 【上课价位】: 1400pp 【紧度如何】:忘了 【颜值身材】: 一致+高平瘦 ( PS: 从人照几成、皮肤、年龄、胸大小、身高、腿长、下面粉/黑、 屌感、情绪价值、等描述 ) 【服务内容】:洗吹做 (课表都做了吗/技能熟练度如何) 【服务态度】:好 【优点缺点】:优点平胸 缺点太平 【推荐程度】:可冲 ( 不推荐/一般/可冲/推荐/强烈推荐 ) 【体验细节】:真人笑起来比照片可爱,喜欢转眼睛,说话慢悠悠腔调好玩。话不算多但是蛮真,有谈恋爱的感觉。不介意板上钉钉可以去玩,身材深入贯彻老王做兄弟的宗旨 提交报告: @wanghedi 温馨提示: 报告仅供参考 注: (提交报告需要提…
❤1
Signed 咸鱼 一条
【韶关修车大队】 :@shaozhou 【韶关报告集】:@shaoguanchujibaogao 【所在位置】: 保利 【老师艺名】: 静宝 【联系方式】: @oynnz 【验证留名】:Ph 【验证时间】:9.27下午 【上课价位】: 6P 【紧度如何】:本人二弟很大 紧 【颜值身材】: 人照一致,一米6多,是真胸摸起来手感佳,身材微胖类型,胸很大没有垂的样子 ( PS: 从人照几成、皮肤、年龄、胸大小、身高、腿长、下面粉/黑、 屌感、情绪价值、等描述 ) 【服务内容】:趁着放假 找个老师出击一下 看了几个新人 想试试微胖的 联系好老师 如约而至 到老师门口还有点小忐忑 担心踩雷 进门看见老师没踩雷 比较热情 说话声音小小的 招呼我下 给我递了一瓶水 跟老师聊天唠了一会嗑我让老师陪我一起洗澡 老师欣然答应 老师帮我洗的很仔细 洗好还帮我擦干 一次性浴巾不太好我建议她换大一点的 浴室服务还可以 来到老师床上 两个人抱一起…
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Signed 王鹤棣
【韶关修车大队】 :@shaozhou 【韶关报告集】:@shaoguanchujibaogao 【所在位置】: #保利广场 【老师艺名】: #静宝 【联系方式】: @oynnz 【验证留名】:新华书店 【验证时间】:9.27 【上课价位】:600P 【紧度如何】中肯 【颜值身材】: 微胖 【见面感觉】:9 【身材曲线】:8 【风情指数】:7 【技术含量】:7.5 【身 高】:163左右吧 【凶 器】:D没错 很挺很软 【手 感】:肉软软 【人照相似】:8.5 【服务内容】:基本都做了 【机车行为】: 无 【服务过程】:进门看人照基本一致,进门了给我一个拥抱属实没想到,皮肤黄白皮吧,较为光滑,第一印象还不错,给我滴了一瓶水一起坐在沙发聊了一下就交了水费,然后就一起去清洗了,两个大白兔真的很不错,很挺,我问她有没有科技她说纯天然的,揉起来很舒服,随后就坐在床上,静静的等待她的到来,静宝洗完…
❤3
Signed 王鹤棣
【韶关修车大队】 :@shaozhou 【韶关报告集】:@shaoguanchujibaogao 【所在位置】: #保利广场 【老师艺名】: #溪溪 【联系方式】: 【验证留名】: 【验证时间】:9月27日 【上课价位】: 488 【紧度如何】: 【颜值身材】: 胸大,年龄小,有道疤可能是生过。毫无情绪价值,不建议去,态度不好。 ( PS: 从人照几成、皮肤、年龄、胸大小、身高、腿长、下面粉/黑、 屌感、情绪价值、等描述 ) 【服务内容】: (课表都做了吗/技能熟练度如何) 课表上的全没,完全没有服务,澡也是自己洗的,叫他口一下还唧唧歪歪,用方言来骂人,就口了几个,然后套也是自己带 【服务态度】: 态度不好,一点服务都没有,进去就叫付钱,然后全程在玩手机。 【优点缺点】: 态度不行,全程黑脸一直玩手机 【推荐程度】: ( 不推荐/一般/可冲/推荐/强烈推荐 ) 不推荐 【体验细节】: 提交报告: @wanghedi 温…
Signed 咸鱼 一条
新车落户|韶关修车大队 欢迎新老师 静宝 @oynnz 正式上榜。 老规矩,新车到位,出击奖励直接安排。 前三位出击的兄棣,回来提交一份真实、完整的出击报告,每人奖励100元,老王买单。 新车到底什么车况,照片只能看个大概。 好不好开,体验怎么样,值不值得去,还是得等兄棣们亲自验车回来再说。 奖励名额仅限前三位,先到先得,以完整出击报告送达时间为准。 欢迎老师正式加入韶关修车大队。 也祝兄棣们出击愉快,玩得开心,平安归队。
Signed 王鹤棣
机器人 @jingyibibi_bot 朋友圈 https://t.me/jjiloi 私信我 @oynnz
Signed 王鹤棣
Showing the 12 most recent of 100 posts we hold for @shaoguanchujibaogao. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
@shaoguanchujibaogao edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“韶关出击报告 @shaozhou” (@shaoguanchujibaogao), 30,823 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shaoguanchujibaogao.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.