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Channel
🔞شخمیکده🔞
@shokhmikadeh
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
19,712subscribers
-953 since we began measuring on 2 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001331321761 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @shokhmikadeh |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 2 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/shokhmikadeh |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 89% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 11:15 | 19,712 | -741 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 05:21 | 20,453 | -42 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 08:58 | 20,495 | -22 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 20:21 | 20,517 | -21 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 00:17 | 20,538 | -41 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 01:55 | 20,579 | -23 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 22:19 | 20,602 | -30 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 06:59 | 20,632 | -33 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 02:31 | 20,665 | first reading |
Engagement
28 posts held, back to 27 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 5 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 12.1%
- avg views ÷ 19,712 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 2,390
- 28 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 28
- of 28 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 28 (27 August 2026 – 3 September 2026) |
| Views total | 66,891 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 3 Sept 2026, 09:57 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 4m 36s
- Average length
- 35s
Measured directly from 8 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
🔮طلسم دفع بیماری🪄 💒بازگشت معشوق و بخت گشایی و رضایت خانواده💍 💵طلسم مفتاح النقود جذب ثروت و مشتری 💎 🧿باطل السحر اعظم و دفع همزاد و چشم زخم ❤️🔥زبانبند و شهوت بند در برابر خیانت❤️🔥 ✅تمامی کارها با ضمانت نامه کتبی و مهر فروشگاه 12sh 🔴 لینک کانال و ارتباط با استاد👇 https://t.me/telesmohajat 💫گره گشایی،حاجت روایی و درمان ناباروری زوجین در سریعترین زمان 👤مشاوره رایگان با استاد سید حسینی👇 🆔@ostad_seyed_hoseyni ☎️ 092139…
🔴اگه میخوای بدونی قیمت دلار طلا خودرو .... درسال جدید چقدر میشه این چنل تمام پیشبینی ها همراه تاریخ وقوع رو گفته https://t.me/+C52z9sUaGrphODE0 🕯
💘طلسم شهوت بند و زبانبند و جلوگیری از خیانت🔐 🔮دعای حصار قوی دفع همزاد و چشم زخم و ابطال سحر عظیم ❣تسخیر و احضار برای جذب و بیقراری و بازگشت معشوق ❤️🔥 💰طلسم الفوز پیروزی در معاملات و جذب ثروت فراوان 🫶گشایش و تسهیل در ازدواج و بخت گشایی سریع💍 🪄گره گشایی و حاجت روایی فوری نازایی زوجین📜 👤مشاوره رایگان و تخصصی با استاد سید حسینی 🆔@Ostad_seyed_hoseyni 📞09213956388 @telesmohajat همراه با ضمانت کتبی و مهرمغازه و اصالت کاره…
دیشب خواب دیدم با خانمم رفتیم پاساژ هی اون میخره هی من کارت میکشم یهو از خواب پریدم دو سه بار موجودی گرفتم … آخرش بانک گفت بخدا خواب دیدی تو اصن زن نداری بگیر بکپ…!😂😂
اضطراب طبیعی است؛ مشکل وقتی است که زنگ هشدار مغز دیگر خاموش نمیشود. برای ریشهیابی علمیِ اضطراب، عضو کانال شوید و زیر آخرین پست کلمه «بررسی» را کامنت کنید. https://t.me/+c64QdkL9iLdlNTNk
خانواده ایرانی هم جالبه، بچه ۴ سالشه میبرن زوری گوشش رو سوراخ میکنن، بعد بزرگتر که میشه خودش ۲ سانت بالاترشو میخواد سوراخ کنه باهاش دعوا میکنن
💰 ۱۰۰ میلیون تومان وام، به همین راحتی! پول نقد لازم داری، اما نمیخوای رمزارزت رو بفروشی؟ داراییات رو وثیقه بگذار و بدون چک، ضامن و دردسرهای بانکی، برای دریافت وام نقدی یا اعتبار خرید کالا اقدام کن. با سرویس وام بیت۲۴، خیلی راحت و سریع وام بگیر! ⚡️درخواست وام در بیت۲۴ https://l.b24.ca/q https://l.b24.ca/q
بهترين سن براي ازدواج و تفاهم 80 سالگيه نه تو میتونی حرف بزنی نه اون میشنوه چی میگی 😂😂
🔮طلسم دفع بیماری🪄 💒بازگشت معشوق و بخت گشایی و رضایت خانواده💍 💵طلسم مفتاح النقود جذب ثروت و مشتری 💎 🧿باطل السحر اعظم و دفع همزاد و چشم زخم ❤️🔥زبانبند و شهوت بند در برابر خیانت❤️🔥 ✅تمامی کارها با ضمانت نامه کتبی و مهر فروشگاه 11sh 🔴 لینک کانال و ارتباط با استاد👇 https://t.me/telesmohajat 💫گره گشایی،حاجت روایی و درمان ناباروری زوجین در سریعترین زمان 👤مشاوره رایگان با استاد سید حسینی👇 🆔@ostad_seyed_hoseyni ☎️ 092139…
اتوبوس حامل زنان تصادف میکنه و تمام زنان کشته میشن همه شوهرا خوشحال بودن جز یک نفر که خودشو به زمین میزد و گریه میکرد بهش گفتن : تو حتما زنت رو خیلی دوست داشتی... گفت : نه بابااااا آخه زن من از اتوبوس جا مونده بود 😂😂😂 .
خدایا من واسه روبهرو شدن با بندههای لاشیت خیلی ساده و بی سیاستم ، لطفاً سر راهم قرارشون نده.
Showing the 12 most recent of 28 posts we hold for @shokhmikadeh. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“🔞شخمیکده🔞” (@shokhmikadeh), 19,712 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shokhmikadeh.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.