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匿名树洞北京

@shudongbeijing

2 usernames

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry

31,518subscribers

+560 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002589909906
TypeChannel
Usernames@shudongbeijing @shudongbj
Description是你的情绪垃圾桶🤮~ 请勿刷屏、键政、发广告,有防刷!(仅限修车那点事❗️) 发给树洞机器人的任何消息,将转发到对应频道~ #修车 #吃瓜 #匿名 #秘密 #树洞 #北京 🌲导航: @sdindex 🗺修车地图: @shudongmap 🔍洞洞搜: @dongdongso_bot 🤖树洞主: @shudongadmin_bot
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 November 2026
Measurements held119
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/shudongbeijing

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 87% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

30,55331,85431,203.531,5187 August 20266 November 2026
119 measurements spanning 91 days, net +560. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 30,358–32,049 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 119
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Nov 2026, 09:2031,518-43
6 Nov 2026, 00:0631,561-58
5 Nov 2026, 07:5631,619-83
4 Nov 2026, 21:0031,702-55
4 Nov 2026, 03:5931,757-40
3 Nov 2026, 23:4731,797-35
3 Nov 2026, 05:0131,832+145
2 Nov 2026, 22:1831,687+132
2 Nov 2026, 04:2631,555-14
1 Nov 2026, 21:0931,569+42
1 Nov 2026, 00:4631,527no change
31 Oct 2026, 19:4031,527+97
30 Oct 2026, 22:0931,430no change
30 Oct 2026, 18:2931,430-159
29 Oct 2026, 20:4631,589no change
29 Oct 2026, 19:4931,589-88
29 Oct 2026, 00:0031,677-15
28 Oct 2026, 17:1931,692-73
28 Oct 2026, 01:2831,765+37
27 Oct 2026, 15:5731,728first reading

Engagement

3,044 posts held, back to 7 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 156 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
0.346%
avg views ÷ 31,518 subscribers
Avg views / post
109
1,142 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.32%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
1,142
of 3,044 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 42 of 1,142 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 November 2026
Posts held3,044 (7 August 2026 – 6 November 2026)
Views total124,441
Reactions total82
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Nov 2026, 10:03 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈450
Videos
≈335
Links
≈33,500

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

79 reactions across 31 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 46.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍3746.8%
❤2329.1%
💩1215.2%
👎67.59%
👌11.27%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 39 of the 1,000 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 79 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 1,000 most recent posts we hold (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 11 October 2026 to 6 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 0 of 1,142 posts held from the last 30 days (0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

6 Nov 2026, 10:02 UTC1 viewsread 6 November 2026

他忍不住了,脱掉裤子,把已经硬得发疼的鸡巴抵在她湿滑的逼口,腰一沉,整根没入。“南枝……我好喜欢你……”他一边干一边说,动作又深又急。 南枝被他顶得身体轻轻晃动,可表情始终平静。

6 Nov 2026, 10:01 UTC5 viewsread 6 November 2026

他的舌头很认真,从会阴一路舔到阴蒂,把那颗小小的肉粒含进嘴里用力吮吸。南枝发出细细的喘息,可眼神始终有些游离。他伸进两根手指,在她逼里搅动,试图找到她的敏感点,可南枝只是轻轻哼了几声,并没有真正动情。

6 Nov 2026, 10:01 UTC9 viewsread 6 November 2026

那天晚上,大祭司把她约到酒店。刚进门他就把她按在门板上亲,手伸进她裙子里,摸到那处已经有点湿。南枝没有拒绝,只是懒洋洋地靠着墙,任他脱自己的衣服。 大祭司把她抱到床上,跪下去先舔。

6 Nov 2026, 10:00 UTC12 viewsread 6 November 2026

大祭司喜欢南枝很久了。 他是南大出身的高学历,在圈里算有点身份,可只要一见到南枝,就变成最卑微的那一个。他愿意为她花钱、为她写长篇反馈、为她在群里护航,甚至愿意把她的名字刻在心里。可南枝只把他当一个普通客人。

6 Nov 2026, 09:42 UTC71 viewsread 6 November 2026

拉倒吧 3k的大圈又不是没有自己开的20 25就可以,大圈3k 然后有的中介25 自开20 最后照片都是p的

6 Nov 2026, 09:38 UTC86 viewsread 6 November 2026

戴套的主要作用是避孕,哈哈哈哈,所以才叫避孕套,哈哈哈哈哈😂

6 Nov 2026, 09:29 UTC96 viewsread 6 November 2026

几百根🐍,可能被传染一切可以被传染的病

6 Nov 2026, 09:26 UTC125 viewsread 6 November 2026

https://t.me/shudongbeijing/203690 长春好玩的还都没开。

6 Nov 2026, 09:24 UTC126 viewsread 6 November 2026

有些狼友脑子真的进水了,老师得了梅毒,还和她啪啪,真是蠢爆了。要不是蜀黍进来当场抓了,又不知道多少大冤种被祸害了。

Showing the 12 most recent of 3,044 posts we hold for @shudongbeijing. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“匿名树洞北京” (@shudongbeijing), 31,518 subscribers as measured 6 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shudongbeijing.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.