看不上的也可以直接来cj我小处男,上面有好评,私聊就行,包你满意

Channel
匿名树洞北京
@shudongbeijing
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
31,203subscribers
+245 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002589909906 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Usernames | @shudongbeijing @shudongbj |
| Description | 是你的情绪垃圾桶🤮~ 请勿刷屏、键政、发广告,有防刷!(仅限修车那点事❗️) 发给树洞机器人的任何消息,将转发到对应频道~ #修车 #吃瓜 #匿名 #秘密 #树洞 #北京 🌲导航: @sdindex 🗺修车地图: @shudongmap 🔍洞洞搜: @dongdongso_bot 🤖树洞主: @shudongadmin_bot |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 65 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/shudongbeijing |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 87% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 07:19 | 31,203 | +61 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 13:00 | 31,142 | +259 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 19:20 | 30,883 | -196 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 08:57 | 31,079 | +184 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 20:38 | 30,895 | -6 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 11:16 | 30,901 | -338 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 06:57 | 31,239 | +191 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 23:21 | 31,048 | -391 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 07:21 | 31,439 | +179 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 21:16 | 31,260 | +77 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 12:35 | 31,183 | -64 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 17:57 | 31,247 | -39 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 08:57 | 31,286 | -51 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 16:21 | 31,337 | +151 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 15:01 | 31,186 | +153 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 00:08 | 31,033 | -24 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 06:55 | 31,057 | -10 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 21:54 | 31,067 | -45 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 08:08 | 31,112 | +33 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 18:57 | 31,079 | first reading |
Engagement
1,284 posts held, back to 7 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 68 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 0.441%
- avg views ÷ 31,203 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 138
- 660 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 1.17%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 660
- of 1,284 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 37 of 660 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 22 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 1,284 (7 August 2026 – 22 September 2026) |
| Views total | 90,890 |
| Reactions total | 62 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 22 Sept 2026, 08:26 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- ≈405
- Videos
- ≈290
- Links
- ≈29,800
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
- Video runtime
- 1m 12s
- Average length
- 8s
Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
77 reactions across 38 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 55.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 43 | 55.8% | |
| 🔥 | 12 | 15.6% | |
| ❤ | 8 | 10.4% | |
| 😁 | 4 | 5.19% | |
| 👎 | 3 | 3.90% | |
| 🤣 | 3 | 3.90% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 2.60% | |
| 😨 | 1 | 1.30% | |
| 🙏 | 1 | 1.30% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 54 of the 1,000 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 77 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 1,000 most recent posts we hold (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 13 August 2026 to 22 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
山也美,水也美,人更美,走遍大地神州,醉美多彩贵州 欢迎大家来出击美丽的贵州少数民族女孩 119 小姑娘 @ytlzly 我是119 的鸡头小处男 @xiaochunan7,要来的兄弟,双节期间记得私我领500优惠券,原价1400现在只需要900. 贵州妹子自带山水养出来的灵气,辣椒呛出来直爽劲。我可以打保票,来出击各位客户必定由内而外的爽彻心扉,不爽找我退钱即可。速来。双节期间促销先到先得!
小酒刚开课就被小小的象桩休了,小小的象是不是人啊
https://t.me/shudongbeijing/181345 这三美人照几分啊
群主反馈一下,昨天出击了119群里的小处男,进门就拖我的裤子吃我的原味鸡,然后培育的时候就让我插他,屁眼很紧,可能是我太长了拔出来的时候龟头上都是黄色的,最后在小处男的浪叫中满满内射 (他害羞没开频道,想去直接私聊就行,包你满意)
破茧的群咋样了
因为鸡头比龟男还龟,同伙被抓了,都不敢去报仇,只敢网上开人家盒,毕竟鸡头也叫龟公
你有他地址有他电话不爽他直接去线下真实不就完事儿了?天天在树洞刷什么?
@xiaoxiaodehenkeai 北京第一狗推,主导营销大郊亭三美 小泽芋圆夏沫在哪他就在那 三美从超值走就是他撺掇的 三美从800涨价1000也是他 三美从繁花离开也是他 三美在繁花他在繁花说话 三美不在繁花他就在海奥华说话 13120328276
看懂李智群社会关系。每个人每天读一遍,入脑、入心、入魂。 https://t.me/shudongbeijing/181178
sb又开始刷屏了 有能耐去线下真实啊 没本事才会在这儿匿名当小丑!
北京著名龟男,郑俊杰,43岁山西老冒,偷拍老师被发现,死不承认,被来的几个鸡头爆揍一顿后没收身份证和手机。强迫开机,手机居然存有几十名老师被偷拍视频。 遂赔偿老师5万精神损失费,强迫拍下给鸡头口交视频。 放走了郑选择报警,警察介入,老师被拘留,鸡头被抓。 现曝光龟男信息。 手机号 13717861366,家住大兴区德茂小区30号楼2单元202。 老婆康媛媛,手机号 13811834534
Showing the 12 most recent of 1,284 posts we hold for @shudongbeijing. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
@sdindex · 11,28621 posts北京【洞洞】男群
@bjddnq · 3,88118 posts广州【洞洞】男群
@gzddnq · 2,25018 posts上海【洞洞】男群
@shddnq · 2,24718 posts深圳【洞洞】男群
@szddnq · 2,46918 posts树洞图片区
@shudongphoto · 9,66316 posts树洞百科Wiki
@shudongbaike4 · 2,5509 posts树洞雷报北京
@shudongleibao_bj · 2,1639 posts树洞雷报广州
@shudongleibao_gz · 2,2819 posts树洞雷报杭州
@shudongleibao_hz · 1,6709 posts树洞雷报上海
@shudongleibao_sh · 1,8839 posts树洞雷报深圳
@shudongleibao_sz · 2,0249 posts树洞【实时】修车地图
@shudongmap · 4,6679 posts树洞情报站
@shudongqingbao2 · 1,4059 posts天津意大利风情街🅢
@anyang2025 · 74,4031 post局内人·北京群聊吃瓜
@bj_group_daily · 891 post北京女姬队
@huytj66 · 21,3221 post匿名树洞深圳
@shudongsz · 14,6341 post
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 1
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 0
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 1
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@shudongbeijing named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
named in 5 posts, 16 August 2026 – 2 September 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“匿名树洞北京” (@shudongbeijing), 31,203 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shudongbeijing.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.