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СІМПСОНИ UA

@simpsonsua

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7,170subscribers

-295 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001047303904
TypeChannel
Username@simpsonsua
Description😂 Якщо вам подобається безглуздість Гомера, 💖 турбота Мардж, 📚 ввічливість Ліси та 😈 хуліганство Барта — тоді цей канал саме для вас! 🎬 Сімпсони онлайн — simpsonsua.tv 😎 Адмін — @ukrhomer
Created27 February 2016 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live5 November 2026
Measurements held24
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 5 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/simpsonsua

Topic

Film & TV — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

7,1707,4667,3187 August 2026 — 7,465 subscribers7 August 2026 — 7,465 subscribers7 August 2026 — 7,466 subscribers10 August 2026 — 7,451 subscribers14 August 2026 — 7,436 subscribers17 August 2026 — 7,429 subscribers20 August 2026 — 7,418 subscribers24 August 2026 — 7,408 subscribers27 August 2026 — 7,390 subscribers30 August 2026 — 7,378 subscribers2 September 2026 — 7,375 subscribers7 September 2026 — 7,351 subscribers12 September 2026 — 7,334 subscribers15 September 2026 — 7,323 subscribers28 September 2026 — 7,282 subscribers5 October 2026 — 7,245 subscribers12 October 2026 — 7,227 subscribers15 October 2026 — 7,215 subscribers18 October 2026 — 7,195 subscribers21 October 2026 — 7,179 subscribers24 October 2026 — 7,178 subscribers27 October 2026 — 7,172 subscribers2 November 2026 — 7,176 subscribers5 November 2026 — 7,170 subscribers7 August 20265 November 2026
24 measurements spanning 90 days, net -295. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,126–7,510 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 24
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
5 Nov 2026, 17:567,170-6
2 Nov 2026, 20:007,176+4
27 Oct 2026, 01:457,172-6
24 Oct 2026, 07:087,178-1
21 Oct 2026, 00:417,179-16
18 Oct 2026, 05:317,195-20
15 Oct 2026, 06:297,215-12
12 Oct 2026, 02:167,227-18
5 Oct 2026, 18:017,245-37
28 Sept 2026, 07:367,282-41
15 Sept 2026, 23:207,323-11
12 Sept 2026, 01:007,334-17
7 Sept 2026, 23:217,351-24
2 Sept 2026, 13:357,375-3
30 Aug 2026, 03:257,378-12
27 Aug 2026, 11:567,390-18
24 Aug 2026, 05:037,408-10
20 Aug 2026, 17:247,418-11
17 Aug 2026, 16:077,429-7
14 Aug 2026, 14:557,436first reading

Engagement

117 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 20 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
8.03%
avg views ÷ 7,170 subscribers
Avg views / post
576
30 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.63%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
30
of 117 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 November 2026
Posts held117 (2 August 2026 – 5 November 2026)
Views total17,269
Reactions total454
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Nov 2026, 02:05 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈2,550
Videos
≈549
Links
≈1,870

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
7m 25s
Average length
15s

Measured directly from 29 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

1,937 reactions across 117 posts, in 24 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁51526.6%
❤50025.8%
👍48124.8%
🤔1256.45%
😢633.25%
🤣593.05%
🔥562.89%
👏472.43%
🤯241.24%
❤‍🔥180.929%
👌160.826%
👎60.31%
🥴60.31%
💘50.258%
🌭20.103%
👾20.103%
💔20.103%
💩20.103%
🤪20.103%
🤬20.103%
4 further kinds40.207%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 117 of the 117 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,937 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 117 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 5 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 0 of 30 posts held from the last 30 days (0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

5 Nov 2026, 19:02 UTC263 views7 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Photo

🎰 Сімпсонята, з вами Вечірній Кінотеатр! Гомер приголомшений несподіваним відкриттям: зразковий і підтягнутий Нед Фландерс насправді вже розміняв шостий десяток, хоча виглядає вдвічі молодшим 🎂 таємниця. Проте усвідомлення того, що все життя минуло за суворими правилами, молитвами та без жодного ризику, заганяє Неда в депресію — він розуміє, що зовсім не вміє відриватися та смакувати життя 😔 криза. Бажаючи відчути…

👍6❤1

5 Nov 2026, 11:04 UTC425 views12 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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💡 Цікавинка Чи знали ви, що точну марку, модель і навіть країну походження культового рожевого автомобіля Гомера автори розсекретили лише через 28 років після виходу серіалу? Десятиліттями шанувальники сперечалися, що це за авто — стара модель Plymouth чи Chrysler 1970-х років. Лише в епізоді «Pork and Burns» (28 сезон, 2017 рік) нарешті називають його повне ім'я: рожевий седан Гомера — це Plymouth Junkerella 1986…

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5 Nov 2026, 10:30 UTC409 views20 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Video

🌄 День починається веселіше, коли поруч Гомер і компанія 💛😂 😎 У кого Сімпсони зранку — у того весь день вдалий 🌞 📺 Повна серія тут #РанковийПрикол@simpsonsua

😁13❤4👏2💘1

4 Nov 2026, 19:03 UTC502 views11 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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🏥 Сімпсонята, з вами Вечірній Кінотеатр! Гомер везе родину до парку розваг у стилі Дикого Заходу, але на зворотному шляху вперто ігнорує благання дідуся Ейба зупинити машину заради туалету 🚗 поїздка. В результаті безглуздої впертості сина нирки старого буквально вибухають просто в кабінеті лікаря, залишаючи дідусю лічені дні життя 💥 трагедія. Мучений почуттям провини, Гомер зголошується стати донором, але коли нас…

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4 Nov 2026, 17:10 UTC508 views8 reactionsread 6 November 2026

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4 Nov 2026, 14:01 UTC504 views13 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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🧠😂 Тест, 1, 2, 3! 5 серія 38 сезону «Сімпсонів» вже тут! 🍩📋 Ліса проходить тест на різні розлади, а під час цього згадує людей зі свого оточення з РДУГ та ОКР. Схоже, результати тестування можуть виявитися дуже несподіваними! 🤔😅 🎙 Озвучка — SIMPSONSUA 🇺🇦

👍9❤3👏1

4 Nov 2026, 12:00 UTC537 views17 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Photo

💡 Цікавинка Ви коли-небудь звертали увагу на візуальну деталь із пом'ятим переднім лівим крилом на рожевому авто Гомера Сімпсона? Ця характерна вм'ятина над переднім колесом присутня практично в кожному епізоді серіалу та навіть у культовій початковій заставці шоу. Аніматори тримали цю деталь недоторканою десятиліттями: навіть якщо машину підривали чи топили в океані, у наступній серії вона поверталася з ремонту з …

❤14👍2👏1

4 Nov 2026, 06:04 UTC554 views10 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Video

🌅 У світі є дві магії: сонце і гумор зі Спрінґфілда ☀️🤣 🤩 Почни день правильно — почни з усмішки 😄 📺 Повна серія тут #РанковийПрикол@simpsonsua

😁7👏3

3 Nov 2026, 19:02 UTC581 views11 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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🚗 Сімпсонята, з вами Вечірній Кінотеатр! Гомер потрапляє у страшну автотрощу та на шаленій швидкості вилітає крізь лобове скло автівки, але в момент фатального удару час раптово завмирає ⏳ аварія. Поки його життя буквально проноситься перед очима за долі секунди, поруч з'являється чарівний потойбічний провідник, який проводить Гомера крізь закапелки його власної пам'яті 🪞 одкровення. У цій сюрреалістичній подорожі м…

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3 Nov 2026, 17:10 UTC588 views10 reactionsread 6 November 2026

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3 Nov 2026, 10:59 UTC578 views18 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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💡 Цікавинка Чи знали ви, який сатиричний натяк криється у передвиборчих слоганах мера Джо Квімбі? У серіалі плакати та бігборди мера регулярно висміюють цинізм виборчої системи, додаючи під гаслом «Vote Quimby» вкрай відверті підписи. Один із найвідоміших слоганів мера говорить: «Голосуй за Квімбі: цього разу він менше з двох лих» (This Time He's The Lesser of Two Evils). Ще один шедевр політичного сарказму з'явля…

👍12😁5❤1

3 Nov 2026, 06:02 UTC593 views21 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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🌄 День починається веселіше, коли поруч Гомер і компанія 💛😂 😎 У кого Сімпсони зранку — у того весь день удачний 🌞 📺 Повна серія тут #РанковийПрикол@simpsonsua

😁16👍3❤1👏1

Showing the 12 most recent of 117 posts we hold for @simpsonsua. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 5 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“СІМПСОНИ UA” (@simpsonsua), 7,170 subscribers as measured 5 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/simpsonsua.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.