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Пошлые анекдоты 18+

@smehvam

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

7,162subscribers

-129 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002142535483
TypeChannel
Username@smehvam
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held13
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/smehvam

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 39% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7,1627,2917,226.57 August 2026 — 7,291 subscribers7 August 2026 — 7,291 subscribers10 August 2026 — 7,280 subscribers13 August 2026 — 7,269 subscribers17 August 2026 — 7,263 subscribers20 August 2026 — 7,244 subscribers24 August 2026 — 7,220 subscribers27 August 2026 — 7,213 subscribers30 August 2026 — 7,207 subscribers2 September 2026 — 7,192 subscribers8 September 2026 — 7,182 subscribers12 September 2026 — 7,172 subscribers16 September 2026 — 7,162 subscribers7 August 202616 September 2026
13 measurements spanning 40 days, net -129. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,143–7,310 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 06:597,162-10
12 Sept 2026, 14:207,172-10
8 Sept 2026, 05:017,182-10
2 Sept 2026, 19:397,192-15
30 Aug 2026, 11:277,207-6
27 Aug 2026, 21:257,213-7
24 Aug 2026, 20:437,220-24
20 Aug 2026, 20:157,244-19
17 Aug 2026, 11:147,263-6
13 Aug 2026, 16:077,269-11
10 Aug 2026, 19:157,280-11
7 Aug 2026, 13:027,291no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:527,291first reading

Engagement

109 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 12 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 109 posts for this entry, the most recent from 20 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
3m 22s
Average length
22s

Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

18 reactions across 15 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
950.0%
👍422.2%
🤣422.2%
🙈15.56%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 109 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 18 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 109 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 20 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

20 Aug 2026, 11:08 UTC11 viewsread 20 August 2026
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20 Aug 2026, 09:02 UTC34 viewsread 20 August 2026

Встречался с девушкой всего полгода, затем она сильно на меня обиделась из-за каких-то мелочей, собрала вещи и ушла. Я сильно не расстроился, ибо понимал, что наши отношения долго не протянут. Только спустя день заметил, что она, когда собиралась, захватила мой кактус. А это моё любимое растение, он был мне как ребёнок, я его ещё и назвал Игорем. Эта па.скуда забрала моего Игоря с собой, а когда я позвонил ей со скан

20 Aug 2026, 07:05 UTC44 viewsread 20 August 2026
Video

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20 Aug 2026, 06:02 UTC54 views1 reactionsread 20 August 2026

- Пап, ты когда больше денег потерял - во время кризиса 1998 года, или во время кризиса 2008 года? - В 2006 году, сынок, во время развода с твоей мамой!!! Кстати, тогда я еще не понимал, почему это называется РАЗВОДОМ... https://t.me/smehvam ⁣⁣🌐 Giga VPN — Твоя свобода в интернете всего за 5 рублей в сутки.

👍1

19 Aug 2026, 20:01 UTC85 viewsread 20 August 2026

П25. Больше 5 лет изредка ссу в раковину, пока не видит девушка. К слову, начали мы эту тему еще с батьком, он мне собственно и показал, насколько это пиздатая штука. Не знаю в чём прикол, но делаю это довольно часто, хоть и унитаз через дверь. Давайте проверим, сколько нас! https://t.me/smehvam

19 Aug 2026, 19:01 UTC88 viewsread 20 August 2026
Video

Будущее наступило: ИИ «обыграл» букмекера на 33.000₽ за день. А потом — еще 38 раз подряд. Топ-аналитики 1xBet так и не поняли, как он это делает — и их вышвырнули с работы. ОШИБКА БУКА — здесь бесплатно раскрывают стратегии того самого ИИ. Скриншоты выигрышей завалили Телеграм настолько, что на канал подписалось 27.000 человек за неделю. Проснулся → зашел в Телеграм → сделал три ставки → заработал среднюю зарплату

19 Aug 2026, 18:01 UTC83 viewsread 20 August 2026

— Представь тонут два человека, одинлюбит тебя, другого любишь ты, кого ты спасёшь? — Я плавать не умею. https://t.me/smehvam

19 Aug 2026, 17:13 UTC81 viewsread 20 August 2026
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❗️КАННИБАЛЫ ЕЩЁ СРЕДИ НАС. НЕ ВЕРИШЬ? Канал ДИКИЙ КОНТИНЕНТ докажет и покажет тебе обратную сторону нашего мира: - Племена людоедов - Обряды приводящие к гибели - Кровавый мир дикой природы Этот канал откроет для тебя неизведанную нашим миром жестокость

19 Aug 2026, 16:01 UTC77 viewsread 20 August 2026

- Петька, хочешь я тебе про парадоксы расскажу? - Василий Иванович! Отстань, я с тобой после нюансов не разговариваю https://t.me/smehvam ⁣⁣Lumix VPN: обходим белые списки и глушилки. 20 стран 🤣. Безлимит на всё!📲

19 Aug 2026, 14:01 UTC89 viewsread 20 August 2026

- А вы пойдете на последний концерт Пугачевой? - Нет, мы в том году были! https://t.me/smehvam

19 Aug 2026, 13:35 UTC90 viewsread 20 August 2026

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19 Aug 2026, 13:05 UTC90 viewsread 20 August 2026
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Showing the 12 most recent of 109 posts we hold for @smehvam. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@smehvam edited 6 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
8 August 2026
Most recent edit
12 August 2026

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Анекдоты | Мемы | Юмор 🍒
@a_necdot69 · 136,382
Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 49 here — alongside 48 others — read 13 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Пошлые анекдоты 18+” (@smehvam), 7,162 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smehvam.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.