Channel

КГБ Ромашковой Долины - Пресс-Служба

@smesh_secrets

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

7,226subscribers

+267 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID	-1003888641068
Type	Channel
Username	@smesh_secrets
Created	Between 1 February 2026 and 1 June 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded	6 August 2026
Last confirmed live	18 September 2026
Measurements held	14
Confirmed unchanged	1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegram	t.me/smesh_secrets

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 41% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

14 measurements spanning 43 days, net +267. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6,919–7,266 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Subscribers	Change
18 Sept 2026, 21:16	7,226	+11
14 Sept 2026, 06:14	7,215	+31
11 Sept 2026, 00:40	7,184	-23
6 Sept 2026, 09:01	7,207	+8
1 Sept 2026, 15:03	7,199	-14
29 Aug 2026, 14:35	7,213	+29
26 Aug 2026, 21:14	7,184	+12
24 Aug 2026, 03:58	7,172	+51
20 Aug 2026, 06:48	7,121	+29
16 Aug 2026, 20:38	7,092	+59
13 Aug 2026, 01:43	7,033	+38
9 Aug 2026, 15:11	6,995	+36
6 Aug 2026, 20:00	6,959	no change
6 Aug 2026, 19:52	6,959	first reading

Engagement

22 posts held, back to 1 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 13 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 22 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime: 20m 40s
Average length: 1m 23s

Measured directly from 15 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

5,995 reactions across 22 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction	Count	Share
❤	1,348	22.5%
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custom 5465161243515953033	1,095	18.3%
custom 5463108090234676296	826	13.8%
custom 5465518116643544909	385	6.42%
custom 5465319895312900109	351	5.85%
custom 5465549444135001812	260	4.34%
👍	168	2.80%
custom 5465175623066459137	146	2.44%
custom 5465118787764231422	109	1.82%
🤡	15	0.25%
custom 5465415200637198018	10	0.167%
👎	5	0.083%

Custom emoji. 9 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 22 of the 22 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,995 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 22 most recent posts we hold, published 1 June 2026 to 19 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received: 5; across the posts below
Posts paid on: 2; of 22 we hold a reading for · 9%
Most on one post: 3; single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @smesh_secrets. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 22 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 1 June 2026 to 19 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

19 Aug 2026, 15:19 UTC≈2,350 views276 reactionsread 20 August 2026

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"Круглая Тишина" - неофициальное название следственного изолятора №1 (СИЗО-1), расположенного в Ромашковой Долине. В данном учреждении под стражей содержатся и ждут суда иностранные граждане, являющиеся подозреваемыми или обвиняемыми по уголовным делам. Проект был полностью разработан Крошем, который также занимает должность начальника учреждения. В изоляторе функционируют три общие камеры и две одиночные. Согласн…

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12 Aug 2026, 13:14 UTC≈4,870 views271 reactionsread 20 August 2026

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Мало кто знает, но серия "Большие гонки" была снята не в Стране Смешариков. В ней просто невозможно было разместить трассу такого масштаба. На самом деле съемки проходили в Ираке неподалеку от Багдада. Круглая компания провела гонку 19 марта 2003 года, за несколько часов до начала американского вторжения в Ирак. Так Смешарики невольно оказались в стране, охваченной боевыми действиями. А обычная эвакуация по обговор…

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9 Aug 2026, 11:30 UTC≈6,140 views490 reactionsread 20 August 2026

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Официальный канал Смешариков выкатил такой пост с возрастом всех известных героев. Так же они попросили пресс-службу КГБ внести некоторые корректировки. Когда животное становится смешариком, у него сильно увеличивается продолжительность жизни. И если мутация в смешарика произошла в детском возрасте, то психологическое состояние детства может сохраняться на протяжении многих лет. Так например, психологически Крошу и…

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7 Aug 2026, 19:07 UTC≈6,910 views555 reactionsread 20 August 2026

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Эвакуация раненого Копатыча. Ирак, 2003 год

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7 Aug 2026, 11:39 UTC≈5,710 views159 reactionsread 20 August 2026

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А вы знали, что в мире существует еще 4 аналога Страны Смешариков? Вот посмотрите видео и узнаете. Все эти поселения не обладают собственным государством, тем же научным развитием и мировым влиянием, как Страна Смешариков на балканском полуострове. И само собой никто кроме балканских Смешариков не снимал документальный сериал про себя. К сожалению нет достоверных кадров других общин, перечисленных в видео, поэтому …

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5 Aug 2026, 13:51 UTC≈4,790 views195 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Это же обзор на нас, смотрим и разбираемся немедленно, я всех проверю https://youtu.be/i5AEKqPbWzE?si=ojfKOoGqoGY2bSro

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3 Aug 2026, 11:39 UTC≈7,140 views247 reactionsread 20 August 2026

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Как и просили - обзор на "Грешариков". На самом деле никакой мистики в этом сериале нет - все происходящее имеет конкретный символический смысл, завязанный на множестве приключений круглой десятки. Смотрим и больше никогда не задаем вопросы о том, что это и как мы к этому относимся. Тикток Инстакарты Ютубчик Задонатьте

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31 Jul 2026, 17:45 UTC≈6,970 views173 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Как уже говорили ранее, когда-то Смешарики ввозили мёд Копатыча через Кубу. Но чрезмерные амбиции последнего уничтожили этот канал поставок. Поэтому Кар-Карыч организовал новый "медовый" путь через Мексику. И о приключениях в этой прекрасной стране мы рассказали в этом видео Давайте разбираться, чего там Смешарики натворили в Мексике, и при чем тут дом Лосяша? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auTP0OvV9Cg

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29 Jul 2026, 20:33 UTC≈6,680 views276 reactionsread 20 August 2026

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Начался процесс монтажа видео о приключениях Смешариков в Мексике ! Как же было тяжело придумать сценарий собрать и изучить все документы об этой поездке.... Прикрепляю демо-версию вступления, чтобы не расслаблялись.

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23 Jul 2026, 13:13 UTC≈8,840 views231 reactionsread 20 August 2026

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Как уже говорили, в Стране Смешариков туристам запрещено носить жёлтые круглые шляпы, как у Копатыча. Этот запрет распространяется и на любую другую одежду как у Смешариков. Такие ограничения появились не случайно: ношение подобных вещей может представлять опасность для жизни. В этом видео вы узнаете, почему были введены эти правила и как они появились. После вступления запрета в силу были арестованы более 100 инос…

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21 Jul 2026, 11:37 UTC≈8,770 views201 reactionsread 20 August 2026

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Кто из знаменитостей был в Стране Смешариков? На самом деле много кто, от Оззи Осборна до Уральских Пельменей. Смешарики часто приглашают в страну своих любимых исполнителей. А как именно это происходит - узнаем в новой кинопленке. Пишите в комментариях имена музыкальных исполнителей, блогеров и других популярных людей. А я посмотрю в записях, были они в Стране Смешариков или нет. Тикток Инстакарты Ютубчик

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20 Jul 2026, 18:11 UTC≈6,450 views304 reactions2 Starsread 20 August 2026

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Тикток заполнили так называемые Грешарики, а в комментариях под нашими роликами много просьб прояснить ситуацию. И мне этот сериальчик понравился, сразу напомнил мое счастливое детство в деревне у бабушки в пригороде Петрозаводска в начале 2000-х. Поэтому вы меня убедили, обзор на этот сериал будет. Уже внимательно отсматриваем кадры, с каждой секундой просмотра жизнь становится счастливее и радостнее

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Showing the 12 most recent of 22 posts we hold for @smesh_secrets. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

ANGEL150
@an6el150 · 581 post Lizanya’s diary🧡
@lizanyyaa · 351 post СмешBaza | Новости
@smeshbaza_news · 2,9871 post

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

💤 Сон_Бараша 💤
@son_barass · 5771 post

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“КГБ Ромашковой Долины - Пресс-Служба” (@smesh_secrets), 7,226 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smesh_secrets.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.