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Сметана ТВ

@smetanatv

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8,142subscribers

-65 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001000385655
TypeChannel
Username@smetanatv
CreatedBetween 1 September 2015 and 31 December 2015 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held13
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/smetanatv

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

8,1428,2078,174.57 August 2026 — 8,207 subscribers8 August 2026 — 8,202 subscribers11 August 2026 — 8,193 subscribers14 August 2026 — 8,185 subscribers17 August 2026 — 8,180 subscribers21 August 2026 — 8,172 subscribers24 August 2026 — 8,195 subscribers27 August 2026 — 8,193 subscribers30 August 2026 — 8,191 subscribers3 September 2026 — 8,181 subscribers9 September 2026 — 8,159 subscribers13 September 2026 — 8,147 subscribers16 September 2026 — 8,142 subscribers7 August 202616 September 2026
13 measurements spanning 40 days, net -65. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,132–8,217 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 18:408,142-5
13 Sept 2026, 00:008,147-12
9 Sept 2026, 04:228,159-22
3 Sept 2026, 12:218,181-10
30 Aug 2026, 20:558,191-2
27 Aug 2026, 15:138,193-2
24 Aug 2026, 23:138,195+23
21 Aug 2026, 01:458,172-8
17 Aug 2026, 16:388,180-5
14 Aug 2026, 04:498,185-8
11 Aug 2026, 05:018,193-9
8 Aug 2026, 02:568,202-5
7 Aug 2026, 10:478,207first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 24 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 21 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
42.0%
avg views ÷ 8,142 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,420
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
23.9%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 18 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 August 2026
Posts held18 (24 July 202627 August 2026)
Views total6,840
Reactions total1,636
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken28 Aug 2026, 18:26 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 07s
Average length
22s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

14,623 reactions across 17 posts, in 28 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
5,15935.3%
custom 52423251202901353261,64611.3%
❤‍🔥1,3649.33%
🔥1,1738.02%
custom 54674892704092402297395.05%
custom 53530852702227186196804.65%
😁6694.57%
custom 52336087762206813736164.21%
custom 54654515918951296695443.72%
🥰5303.62%
👏3872.65%
💯2281.56%
🤣2221.52%
custom 53999566563458618741971.35%
custom 54652232757286396471150.786%
💋680.465%
🦄590.403%
custom 5370953476635368811410.28%
custom 5370597492566006063400.274%
🙉360.246%
8 further kinds1100.752%

Custom emoji. 9 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 14,623 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 27 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
23
across the posts below
Posts paid on
9
of 17 we hold a reading for · 53%
Most on one post
9
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @smetanatv. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 18 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 24 July 2026 to 27 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

27 Aug 2026, 13:25 UTC≈2,930 views741 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

390😁174custom 535308527022271861972custom 546545159189512966936🤣30🔥11custom 546522327572863964711💯7

25 Aug 2026, 11:50 UTC≈3,910 views895 reactions1 Starread 28 August 2026
Video

Часть безобидного видео, на которой мама заходит в комнату: (не благодарите)

529custom 5353085270222718619144😁116custom 546545159189512966933custom 539995665634586187421🍌16custom 546522327572863964713custom 54674892704092402299

23 Aug 2026, 10:59 UTC≈6,300 views1,113 reactions9 Starsread 28 August 2026

Кипятим чайники, достаем попкорн, надеваем нарукавники. Поплыли!

🔥551custom 5467489270409240229279custom 5399956656345861874136custom 53530852702227186195045🏆12💋12custom 54654515918951296699

23 Aug 2026, 10:20 UTC≈5,280 views653 reactions1 Starread 28 August 2026
Photo

Меньше часа до премьеры видео, которое разделит историю ютуба на «до» и «ранее» Мы тут с твиттерскими начали бинго собирать, напишете свои ставки в комменты? Что, по-вашему, точно произойдет в этом выпуске? UPD: бинго собрано! UPDD: БИНГО!

412custom 5465451591895129669126🥰74custom 546748927040924022921custom 523360877622068137310custom 53530852702227186195💋3😁2

22 Aug 2026, 15:53 UTC≈4,510 views1,125 reactions3 Starsread 28 August 2026
Forwarded from @shakulin_vasya

завтра болото

❤‍🔥634custom 5242325120290135326260custom 5467489270409240229101🙉3633🙏31custom 546522327572863964715custom 52336087762206813736

19 Aug 2026, 17:41 UTC≈6,740 views942 reactions3 Starsread 28 August 2026
Photo

На случай важных переговоров

561😁157custom 5242325120290135326122custom 546748927040924022930custom 546545159189512966922💋17custom 535308527022271861911🔥9

15 Aug 2026, 14:10 UTC≈8,580 views466 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Video

Эксклюзив, смотреть со звуком до конца

269custom 546545159189512966992❤‍🔥39custom 546748927040924022921custom 535308527022271861916👏11custom 54652232757286396477💋4

13 Aug 2026, 14:10 UTC≈7,500 views739 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

416custom 5467489270409240229171🔥60custom 546545159189512966949custom 535308527022271861916❤‍🔥7🦄6custom 54652232757286396476

10 Aug 2026, 12:15 UTC≈8,400 views825 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Мюзикл «Кошки», Бродвей, 1982 год

🥰453170🤣98custom 535308527022271861937custom 524232512029013532623custom 537059749256600606314custom 546522327572863964710💋6

7 Aug 2026, 11:31 UTC≈8,350 views588 reactions1 Starread 28 August 2026
Photo

И вот так

🔥35892custom 524232512029013532666🤣32custom 546748927040924022913custom 537095347663536881112👏5💋5

7 Aug 2026, 11:30 UTC≈6,820 views632 reactions1 Starread 28 August 2026
Photo

Адаптировали!

👏368116custom 535308527022271861978custom 524232512029013532626🤣11💋9❤‍🔥8custom 54654515918951296697

3 Aug 2026, 11:22 UTC≈8,840 views929 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Video

Согласились бы?

custom 5242325120290135326535210🔥69custom 535308527022271861933custom 537095347663536881129custom 546545159189512966929🦄8custom 54652232757286396477

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @smetanatv. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Сметана ТВ” (@smetanatv), 8,142 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smetanatv.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.