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Аморфная собакоидная масса

@sobakoid

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

147subscribers

+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001431773863
TypeChannel
Username@sobakoid
CreatedBetween 1 April 2019 and 31 October 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 14 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/sobakoid

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 25 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 54% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1451471467 August 2026 — 145 subscribers8 August 2026 — 145 subscribers28 August 2026 — 146 subscribers5 September 2026 — 147 subscribers7 August 20265 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 30 days, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 145–147 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
5 Sept 2026, 19:38147+1
28 Aug 2026, 15:27146+1
8 Aug 2026, 21:01145no change
7 Aug 2026, 03:17145first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 17 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
17s
Average length
9s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

234 reactions across 15 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁7431.6%
🤣4017.1%
❤‍🔥3012.8%
❤2611.1%
🥰208.55%
🔥93.85%
💯72.99%
😍62.56%
👀52.14%
🤩52.14%
🌭41.71%
🎉20.855%
🤯20.855%
🏆10.427%
👍10.427%
💋10.427%
😱10.427%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 234 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 17 June 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 14:20 UTC58 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @nasvobodnuytemyPhoto

Не знаете, куда девать кабачки? В Китае нашли для них самое неожиданное применение. Там владельцы кошек и собак начали использовать огромные кабачки вместо охлаждающих лежанок. Благодаря высокому содержанию воды овощ долго остаётся прохладным, и питомцы с удовольствием на нём отдыхают. Тренд оказался настолько популярным, что некоторые супермаркеты даже начали продавать кабачки как товар для животных. Также Админ …

❤2🎉2🤯2🔥1

29 Jul 2026, 05:07 UTC118 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Бежим измерять своих собак, быстро!

🤩5

29 Jul 2026, 05:06 UTC123 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026

— Определи рост собаки по ее следу, — сказал он как-то. — Да это никто не сможет, — недоверчиво возразил Черный Ястреб. — Ошибаешься, я могу, — сказал Ян. — Измерь длину следа передней лапы и помножь на восемь, вот и будет рост собаки до ее плеча. — И ты думаешь, это для любой породы? — с сомнением спросил Сэм. — Вес собаки, — продолжал Ян, — тоже можно определить по ее следам. Помножь ширину следа передней лапы …

👀5❤1

29 Jul 2026, 05:06 UTC116 viewsread 8 August 2026

"Маленькие индейцы" Э. Сетон-Томпсон

21 Jul 2026, 18:45 UTC146 views25 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Вообще собаки очень страшные со своим смотрением. Однажды мы прошли со Снежкой мимо семьи с ребёнком, всё было хорошо, и вдруг рёв за спиной: - На меня собака!... Собака!!!... - Что тебе собака сделала?! - Собака... ПОСМОТРЕЛА!!

🤣17😁5💯2❤‍🔥1

21 Jul 2026, 18:42 UTC136 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Коллега осталась с собакой впервые в жизни. В первые дни бегала на улицу по 10 раз, потому что собака на неё СМОТРЕЛА, а коллеге казалось, что это сигнал "срочно в туалет!" 😆😆😆

🤣10😁6❤‍🔥1😱1

20 Jul 2026, 10:01 UTC124 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Недавно попросила мужа расчистить деревянный поднос от вещей, которые там скопились. И что же ты будешь на нем подносить, спросил муж. Преимущественно кота, подумала я. ПРЕИМУЩЕСТВЕННО КОТА.

❤‍🔥15😁7❤1💯1

10 Jul 2026, 12:27 UTC146 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Стартаперы выпустили революционный ошейник, чтобы никто больше не спрашивал, как зовут вашего питомца. На проекцию можно нанести милую фотографию и имя питомца. Ждём на маркетплейсах. Кто-то сильно озолотится.

❤11❤‍🔥2

2 Jul 2026, 17:24 UTC139 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @eto_memPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

😁9❤2🔥2

2 Jul 2026, 17:24 UTC176 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Единственное, что вызывало у меня опасение — это рубец. Нет ничего более беспомощного, безответственного и испорченного, чем рубцовые зомби. Я знал, что рано или поздно мы перейдём и на эту дрянь

😁7💯4🔥2

29 Jun 2026, 19:21 UTC118 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @slova_v_mojej_golove

Сегодня мне пришёл гигантский пакет собачьего корма. Знаете, что прекрасно в этих упаковках? На них один и тот же текст написан на разных языках. Хочешь-не хочешь, а всё равно поржешь над каким-нибудь славянским языком. На этот раз моё внимание захватил болгарский. Судя по болгарскому составу, в корме было "агнешко". А Агнешка - это моё любимое польское имя, между прочим! Но в корме не было никаких Агнешек (по крайне…

😁10👍1💋1🥰1

21 Jun 2026, 14:54 UTC169 views26 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Срочно в номер: я вычесала кошку, и она оказалась вовсе не пыльная, сероватая и толстая, а ярко-черная и тощая. Ну кто бы мог подумать!

😁14😍6🤣4❤‍🔥2

Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @sobakoid. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 5 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Аморфная собакоидная масса” (@sobakoid), 147 subscribers as measured 5 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/sobakoid.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.