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Записки трезвого маркетолога 🥂

@sober_marketing

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3,884subscribers

+2,023 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003103314313
TypeChannel
Username@sober_marketing
CreatedBetween 1 September 2025 and 30 November 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/sober_marketing

Topic

Marketing & affiliate — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 82% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,8113,8842,847.57 August 2026 — 1,861 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,859 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,851 subscribers15 August 2026 — 1,836 subscribers18 August 2026 — 1,822 subscribers21 August 2026 — 1,811 subscribers25 August 2026 — 1,906 subscribers27 August 2026 — 2,732 subscribers30 August 2026 — 2,895 subscribers2 September 2026 — 2,950 subscribers7 September 2026 — 3,499 subscribers11 September 2026 — 3,490 subscribers15 September 2026 — 3,562 subscribers19 September 2026 — 3,884 subscribers7 August 202619 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 43 days, net +2,023. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,500–4,195 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 14:593,884+322
15 Sept 2026, 12:573,562+72
11 Sept 2026, 21:003,490-9
7 Sept 2026, 20:583,499+549
2 Sept 2026, 19:172,950+55
30 Aug 2026, 13:262,895+163
27 Aug 2026, 21:142,732+826
25 Aug 2026, 05:361,906+95
21 Aug 2026, 23:451,811-11
18 Aug 2026, 20:531,822-14
15 Aug 2026, 12:461,836-15
12 Aug 2026, 00:531,851-8
8 Aug 2026, 18:041,859-2
7 Aug 2026, 23:331,861first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 3 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 31 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

231 reactions across 12 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥6226.8%
😁6126.4%
4117.7%
👍2410.4%
👏135.63%
💯135.63%
🤣83.46%
🎉31.30%
🙊31.30%
👌10.433%
😢10.433%
🤔10.433%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 231 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 3 July 2026 to 31 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
8.33%
1 of 12 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
5,650
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
509
over 11 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2W5zFJxVsaH121 July 202621 July 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 3 July 2026 to 31 July 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

31 Jul 2026, 06:56 UTC230 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Бьюти + ювелирка = ❤️ Подумали мы и запустили крутой дроп Stellary x 585 Золотой. Смотрите какая красота. Рассылаем сейчас крутые боксы нашим друзьям блогерам. Саму коллекцию можно купить в наших флагманах или онлайн. Тот самый момент, когда тоже хочешь бокс, но тебе не прислали 😁 Вот тут можно изучить детальнее

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30 Jul 2026, 09:31 UTC223 views11 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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рубрика #яркийкреатив В конце марта пропала фура, следовавшая из Италии в Польшу с 12 тоннами KitKat, специальной партией в честь партнёрства с Формулой-1. Пропажа случилась за неделю до Пасхи, в разгар сезонных продаж. Стандартный ход: закрыть тему пресс-релизом и молчать. KitKat сделал наоборот. Объявили о краже, с шутками, и запустил Stolen KitKat Tracker: вводишь батч-код с обёртки и узнаёшь, не ворованный ли у

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29 Jul 2026, 05:41 UTC253 views21 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Часто заказываю в лавке творог 0%, протеиновые чипсы, воду без сахара и всякое такое. Обычный набор зожника 😎, ничего особенного. Между сырком и чипсами баннер: Agent Provocateur, летние скидки, финальный этап. Женщина в купальнике на фоне кактусов. Таргетинг посчитал состав заказа, сделал вывод «человек худеет, скоро пляж — нужно бельё» и промахнулся ровно в одном месте. Я мужик. Персонализация обещает знать клие

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23 Jul 2026, 05:36 UTC453 views15 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Яндекс все знает и чувствует, подкидывает в плейлисты актуалочку. Название песни очень соответствует текущей ситуации 😅

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21 Jul 2026, 09:46 UTC≈5,650 views23 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Тестировал недавно пару продуктовых идей на синтетических респондентах. Обе идеи мне нравились, я был в них уверен. И тут синтетика сработала не как игрушка, а как фильтр: показала, что зажигает тебя, а не аудиторию. Отрезвляет быстрее, чем неделя фокус-групп. Цифры, почему это не хайп. EY сравнили тысячу синтетических персон с реальным опросом, совпадение 95%, за дни вместо месяцев и за копейки вместо бюджета на па

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16 Jul 2026, 15:10 UTC530 views27 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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«Эконом-класс» - это же максимально предательское название. Как будто авиакомпания перед вылетом лично тебе говорит: «ты выбрал самый дешёвый вариант, садись и не жалуйся». При этом придумать что-то помягче - вообще не проблема. Например: "Стандарт" - как во всех остальных сферах жизни "Классик" - звучит даже благороднее бизнеса "Компакт" - честно, но хотя бы без унижения "Базовый" - как тариф на мобильном, никто н

😁12🔥6👏5🤣21💯1

10 Jul 2026, 12:20 UTC708 views22 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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А вы верите в знаки? Мы сегодня запустили в продажу секрет-боксы с украшениями, которые невозможно выбрать заранее. Внутри скрыто одно из 12 серебряных украшений 925 пробы из коллекции «Знаки». Какое именно — вы узнаете только после открытия. Тот самый момент, когда можно собрать всю коллекцию и стать абсолютно счастливым человеком 😇

15🔥4🎉2👍1

9 Jul 2026, 06:16 UTC819 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Синдром бадж-шока Замечали: чем больше цифра на иконке приложения, тем бывает тяжелее на неё нажать? Видишь «15» и откладываешь телефон экраном вниз, будто так оно рассосётся. Через час там «23». Ещё через два «71». В голове: «Если я не открою, то ничего не случится». А в реальности они (сообщения) там копятся. Сегодня утром я придумал этому явлению название "синдром бадж-шока" 😄 Состояние, когда тревога растёт бы

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7 Jul 2026, 12:28 UTC659 views18 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Как формируется мем без смысла? Мем без смысла живет дольше, чем большинство маркетинговых кампаний с бюджетом. «67» — типичный брейнрот, уже больше года на рынке. Вот почему. Ноль смысла это фича, не баг. У фразы три версии происхождения (улица в Филадельфии, полицейский код, рост баскетболиста Ламело Болла), ни одна не побеждает. Появится единственно верная, мем умрет. Жест плюс звук выводят мем из телефона в ре

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6 Jul 2026, 15:38 UTC503 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Ну что, какие у вас прогнозы? Суперкомпьютер Opta дает Испании 48.6% на победу в основное время против 25.6% у Португалии, остальные модели (Claude, DeepSeek) тоже солидарны. Раньше прогнозы получали от осьминога Пауля, теперь от языковых моделей. У Португалии есть реальный шанс сломать систему, а у кого-то появилась возможность на этом хорошо заработать :)

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3 Jul 2026, 18:05 UTC509 views20 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Кажется, объявления о продаже машин скоро будут выглядеть так.

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3 Jul 2026, 14:51 UTC609 views26 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Реклама дезодоранта прямо на подмышке судьи. Не шутка, реальный спонсорский контракт ЧМ-2026. Rexona купила себе странное место: подмышку четвёртого судьи. Весь матч логотип не виден. Но каждый раз, когда судья поднимает табло для замены или добавленного времени, все видят дезодорант ровно там, где он должен быть. А поднимают его часто. В среднем команды делают под 5 замен за матч, плюс два раза табло идёт вверх дл

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Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @sober_marketing. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Записки трезвого маркетолога 🥂” (@sober_marketing), 3,884 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/sober_marketing.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.