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龟不语2.0

@spikeniubi

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10,754subscribers

+3,925 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002552058940
TypeChannel
Username@spikeniubi
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held26
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/spikeniubi

Topic

Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 87% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

6,82910,9938,9116 August 2026 — 6,829 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,831 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,859 subscribers13 August 2026 — 9,024 subscribers16 August 2026 — 10,993 subscribers17 August 2026 — 10,989 subscribers18 August 2026 — 10,985 subscribers21 August 2026 — 10,731 subscribers22 August 2026 — 10,593 subscribers24 August 2026 — 10,604 subscribers25 August 2026 — 10,606 subscribers26 August 2026 — 10,608 subscribers28 August 2026 — 10,619 subscribers29 August 2026 — 10,627 subscribers30 August 2026 — 10,629 subscribers31 August 2026 — 10,634 subscribers1 September 2026 — 10,636 subscribers1 September 2026 — 10,645 subscribers3 September 2026 — 10,651 subscribers4 September 2026 — 10,655 subscribers8 September 2026 — 10,780 subscribers11 September 2026 — 10,783 subscribers13 September 2026 — 10,776 subscribers14 September 2026 — 10,764 subscribers16 September 2026 — 10,755 subscribers19 September 2026 — 10,754 subscribers10,7546 August 202619 September 2026
26 measurements spanning 43 days, net +3,925. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6,204–11,618 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 26
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 03:5710,754-1
16 Sept 2026, 17:2110,755-9
14 Sept 2026, 17:1810,764-12
13 Sept 2026, 01:1910,776-7
11 Sept 2026, 00:3810,783+3
8 Sept 2026, 00:1910,780+125
4 Sept 2026, 22:3810,655+4
3 Sept 2026, 06:2810,651+6
1 Sept 2026, 23:3710,645+9
1 Sept 2026, 02:1910,636+2
31 Aug 2026, 03:1310,634+5
30 Aug 2026, 04:2410,629+2
29 Aug 2026, 03:3710,627+8
28 Aug 2026, 02:3410,619+11
26 Aug 2026, 23:3810,608+2
25 Aug 2026, 05:5410,606+2
24 Aug 2026, 06:0810,604+11
22 Aug 2026, 13:1610,593-138
21 Aug 2026, 02:2310,731-254
18 Aug 2026, 21:1210,985first reading

Engagement

61 posts held, back to 24 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 34 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
17.7%
avg views ÷ 10,754 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,910
14 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.066%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
14
of 61 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 11 of 14 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 1 September 2026
Posts held61 (24 July 20261 September 2026)
Views total26,711
Reactions total15
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken1 Sept 2026, 20:41 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

52 reactions across 32 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
52100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 48 of the 61 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 52 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 61 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 1 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

1 Sept 2026, 04:11 UTC≈1,340 views0 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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龟不语频道报告 地址:#福田 名字:#北极星 老师账号:@Bjx6688 时间:26.8.31 价格:10p 身材样貌:体验非常好的一次,性价比高,有服务配合度高。小区也好找,进门就是一个高挑御姐,在浴室里帮忙清洗用胸各种蹭,jj蹭的梆硬。床上有ab面服务,我算是比较厉害的,北极星老师很能顶得住,大力冲刺了二十分钟,狠狠给老师送上了高潮,不会给人敷衍的感觉,属于同价位里比较好的一次体验。以后还会返食。推荐程度:必须满分10 (满分10.0分)

31 Aug 2026, 10:17 UTC801 viewsread 1 September 2026
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龟不语频道报告 地址:#南山 名字:#小逸 老师账号:@xiaoyils2008 时间:08.31 价格:900 身材样貌:样貌甜美,身材偏瘦 优点缺点:第二次返食,进门微笑,笑起来甜甜的,还有小酒窝,奶子B,盈盈一握的小腰,果然还是萝莉身材好操控,可以抱起来干,而且配合的很好,妹子肯听指挥 推荐程度: 9(满分10.0分)

30 Aug 2026, 07:56 UTC≈1,270 views1 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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地址:#宝安 固戍 名字:#千雪 老师账号:@SzQianxue8 时间: 8月29日 价格:798 身材样貌:姐姐型身材,御姐控必来 优点缺点:位置离地铁站比较近。遥控进门口一个穿着黑色qq衣服的少妇在门口微笑迎接,老师家里有很多饮料可供挑选,坐下来聊了一会后交水费。然后老师带领着去洗澡,老师洗的很温柔仔细,还有水中潇,顶的很深,没有齿感,很舒服。之后擦干身子开始b面服务,课表上的都有,服务的很有耐心,一点一点慢慢服务,不会敷衍了事。然后正面服务,舌头很滑,口技也很好,主要能顶很深,非常舒适。然后快受不了了就带上伞,开始做。做着途中还会表演绝活,会夹,很能夹。这种体验还真不一样,姿势也很配合,之后换了几个姿势后完事。这个价位的服务系老师已经是很不错了。 推荐程度:9.5(满分10.0分)

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30 Aug 2026, 06:40 UTC≈1,460 viewsread 1 September 2026
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龟不语频道报告 地址:#南山 名字:#乐乐 老师账号:@nanslele1 时间:8-30 价格:800 身材样貌:人照一致, 优点缺点:课室环境不错,性格很好,说话的时候会一直看着你,情绪价值可以,身上有肉,不是排骨妹,包裹性很强,各种姿势配合性都很好,最喜欢后入,整体不错 推荐程度:9(满分10.0分)

30 Aug 2026, 04:55 UTC≈1,030 views0 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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龟不语频道报告 地址:#福田 名字:#北极星 老师账号:@Bjx6688 时间:26.8.29 价格:1800PP 身材样貌:9分,人比照片好看多了,比照片瘦,但其他地方都没有减料。 优点缺点:地方不错,高档小区但是隐秘安全,到点喊你上去非常准时。一到房间惊呆了,本来想着照片有点漂亮得夸张、约课也看着有点高冷,结果一到是一个典型的前凸后翘性格豪爽的北方大妞,我正想给钱就先直接把我压在沙发上使劲🐍,一边🐍一遍夸我硬,给足了情绪价值,我也不客气直接开始上手,那个胸真的软的不行,真的头一次见这么大的还这软和自然的ls,直接在沙发上给我整迷糊了。然后是脱光衣服一起共浴,也是上边下边一起共浴,洗个澡都让我欲罢不能想赶紧结束。火急火燎上了床,一把先把我推倒直接洗脸奶,那个胸真的跟棉花糖一样在我脸上打滚让我不能自拔,接着就是女王骑乘式,一边骚话一边被玩弄,不争气的我差点就123了,幸好我急中生智提出69👅鲍,才打断老师释法给了自己一个争气的

29 Aug 2026, 03:29 UTC≈3,080 views1 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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龟不语频道报告 地址:#福田 名字:#北极星 老师账号:@Bjx6688 时间:26.8.28 价格:18 PP 身材样貌:人照一致,就是频道里面的样子。 优点缺点: 一进门立刻发现北极星老师瘦了好多,脸部线条已经和照片上无差了。老师穿了一件白色齐B连衣裙,特别显腰身。正在惊叹其变化之时,北极星老师一个熊抱就把我按在她的胸前,懵逼的我立刻清醒,开始埋头狂舔,然后一条大蟒蛇就缠了过来。由于之前就跟老师约好洗干净不穿内裤等我来舔,于是二话不说就把老师抱到沙发上抬起双腿吻了上去。老师的反应也极其强烈,双手死死按住我的头,淫叫声不断。这还能忍,赶紧脱衣进浴室开始服务,打了沐浴露的大胸对着我前后夹击,好不快活。匆匆洗完上床开始服务。老师减肥后真的是纯天然S身材,酥胸虽然较之前小了些许,但是C-D还是没问题的,关键是真胸,所以无论视觉还是触感都依旧上乘。先后面再正面最后69,各种姿势玩了个遍,我的小兄弟也昂首挺胸饥渴难耐。老师也被我舔的淫

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28 Aug 2026, 09:15 UTC≈1,280 views2 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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龟不语频道报告 地址:#福田 名字:#北极星 老师账号:@Bjx6688 时间:26.8.28 价格:18 PP 身材样貌:人照一致,比之前瘦了很多。皮肤很白,很滑。奶头粉粉的,逼逼粉粉的。配合度高。 优点缺点: 这已经是第三次刷北极星老师了,还是那么的合拍,我属于比较大的,很多女生受不了,北极星老师很享受。感觉像被他在强奸一样,瘦下来之后大长腿更长了,女上更有力气了,更有劲了,就像和女朋友做爱一样,欲求不满的感觉,服务更是没得说。情绪价值拉满,技能超级慢,对我来说完美的床搭子,以后还会继续刷。 推荐程度:必须满分10 (满分10.0分)

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27 Aug 2026, 12:37 UTC≈3,850 views3 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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龟不语频道报告 地址:#福田 名字:#北极星 老师账号:@Bjx6688 时间:26.8.27 价格:18 PP 身材样貌:人照一致,就是频道里面的样子。身高也很实在,175没毛病! 优点缺点:全是优点,这个身材,这个样貌,这个价格,我愿称之为电报生涯两年半里,最top的一次。3月份开课的时候,只约了一课,意犹未尽。等了5个月,终于重新过来了,这次的pp,很满足。硬说缺点,就是让我等太久了!!! 推荐程度:必须满分10 (满分10.0分)

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27 Aug 2026, 11:36 UTC≈1,480 views0 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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地址:#南山 名字:#莹莹 老师账号:@Yingying7897 时间:今天 价格:1100p 身材样貌:照片看着很嫩身材不错,真人感觉颜值更高一下就被颜值吸引了,金色高跟鞋显着玉足也很好看,身材挺不错比例很好,胸B➕很软很好摸 优点缺点:共浴洗的很仔细,准备了几套制服,相处起来很舒服,妹妹动作声音都好可爱,床上也很主动,舌吻很爽反馈也好,声音甜会叫爸爸 推荐程度:9.5 (满分10.0分)

25 Aug 2026, 08:24 UTC≈2,390 views5 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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地址:#坂田,云谷 名字:#依依 老师账号:@yi_yy72 时间:2026.08.25 价格:17pp 身材样貌:皮肤状态比较好没有多余的豆豆或者疹子,本人很在乎身上有痘痘的嫩妹,一般都会问有没有痘,熊有C,很软,皮肤挺好,不是那种特别白,但是不黑,很滑,本人从不做假报告,性价比高。 优点缺点:进门,人照一致,站起来感觉有168了,身材很高挑。闲聊几句,付完钱,洗澡,居然比我都高,上楼,开始大战,妹妹帮我添了两下胸,看着两个白色奶子就迫不及待直接推倒,强行🐍了几下,手上不停爱抚依依的小蝴蝶,很快就水汪汪了。一直🐍一直🐍 🐍,下面的水开始泛滥了,很清澈,本人不喜欢69,就还是一直🐍,主要依依的舌头太灵活了,嘴巴没有任何异味,都不想做爱只想一直🐍,也不知道我们🐍了多久,双方的口水相互喂养着对方,我的鸡鸡也流了好多液体,于是让妹子戴套,懒的口交了,主要还是想🐍 ,唯一一个妹子能让我想一直舌吻的,带完套,传教士起势,一边🐍一边抽插,节

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23 Aug 2026, 15:33 UTC≈2,660 views1 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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龟不语频道报告 地址:#南山 名字:#月亮 账号:@moonsz1 时间:2026 价格:700p 优点:公寓环境,私密性强,技术强,服务态度好,聊天不冷场,有较好的情绪价值,高性价比 缺点:硬件普通,追求大🐻的兄弟勿扰 推荐程度: 9

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23 Aug 2026, 15:20 UTC≈1,860 views1 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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地址: #宝安 坪洲 名字: #小诗好困 老师账号: @Xxan11 时间:2026.8.23 价格:800p 身材样貌:人照9.5分相似,冷白皮嫩妹,真人比照片更好看,有中小面积纹身,身材匀称有致,胸部C杯手感很好。 优点缺点:一进门就被惊艳,小诗长得很可爱,完全超出我的预期。简单聊聊天喝口水就洗澡。嫩妹标配洗做吹三件套,小诗也是大蟒🐍,无异味。口了一会儿,之后传教士+后入+女上出水。屌感温热紧致水润。做爱反馈很足,进入会轻微颤抖,互动性强。性价比超高的嫩妹。 缺点:抽烟+中小面积纹身(但是没什么烟味,蛇的时候只有一点点烟味),我个人不在意。 推荐程度:9.5 (满分10.0分)

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Showing the 12 most recent of 61 posts we hold for @spikeniubi. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“龟不语2.0” (@spikeniubi), 10,754 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/spikeniubi.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.