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Бюро непрошенных советов

@ssh_ilina

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23,203subscribers

-355 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001665891220
TypeChannel
Username@ssh_ilina
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/ssh_ilina

Topic

Parenting & family — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 90% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

23,20323,55823,380.57 August 2026 — 23,558 subscribers7 August 2026 — 23,558 subscribers8 August 2026 — 23,549 subscribers9 August 2026 — 23,545 subscribers10 August 2026 — 23,534 subscribers11 August 2026 — 23,518 subscribers11 August 2026 — 23,501 subscribers12 August 2026 — 23,478 subscribers14 August 2026 — 23,448 subscribers15 August 2026 — 23,436 subscribers17 August 2026 — 23,442 subscribers18 August 2026 — 23,439 subscribers19 August 2026 — 23,426 subscribers20 August 2026 — 23,406 subscribers21 August 2026 — 23,386 subscribers23 August 2026 — 23,375 subscribers24 August 2026 — 23,359 subscribers25 August 2026 — 23,367 subscribers26 August 2026 — 23,354 subscribers27 August 2026 — 23,410 subscribers28 August 2026 — 23,446 subscribers29 August 2026 — 23,440 subscribers30 August 2026 — 23,426 subscribers31 August 2026 — 23,401 subscribers1 September 2026 — 23,404 subscribers2 September 2026 — 23,390 subscribers4 September 2026 — 23,379 subscribers6 September 2026 — 23,354 subscribers9 September 2026 — 23,315 subscribers12 September 2026 — 23,273 subscribers13 September 2026 — 23,266 subscribers15 September 2026 — 23,236 subscribers17 September 2026 — 23,203 subscribers7 August 202617 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 41 days, net -355. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 23,150–23,611 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 18:3823,203-33
15 Sept 2026, 13:4123,236-30
13 Sept 2026, 21:0123,266-7
12 Sept 2026, 03:5723,273-42
9 Sept 2026, 19:1723,315-39
6 Sept 2026, 10:5823,354-25
4 Sept 2026, 03:4023,379-11
2 Sept 2026, 19:0523,390-14
1 Sept 2026, 15:5323,404+3
31 Aug 2026, 16:5923,401-25
30 Aug 2026, 13:4423,426-14
29 Aug 2026, 15:1123,440-6
28 Aug 2026, 16:2523,446+36
27 Aug 2026, 19:1323,410+56
26 Aug 2026, 18:1223,354-13
25 Aug 2026, 18:5823,367+8
24 Aug 2026, 17:3523,359-16
23 Aug 2026, 02:5523,375-11
21 Aug 2026, 18:3623,386-20
20 Aug 2026, 15:5323,406first reading

Engagement

33 posts held, back to 27 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 56 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
22.2%
avg views ÷ 23,203 subscribers
Avg views / post
5,160
9 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.49%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
9
of 33 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held33 (27 July 20262 September 2026)
Views total46,410
Reactions total1,622
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken3 Sept 2026, 11:07 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
17s
Average length
9s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

5,212 reactions across 33 posts, in 34 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
2,63950.6%
😁81515.6%
🤣56610.9%
🔥4208.06%
❤‍🔥1983.80%
🎃1031.98%
💯801.53%
👍671.29%
🥰571.09%
🎉470.902%
💅390.748%
😍250.48%
🤡210.403%
👌170.326%
🤝160.307%
💋120.23%
🤮120.23%
👏110.211%
😨80.153%
😭80.153%
14 further kinds510.979%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 33 of the 33 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,212 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 33 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
3.03%
1 of 33 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
5,930
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
6,330
over 32 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2SDnjeEEh7R117 August 202617 August 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 33 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 2 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

2 Sept 2026, 08:56 UTC≈2,560 views57 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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В этом месяце немного разбавила детективы «Копией Веры» Кати Качур (такое не особо люблю, но читала по рекомендации очень дорого моему сердцу блогера). Очень люблю истории, где все сначала не внятно, а потом вжух и соединяется в одной точке, тут к этому еще добавили искусство и мистику. Что мы помним о себе, насколько хорошо знаем близких и где заканчивается один человек и начинается другой. Это все «на подумать».

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31 Aug 2026, 07:13 UTC≈4,180 views52 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Завтра в школу. Из обязаловки: бело-синий тон, обувь с белой подошвой, красный нарядный жилет. Что докупили: -рюкзак, мы обыскали все тц, нам нужно было чтобы он НЕ ШУРШАЛ ВНУТРИ. -стильный бомбер Guliver -кроссы Котофей нашли в разделе «школа» на Lamoda -у нас вот такой джемпер от Junion, цена просто 🔥, учитывая очень достойное качество и вот похожий вариант от PlayToday -от Junion также взяли лонги, брюки и поло

44🔥8

31 Aug 2026, 04:20 UTC≈4,420 views174 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Подождала месяц, отрастила то убожество, которое мне стриганули и пошла к своей каре мастерице. Итак, Рай Красоты на Семьи Шамшиных, мастер Ирина, цена 1200. Идеальное каре, как я люблю.

116🔥51👍3🎃2😎2

30 Aug 2026, 14:14 UTC≈4,870 views374 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Спустя много лет Савелий наконец-то избавился от МАДРЕ МИА после жизни в Испании. Но вот уже с мая он живет у бабушки (в квартале от нас, мы видимся каждый день, бабушка скоро уедет, она его очень любит, ему там нравитсч, мы его любим😝) и у него появился «бабкин говор». Цитаты: -Мам, вот в лагере меня одно беспокоит, как бы меня там не ХВАТАНУЛА БЕССОНИЦА -Марго опять СХРЯПАЛА весь корм -Маааам, Алена мне ДЕРЗИТ!!!!

😁282❤‍🔥4827🥰13🔥4

30 Aug 2026, 07:00 UTC≈5,100 views40 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Боже, храни Самокат, который находится прямо в нашем доме и доставляет эти чипсы «прямо сесяс». Именно сегодня можно заказать продукты из Самоката с кэшбэком до 41% только в приложении Т-Банка для всех пользователей. Минимальная сумма покупки для получения бонуса — 1300 руб. Максимальная сумма кэшбэка — 900 руб, акция действует на одну покупку. Я часто пользуюсь сервисом Супермаркеты в разделе Город в приложении Т-

29🔥9👍2

28 Aug 2026, 03:53 UTC≈5,590 views315 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Я люблю все мейнстримное. С этим всем нишевым у меня не складывается. Вы бы знали, как я вчера кайфанула на новом человеке пауке. Во-первых, Том Холланд прям положительней самого плюса (присмотрела его еще малышом в фильме цунами). Во-вторых, мне 34, Савелию 8 и мы посмотрели фильм на одном дыхании. В-третьих, я ела очень типичный цезарь с курицей и пила латте на обычном молоке. Я всегда слушала в машине радио, пот

237❤‍🔥49🤮10💯9🔥5😁3💩2

27 Aug 2026, 07:50 UTC≈6,210 views94 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Мой гардероб постыдно крошечный. Я покупаю только те вещи, которые подружатся со всем остальным и долго не устареют. Смотрю на качество и люблю желтый, розовый и голубой. Aim clo бренд качественного трикотажа из Сибири. Я влюбилась с первого взгляда и теперь не снимаю. А еще, что для меня важно из этой одежды можно составить полноценную капсулу с сочными цветами и отменным качеством. Очень рекомендую присмотреться

65❤‍🔥15🥰11🤔2🍓1

26 Aug 2026, 06:37 UTC≈6,510 views217 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Вчера мы посмотрели мое «до» в моей любимой Red Clinic. Это девять месяцев моего индивидуального антиэйдж протокола. Что скажите? Носогубка🤪 Заломы на лбу😝 Жевалки🙄 Что делали: биоревитализацию 2 курса, ботулинотерапию трижды, полимолочку дважды, удаление сосудов, губы, заполнение заломов филером дважды. Врач Пальчинская Яна Николаевна.

109❤‍🔥59🔥36🥰7🤯4👍1👎1

24 Aug 2026, 05:30 UTC≈6,970 views299 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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В субботу в беседе поняла, что категорически нетерпима только в одном качестве в быту. Откладывание (не считаю это ленью или прокрастинацией). А именно вот это конечное «потом». На этом моменте должно быть понятно, почему я не прижилась в Испании. Достиралось — развесь Пролил — подотри Надо сделать — сделай Когда нужно делать уроки, я не понимаю нахрена их откладывать до вечера или уборку на субботу. Или откладыва

🤣17177🔥18👍14💯8😁7🎃4

21 Aug 2026, 03:53 UTC≈8,000 views218 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Сменили Савелию школу. Стою, смотрю на свою. Есть за что сказать ей спасибо — научила договариваться, верить в себя, даже когда в тебя не верят, выносить большую нагрузку, не жалеть себя. Школа, как дисфункциональная семья, которой тебя учили гордиться. Почему сменили Савелию? Из-за нездоровой среды. Единственное, что я забрала из школы помимо травм и знаний, это приятельские отношения. Хотелось бы чтобы и с ним э

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19 Aug 2026, 14:20 UTC≈6,980 views436 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Савелий vs русский язык😅😅🌸

🤣347😁6415😭8🎃2

19 Aug 2026, 07:50 UTC≈6,890 views32 reactionsread 1 September 2026
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Как вы понимаете, не настанет того дня, когда тему сна я оставлю в покое. Я часто делаю демакияж поздно вечером и потом хожу, «сушусь» и стираю наволочки через день. Скажу, честно я была крайне скептически настроена, но у меня случилась любовь. Шелковые наволочки от Ayris Silk - оказались потрясающе круты в использовании. • качественный шелк - очень гладкий и прекрасно подходит людям склонным ко всяким дерматитам и

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Showing the 12 most recent of 33 posts we hold for @ssh_ilina. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Бюро непрошенных советов” (@ssh_ilina), 23,203 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ssh_ilina.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.