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🏴‍☠️ОТРЯД УРБАНА🏴‍☠️

@stopurban

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Cite this entry

12,014subscribers

-435 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001193831442
TypeChannel
Username@stopurban
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live31 October 2026
Measurements held53
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 31 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/stopurban

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 71% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

12,01412,59012,3027 August 2026 — 12,449 subscribers7 August 2026 — 12,449 subscribers8 August 2026 — 12,453 subscribers9 August 2026 — 12,457 subscribers10 August 2026 — 12,454 subscribers11 August 2026 — 12,441 subscribers12 August 2026 — 12,434 subscribers13 August 2026 — 12,430 subscribers14 August 2026 — 12,411 subscribers16 August 2026 — 12,570 subscribers17 August 2026 — 12,560 subscribers18 August 2026 — 12,551 subscribers20 August 2026 — 12,574 subscribers21 August 2026 — 12,590 subscribers22 August 2026 — 12,567 subscribers24 August 2026 — 12,531 subscribers25 August 2026 — 12,517 subscribers26 August 2026 — 12,501 subscribers27 August 2026 — 12,488 subscribers28 August 2026 — 12,482 subscribers29 August 2026 — 12,469 subscribers30 August 2026 — 12,457 subscribers31 August 2026 — 12,451 subscribers1 September 2026 — 12,434 subscribers2 September 2026 — 12,422 subscribers4 September 2026 — 12,405 subscribers6 September 2026 — 12,380 subscribers9 September 2026 — 12,343 subscribers12 September 2026 — 12,316 subscribers13 September 2026 — 12,313 subscribers15 September 2026 — 12,296 subscribers17 September 2026 — 12,265 subscribers26 September 2026 — 12,158 subscribers4 October 2026 — 12,147 subscribers9 October 2026 — 12,126 subscribers13 October 2026 — 12,160 subscribers14 October 2026 — 12,161 subscribers15 October 2026 — 12,148 subscribers16 October 2026 — 12,150 subscribers17 October 2026 — 12,146 subscribers18 October 2026 — 12,123 subscribers19 October 2026 — 12,117 subscribers20 October 2026 — 12,110 subscribers21 October 2026 — 12,101 subscribers22 October 2026 — 12,083 subscribers23 October 2026 — 12,076 subscribers25 October 2026 — 12,072 subscribers26 October 2026 — 12,067 subscribers27 October 2026 — 12,058 subscribers28 October 2026 — 12,048 subscribers29 October 2026 — 12,034 subscribers30 October 2026 — 12,023 subscribers31 October 2026 — 12,014 subscribers7 August 202631 October 2026
53 measurements spanning 85 days, net -435. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,928–12,676 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 53
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
31 Oct 2026, 13:1712,014-9
30 Oct 2026, 10:4012,023-11
29 Oct 2026, 08:4812,034-14
28 Oct 2026, 05:3712,048-10
27 Oct 2026, 05:0712,058-9
26 Oct 2026, 04:1712,067-5
25 Oct 2026, 02:2912,072-4
23 Oct 2026, 23:0612,076-7
22 Oct 2026, 20:2112,083-18
21 Oct 2026, 17:2112,101-9
20 Oct 2026, 15:1812,110-7
19 Oct 2026, 18:4812,117-6
18 Oct 2026, 21:0612,123-23
17 Oct 2026, 19:2612,146-4
16 Oct 2026, 18:2612,150+2
15 Oct 2026, 14:4612,148-13
14 Oct 2026, 17:4012,161+1
13 Oct 2026, 05:3712,160+34
9 Oct 2026, 00:1712,126-21
4 Oct 2026, 16:3812,147first reading

Engagement

62 posts held, back to 26 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 47 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 62 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 04s
Average length
8s

Measured directly from 8 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

11,976 reactions across 62 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁3,75531.4%
❤‍🔥3,24027.1%
🔥1,48112.4%
custom 52537153177245547761,43512.0%
😍8236.87%
custom 51994866139686658476785.66%
😢1351.13%
😱950.793%
😭870.726%
😎780.651%
😈750.626%
🤯660.551%
🍌280.234%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 62 of the 62 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 11,976 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 62 most recent posts we hold, published 26 July 2026 to 1 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
42
across the posts below
Posts paid on
18
of 62 we hold a reading for · 29%
Most on one post
12
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @stopurban. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 62 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 26 July 2026 to 1 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

1 Sept 2026, 11:04 UTC≈1,130 views120 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Video

А мы вот так отметили этот лже-праздник Как же хорошо, что нам не нужно в школу 🥹

🔥60❤‍🔥39😍19😁2

1 Sept 2026, 06:48 UTC≈1,500 views59 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Химтрейл…

custom 525371531772455477639😁14custom 51994866139686658476

1 Sept 2026, 06:48 UTC≈1,490 views83 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

custom 525371531772455477644😁29❤‍🔥5🍌5

1 Sept 2026, 05:18 UTC≈1,510 views151 reactions1 Starread 2 September 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

❤‍🔥74😍61😁16

1 Sept 2026, 05:14 UTC≈1,520 views233 reactions1 Starread 2 September 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

❤‍🔥108😍71😁51🔥3

31 Aug 2026, 18:24 UTC≈1,940 views208 reactionsread 2 September 2026

У меня такой мандраж весь день, такое предвкушение. Начну издалека. У нас в скейт-парке канализация не централизованная. У нас септик или что-то типа того. Короче, в земле две штуки, между ними переливная труба. Я недавно вызывал говнососа, или, говоря человеческим языком, ассенизаторскую машину. Отдал 13 тысяч за 2 заезда коричневым уколом в глубину, или, говоря человеческим языком, за две откачки. Но мне показало…

😁128custom 525371531772455477650🔥25custom 51994866139686658474❤‍🔥1

30 Aug 2026, 15:42 UTC≈2,240 views202 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

🙁

😢135😭44🔥11🤯8custom 51994866139686658474

30 Aug 2026, 05:59 UTC≈2,470 views157 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Какая тварь во вкусвилле придумала сварить килограмм пельменей и доставить мне вчера это на дом. Я щас умру.

😁137custom 525371531772455477614🍌6

29 Aug 2026, 07:15 UTC≈2,680 views191 reactions2 Starsread 2 September 2026

Уважаемые родители! Предупреждаю заранее: 5 сентября 2026 года все вещи, которые оставили во время лагеря, я выкину в мусорку. Этих вещей больше не будет! Если вы дорожите этими вещами (бутылками, кроссовками и т. д.), то рекомендую их забрать до 5 сентября. Реально существуют умники, которые мне звонят и говорят: «Мы у вас там 3 месяца или полгода назад оставили что-то, можете найти?» - Нет, не можем. Я понимаю,…

❤‍🔥111custom 525371531772455477644custom 519948661396866584726😈10

28 Aug 2026, 17:52 UTC≈2,700 views236 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

Наши находки за это лето: Да, мы гуляем в совершенно обычных лесах, где существуют самые обычные закладки. И так бывает, что мы их обнаруживаем. Подписчики платного канала знают, что я с ними делаю и откуда у меня постоянно последние айфоны. УПД. Детей мы в это не просвещаем. Они всегда не в курсе.

😁135😱54🤯36custom 51994866139686658479🍌2

27 Aug 2026, 18:31 UTC≈2,750 views350 reactions1 Starread 2 September 2026

Даже как-то не верится, что завтра последний день нашего летнего лагеря. Для меня уже давно лето - не то счастливое время, которого я жду девять месяцев. Лето для меня - это время, когда я должен сказать себе: «слышь, работать» В этом году я, конечно, работаю меньше, чем в том, благодаря Денису и Ринату. Сейчас я беру меньше тренировок, и это реально помогает сохранять силы. Извиняюсь перед всеми, кого обламывал э…

😁223❤‍🔥56custom 519948661396866584740custom 525371531772455477618🔥13

Showing the 12 most recent of 62 posts we hold for @stopurban. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 31 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“🏴‍☠️ОТРЯД УРБАНА🏴‍☠️” (@stopurban), 12,014 subscribers as measured 31 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/stopurban.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.