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Channel
@stopurban
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Cite this entry
12,014subscribers
-435 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
| Telegram ID | -1001193831442 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @stopurban |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 31 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 53 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 31 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/stopurban |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 71% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 31 Oct 2026, 13:17 | 12,014 | -9 |
| 30 Oct 2026, 10:40 | 12,023 | -11 |
| 29 Oct 2026, 08:48 | 12,034 | -14 |
| 28 Oct 2026, 05:37 | 12,048 | -10 |
| 27 Oct 2026, 05:07 | 12,058 | -9 |
| 26 Oct 2026, 04:17 | 12,067 | -5 |
| 25 Oct 2026, 02:29 | 12,072 | -4 |
| 23 Oct 2026, 23:06 | 12,076 | -7 |
| 22 Oct 2026, 20:21 | 12,083 | -18 |
| 21 Oct 2026, 17:21 | 12,101 | -9 |
| 20 Oct 2026, 15:18 | 12,110 | -7 |
| 19 Oct 2026, 18:48 | 12,117 | -6 |
| 18 Oct 2026, 21:06 | 12,123 | -23 |
| 17 Oct 2026, 19:26 | 12,146 | -4 |
| 16 Oct 2026, 18:26 | 12,150 | +2 |
| 15 Oct 2026, 14:46 | 12,148 | -13 |
| 14 Oct 2026, 17:40 | 12,161 | +1 |
| 13 Oct 2026, 05:37 | 12,160 | +34 |
| 9 Oct 2026, 00:17 | 12,126 | -21 |
| 4 Oct 2026, 16:38 | 12,147 | first reading |
62 posts held, back to 26 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 47 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 62 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 8 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
11,976 reactions across 62 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 3,755 | 31.4% | |
| ❤🔥 | 3,240 | 27.1% | |
| 🔥 | 1,481 | 12.4% | |
| custom 5253715317724554776 | 1,435 | 12.0% | |
| 😍 | 823 | 6.87% | |
| custom 5199486613968665847 | 678 | 5.66% | |
| 😢 | 135 | 1.13% | |
| 😱 | 95 | 0.793% | |
| 😭 | 87 | 0.726% | |
| 😎 | 78 | 0.651% | |
| 😈 | 75 | 0.626% | |
| 🤯 | 66 | 0.551% | |
| 🍌 | 28 | 0.234% |
Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 62 of the 62 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 11,976 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 62 most recent posts we hold, published 26 July 2026 to 1 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @stopurban. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 62 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 26 July 2026 to 1 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
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У меня такой мандраж весь день, такое предвкушение. Начну издалека. У нас в скейт-парке канализация не централизованная. У нас септик или что-то типа того. Короче, в земле две штуки, между ними переливная труба. Я недавно вызывал говнососа, или, говоря человеческим языком, ассенизаторскую машину. Отдал 13 тысяч за 2 заезда коричневым уколом в глубину, или, говоря человеческим языком, за две откачки. Но мне показало…
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Уважаемые родители! Предупреждаю заранее: 5 сентября 2026 года все вещи, которые оставили во время лагеря, я выкину в мусорку. Этих вещей больше не будет! Если вы дорожите этими вещами (бутылками, кроссовками и т. д.), то рекомендую их забрать до 5 сентября. Реально существуют умники, которые мне звонят и говорят: «Мы у вас там 3 месяца или полгода назад оставили что-то, можете найти?» - Нет, не можем. Я понимаю,…
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Наши находки за это лето: Да, мы гуляем в совершенно обычных лесах, где существуют самые обычные закладки. И так бывает, что мы их обнаруживаем. Подписчики платного канала знают, что я с ними делаю и откуда у меня постоянно последние айфоны. УПД. Детей мы в это не просвещаем. Они всегда не в курсе.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 62 posts we hold for @stopurban. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 31 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“🏴☠️ОТРЯД УРБАНА🏴☠️” (@stopurban), 12,014 subscribers as measured 31 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/stopurban.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.