Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
30 measurements spanning 39 days, net -223. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 16,043–16,332 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 30
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
15 Sept 2026, 21:59
16,076
-14
14 Sept 2026, 04:37
16,090
-12
10 Sept 2026, 11:02
16,102
-18
7 Sept 2026, 08:41
16,120
-24
4 Sept 2026, 12:01
16,144
-9
3 Sept 2026, 00:58
16,153
-8
1 Sept 2026, 20:44
16,161
-1
31 Aug 2026, 21:34
16,162
-14
30 Aug 2026, 19:27
16,176
-6
29 Aug 2026, 15:57
16,182
-6
28 Aug 2026, 13:04
16,188
-9
27 Aug 2026, 11:25
16,197
-4
26 Aug 2026, 09:09
16,201
-12
25 Aug 2026, 06:46
16,213
-7
24 Aug 2026, 04:13
16,220
-12
22 Aug 2026, 09:14
16,232
-4
21 Aug 2026, 01:27
16,236
-8
20 Aug 2026, 04:38
16,244
-4
19 Aug 2026, 07:54
16,248
-4
18 Aug 2026, 11:03
16,252
first reading
Engagement
27 posts held, back to 10 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 53 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
9.77%
avg views ÷ 16,076 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,570
7 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.12%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
7
of 27 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held
27 (10 May 2026 – 28 August 2026)
Views total
11,000
Reactions total
123
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
3 Sept 2026, 10:03 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
51s
Average length
51s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
1,065 reactions across 27 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 58.5% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
623
58.5%
👍
227
21.3%
🙏
56
5.26%
💯
50
4.69%
👏
29
2.72%
🔥
21
1.97%
❤🔥
18
1.69%
😁
18
1.69%
😢
10
0.939%
🤣
10
0.939%
😍
3
0.282%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 27 of the 27 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,065 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 27 most recent posts we hold, published 10 May 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
I was in the pharmacy and a guy met me, he told me he needed a something to increase the size of his penis. He had spent hundreds of thousand on different herbs and creams, none worked. He only lost money.
He then said he doesn’t know if I have something for him, that his girl is complaining about it. I told him I will be honest with him, there is no tablet or cream one would use right now and increase the size of t…
3. Other checks:
Do you wash the vagina with soap?❌
Do you spray perfume on the vagina?❌
Do you make use of feminine wash or spray?❌ You don’t need those things. They can predispose you to recurrent yeast infection.
4. Do you engage in certain sexual practices?
Some people watch harmful things on screen and emulate those things, e.g., putting ice cream in the vagina. Putting ice cream in your vagina is a bad practi…
2. Antibiotics check:
Using antibiotics in every chance you get (i.e abusing antibiotics) predisposes you to yeast infection, how?
Antibiotics clears both the good and bad bacteria, in the end, the bad ones grow faster than the good ones, this over growth predisposes you to yeast infection. Also, it’s important you know that, you don’t use antibiotics for yeast infection. Antibiotics are mainly used for bacterial in…
A woman kept treating yeast infections after yeast infection. One day she visited a pharmacy and met a pharmacist. She complained bitterly about the issue, he asked her certain questions, the answers she gave pointed him at a certain direction, he told her she needed to run a blood sugar test, she did and it happened that her blood sugar level was high. She was diabetic and that was the major contributing factor to t…
If you experience recurrent yeast infections, something is wrong. There’s something you’re not checking—something you should look at that you haven’t.
1. Check your blood sugar level:
As a woman, being diabetic predisposes you to recurrent yeast infection as the excess blood sugar is a wonderful medium for yeast to grow.
Also something I want to do for my loyal telegram subscribers. If you have a health complaint you need a doctor’s review on, you’re in luck.
I will be paying for 10 people. To qualify:
-Like and retweet the attached tweet.
-Use Mireo. Ask it about your health complaints.
-Comment done. Here.
I will select 10 people I will pay for their doctor’s review. And the doctor’s review is anonymous. The doctor doesn’t know yo…
I have a new update for you all.
If you google your symptoms every now and then, this is for you. If you want to get a first opinion of what is happening to your body or health before you see a doctor, I have something for you.
It is MireoHealth, a digital health assistant. It clerks you like a doctor would (I experienced this firsthand) and arrives at a diagnosis with high level of confidence. And it can also conn…
Why should you breastfeed your baby? Breastmilk contains all the nutrients a baby needs in the right proportion. It is good for the baby’s mental and physical development. Furthermore, breastfeeding your baby helps reduce your risk of breast cancer.
Happy breastfeeding week
#itTakesEveryone
Bottom line:
1. Immediate itching after sex doesn’t prove you have contracted an infection from that very sexual encounter.
2. It takes days to weeks for an infection to become symptomatic.
3. If the itching persists and is followed by things like discharge, seek medical help.
In two of this instances, something to handle the allergy is just what you need not to go on and abuse antibiotics. Where you should be concerned is if the itching persists, it becomes severe, it is accompanied by discharge, or is pain then you need to rush to the hospital.
Sexually transmitted infections have incubation period which can take days to weeks. If you start itching immediately after sex, these are likely the culprits:
1. The condom:
Some people are sensitive to latex which is the material used in making condom. This can result in allergic reaction like itching among others.
Solution:
Best: use condoms that are not latex based.
Might help: Use a better quality. Condom bra…
You had sex with someone and minutes after the extracurricular activities, your vagina starts itching you. You conclude immediately that you have contracted infection already. Aunty, it is not like that, “infection” doesn’t get active in seconds.
👍11🤣7👏2
Signed Subpharmacist
Showing the 12 most recent of 27 posts we hold for @subpharmacist. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Punch Newspaper @PunchNewspaper · 27,557 Telegram ranks this channel #68 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 10 September 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Sub-Pharmacist” (@subpharmacist), 16,076 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/subpharmacist.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.