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Суриката Онлайн

@surikataonline

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1,037subscribers

-12 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001328121245
TypeChannel
Username@surikataonline
Created3 May 2018measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/surikataonline

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 48% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,0371,0491,0436 August 2026 — 1,049 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,049 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,048 subscribers9 August 2026 — 1,049 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,047 subscribers16 August 2026 — 1,046 subscribers19 August 2026 — 1,044 subscribers25 August 2026 — 1,040 subscribers28 August 2026 — 1,041 subscribers30 August 2026 — 1,040 subscribers3 September 2026 — 1,041 subscribers8 September 2026 — 1,037 subscribers12 September 2026 — 1,038 subscribers16 September 2026 — 1,037 subscribers6 August 202616 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 41 days, net -12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,035–1,051 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 13:591,037-1
12 Sept 2026, 20:181,038+1
8 Sept 2026, 20:391,037-4
3 Sept 2026, 09:441,041+1
30 Aug 2026, 22:161,040-1
28 Aug 2026, 02:331,041+1
25 Aug 2026, 12:021,040-4
19 Aug 2026, 07:131,044-2
16 Aug 2026, 08:161,046-1
12 Aug 2026, 18:231,047-2
9 Aug 2026, 20:121,049+1
6 Aug 2026, 22:331,048-1
6 Aug 2026, 12:511,049no change
6 Aug 2026, 07:061,049first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 30 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

375 reactions across 14 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤬12332.8%
8923.7%
🤣5013.3%
🤡3810.1%
🔥308.00%
😱266.93%
💩112.93%
😢71.87%
🤔10.267%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 375 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 08:07 UTC153 views38 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

😱 Пьяный мужик с ножом напал на школьниц в Иркутске Неадекват погнался за тремя девочками вечером в подъезде дома на улице Советской. Они успели укрыться в квартире, но детям пришлось бороться, чтобы закрыть входную дверь перед буйным соседом После этого дебошир начал бить ножом по двери — на обивке остались следы ударов, а затем выкрикивал угрозы с балкона. Полицейские задержали 61-летнего мужчину. Его доставили в

🤬30😱8

6 Aug 2026, 08:05 UTC157 views0 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @zvukiru

‍Бейонсе выпустила горсть ремиксов на свой жаркий новый сингл. В одном из них гостит ее муж JAŸ-Z. https://www.zvuki.ru/R/P/86093/

6 Aug 2026, 07:53 UTC170 viewsread 6 August 2026

https://kam24.ru/news/main/20260806/131005.html?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=messenger На Камчатке суд поставил точку в споре родителей за компенсацию гибели сына на сво: ИА «Кам 24»

5 Aug 2026, 15:41 UTC209 views27 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @RU66RUVideo

✍️ Прокуратура проверит депутата Госдумы, назвавшего незамужних женщин неполноценными людьми Заявление на курганского парламентария Александра Ильтякова подала экс-следователь СКР Екатерина Герлах. Ведомство уже зарегистрировало обращение. «Ильтякова хватило на 2 года после моего предыдущего обращения, чтобы прилично высказываться о россиянах. И снова парламентарий назвал нас неполноценными. На этот раз по критерию

🤬27

4 Aug 2026, 17:12 UTC≈1,920 views69 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Депутат ГД Ильтяков делает все, чтобы представляемая им партия "Единая Россия" ни в коем случае не получила голосов женщин и вообще нормальных людей на грядущих выборах. Государственный деятель, действующий чиновник светского государства, которым по утвержденной Президентом РФ Владимиром Владимировичем Путиным Конституции РФ является Российская Федерация, внезапно вспомнил религиозный сюжет о создании Евы из ребра А

🤬58💩11

4 Aug 2026, 07:06 UTC260 views34 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @rfo_onaPhoto

🚺 Brave&Safe — женское приложение для безопасных путешествий 🚺 Представляем вашему вниманию новое трэвел-приложение и сообщество для женщин. Проект вырос из опыта создательницы Таши Тейл и предлагает бесплатное проживание у верифицированных хостес, обмен опытом и инструменты безопасности. Мы поговорили с ней и протестировали бета-версию продукта. Идея Brave&Safe появилась в сентябре 2025 года во время поездки Таши

28🔥6

4 Aug 2026, 07:02 UTC249 views4 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @zvukiru

‍Слушаем "Talk to Me, Zara" - ремикс Зары Ларссон на недавний сингл ее землячки Робин. https://www.zvuki.ru/R/P/86087/

4

4 Aug 2026, 07:02 UTC252 views6 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @zvukiru

‍Выступая перед 50-тысячной аудиторией в Брайтоне, Ник Кейв спел "Where the Wild Roses Grow" с Кайли Миноуг. https://www.zvuki.ru/R/P/86085/

6

4 Aug 2026, 07:01 UTC257 views1 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @zvukiru

‍Слушаем еще один ауттейк прошлогоднего альбома Wolf Alice - кавер-версию классической песни фолк-трио The Roches. https://www.zvuki.ru/R/P/86083/

1

4 Aug 2026, 07:01 UTC253 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @zvukiru

‍Кэти Перри застряла в гигантской бутылке во время выступления. Фанаты игнорировали ее просьбы откатить ее назад. https://www.zvuki.ru/R/P/86081/

😱7

3 Aug 2026, 14:01 UTC312 views13 reactionsread 6 August 2026

так кого-кого там дефицит? мужчин? :)

🤣12🤡1

3 Aug 2026, 14:01 UTC259 views41 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @tolk_tolkPhoto

Эпидемия мужского одиночества в России – в данных статистики. Многие чугунные лбы говорят, что женщины «также одиноки». Это так, но мужчины в молодости и среднем возрасте – всё же больше. Первая таблица показывает, какая доля к 40-44 годам никогда не бывала в браке. Среди мужчин – 10,4%, среди женщин – 8%. И это не считая тех, кто остался одиноким после развода. Вторая диаграмма показывает, насколько больше мужчин

🤣383

Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @surikataonline. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Суриката Онлайн” (@surikataonline), 1,037 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/surikataonline.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.