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@survival_bias

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1,754subscribers

-19 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001124627657
TypeChannel
Username@survival_bias
Created20 September 2017 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/survival_bias

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 52% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,7541,7731,763.55 August 2026 — 1,773 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,773 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,772 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,771 subscribers16 August 2026 — 1,773 subscribers18 August 2026 — 1,769 subscribers21 August 2026 — 1,766 subscribers27 August 2026 — 1,765 subscribers30 August 2026 — 1,761 subscribers3 September 2026 — 1,758 subscribers12 September 2026 — 1,755 subscribers15 September 2026 — 1,754 subscribers5 August 202615 September 2026
12 measurements spanning 41 days, net -19. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,751–1,776 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 20:411,754-1
12 Sept 2026, 08:381,755-3
3 Sept 2026, 02:281,758-3
30 Aug 2026, 17:571,761-4
27 Aug 2026, 20:561,765-1
21 Aug 2026, 22:191,766-3
18 Aug 2026, 23:171,769-4
16 Aug 2026, 02:061,773+2
12 Aug 2026, 14:151,771-1
10 Aug 2026, 00:031,772-1
6 Aug 2026, 07:021,773no change
5 Aug 2026, 22:451,773first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 8 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

191 reactions across 14 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥6131.9%
❤4523.6%
😢2613.6%
👍178.90%
💯147.33%
🤯115.76%
😱105.24%
🕊63.14%
🗿10.524%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 191 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 8 February 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 Aug 2026, 23:01 UTC246 views15 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Оказывается, в общественных туалетах свет с UV спектром сделан специально, чтобы не привлекать наркоманов (сложно найти вену). И это что-то вроде общеизвестной истории. Благополучность района можно определить.

🤯11👍3❤1

24 Jul 2026, 17:24 UTC469 views29 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Прикиньте, я даже по баллам на бюджет прошла бы! В общем, скоро новая глава откроется.

❤22🔥7

18 Jul 2026, 08:21 UTC649 views5 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Не могу не поделиться новостями, а заодно и опросец замутить (не знаю, как вы, а я люблю тыкать варианты). Принимаю ставки: сдала ли я экзамены в (очередную) магистратуру или завалила🙈 Результат не раньше, чем через неделю. АПД вы у меня лучшие подписчики! ❤️

👍5

18 Jul 2026, 08:21 UTC617 viewsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Что думаете?

  1. Сдала82%
  2. Провалилась3%
  3. Сдала, но не вписалась в конкурс19%

The shares total 104%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

6 Jul 2026, 22:22 UTC786 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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На чемпионатах мира по футболу такой вайб и шумиха, что невозможно совсем не заметить происходящее (а я равнодушна к футболу чуть менее, чем полностью). Поэтому вот вам лучшая шутка недели, на мой вкус.

🔥6

3 Jul 2026, 14:39 UTC780 views47 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Наконец-то мои сыночки-корзиночки получили свои дипломы об образовании. Добби свободен! Или как там, мавр сделал свое дело, мавр может уезжать, куда хочет. Кидайте вверх шляпы и носки! Принимаю поздравления🍾

🔥33❤12👍2

2 Jul 2026, 15:45 UTC701 views15 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Я вот почему слежу за всякими выборами в Германии? Хоть где-то что-то меняется, есть хоть какая-то интрига и политикам приходится вертеться между «быть симпатичными» и «быть экономически эффективными». А не этот российский кринж, даже если войну убрать, останется парад штампованных низкоинтеллектуальных уродов за редким исключением. Другие не выживают, столетний отбор в действии.

💯13🗿1😢1

24 Jun 2026, 07:06 UTC822 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Ещё Hofbräuhaus Wolters обанкротился. (Не вся сеть, а старейшая пивоварня.) Молодежь не пьет пива.

😢6

23 Jun 2026, 21:18 UTC723 viewsread 7 August 2026

❗️❗️Проблема со связью — по всей Германии остановлены поезда Хаос во всей стране. Никто ничего не понимает. С-баны в Берлине тоже стоят. Нет, не шутим. Deutsche Bahn: «Из-за общенационального сбоя в цифровой системе железнодорожной связи GSM-R движение поездов временно приостановлено: все поезда остаются на станциях до дальнейших распоряжений». Новость дополняется.

10 Jun 2026, 10:06 UTC804 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Треугольник культурологических типов по странам — в помощь выбирающим страну для эмиграции. Я в синем углу, а вы?

8 Jun 2026, 20:05 UTC766 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Кто этот рассол пробовал, как оно?

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @survival_bias. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

18 Jul 2026, 08:21 UTCAnonymous Poll74 voters

Что думаете?

  1. Сдала82%
  2. Провалилась3%
  3. Сдала, но не вписалась в конкурс19%

The shares total 104%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 8 February 2026 to 3 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Work-in-Germany 🇩🇪 Работа. Германия
@germanworks · 23,161
Telegram ranks this channel #29 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 19 September 2026
Аренда жилья в Стамбуле
@snyat_sdat_kvartiruj · 24,455
Telegram ranks this channel #46 of 54 here — alongside 53 others — read 18 September 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Ошибка выжившего” (@survival_bias), 1,754 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/survival_bias.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.