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深圳 优+女仆恋爱报告

@szmmkko

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5,616subscribers

+236 since we began measuring on 28 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

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Telegram ID-1002011231280
TypeChannel
Username@szmmkko
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded28 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 October 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/szmmkko

Topic

Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 69% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

5,3245,6165,47028 August 2026 — 5,380 subscribers29 August 2026 — 5,386 subscribers1 September 2026 — 5,367 subscribers5 September 2026 — 5,324 subscribers10 September 2026 — 5,334 subscribers14 September 2026 — 5,326 subscribers19 September 2026 — 5,342 subscribers29 September 2026 — 5,430 subscribers6 October 2026 — 5,616 subscribers28 August 20266 October 2026
9 measurements spanning 39 days, net +236. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,280–5,660 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Oct 2026, 10:595,616+186
29 Sept 2026, 05:545,430+88
19 Sept 2026, 00:165,342+16
14 Sept 2026, 09:375,326-8
10 Sept 2026, 22:395,334+10
5 Sept 2026, 19:375,324-43
1 Sept 2026, 13:115,367-19
29 Aug 2026, 03:445,386+6
28 Aug 2026, 19:305,380first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 1 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
54s
Average length
8s

Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

34 reactions across 16 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 97.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤3397.1%
👍12.94%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 34 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 May 2026 to 21 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

21 Aug 2026, 09:31 UTC322 views1 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Forwarded from @szbtgtydVideo

深圳🍀优+ MMK MMK 恋爱私影联盟 #岗头 优哒mmk # 小涵 联系方式：@gtydmmk 验证人: zjjjz 上课花费: 399 颜值评分: 9 身材评分: 9 情绪价值: 9 课表内容: mmk 摸摸看 英雄类型: 御姐 验证时间：8.15 综合评分: 9 出击体验：第二次来，推门进去的时候，小涵抬头看见我，眼睛一下就亮了，笑着说了句"你还真来了呀"，语气里带着点惊喜，又自然。 这次比第一次更放松，没有了初次见面的试探和拘谨，聊天也更放得开。她记得我上次随口提过的一些小事，聊起来的时候主动接上，那种被记住的感觉让人心里暖暖的。她换了个发型，比上次更利落，整个人气质又多了几分清爽。 相处起来依然舒服，她声音还是那么温柔，偶尔俏皮地打趣几句，节奏拿捏得很好，身材太超模了，皮肤又白又滑，行为也不会让人觉得刻意讨好，也不会冷场。靠近时的互动比上次更默契，像是彼此都多了一份了解，一切都刚刚好，氛围感比第一次更浓。 离开的…

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21 Aug 2026, 08:01 UTC293 views1 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Forwarded from @szbtgtydPhoto

出击体验：深圳🍀优+ MMK MMK 恋爱私影联盟 #岗头 优哒mmk #薇薇 联系方式：@gtydmmk 验证人: zjjjz 上课花费: 599 颜值评分: 9 身材评分: 9 情绪价值: 9 课表内容: mmk 摸摸看 英雄类型: 御姐 验证时间：7.25 综合评分: 9 出击体验：第一次见到薇薇，就被她身上那种御姐气质牢牢吸引住了。齐刘海衬得她五官格外精致，一双大眼睛明亮有神，笑起来的时候眼尾微微弯起，温柔中又带着几分妩媚，整个人耐看得让人移不开眼。 她的身材是那种恰到好处的匀称，不胖不瘦，该有肉感的地方丰满有料，曲线流畅自然，站在那里就很有存在感。尤其是胸型非常好看，饱满又有型，整体比例堪称完美。 性格方面更是加分。她温柔礼貌，说话轻声细语，但骨子里又透着几分主动和热情，不会让人觉得拘谨。相处过程中她非常大方随和，不会扭捏拒绝，配合度极高，节奏也拿捏得很好，让人全程都觉得很舒服、很放松。 更难得的是，她在互动中相对…

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21 Aug 2026, 07:56 UTC272 views3 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Forwarded from @szbtgtydVideo

深圳🍀优+ MMK MMK 恋爱私影联盟 #岗头 优哒mmk # 小涵 联系方式：@gtydmmk 验证人: zjjjz 上课花费: 499 颜值评分: 9 身材评分: 9 情绪价值: 9 课表内容: mmk 摸摸看 英雄类型: 御姐 验证时间：8.10 综合评分: 9 出击体验：刷到照片就心动了，果断约了到店。小涵本人比照片还耐看，个子高挑，肩颈线条干净利落，腰身收得恰到好处，一双长腿比例优越，整个人站在那里就很有氛围感，真人比镜头前多了一份灵动的亲切。 聊天过程轻松自然，完全没有冷场的尴尬。她声音温柔，说话带着笑意，偶尔还会俏皮地接话，情绪价值拉满，不知不觉就聊了很久。靠近时轻轻一个吻，柔软又恰到好处，配合得默契自然，氛围感一下就上来了。她不是第一眼就浓烈惊艳的类型，但越相处越让人回味，离开后还忍不住想。 优点：身材匀称，皮肤细腻🐻又大又软，聊天舒服。缺点：暂时没发现。 投稿可联系： @gtmmk1 @szmmksz_…

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21 Aug 2026, 07:55 UTC208 viewsread 28 August 2026
Forwarded from @szmmkn1Video

深圳🍀优+ MMK MMK 恋爱私影联盟 #岗头 优哒mmk #岗头 月月 联系方式：@gtydmmk 验证人: zjjjz 上课花费: 599 颜值评分: 8 身材评分: 9 情绪价值: 9 课表内容: mmk 摸摸看 英雄类型: 御姐 验证时间：7.03 综合评分: 8.5 出击体验：刷到照片的时候就被她的气质吸引了，不是那种浓烈张扬的美，而是越看越耐看的类型，果断约了到店。月月本人比照片更有灵气，个子高挑，身形匀称，肩颈线条干净，腰身收得恰到好处，一双长腿比例优越，站在那里就自带一种温柔的氛围感，最主要的是胸型很好看 我很喜欢， 舌头特别软 特别润 亲的很有感觉。 聊天的过程轻松自然，她声音软糯，说话带着笑意，偶尔俏皮地接话，完全不会冷场。真正让人惊喜的是靠近的那一刻——她的吻技出乎意料地好，唇瓣柔软温润，舌尖灵活又轻柔，节奏拿捏得恰到好处，像是天生就知道怎么让人心动。配合得默契自然，不急躁也不敷衍，整个过程温柔又沉浸…

2 Aug 2026, 13:59 UTC≈1,070 views0 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Forwarded from @szbtgtydVideo

深圳🍀优+mmk #优哒#萌萌 联系方式:@gtydmmk 验证人: h哈哈 颜值评分:10 身材评分:9（偏瘦 情绪价值:10 课标内容:599 英雄类型:可盐可甜 验证时间:20260801 综合评分:9.5 出击体验:在tg上看了很久，终于要到深圳出差了，就定了萌萌的头钟，当天下雨，我提前十分钟到，店里环境不错，在房间等了一会，萌萌进来房间，我眼前一亮，一头披肩长发，本人比照片瘦好多，皮肤白的发光，颜值十分在线，确实是我喜欢的那一款，去拿了漱口水，之后就很主动钻进我怀里，手也没有闲着，直接伸进我衣服里，开始撩拨，哈哈；不仅主动性格还很开朗，见我第一次来，会积极引导，聊的也很开心；慢慢熟悉了之后，我开始不那么拘谨，主动🐍了上去，萌萌很配合，但是🐍的时间不久，需要换气，再接从综艺聊到感情史，无话不谈，萌萌真的很热情；然后就是👋🐻，👄🐻，虽然沙发不大，刚好够我俩翻云覆雨，期间，萌萌说我身上很热，帮把空调温度调低点，萌萌也很照顾人…

26 Jul 2026, 13:54 UTC≈1,230 views2 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Forwarded from @szmmkn1Video

深圳🍀优+mmk #优夜 #月月 联系方式:@gtmmk1 验证人:小A 颜值评分:9 身材评分:9 情绪价值:9 课标内容:四阶 英雄类型:体贴御姐 验证时间:2026.7.24 综合评分:10 出击体验:月月一进门我就知道来对地方了，初见月月她穿着一身吊带裙，人如其名笑起来眼睛跟月亮一样，刚开始也不会尴尬会很体贴地跟你破冰，出击那天刚好天气太热了，一身的汗月月还会很贴心的帮我把衣服掀开一点吹风，全程没有生硬感，人很主动也很活泼，会找话题跟你聊。至于兄弟们最感兴趣的体验方面，我只能说前凸后翘。全身上下都很滑嫩，而且平时还有运动的习惯，所以身材巨顶很合我的口味。一些适时的小互动也很顶。补钙的时候感觉月月是那种喜欢有点小痛感的，疑似有点小m倾向（划掉）。狠狠出击就完事了xdm

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8 Jul 2026, 06:57 UTC≈2,030 views2 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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深圳🍀优+ MMK MMK 恋爱私影联盟 #岗头 优哒mmk # 欣欣 联系方式：@gtydmmk 验证人: jl 上课花费: 399 颜值评分: 9 身材评分: 9 情绪价值: 9 课表内容: mmk 摸摸看 英雄类型: 御姐 验证时间：6.1 综合评分: 9 出击体验：欣欣特别开朗，像个小太阳一样，一进门就能感受到她的热情。笑起来甜甜的，有两个小酒窝，让人忍不住想多看几眼。她对每个人都特别好，温柔又体贴，从来不会让人觉得尴尬或不自在。 她可可爱爱的，说话带着点俏皮，偶尔会撒娇，但不会过分。不管你说什么，她都能接得住，有求必应，从不敷衍。想要她安静陪着也行，想聊天她也能滔滔不绝，总能找到让你舒服的节奏。 跟她在一起特别放松，不用刻意找话题，也不用装模作样。她就是有种魔力，让人想靠近，想多待一会儿。那种被重视、被照顾的感觉，真的很治愈。 投稿可联系： @gtmmk1 @szmmksz_bot 优夜店频道👉 @SZMMKn…

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8 Jul 2026, 06:55 UTC≈1,850 views3 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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深圳🍀优+ MMK MMK 恋爱私影联盟 #岗头 优哒mmk # 小涵 联系方式：@gtydmmk 验证人: avlonyi 上课花费: 799 颜值评分: 9 身材评分: 9 情绪价值: 9 课表内容: mmk 摸摸看 英雄类型: 御姐 验证时间：7月3 综合评分: 9 出击体验：第一眼就被妹子的照片吸引了，里面就找客服约就到店里来了。月月人来了，第一眼就让人心头一跳——她真的很高挑，真人比照片还要出挑。她站在门口，身形高挑修长，肩线利落，腰身纤细，一双笔直的长腿在黑丝的勾勒下更显流畅动人，整个人的比例好得不像话，和照片完全零差距，甚至真人更有一种镜头无法捕捉的生动气韵。一双黑色丝袜，性感又带着一点说不清道不明的吸引力，让人目光忍不住追着看。 过程从一开始就很愉快，尺度也比较宽松，没有那种紧绷着的距离感。但真正让我意外的是，她给予的情绪价值极高——不是敷衍的温柔，而是那种让你感觉到被认真对待的细腻。声音软糯又带着点俏皮，…

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8 Jul 2026, 06:52 UTC≈1,660 viewsread 28 August 2026
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深圳🍀优+ MMK MMK 恋爱私影联盟 #坂田 优夜 # 柠檬 联系方式：@gtmmk1 验证人: 宇多田微洋 上课花费: 399 颜值评分: 9 身材评分: 9 情绪价值: 9 课表内容: mmk 摸摸看 英雄类型: 验证时间：7月1日 综合评分: 4.5 (满分5分） 出击体验：本来我在岗头店，但是妹妹都被约满了，只能从其他店叫妹妹来了，正巧坂田店来了个新妹妹柠檬，就请过来试试。等了一会，柠檬妹妹来了，很嫩，资料上写的19岁是没错的，但由于我个人的XP，我只点了一阶。柠檬的腿很长，很白，很滑，搭在我的腿上，手感非常不错，胸型B，手感也很好，也很白。最后说一句，介意纹身和烟味的请勿来，我个人是不介意纹身和吸烟的。 投稿可联系： @gtmmk1 @szmmksz_bot 优夜店频道👉 @SZMMKn1 优哒店频道👉 @szbtgtyd 优悠店频道👉 @szmmkws2

15 Jun 2026, 02:05 UTC≈2,600 views7 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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深圳🍀优+ MMK MMK 恋爱私影联盟 #坂田 优夜 # 伊伊 联系方式：@gtmmk1 验证人: 上课花费: 599 颜值评分: 9 身材评分: 9 情绪价值: 9 课表内容: mmk 摸摸看 英雄类型: 验证时间：2026-06-09 综合评分: 4.5 (满分5分） 出击体验：今天刷朋友圈，突然看到客服发了一张妹子的身材照，一眼就相中了，完全是我的菜，二话没说就过来了。伊伊刚推开门，第一感觉就是：好高挑。灯光昏黄，却遮不住她丰盈的曲线和白皙的肌肤。她没有刻意看我，只是低头拢了拢头发，那一瞬间，我的心跳莫名快了一拍。灯光近了些，才看清她那张小脸，披肩的长发松松垂在肩头，衬着微微敞开的领口，隐约可见起伏的轮廓——那里比照片里还要饱满。 她在身旁坐下，很自然地靠进我怀里，发丝蹭过我的下巴，带着一股淡淡的甜香。我们从读书聊到工作，她讲话时胸前的柔软偶尔不经意地蹭过我的手臂，隔着薄薄的衣服，我能感觉到那份沉甸甸的饱满。有时候她笑…

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15 Jun 2026, 02:02 UTC≈2,220 views1 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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深圳🍀优+ MMK MMK 恋爱私影联盟 #坂田 优夜 # 小贝 联系方式：@gtmmk1 验证人: 宇多田微洋 上课花费: 399-50加200 颜值评分: 9 身材评分: 9 情绪价值: 9 课表内容: mmk 摸摸看 英雄类型: 验证时间：6月13日 综合评分: 5 (满分5分） 出击体验：第三次，提前一天约了小贝，今天一下班就来了，太晚了，只能约1个半小时，唉，意犹未尽。小贝一进门笑着说“我就知道是你。”小贝听我工作一天一下班就来了，坐下就给我捶肩捶腿，开启话题，听歌，看看我们的歌单有多少重合的。果然，我们不愧是拥有共同话题的一对，我听的歌她也基本收藏了。接下来就更进一步，这次才发现，小贝看上去很瘦，很苗条，但是该有肉的地方有感肉，不会很有骨感。最重要的是，小贝的笑容，那种很纯天然的女孩子的笑，特别吸引人。总之，小贝是能给你心理和生理双重满足的人。期待下次再见。 投稿可联系： @gtmmk1 @szmmksz_bot …

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13 Jun 2026, 01:14 UTC≈1,970 views1 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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深圳🍀优+ MMK MMK 恋爱私影联盟 #坂田 优夜 # 瞳瞳 联系方式：@gtmmk1 验证人: 宇多田微洋 上课花费: 499 （599-100 颜值评分: 9 身材评分: 9 情绪价值: 9 课表内容: mmk 摸摸看 英雄类型: 验证时间：6月6日 综合评分: 5 (满分5分） 出击体验：蹲了好久，终于蹲到瞳瞳了。瞳瞳提着她那专属水壶进来了，做在我身边，很主动很主动，真的是i人的救赎，直接把我的手搭在她的胸上，把腿搭在我的腿上，然后就循序渐进，我只要坐着就可以了，瞳瞳会操控一切，我就喜欢这种懒人模式。亲脸到🐍，补钙，坐在我身上，一切都那么美好。时间到了，犹豫下大雨，房间地板也水漫金山了，瞳瞳也跟我说下次再见。 投稿可联系： @gtmmk1 @szmmksz_bot 优夜店频道👉 @SZMMKn1 优哒店频道👉 @szbtgtyd 优悠店频道👉 @szmmkws2

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @szmmkko. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

深圳 优哒私影 mmk
@szbtgtyd · 7,2735 posts深圳 优夜 mmk 私影
@szmmkn1 · 21,1823 posts

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

深圳 优夜 mmk 私影
@szmmkn1 · 21,18230 posts

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

深圳 优哒私影 mmk
@szbtgtyd · 7,27313 posts深圳 优夜 mmk 私影
@szmmkn1 · 21,18213 posts深圳 优悠私影 mmk
@szmmkws2 · 7,90613 posts

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“深圳 优+女仆恋爱报告” (@szmmkko), 5,616 subscribers as measured 6 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/szmmkko.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.