Channel
@teh_yourcafe
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
34subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003939221896 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @teh_yourcafe |
| Created | Between 1 April 2026 and 3 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/teh_yourcafe |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 10:37 | 34 | -2 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 07:16 | 36 | -1 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 14:03 | 37 | +1 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 15:18 | 36 | +2 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 00:47 | 34 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 12:01 | 34 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
🌟🥹🥹Ну что, инферналы, как провели время? 🥹🥹 Наконец мы подводим наш небольшой ивент к концу. Пора вновь ставить всё на круги своя и возвращаться в привычный строй! 🥹Просим вас, наших читателей, оценить ивент и высказать своё мнение в комментариях под этим постом! Мы рады, что вы были с нами, а так же благодарны за ваше внимание!
❌❌Наконец-то могу снять железо с головы. Жарко ... И хочется спать. Ммм. Он будет против? Не хочу нарушать его личные границы.
❌❌❌Можешь меня спрятать от их глаз? Пожалуйста ... Не хочу никого видеть.
❌❌Камера ... Можно я сяду к окну? Слишком громко, я хочу надеть наушники иии чтоб меня никто не видел.
❌❌Не хочу никуда ехать. Не хочу. Засесть куда-то в уголочек и никого не трогать.
❌❌Даже под зонтиком нашу кожу обжигает. Костюм не спасает. Больно.Мы.Хотим.Домой. Пожалуйста.хватит.нас.мучать.верните.нас.обратно. ❌❌❌Нужно держаться. Просто забиться дальше под зонтик ... Или в кафе убежать ... Не знаю. Больно. Кожу жжет.
❌❌Неуютно ... 😭 ❌❌Мы хотим домой.
❌❌Пляяяяяж ... Нам дали гидрокостюм! Так что мы можем спокойно ходить по пляжу [[ЧТОБ НАШЕ ТЕЛО НЕ ВИДЕЛИ]]. Но нам не нравится, что он утягивает там, где не нужно. ❌❌[[НИЧЕГО_НЕ_ВИДНО]], но всё равно выглядит неуютно.
❌❌Камера? Я принесли немного поесть. Еда позволяет мозгу работать лучше. Отложи уже свои исследования и немного поешь. ❌❌Я не повар, ноо вышло, вроде, неплохо. Как же жарко в моём костюме. Был бы какой-,нибудь дышаший комбинезон, чтоб руки и ноги скрывал.😓
❌❌❌Пока все ещё спят ... Где же тут мои [[DELICIOUS]] баги?🥺
❌❌❌... Мы настолько сильно распереживались, что в конечном итоге вырубились на полу. Не самое приятное ощущение ... Аау ... [[CRY_SOUND.MP3]]
❌❌[[НАС_НИКТО_НЕ_НАЙДЕТ.]]
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @teh_yourcafe. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“"𝖲𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗍" 𝖢𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗎𝗍𝖾𝗋➤𝖳𝖾𝗁.” (@teh_yourcafe), 34 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/teh_yourcafe.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.