6 Aug 2026, 21:06 UTC315 viewsread 7 August 2026
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https://www.keithwoods.com/p/the-worst-censorship-yet
Channel
The Woodlander
@the_woodlander
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
3,564subscribers
+10 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001250659301 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @the_woodlander |
| Created | 24 October 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/the_woodlander |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 08:15 | 3,564 | +23 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 15:58 | 3,541 | +21 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 13:56 | 3,520 | -3 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 15:39 | 3,523 | -6 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 15:37 | 3,529 | -7 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 09:47 | 3,536 | -2 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 13:02 | 3,538 | -6 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 09:28 | 3,544 | -4 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 09:55 | 3,548 | +3 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 07:06 | 3,545 | -4 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 13:14 | 3,549 | -3 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 18:11 | 3,552 | -2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 11:41 | 3,554 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 06:02 | 3,554 | first reading |
Engagement
22 posts held, back to 22 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 3 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 22 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
6 Aug 2026, 10:06 UTC617 viewsread 7 August 2026
A simple example of how technology makes things easier for you. You arrive at a car park in a neighbouring town to do some shopping with your wife. This is not your idea of a good time, but in the scheme of things something you will endure for a quiet life. You slow down as you enter the car park so the ANPR camera can read your number plate, the software is linked to DVLA and your details are collected from their …
4 Aug 2026, 22:09 UTC671 viewsread 7 August 2026
Part 2 of the producers interview of Ben from UK column. Well worth a watch. https://rumble.com/v7dq2f6-ben-rubin-part-2.html
1 Aug 2026, 14:29 UTC≈1,240 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Clearing land,building roads, and generally improving access and land usage capability. Real work in the real world to lay the foundations for the future.
31 Jul 2026, 07:44 UTC≈5,070 viewsread 7 August 2026
Two hundred of the thousand acres at Diddly Squat grew nothing at all this year. That was a decision taken in advance, on a spreadsheet. Wheat or barley on that ground was a guaranteed loss before the drill left the shed, so Jeremy Clarkson left it bare and explained why in his Sun column this week. One line from it went everywhere. Farmers have reached the point where it is quite simply impossible to make money fro…
28 Jul 2026, 13:16 UTC≈1,990 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Getting ready to roll out our Outdoor Pursuits program.. Hiking, Camping, Bushcraft, Fishing, Survival.
27 Jul 2026, 07:28 UTC≈1,520 viewsread 7 August 2026
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24 Jul 2026, 17:38 UTC≈5,280 viewsread 7 August 2026
When the need for comfort and convenience starts to outweigh the need for freedom and self-preservation, we find ourselves as the Eloi from HG Wells The Time Machine, or as outlined so well by Morgoth we become the rabbits from Cowslips warren. https://youtu.be/d5xQDXOTtbE?is=XHMXtTnFKoQ2-NoC
24 Jul 2026, 15:45 UTC≈1,500 viewsread 7 August 2026
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15 Jul 2026, 16:39 UTC≈2,080 viewsread 7 August 2026
Watch this interview. Its one of the most interesting I've seen in a while.. I don't agree with all of Ben's statements, but our sean has done a cracking job here. https://rumble.com/v7chwo6-ben-rubin-interview-part-1.html
12 Jul 2026, 08:04 UTC≈2,070 viewsread 7 August 2026
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4 Jul 2026, 17:01 UTC≈4,320 viewsread 7 August 2026
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Stop waiting for someone to fix everything. The Nation is broken and no one is going to fix it for us. High crime, high prices, low trust, low esteem. We all want it to get better, and it can if we do the work. We create high trust societies, we build friendships and morale, we create businesses and support them, we generate wealth that is retained and we grow. We show what is possible by leading by example.
Showing the 12 most recent of 22 posts we hold for @the_woodlander. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Republishes
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Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
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Names
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“The Woodlander” (@the_woodlander), 3,564 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/the_woodlander.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.