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Channel
ItsNobody
@thenobodynetwork
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
81subscribers
-10 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002783377436 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @thenobodynetwork |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/thenobodynetwork |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 11:57 | 81 | -1 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 09:00 | 82 | -4 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 02:16 | 86 | -2 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 11:42 | 88 | -2 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 14:05 | 90 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 14:15 | 91 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:41 | 91 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 3m 46s
- Average length
- 1m 15s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
BTCPay issued an active security warning regarding an exploited vulnerability that poses a risk of draining funds Remind your community to patch or check self-hosted setups immediately.
A joint report from CoinShares and Token Terminal highlighted that real-world asset (RWA) deposits in DeFi tripled from $2.3B to $7.4B over the past year, showing steady hybrid-finance adoption despite a broader DeFi capital slump.
On-chain analysts highlighted that Cloudflare traffic driven by AI agents has crossed 50%, sparking heavy industry discussion on whether blockchains will become the default settlement layer for autonomous AI microtransactions.
Exchange giant Bybit filed a major civil lawsuit in a U.S. federal court against North Korea, its military intelligence, and the notorious Lazarus Group over a massive $1.5 billion cyber-theft.
The Senate officially pushed the vote on the crypto CLARITY Act back to September after missing the pre-recess window.
The U.S. Treasury slammed Dubai-based exchange Shelbit with sanctions over alleged illicit crypto channels linked to Iran.
Brazil: Central bank introduces a 24-hour holding period for crypto transfers over $10k moving to self-custody or foreign platforms to fight fraud.
Bitcoin ($BTC) bounced back over $65,000 following a surprise U.S. jobs growth miss, which eased pressure on future Fed interest rate hikes. The global market cap is holding steady near $2.29T. Are we heading higher this weekend or is it a bull trap?
Pavel Durov is one of the greatest builders in tech. He built Telegram into a platform with over 1 billion monthly active users, changing how people think about privacy, communication, and online communities. Few founders can match what he's created. On May 4, 2026, Telegram officially assumed direct operational control of The Open Network (TON), replacing the TON Foundation as the network's primary driver. Since …
Open mine first 😅
We'll no longer be posting every clip here on Telegram. To catch all our latest clips, make sure you follow us on X. See you there. 🫡
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @thenobodynetwork. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ItsNobody” (@thenobodynetwork), 81 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/thenobodynetwork.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.