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Channel
Тюлень-Наркоман
@tln_nrkmn
On this record: Topic · Previous handles · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
6,506subscribers
-184 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001287184583 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @tln_nrkmn |
| Created | 27 August 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/tln_nrkmn |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 48% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Previous handles
Recorded in 2019 as “Тюлень-наркоман” — the title held for this same channel (matched by Telegram id, not by handle) in the Pushshift Telegram Dataset, a third-party archive captured in 2019-2020, years before this register made its own first observation. CC BY 4.0, Baumgartner, Zannettou, Squire & Blackburn (2020), Zenodo. A third party’s dated snapshot, not a measurement this register made itself.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 07:58 | 6,506 | -16 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 21:37 | 6,522 | -21 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 13:17 | 6,543 | -18 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 23:36 | 6,561 | -6 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 07:47 | 6,567 | -18 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 08:53 | 6,585 | -10 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 08:17 | 6,595 | -15 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 23:18 | 6,610 | -18 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 01:44 | 6,628 | -15 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 18:47 | 6,643 | -15 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 16:43 | 6,658 | -16 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 00:42 | 6,674 | -15 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 14:27 | 6,689 | -1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 05:45 | 6,690 | first reading |
Engagement
72 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 11 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 72 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 4m 08s
- Average length
- 23s
Measured directly from 11 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
1,716 reactions across 63 posts, in 24 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 565 | 32.9% | |
| 🔥 | 194 | 11.3% | |
| 🥰 | 143 | 8.33% | |
| 💯 | 138 | 8.04% | |
| custom 5409303359880454739 | 126 | 7.34% | |
| 😱 | 98 | 5.71% | |
| 🌚 | 81 | 4.72% | |
| ❤ | 74 | 4.31% | |
| 🤝 | 52 | 3.03% | |
| custom 5229190075211851131 | 51 | 2.97% | |
| 👍 | 41 | 2.39% | |
| 🤔 | 36 | 2.10% | |
| 🫡 | 32 | 1.86% | |
| 😢 | 23 | 1.34% | |
| ❤🔥 | 13 | 0.758% | |
| 🤡 | 13 | 0.758% | |
| 🎉 | 9 | 0.524% | |
| 🤷 | 7 | 0.408% | |
| 👀 | 6 | 0.35% | |
| 💅 | 6 | 0.35% | |
| 4 further kinds | 8 | 0.466% |
Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 71 of the 72 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,944 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 72 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 19 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
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Звук
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Showing the 12 most recent of 72 posts we hold for @tln_nrkmn. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Тюлень-Наркоман” (@tln_nrkmn), 6,506 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/tln_nrkmn.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.