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Кружечку светлого, пожалуйста

@twobeerplease

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

301subscribers

+11 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001794105102
TypeChannel
Username@twobeerplease
CreatedBetween 1 January 2022 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/twobeerplease

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 55% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

288301294.57 August 2026 — 290 subscribers8 August 2026 — 290 subscribers15 August 2026 — 288 subscribers29 August 2026 — 292 subscribers5 September 2026 — 299 subscribers14 September 2026 — 301 subscribers7 August 202614 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 38 days, net +11. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 286–303 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Sept 2026, 00:58301+2
5 Sept 2026, 17:22299+7
29 Aug 2026, 00:02292+4
15 Aug 2026, 18:58288-2
8 Aug 2026, 08:17290no change
7 Aug 2026, 08:56290first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 24 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 34s
Average length
47s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

298 reactions across 18 posts, in 24 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁6822.8%
4816.1%
👍3913.1%
🔥289.40%
🤣196.38%
💯124.03%
😢113.69%
🤬113.69%
🤡82.68%
🤷‍♂82.68%
👾72.35%
🤔72.35%
👀51.68%
🥰51.68%
👎41.34%
🕊41.34%
😭41.34%
🌚20.671%
💔20.671%
🤩20.671%
4 further kinds41.34%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 298 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 18 we hold a reading for · 11%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @twobeerplease. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 18 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 24 July 2026 to 8 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 04:30 UTC73 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Как развлекаются дети из ближнего зарубежья и южных республик? Например, они в 8 утра идут через двор, вопят и матерятся. Если кто-то делает замечание, они начинают вопить "Эээ! Выйди, если ты мужик! Эээ!" Короче, ищут, с кем бы толпой разобраться. Заснял, к сожалению, только звук финала. Но эти стайки ходят все чаще. А еще они облюбовали сквер Мичурина. Там теперь и алкаши, и вот такие чудеса.

👎3🤬3🔥1

7 Aug 2026, 20:33 UTC107 views19 reactionsread 8 August 2026

На днях я купил в полуподвальной пивнушке двухлитровую бутылку “Кока-колы”, произведенной в Грузии, за 111 рублей. Это конечно, то еще разбавленное пойло, ребята. Потому что самая сладкая “Кока-кола”, которую продают в России, разливается в Кабуле, Афганистан! Там же производят “Пепси”, а купить можно в кафе и магазинчиках, которые держат диаспоры народов Средней Азии. Забавно, конечно, читать перевод с Фарси, но есл

8👍4🔥3💔21🥴1

7 Aug 2026, 13:34 UTC122 views18 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

До сентября недотерпел

😁162

6 Aug 2026, 07:52 UTC142 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Я не вполне разобрался, как это устроено. Сейчас объявлена ракетная опасность и трамваи встали. Логично? Вроде да. Автобусы 34 маршрута выключили табло, высадили пассажиров и просто едут по маршруту. Видимо, чтобы не создавать пробок. Тоже логично. Курьер СДЭК везёт реставрационные смеси на адрес и это тоже нормально лично для меня - лучше уж так, чем они будут лежать на очень большом и заметном складе. Вместе с тем,

🤡8🤷‍♂7👍5🤬2

3 Aug 2026, 08:34 UTC220 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Все еще кипятят!

🕊4👀3👍3🤣31

2 Aug 2026, 18:24 UTC243 views16 reactions1 Starread 8 August 2026

Придумал фразу "Самовольное оставление счастья"

👍10😭4😁2

1 Aug 2026, 21:52 UTC256 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Не получается у меня читать Алексея Иванова. Дочитываю книгу и расстройство. Будто что-то из серии "Сталкер", но прям фанфик. А еще ощущение, что чувак не знает, что про грибы, мицелий, влияние на разум и пр. уже написано и снято столько, что неудобно даже.

👀1

31 Jul 2026, 12:47 UTC220 views28 reactions1 Starread 8 August 2026
Photo

Катаемся на трамвае с богомолом. Я на Фрунзе выхожу, он вроде решил до конечной на Чапаевской

9👾7🥰5🔥3🤣2👍1😨1

30 Jul 2026, 12:28 UTC640 views29 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Это же шутка, да?

😁17🤣6👍2🔥2🌚1🤩1

30 Jul 2026, 11:43 UTC239 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Это очень сильное и смелое название. Замах на строительную корпорацию федерального масштаба.

😁11👍1

29 Jul 2026, 11:10 UTC245 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Мне одному кажется, или новые трамвайные рельсы криво уложили?!

🤔7👍4😁3

29 Jul 2026, 07:46 UTC254 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

А как же кэт-адоптед газоны и зоны для бëрд-фидинга? Предусмотрены ли в локэйшн кид-зоны и фудкорты?

😁14🔥52👍1

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @twobeerplease. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Кружечку светлого, пожалуйста” (@twobeerplease), 301 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/twobeerplease.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.