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UdakuZone

@udakuzonee

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12,780subscribers

-174 since we began measuring on 15 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001278954792
TypeChannel
Username@udakuzonee
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded15 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held25
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/udakuzonee

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

12,78012,95412,86715 August 2026 — 12,954 subscribers16 August 2026 — 12,948 subscribers18 August 2026 — 12,949 subscribers19 August 2026 — 12,945 subscribers19 August 2026 — 12,937 subscribers20 August 2026 — 12,935 subscribers22 August 2026 — 12,931 subscribers24 August 2026 — 12,917 subscribers25 August 2026 — 12,907 subscribers26 August 2026 — 12,903 subscribers27 August 2026 — 12,898 subscribers28 August 2026 — 12,893 subscribers29 August 2026 — 12,886 subscribers30 August 2026 — 12,877 subscribers31 August 2026 — 12,872 subscribers1 September 2026 — 12,869 subscribers2 September 2026 — 12,861 subscribers3 September 2026 — 12,849 subscribers5 September 2026 — 12,835 subscribers8 September 2026 — 12,821 subscribers11 September 2026 — 12,819 subscribers13 September 2026 — 12,808 subscribers14 September 2026 — 12,795 subscribers16 September 2026 — 12,786 subscribers18 September 2026 — 12,780 subscribers15 August 202618 September 2026
25 measurements spanning 34 days, net -174. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 12,754–12,980 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 25
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 23:1712,780-6
16 Sept 2026, 11:0112,786-9
14 Sept 2026, 17:5712,795-13
13 Sept 2026, 06:4012,808-11
11 Sept 2026, 10:3912,819-2
8 Sept 2026, 15:1812,821-14
5 Sept 2026, 11:3712,835-14
3 Sept 2026, 11:4012,849-12
2 Sept 2026, 06:3912,861-8
1 Sept 2026, 10:1312,869-3
31 Aug 2026, 11:4312,872-5
30 Aug 2026, 08:2412,877-9
29 Aug 2026, 08:1112,886-7
28 Aug 2026, 05:0812,893-5
27 Aug 2026, 02:2612,898-5
26 Aug 2026, 04:4312,903-4
25 Aug 2026, 04:3512,907-10
24 Aug 2026, 03:2812,917-14
22 Aug 2026, 08:4512,931-4
20 Aug 2026, 22:3812,935first reading

Engagement

48 posts held, back to 6 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 30 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
6.79%
avg views ÷ 12,780 subscribers
Avg views / post
868
24 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.129%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
24
of 48 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 11 of 24 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held48 (6 August 20262 September 2026)
Views total20,822
Reactions total10
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken2 Sept 2026, 20:53 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
39m 40s
Average length
1m 43s

Measured directly from 23 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

34 reactions across 19 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 85.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
2985.3%
👍12.94%
👏12.94%
😢12.94%
😭12.94%
🤣12.94%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 22 of the 48 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 34 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 48 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

2 Sept 2026, 04:55 UTC465 views1 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Video

But hii ya Eldy ni mwecheche...a boyfriend meet his married girlfriend with another boyfriend and killed her..two boyfriends and a husband..wuueee!!!

1

2 Sept 2026, 04:54 UTC462 viewsread 2 September 2026
Video

But hii ya Eldy ni mwecheche...a boyfriend meet his married girlfriend with another boyfriend and killed her..two boyfriends and a husband..wuueee!!!

2 Sept 2026, 04:53 UTC429 views0 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Kenya's food and beverage import bill rose sharply as drought and weak harvests reduced domestic supply and forced the country to rely more heavily on foreign food. The increase reflects pressure from lower maize and other crop output, rising demand for imports and the broader cost of poor rainfall across key agricultural regions.

1 Sept 2026, 12:47 UTC609 views1 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Video

This is not 2007. Ukianguka Kura ya Urais unakanyaga kubwa kubwa hadi Kwako nyumbani- Senator Edwin Sifuna

👏1

1 Sept 2026, 12:43 UTC548 viewsread 2 September 2026
Photo

CUEA Welcomes New Rector and Vice-Chancellor, Rev. Prof. Elias Omondi Opongo, SJ A new chapter has begun at the Catholic University of Eastern Africa (CUEA) with the assumption of office of Rev. Prof. Elias Omondi Opongo, SJ, as the University’s new Rector and Vice-Chancellor, effective Tuesday, 1st September 2026.

1 Sept 2026, 06:28 UTC639 views1 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

Another Love Triangle. Another Life Lost. It was supposed to be an ordinary evening. Instead, jealousy, suspicion and betrayal allegedly collided in a moment of rage — and a woman lost her life. Doris Murei, wife to Nelson Kama, is reportedly dead after she was allegedly shot by Nathan Kirwa, a GSU officer attached to the Uasin Gishu Governor’s office and said to be her lover. Reports suggest Kirwa allegedly foun

😢1

31 Aug 2026, 14:34 UTC749 viewsread 2 September 2026
Video

A solemn farewell in Kitui County turned tense when a Catholic priest stormed out of the burial ceremony leaving mourners stunned. Video in comments.

31 Aug 2026, 14:33 UTC706 viewsread 2 September 2026
Photo

A solemn farewell in Kitui County turned tense when a Catholic priest stormed out of the burial ceremony leaving mourners stunned.

31 Aug 2026, 12:37 UTC800 views1 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Video

Kenyan passengers stranded at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport called out airport authorities for unequal treatment during the ongoing aviation staff go-slow. The foreign travellers were being assisted to secure hotel accommodation while Kenyans remained stuck at the terminal. The passengers say they have been left waiting for hours with little food, limited communication and no clear information on rebooking, de

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31 Aug 2026, 12:32 UTC791 views1 reactionsread 2 September 2026

1).Zambia's opposition leader Brian Mundubile locked up for "treason". 2).Uganda's opposition leader Kizza Besigye locked up for "treason". 3).South Sudan's opposition leader Riek Machar locked up for "treason". 4).Tanzania's opposition leader Tundu Lissu locked up for "treason". 5).Rwanda's opposition leader Victoire Ingabire Umuhoza locked up for "treason". And the list keeps growing as dozens of high-pro

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Showing the 12 most recent of 48 posts we hold for @udakuzonee. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

KENYA GOSSIP CLUB 🇰🇪
@kenyagossipclub001 · 32,671
Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 40 here — alongside 39 others — read 5 September 2026
KENYA GOSSIP CLUB
@kenyagossipsclubb1 · 28,288
Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 36 here — alongside 35 others — read 10 September 2026
NAIROBI GOSSIP CLUB
@NairobiGossipClubQ · 55,426
Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 43 here — alongside 42 others — read 23 August 2026
Mwangi Muthiora
@mwangimuthiora · 44,796
Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 51 here — alongside 50 others — read 27 August 2026
TUKO.co.ke News
@tuko_news · 24,592
Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 63 here — alongside 62 others — read 15 September 2026
Eliking
@eliking_m · 29,021
Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 30 here — alongside 29 others — read 8 September 2026
Kenyan News Panel
@kenyan_news_panel · 80,097
Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 19 August 2026
Nairobi Gossip Club
@NairobiGossipClubK · 359,804
Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 49 here — alongside 48 others — read 15 August 2026
OMGVoice Kenya
@OMGVoiceKE · 22,726
Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 40 here — alongside 39 others — read 20 September 2026
Kenyan Memes
@kenyan_memess · 111,146
Telegram ranks this channel #58 of 64 here — alongside 63 others — read 15 August 2026

This channel appears in 10 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“UdakuZone” (@udakuzonee), 12,780 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/udakuzonee.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.