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Юмор Православных

@umorprovoslav

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

9,194subscribers

-66 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001642648969
TypeChannel
Username@umorprovoslav
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 September 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/umorprovoslav

Topic

Religion — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 67% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

9,1949,2609,2277 August 2026 — 9,260 subscribers7 August 2026 — 9,260 subscribers11 August 2026 — 9,254 subscribers14 August 2026 — 9,242 subscribers17 August 2026 — 9,238 subscribers21 August 2026 — 9,236 subscribers24 August 2026 — 9,229 subscribers27 August 2026 — 9,221 subscribers31 August 2026 — 9,210 subscribers3 September 2026 — 9,209 subscribers9 September 2026 — 9,199 subscribers13 September 2026 — 9,194 subscribers7 August 202613 September 2026
12 measurements spanning 37 days, net -66. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 9,184–9,270 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Sept 2026, 12:009,194-5
9 Sept 2026, 13:369,199-10
3 Sept 2026, 23:389,209-1
31 Aug 2026, 04:589,210-11
27 Aug 2026, 19:249,221-8
24 Aug 2026, 12:029,229-7
21 Aug 2026, 00:229,236-2
17 Aug 2026, 13:379,238-4
14 Aug 2026, 14:559,242-12
11 Aug 2026, 03:159,254-6
7 Aug 2026, 19:319,260no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:199,260first reading

Engagement

138 posts held, back to 4 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 39 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
4.78%
avg views ÷ 9,194 subscribers
Avg views / post
440
69 posts measured
Reaction rate
7.23%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
69
of 138 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 August 2026
Posts held138 (4 August 202629 August 2026)
Views total30,330
Reactions total2,192
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken29 Aug 2026, 13:35 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
21m 25s
Average length
1m 11s

Measured directly from 18 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

4,452 reactions across 138 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣1,49133.5%
😁71216.0%
🙏70315.8%
💯4008.98%
👍3778.47%
2525.66%
😢952.13%
🙈922.07%
🥰821.84%
👏661.48%
🔥621.39%
😍310.696%
🕊270.606%
❤‍🔥240.539%
🙉130.292%
👎100.225%
😇100.225%
50.112%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 138 of the 138 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4,452 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 138 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 29 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 138 we hold a reading for · 1%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @umorprovoslav. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 138 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 4 August 2026 to 29 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

29 Aug 2026, 13:05 UTC39 views2 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Идёт урок Основ Православной культуры, священник раскрывает тему "Православие о семье и браке". Но никто не слушает: болтают о своём, хихикают, в морской бой играют. . Тогда батюшка и говорит: " А что сделать, чтобы не забеременеть, я расскажу чуть позже". . Все умолкают и внимательно слушают. А священник продолжает по теме и ни слова о контрацепции. . Урок закончился. - "Вопросы есть?" - "А что делать-то, батюшка?"

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29 Aug 2026, 11:05 UTC151 views13 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Старец упрекал молодого монаха: – В твоем возрасте я работал по десять часов в день, а еще десять проводил в молитве. Молодой монах отвечал: – Я восхищаюсь твоим юношеским рвением, отче, но еще больше меня восхищает твоя зрелость, благодаря которой ты оставил эти крайности. 💕Православный Юмор - Позитивный канал на каждый день Мы в МAX 🇷🇺

😁10👏2👎1

29 Aug 2026, 08:10 UTC237 views24 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Кто сказал, что человек рядом с Богом не столкнется с непредвиденными ситуациями? Что с ним не произойдет то, чего он не ожидал? Нет, не думай, что рядом со Христом, любя Господа, ты не будешь подвергаться жизненным испытаниям. Будешь, и очень многим. С одной лишь разницей: ты будешь знать, как их преодолевать. Из книги "Пусть Говорит Бог. Из бесед греческих духовников". 💕Православный Юмор - Позитивный канал на каж

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29 Aug 2026, 06:59 UTC245 views3 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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🚨 ПРОЧИТАЙТЕ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА 🚨 🙏 БРАТЬЯ И СЕСТРЫ, МЫ ВСЕ ВМЕСТЕ МОЖЕМ СПАСТИ ИКОНУ! ОНА РАССЫПАЕТСЯ У НАС НА ГЛАЗАХ 🙏 Меня зовут священник Роман Крупнов. Моё служение — в Георгиевском Белогостицком монастыре и в маленьких деревенских храмах под Ростовом Великим. Это древняя земля, где каждый камень помнит молитву. Здесь я нашёл своё призвание, здесь живёт моя душа.... Каждый день я вижу, как время разрушает святыни. Ст

2🙏1

29 Aug 2026, 05:05 UTC289 views24 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Аэропорт. Пассажиры стоят у трапа самолета и ждут, когда их пустят. Из самолета выходит уборщица со стопкой газет, которые она насобирала по сиденьям. Крик из толпы: - Ну вот, все газеты наши утащили, что мы теперь в полете будем читать? Уборщица, не оборачиваясь: - "Отче наш"! 💕Православный Юмор - Позитивный канал на каждый день Мы в МAX 🇷🇺

🙏14🤣7😁2👏1

28 Aug 2026, 16:10 UTC377 views29 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Священник на исповеди: - Чем грешны? - Я живу одна и грехов у меня нет. Батюшку в назидание рассказывает притчу из Пролога: - Один монах ушел из обители и уединился в пустыне, чтобы не грешить, ни на кого не раздражаться. Однажды пошёл он за водой с глиняным кувшином. Принёс, поставил на стол, а кувшин перевернулся и вода разлилась. Раздосадованный, он пошёл опять за водой. Так повторилось несколько раз. После че

🤣22💯7

28 Aug 2026, 14:34 UTC375 views13 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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😳🌲НЕ письмо из тайги...🌲😳 Дорогие мои! Сегодня решил написать традиционное "письмо из тайги" и не написал... Час промаялся, а мысли в слова так и не оформились. Почему? Потому, что строительный сезон в разгаре! Потому, что обнаружилась протечка в кровле и нужно срочно вызывать мастера исправить этот огрех. Потому, что подвис вопрос с окнами, нужно дождаться начала рабочего дня и проработать этот вопрос. А ещё по

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28 Aug 2026, 13:05 UTC387 views42 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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💕Православный Юмор - Позитивный канал на каждый день Мы в МAX 🇷🇺

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28 Aug 2026, 11:05 UTC407 views31 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Точно пить не будешь? Один батюшка затеял ремонт в своей, пережившей немало суровых годин церкви. Поставили леса под самый потолок. Оставшись в храме один, залез батюшка на самый верх, осматривать чудотворения местных реставраторов. Вдруг видит: отворилась дверь, и в церковь чуть не на коленях влез изрядно выпивший мужичонка. Заламывая руки, он начал громко причитать: «Господи, если Ты есть, спаси Ты меня от этой з

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28 Aug 2026, 08:10 UTC425 views40 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Дорогие наши отцы, братья и сёстры, 28 августа, Русская Православная Церковь празднует УСПЕНИЕ ПРЕСВЯТОЙ ВЛАДЫЧИЦЫ НАШЕЙ БОГОРОДИЦЫ И ПРИСНОДЕВЫ МАРИИ 💕Православный Юмор - Позитивный канал на каждый день Мы в МAX 🇷🇺

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28 Aug 2026, 05:05 UTC417 views23 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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«Не мудрствуйте лукаво», — говорили мудрецы. Но мы же легкие путей не ищем! 🤔 Система просит подсказку к паролю. Я думаю: «Имя кота? Нет, это слишком очевидно для хакеров!». Ввожу набор букв, который забуду раньше, чем закрою вкладку. Итог: я успешно защитил свои данные... от самого себя 😂 💕Православный Юмор - Позитивный канал на каждый день Мы в МAX 🇷🇺

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27 Aug 2026, 16:10 UTC440 views31 reactionsread 29 August 2026

🚔 «ДОРОГА К СОБРАНИЮ» Едет как-то раз священник на приходское собрание. Опаздывает, торопится… И вдруг его останавливает инспектор ГИБДД за превышение скорости: — Что же это вы, батюшка, правила нарушаете? 🚦 Священник, слегка смущённо пряча Библию на пассажирском сиденье: — Ох, простите! Я такой занятой — ничего не успеваю, столько дел! Столько работы — измотался вконец! Вот и сейчас: меня уже двадцать минут ждут,

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Showing the 12 most recent of 138 posts we hold for @umorprovoslav. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Юмор Православных” (@umorprovoslav), 9,194 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/umorprovoslav.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.