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Умпыч инвестирует

@umpych

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3,463subscribers

-66 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001737846820
TypeChannel
Username@umpych
Created24 November 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/umpych

Topic

Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

3,4633,5293,4967 August 2026 — 3,529 subscribers7 August 2026 — 3,529 subscribers7 August 2026 — 3,525 subscribers10 August 2026 — 3,520 subscribers13 August 2026 — 3,508 subscribers16 August 2026 — 3,503 subscribers19 August 2026 — 3,495 subscribers21 August 2026 — 3,492 subscribers25 August 2026 — 3,482 subscribers27 August 2026 — 3,508 subscribers31 August 2026 — 3,491 subscribers3 September 2026 — 3,495 subscribers8 September 2026 — 3,485 subscribers12 September 2026 — 3,476 subscribers15 September 2026 — 3,463 subscribers7 August 202615 September 2026
15 measurements spanning 40 days, net -66. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 3,453–3,539 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 21:003,463-13
12 Sept 2026, 07:193,476-9
8 Sept 2026, 10:383,485-10
3 Sept 2026, 00:173,495+4
31 Aug 2026, 03:553,491-17
27 Aug 2026, 17:123,508+26
25 Aug 2026, 02:533,482-10
21 Aug 2026, 22:373,492-3
19 Aug 2026, 02:243,495-8
16 Aug 2026, 07:273,503-5
13 Aug 2026, 02:233,508-12
10 Aug 2026, 03:533,520-5
7 Aug 2026, 14:173,525-4
7 Aug 2026, 02:153,529no change
7 Aug 2026, 02:083,529first reading

Engagement

14 posts held, back to 3 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 3 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

83 reactions across 9 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 45.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁3845.8%
2327.7%
👍1315.7%
😭56.02%
🐳22.41%
🤡22.41%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 83 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 3 July 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 17:55 UTC580 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Теперь, когда финальные дивы дошли, можно наконец-то подвести итоги Посчитать точную сумму, которую я потерял (сохранил)

3

3 Aug 2026, 20:26 UTC855 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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🔥ДЕРЖУ 10,000$ НА Hibachi ~20% APR Как я знаете я продал российские акции и перелился в доллары, решил не придумывать велосипед. Просто долил в очередной раз USDT в хранилище на DEX-PERP Hibachi Неоднократно писал, повторяться не буду. Это аналогичный пул как на Hyperliquid, актуальная доходность ~20% на стейблы + БЕСПЛАТНЫЕ ПОИНТЫ 👉ССЫЛКА НА ХРАНИЛИЩЕ FLP Сейчас хранилище расширили и каждый может внести свои USDT

2👍1

29 Jul 2026, 17:58 UTC≈1,010 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Соре сегодня без постика… Админа поймали за покупкой пива

3

29 Jul 2026, 17:58 UTC866 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @umpych_blogVideo message

Video message, posted without a caption

28 Jul 2026, 23:26 UTC≈1,120 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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✨Напомните завтра сделать пост Сейчас админ идет спать, он нагулялся по Питеру и очень устал

5🐳2👍1😁1

22 Jul 2026, 12:35 UTC≈1,650 views39 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Индекс Мосбиржи резко вырос на фоне новостей о том, что главный ру инфлюенсер "Умпыч" распродал весь портфель российских акций. Это состоялась 21 июля, с того дня рынок уверено отыгрывает падение.

😁354

21 Jul 2026, 15:06 UTC≈1,630 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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Прервал более 3х лет Стабильных-ежемесячных покупок российских акций. Долго не мог решиться, хотя нужно было сделать это раньше. Посчитаю точные цифры чуть позже

👍7😁2

8 Jul 2026, 10:39 UTC≈1,580 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @umpych_blogPhoto

3 месяца назад уже приходила и была успешно просрочена повестка по «сверке данных» 😇Сейчас опять пришло письмо счастья. Но точно не связано с тем, что в стране полная пизда и мясо мало. Не горю желанием испытывать судьбу дважды. Я честно отслужил срочку и один раз на ней уже повезло. (Я должен был поехать на границу менять дембелей) Зная свою удачу… второй раз точно не повезет.

😭51

7 Jul 2026, 17:08 UTC≈1,320 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @umpych_blogPhoto

🫣Тинькофф да вы ахуели Не дохуя ли бабок за связь сука… Ебать копать ========= P.s. как будто секс по телефону дешевле стоит блять

5 Jul 2026, 13:57 UTC≈1,220 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @tenevoyflotPhoto

⛽️ Бензиновая паника: Россия без нефти? Когда на АЗС появляются очереди, общество быстро скатывается в привычную формулу: «топлива нет», «всё продали за границу», «завтра будет хуже». Но в энергетике такие вещи почти никогда не объясняются одной причиной. Россия не столкнулась с кризисом нефти. С ресурсной базой у страны всё в порядке. Проблема лежит не в земле, а выше — в переработке, логистике, биржевых ценах и

👍42🤡2

4 Jul 2026, 13:45 UTC≈1,070 viewsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @umpych_steamPhoto

⚡️В ПЕРЕПРОДАЖЕ STEAM ВСЕ СТАБИЛЬНО! Показываю результаты почти пассивной перепродажи виртуальных предметов CS2 в Steam Новые ордера не выставлял, работают только старые , которые я выставлял через таблицу сравнения цен 👉 ТАБЛИЦА СРАВНЕНИЯ ЦЕН 💲За июнь заработал +20,840₽ Доходность за месяц +12% по Steam Суммарно 66 плюсовых сделок и 15 минусовых на -2400₽, но лишь потому что освобождал баланс Лучшие сделки в это

Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @umpych. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 5 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

TrueDad - Steam / Криптовалюта / Инвестиции
@truedadEducation · 54,911
Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 23 August 2026
Павел Сычёв | $ TradeParty $
@tradeparty1337 · 56,538
Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 23 August 2026
Clever Monkey [Заработок CS2; Инвестиции Steam]
@offclevermonkey · 28,576
Telegram ranks this channel #57 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 9 September 2026

This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Умпыч инвестирует” (@umpych), 3,463 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/umpych.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.