وقتی جمعه به جای اینکه تا لنگ ظهر بخوابی ۹ صبح بیدار میشی قرمه سبزی درست کنی، یعنی کاملا وارد بزرگسالی شدی.
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Channel
@utopiaisblue
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
3,014subscribers
-3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001388791919 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @utopiaisblue |
| Created | 20 June 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 13 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/utopiaisblue |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 15 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 45% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 06:38 | 3,014 | +9 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 17:35 | 3,005 | -3 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 09:56 | 3,008 | -13 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 09:33 | 3,021 | +7 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 05:12 | 3,014 | -13 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 12:55 | 3,027 | -5 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 02:13 | 3,032 | -5 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 07:12 | 3,037 | +12 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 17:08 | 3,025 | -2 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 18:14 | 3,027 | +6 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 15:54 | 3,021 | +5 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 11:38 | 3,016 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 20:02 | 3,017 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
وقتی جمعه به جای اینکه تا لنگ ظهر بخوابی ۹ صبح بیدار میشی قرمه سبزی درست کنی، یعنی کاملا وارد بزرگسالی شدی.
Signed yekta
همهی اینارو یکتایی که پیاماسه باید تحمل کنه🥰
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گوشیم شارژ نداره، یه شب وقت دارم لباس رو بدوزم، برق رفته واقعا میخوام بمیرم.
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Photo, posted without a caption
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وقتی سعی میکنم وانمود کنم برام مهم نیست انگار یه گلوله درست وسط سینم خورده.
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واقعا درست تر از این نمیتونست باشه :)
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Photo, posted without a caption
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Looking at my history I am bad at love.
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چیزی که برای ادامه زندگیم نیاز دارم:
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کاش هیچوقت هیچکس حس نکنه که کافی نیست.
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من هرکاری کردم هیچوقت نتونستم کافی باشم، نه برای خودم نه برای اطرافیانم و این چیزیه که همیشه باعث غمگین شدنم میشه.
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اگه سیوهای پینترست من رو ببینید میفهمید من چقدر عاشق زندگیام و لعنت به هرکی که منو اذیت میکنه.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @utopiaisblue. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“یوتوپیا” (@utopiaisblue), 3,014 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/utopiaisblue.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.