Когда жена мастер подобрать идеальную фотку под странную css верстку твоего сайта :)
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Channel
@vas3k_friends
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2,246subscribers
+171 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1002403074038 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @vas3k_friends |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/vas3k_friends |
Technology — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 91% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Sept 2026, 16:21 | 2,246 | +23 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 19:59 | 2,223 | +14 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 05:00 | 2,209 | +30 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 22:38 | 2,179 | +9 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 20:23 | 2,170 | +12 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 05:51 | 2,158 | +14 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 13:22 | 2,144 | +11 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 05:45 | 2,133 | +11 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 17:33 | 2,122 | +14 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 19:08 | 2,108 | +6 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 08:04 | 2,102 | +8 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 03:40 | 2,094 | +15 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 01:40 | 2,079 | +4 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 06:19 | 2,075 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 02:03 | 2,075 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 11 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
1,187 reactions across 11 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 352 | 29.7% | |
| 😁 | 349 | 29.4% | |
| 🔥 | 327 | 27.5% | |
| 👍 | 81 | 6.82% | |
| 💔 | 26 | 2.19% | |
| 🫡 | 17 | 1.43% | |
| 🤯 | 9 | 0.758% | |
| 😱 | 8 | 0.674% | |
| 🥰 | 8 | 0.674% | |
| 👌 | 5 | 0.421% | |
| 🤔 | 4 | 0.337% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 0.084% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,187 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 11 July 2026 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Когда жена мастер подобрать идеальную фотку под странную css верстку твоего сайта :)
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Сегодня ровно месяц моему эксперименту: тогда я написал бота, который синхронизирует все мои посты из всех соцсетей между собой (be-everywhere-bot если чо на гитхабе), даже с поддержкой тредов. Ради кека решил туда добавить даже сетки, где которые я вообще никогда не открываю, типа Threads и Bsky. Итого: Твитор: единственная соцсеть с платным API. Для моих задач стоит копейки, а вот постить через API будет литералл…
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Шутить над качеством современного софта от Apple это уже как младенцев избивать, но сегодня макось прямо посреди написания поста просто взяла и отключила мне русский язык :D Первый раз такое вижу. Санкции пришли откуда не ждали!
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Но какое же охуенное и забытое чувство — пойти с братаном на улицу выгуливать свои Никоны. У него F3, у меня Z6, на который я обновился буквально пару месяцев назад после 10+ лет с моим любимым D750 Как же сложно привыкать к беззеркалкам... Зовите выгуливать свои камеры тоже!
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Жёлтая штука сверху — 4 евро. Жёлтая штука снизу — 490000 евро. Берлинские контрасты :) И да, мне тоже пофиг на феррари, но что берлинский у-бан стал стоить 4 евро — это пиздец! Даже в Нью-Йорке метро дешевле...
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Пытались придумать круглую версию флага Вастрик Флота... Казалось бы что может быть проще, чем вписать треугольник и крестик внутрь круга, да?
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По дороге во Францию внезапно понял, что был во всех из топ-15 крупнейших городов Германии, кроме… Франкфурта оО На обратном пути пришлось исправляться И Франкфурт охуенный! Легко влетает в мой личный топ-3, подвинув Дюссельдорф и всерьез вступает в схватку даже с Гамбургом И чо все в Берлин едут, не понимаю! Мне кажется для условных москвичей Франкфурт будет самым понятным городом Германии — вот тут банкиры и за…
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Когда забрался в такие ебеня, что в целом уже и до Барселоны всего 3 часа езды так-то... Буся, живи! Когда за бортом +38°C, нам всем тяжело, да, но мы справимся! Даже если придется учить французский прям на автосервисе. Зато вот даже оффроуд нашли, ну как свиньи в грязь прям
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Ух вот это новости про t .me. Черногория, вы чо там опять? Кто тоже ищет временный фикс — заменяйте пока на telegram .me (фан факт, я на могу писать эти домены без пробела, потому что твиттер их тоже заблокировал, кек)
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Катаемся второй день на такой булочке! У друзей права отобрали, она год на улице стоит, уже заплесневела внутри и травой поросла. Говорят заберите катайтесь, а я чо, это же БЕСПЛАТНАЯ МИАТА! Оттерли плесень с хлоркой, накачали колеса, запитали и подкурили прямо от Буси и кайф! А цвет-то какой, ну! Тормоза правда заржавели, но когда ты с диким скрипом подъезжаешь к перекрестку и тебе даже велосипедисты кричат ХЕХЕ …
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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @vas3k_friends. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Вастрик для друзей” (@vas3k_friends), 2,246 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vas3k_friends.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.