Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
9 measurements spanning 43 days, net +12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 615–632 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 20:37
630
+7
11 Sept 2026, 01:37
623
+3
3 Sept 2026, 00:27
620
-1
27 Aug 2026, 06:05
621
-2
19 Aug 2026, 21:43
623
-2
12 Aug 2026, 23:09
625
+8
6 Aug 2026, 22:22
617
-1
6 Aug 2026, 17:34
618
no change
6 Aug 2026, 10:06
618
first reading
Engagement
6 posts held, back to 28 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 6 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
390 reactions across 6 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
custom 5373311405090938996
106
27.2%
❤🔥
77
19.7%
custom 5442616732545983624
71
18.2%
custom 5195248443320190439
40
10.3%
💔
36
9.23%
custom 5316562337216350432
27
6.92%
custom 5818852311442657960
15
3.85%
❤
13
3.33%
🔥
4
1.03%
🙏
1
0.256%
Custom emoji. 5 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 6 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 390 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 6 most recent posts we hold, published 28 March 2026 to 28 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
8
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 6 we hold a reading for · 33%
Most on one post
7
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @vladoni_massage. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 6 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 28 March 2026 to 28 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
продолжение
предыдущего поста.
в сентябре у меня будут вырезать кисту из десны
огромная такая бубылда, размером с 2 кубика сахара
кто не знает, что это такое
я поясню, как понимаю сам
в организме появляется инфекция, в моем случае, в корне зуба
и организм не может эту инфекцию сам нейтрализовать и просто создает вокруг нее такое буферное пространство из какой-то жижи нейтральной, которая не позволяет этой инфекции…
давно хочется вам одну историю рассказать
хоть она и может вам показаться странным выбором после столь длительного перерыва в ведении канала.
надеюсь, вам хватит терпения дочитать до конца и проникнуться атмосферой
а мне ясности ума, чтобы выразить словами именно то, что просится наружу.
спасибо, что оставались на канале
и приятного вам прочтения!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
это было года 4 назад
я иногда приходил в ЛюБань…
- дорогой, где ты был?
- бегал!
простите, дорогие подписчики
жоска пропал 😈
в голове то и дело зарождаются новые посты и старые нерасказанные истории, но так и не доходят руки их оформить и выложить сюда 👀
живу прекрасную жизнь, провожу вечеринки, взаимно люблю роскошных женщин и делаю свои классные массажики.
ну отвечая на вопрос из заголовка поста
бегаю..
бегаю по врачам!
такие дела 🐱
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
у меня есть не…
пин-ап на болоте
ни за что не догадаетесь, кто умудрился в самом начале нашей вылазки залить свои сапоги водой и весь поход ходил ими и хлюпал 🤪
тонко намекнул на этого бедолагу в первом паке фоточек 🐱
p.s.: все оч уставшие, подмерзшие, но оч довольные, вернулись домой и отогрелись веганскими пельмешками. все хорошо :3
🐱 — жаль этого добряка...
❤️🔥 — ждем остальные фотки!
Топи: Духи Огня
17 апреля, спб 🤩
23:30 — 06:00
большая тактильная
вечеринка в духе
славянского фэнтези
🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿
⭐️⭐️⭐️
⭐️⭐️⭐️от Влада Они и Сúриал
🅰️сть одна ночь в середине весны, когда в болотной чаще у алтаря собираются существа из славянских мифов, доблестные русы и очаровательные бимбо-дриады, ведьмы из глуши, лешие и русалки.
🌿🌿🌿они встречаются лишь для того, чтобы до рассвета поза…
простите, что долго не постил
становился болотной хтонью
готовим с командой тактильную вечеринку
в духе славянского фэнтези
посмотрите немного на меня
и скоро скину сюда анонс :3
Showing the 6 most recent of 6 posts we hold for @vladoni_massage. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 5 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Хочу к тебе, Vlad Oni” (@vladoni_massage), 630 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vladoni_massage.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.