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НеВодоканалПолтава

@vodokanal_Poltava

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937subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001496641772
TypeChannel
Username@vodokanal_Poltava
Created11 March 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/vodokanal_Poltava

Topic

Local community — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 62% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

935940937.56 August 2026 — 936 subscribers6 August 2026 — 936 subscribers13 August 2026 — 935 subscribers21 August 2026 — 938 subscribers28 August 2026 — 937 subscribers5 September 2026 — 940 subscribers14 September 2026 — 937 subscribers9376 August 202614 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 38 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 934–941 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Sept 2026, 08:41937-3
5 Sept 2026, 16:39940+3
28 Aug 2026, 17:13937-1
21 Aug 2026, 07:04938+3
13 Aug 2026, 05:56935-1
6 Aug 2026, 22:45936no change
6 Aug 2026, 22:33936first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 21 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

181 reactions across 16 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤯5228.7%
😁2312.7%
🔥2011.0%
❤179.39%
👀168.84%
😱158.29%
👍147.73%
💯84.42%
😍52.76%
✍21.10%
😢21.10%
🤣21.10%
🤬21.10%
❤‍🔥10.552%
🌚10.552%
🤝10.552%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 181 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 16:18 UTC131 views5 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Хоч хтось це сказав вголос! Борис Філатов заявив, що дехто з керманичів на Полтавщині тримає нас всіх за ідіотів, — міський голова Дніпра у Facebook. От тільки чого Бориса Альбертовича тригернув допис аж за 14 квітня? НеВодоканал

💯2😁2🔥1

5 Aug 2026, 18:35 UTC226 views9 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Ціни просто смішні: фермери не можуть вигідно продати цьогорічний урожай зернових культур та вимушені поки зберігати зерно, — Суспільне. Усі ранні культури, зокрема, озима пшениця, здешевшали на понад 30 % порівняно з минулим роком. А це нижче собівартості... НеВодоканал

🤯4😢2👀1🤣1😱1

4 Aug 2026, 17:28 UTC340 views10 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Набирайте воду! Пів міста буде завтра без водопостачання, — водоканал. З 08:30 до завершення ремонтних робіт без води будуть: • Алмазний • Половки • Сади-1 • Сади-2 • Сади-3 • Розсошенці • Садовий. НеВодоканал

👍4🤯3✍2❤1

3 Aug 2026, 13:24 UTC336 views15 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Оце діло! Дороги поливають у Полтаві! НеВодоканал

❤7🔥5👍2👀1

3 Aug 2026, 10:24 UTC331 views11 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Коригував удари по полтавських АЗС та здав власну частину: російського агента затримали у Полтаві, — СБУ. «Кротом» виявився мобілізований. Він фотографував заправки та збирав координати базувань ЗСУ. Зрадника затримали на місці служби. За яйця підвісити це падло! НеВодоканал

🤯9👀1👍1

31 Jul 2026, 17:04 UTC426 views15 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Video

Оце так красень! Повечеряти може вся сім'я одним грибочком, якого знайшли сьогодні у Нових Санжарах, — Оля Ск. НеВодоканал

🔥8❤4👍2😱1

30 Jul 2026, 16:18 UTC431 views15 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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І це спаскудили! Якісь падлюки пошкодили новий мурал на Панянському бульварі, — соцмережі. Арт-об'єкт проіснував лише тиждень... НеВодоканал

🤯10👀3👍1😁1

30 Jul 2026, 14:49 UTC425 views8 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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То це такий вигляд має втома? Шлях Михайла Федорова до МО вирішили прокласти через Полтаву🤷‍♂️ Але схожого намалювали! НеВодоканал

😁6👍1🔥1

29 Jul 2026, 09:30 UTC446 views18 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Кому заважали? Якісь падлюки розкурочили квіткову арку у сквері на вул. 1100-річчя Полтави, — Декоративні культури. Піймать би та по руках, по руках! НеВодоканал

🤯9💯6🤬2👀1

28 Jul 2026, 10:52 UTC451 views12 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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То це вже й собаки не треба? Чималого павука виявили в хаті у Вільховатці, — Yurii Malakhov. А на хвіртку табличку: "Зважайте! Без ланцюга та намордника гуляє наш улюбленець павук Сірко!". Якщо, конєшно, то вже не його хата. Бо Адмін якби таке побачив, то його б уже і відспівали... НеВодоканал

😱5😁4👀3

27 Jul 2026, 09:31 UTC465 views12 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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От що в тій голові? Студентка, шукаючи легких грошей, стала агенткою фсб і намагалася влаштувати «блекаут» у Полтаві, — СБУ. Дівчина проводила дорозвідку поблизу ключових енергооб’єктів регіону, які живлять обласний центр та прилеглі райони. Також вона об’їжджала регіон на таксі і здійснювала фото- та відеофіксацію підрозділів української ППО. НеВодоканал

🤯8😱2❤1👀1

24 Jul 2026, 19:14 UTC637 views4 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Набирайте воду, поки є! З 23:00 буде припинено водопостачання у чималій частині Полтави, — водоканал. Сухими будуть: • Поділ • Левада • Новобудова • Климівка • Лісок • вул. Охтирський Шлях, 1–109 та 2–124 та прилеглі вулиці. НеВодоканал

👍2🤝1🤯1

Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @vodokanal_Poltava. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Фонтан за мільйон Полтава
@fontan1000000 · 23,032
Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 19 September 2026
VPLT
@v_plt · 26,025
Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 13 September 2026
ПЕРША ЧЕРГА, 1 ПІДГРУПА💡 ПОЛТАВСЬКА ОБЛАСТЬ
@mo3ambik_gpv_1 · 26,287
Telegram ranks this channel #46 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 12 September 2026
МОЗАМБІК.МЕДІА: Лубни, Пирятин, Хорол, Гребінка, Оржиця
@mo3ambik · 35,750
Telegram ranks this channel #67 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 4 September 2026

This channel appears in 4 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“НеВодоканалПолтава” (@vodokanal_Poltava), 937 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vodokanal_Poltava.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.