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Channel
1926МЫСЛИ
@vulfcanseeyou
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry
11,841subscribers
+21 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001374133845 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @vulfcanseeyou |
| Created | 14 February 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 31 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/vulfcanseeyou |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 82% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 12:36 | 11,841 | +5 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 07:58 | 11,836 | +2 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 10:19 | 11,834 | -2 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 16:42 | 11,836 | -2 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 15:18 | 11,838 | -26 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 08:22 | 11,864 | -2 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 15:00 | 11,866 | +1 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 23:29 | 11,865 | -2 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 22:36 | 11,867 | +2 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 21:35 | 11,865 | -1 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 00:35 | 11,866 | +5 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 04:03 | 11,861 | -6 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 06:07 | 11,867 | -4 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 05:19 | 11,871 | +1 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 05:13 | 11,870 | -4 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 02:29 | 11,874 | -6 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 02:08 | 11,880 | -3 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 16:38 | 11,883 | -2 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 16:36 | 11,885 | +8 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 20:04 | 11,877 | first reading |
Engagement
139 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 47 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 38.8%
- avg views ÷ 11,841 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 4,590
- 27 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 27
- of 139 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 139 (1 August 2026 – 2 September 2026) |
| Views total | 124,060 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 2 Sept 2026, 23:35 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 57s
- Average length
- 14s
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
Photo, posted without a caption
ставь лайк если хочеш чтобы я сдох💔
Posted without readable text
как же заебала школа приходи ко мне после уроков будем играть в гта и есть чипсы
Photo, posted without a caption
пиво комнатной температуры
НУ У МЕНЯ ЕБАННЫЙ ПИЗДЕЦ В КОМНАТЕ
ты никогда не узнаешь что такое драндулет
Хочу себе рыбу в ипотеку аквариум большой дерево
почему папич постоянно говорит на английском но with произносит как вис
если бы динозавры реально были крутыми то они бы не умерли
Showing the 12 most recent of 139 posts we hold for @vulfcanseeyou. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
разговариваешь сам с собой?
- часто62%
- иногда32%
- нет6%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 139 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 2 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
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@ewione · 2371 postЧВК "PLAGUE" #444 #GRUZ2083
@fgbxplague · 1191 postкишки яндере щитпост
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@killing_a_puppy · 471 postkillpost.txt // 🎱
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@lyohaeblan · 1751 postMERZSKAYA
@merzskaya70s · 891 postэлектрический щитпост
@mybrainispoisonous · 1611 postнетян, удали!
@netyan_ydali · 4361 postотрицание от™
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@pariahshit · 461 postpouzi 🦎
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@resaltich · 91 postдозость
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@shizoash · 291 postGENNAD’EVI4
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@sosaltvoigubi · 201 postсвятой источник*
@sviatoi_istochnik · 281 postSXMON
@sxXMON · 821 postТЫ ОФИГЕВШИЙ ВЭНЧИК?
@vanillavanchik · 431 post5346 ак. SHIT
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Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
@lyohaeblan · 1753 postsdmtshitboy
@dmtboyshit · 2,4712 postsотрицание от™
@otrecanieoi · 1242 postsaxyqa
@prodaxyqa · 1,9552 postsБлядятинки
@blyadayinki · 1511 postdekma из агонии
@dekma_vulf · 16,5161 postЕБАНЫЕ ЖИВОТНЫЕ
@dumbanimals · 2,1181 postkoff_ce
@koff_ce · 1,4061 postкхрск
@kxpck · 1,5141 postэлектрический щитпост
@mybrainispoisonous · 1611 postSHTRIHCOD#
@sh3hco · 5,4121 postштрихпòстъ
@sh3hcodd · 4,8841 post
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“1926МЫСЛИ” (@vulfcanseeyou), 11,841 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vulfcanseeyou.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.