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54,618subscribers

-820 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001002142284
TypeChannel
Username@yoursecrets
Created22 September 2015 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 November 2026
Measurements held62
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/yoursecrets

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 82% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

54,61855,50255,0605 August 20266 November 2026
62 measurements spanning 93 days, net -820. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 54,485–55,635 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 62
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Nov 2026, 11:3654,618-8
5 Nov 2026, 11:1654,626-19
4 Nov 2026, 11:0954,645-17
3 Nov 2026, 11:0654,662-11
2 Nov 2026, 07:3454,673-8
1 Nov 2026, 09:0954,681-19
31 Oct 2026, 06:4454,700-14
30 Oct 2026, 03:3654,714-25
29 Oct 2026, 00:2854,739-12
28 Oct 2026, 02:1154,751-5
26 Oct 2026, 22:3154,756-4
25 Oct 2026, 20:3554,760-4
24 Oct 2026, 20:0154,764-18
23 Oct 2026, 22:0054,782-23
22 Oct 2026, 21:4554,805+10
21 Oct 2026, 17:2154,795-26
20 Oct 2026, 14:5754,821-2
19 Oct 2026, 15:2754,823-26
18 Oct 2026, 17:1654,849+4
17 Oct 2026, 15:4754,845first reading

Engagement

872 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 186 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
10.7%
avg views ÷ 54,618 subscribers
Avg views / post
5,850
275 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.83%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
277
of 872 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 274 of 275 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 November 2026
Posts held872 (4 August 2026 – 6 November 2026)
Views total1,607,620
Reactions total45,361
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Nov 2026, 11:04 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

146,326 reactions across 855 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁34,49423.6%
🤯27,92719.1%
❤20,53214.0%
😢16,14611.0%
🤮13,5489.26%
🤬9,2566.33%
💔7,0384.81%
😨7,0104.79%
custom 54272073218958571893,5182.40%
🔥3,4742.37%
🥰2,0261.38%
😡6000.41%
🤗4300.294%
😍3270.223%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 863 of the 872 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 147,769 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 872 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 6 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
22
across the posts below
Posts paid on
17
of 865 we hold a reading for · 2%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @yoursecrets. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 872 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 4 August 2026 to 6 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Advertising

Ad load
0.115%
1 of 872 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
4,810
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
6,040
over 864 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2W5zFGzPEu717 October 20267 October 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 872 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 6 November 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 3 of 277 posts held from the last 30 days (1.08%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

6 Nov 2026, 09:05 UTC≈1,940 views68 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Сварила компот из сухофруктов. Пока был горячий, наливала из кастрюли себе и мужу половником. Как остыл, решила перелить. Заглядываю в кастрюлю, а там куча беленьких червячков плавает. Видимо, в яблоках завелись. Сижу в ужасе над кастрюлей, зову мужа. Он пришёл, заглянул в кастрюлю, сказал, что компот вкусный и выливать жалко, процедил всё через сито в бутылку, налил себе стакан и пошёл работать. #Подслушано_фууу П…

😁59🔥4❤3🤮2

6 Nov 2026, 07:05 UTC≈2,990 views87 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Был в ночном клубе, встретил там бывшего одноклассника. Он при мне украл деньги из трусов стриптизерши, когда та извивалась перед нами. #Подслушано_наблюдения Подслушано и Пошлое

🤯46😁29🤮11🤗1

5 Nov 2026, 21:05 UTC≈4,180 views82 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Библиотека, тишина, только шорох переворачивающихся страниц, стук пальцев по клавиатуре и… ты. Чувак, которого слышит весь зал с четырёхметровыми потолками и потрясающей акустикой. Твой нос отчаянно пытается дышать сквозь сопли. Ты так сладко шмыгаешь и периодически глотаешь содержимое носоглотки, только это всё равно не помогает. Но ты настойчив и сидишь до победного. Сидишь прямо рядом с моим правым ухом! Чёрт воз…

😁45custom 542720732189585718915😢11🔥7🤮3🥰1

5 Nov 2026, 19:05 UTC≈4,470 views112 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Сидели как-то на лоджии у подруги и пили вино. Я смотрю наверх и задумчиво говорю: "Странно, пожарный люк есть, а лестницы нет, ведь так можно и ноги переломать". На что мне подруга очень изумленно: "Это что, люк?" Я ей говорю: "Да! Вот же и у тебя есть". Она изумилась еще больше, и я, понимая, что она шокирована, спрашиваю: "А ты что думала?" На что мне подруга отвечает: "Погреб!" Жила она на 13-м этаже, не блондин…

😁101🤯9❤1custom 54272073218958571891

5 Nov 2026, 17:05 UTC≈4,730 views121 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Когда была беременна, мы продавали свою квартиру и покупали новую. И я очень обрадовалась, что по всем параметрам нам подошла квартира на 1-м этаже. Другие варианты я больше даже не рассматривала, потому что боялась, что, когда ребёнок родится, я выкину его в окно и он умрёт. У меня не было цели причинить ребёнку вред, просто боялась, что вдруг случится помутнение, например, от недосыпа, и я это сделаю. То есть шанс…

🤯89❤19😁8😢3🤮2

5 Nov 2026, 15:05 UTC≈4,830 views145 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Меня растила одна мама, об отце я знаю только то, что он слился, едва она сообщила ему о беременности. И вроде жили неплохо, на жизнь хватало — носили хорошую одежду, хорошо питались. Отдыхали, правда, только в деревне у бабушки, но и там было хорошо. Но меня до слёз расстраивала одна мамина привычка: когда у нас с классом намечалась какая-то экскурсия, она всегда давала согласие, а в день самой поездки у неё вдруг …

😢99🤯20🤮19❤5🤗1😁1

5 Nov 2026, 13:34 UTC≈4,830 views76 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Photo

Когда мне было лет девять, играли с мальчишками в догонялки в старом двухэтажном доме барачного типа. Дом готовили под снос, деревянные полы уже сняли — остались только балки на приличном расстоянии друг от друга. Все уже выбежали на улицу, а я один остался на втором этаже. Бегу, прыгаю по этим балкам, и в один момент не рассчитал силы: прыгнул и почувствовал, что теряю равновесие. Начал падать, успел попрощаться с …

🥰43❤22🤯9😁2

5 Nov 2026, 13:05 UTC≈4,850 views122 reactionsread 6 November 2026

До сих пор ненавижу школу, хотя давно закончила. Вот никогда не пойму, что там может понравиться в этом филиале ада. Собрать кучу долбоебов, которые просто родились в один год, и заставлять их заниматься тупой нудной хернёй — это отличная идея! За 11 лет поменяла 8 коллективов и никогда не встречала больше пары приличных людей в одном классе, да и толковых учителей видела мало. Во всех моих школах были зоновские зак…

😁61❤24🤮20🔥9🤯7😢1

5 Nov 2026, 11:05 UTC≈5,220 views186 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Стал невероятно злиться на свою жену. Она не работает. У нас нет детей, мы это обговорили, и этот выбор я уважаю. Работаю я один, с 8 до 6. Иногда задерживаюсь на подработках. Еду домой час-полтора. Мой доход выше среднего по городу. У нас своя квартира. У меня никогда не было от нее ожидания заработка, т. к. я знаю, что заниматься домом и деньгами одновременно невозможно. Но она вообще ничего не делает! Дома грязно…

😢134custom 542720732189585718920❤16💔15🤮1

5 Nov 2026, 09:05 UTC≈5,300 views195 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Невероятной случайностью для меня стала встреча с мужем. Три года сидела на сайте знакомств и не решилась встретиться ни с одним из них. Не знаю, как так сложилось, что встретилась именно с ним. А потом свадьба через 7 месяцев, новый дом в Германии, купили хостел в Риге, сейчас смотрим еще один в Бангкоке. Мир перевернулся, и больше я не офисный планктон с нищенской ЗП. Новые люди, страны, города. #Подслушано_успех …

❤122🔥60🤗8custom 54272073218958571893😁2

5 Nov 2026, 07:05 UTC≈5,400 views218 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Мне было лет 8, когда мы переехали в новую квартиру. Вскоре мама забеременела, поэтому они с папой решили не ставить замки ни на одну дверь, объясняя это тем, что для их младшенького чада все двери должны быть открыты. С тех пор мой брат иногда заходил случайно в туалет, где я сидела на унитазе. Мама заходила в ванную помыть лапы собаке, когда я там мылась. И я заходила случайно в их комнату, когда они по-тихому обж…

🤯147❤36😁25💔9🤗1

4 Nov 2026, 21:05 UTC≈5,800 views162 reactions1 Starread 6 November 2026

Лежала как-то в больничке после операции по удалению аппендицита. День второй где-то. Лежу, постанываю. А телевизор на весь этаж только в нашей палате был, да и серия какого-то мыльного бразильского сериала тоже последняя была, и контингент соответствующий сериалу. И вот перед началом показа полэтажа сбегалось к нам. Под самый занавес на порог притопала, шаркая, бабка лет так под 80–85. Ну, ей остальные кричат: "Дав…

😁151🔥5❤2🥰2custom 54272073218958571892

Showing the 12 most recent of 872 posts we hold for @yoursecrets. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Posts edited after publishing

@yoursecrets edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
20 August 2026
Most recent edit
4 October 2026

Posts recorded as deleted after publishing

We recorded 1 post on @yoursecrets as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.

A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.

First seen missing
22 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
22 August 2026
Median time before seen missing
22 hours
Seen missing in the last 30 days
0

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Подслушано” (@yoursecrets), 54,618 subscribers as measured 6 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/yoursecrets.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.