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@yoursecrets

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55,114subscribers

-324 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001002142284
TypeChannel
Username@yoursecrets
DescriptionЗдесь говорят о тебе! Прислать свой секрет: https://ideer.ru/add Все наши ресурсы и связь: https://taplink.cc/podslushano Модерация и разбан: @ideer_helpbot A+: https://clck.ru/3MtoPp Реклама: https://telega.in/channels/yoursecrets/card/?r=M0C94GDoQqJR
Created22 September 2015measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held35
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/yoursecrets

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 82% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

55,11455,50255,3085 August 2026 — 55,438 subscribers6 August 2026 — 55,438 subscribers6 August 2026 — 55,430 subscribers7 August 2026 — 55,434 subscribers8 August 2026 — 55,468 subscribers10 August 2026 — 55,494 subscribers11 August 2026 — 55,502 subscribers12 August 2026 — 55,494 subscribers13 August 2026 — 55,489 subscribers14 August 2026 — 55,486 subscribers16 August 2026 — 55,502 subscribers17 August 2026 — 55,487 subscribers18 August 2026 — 55,471 subscribers19 August 2026 — 55,455 subscribers20 August 2026 — 55,449 subscribers21 August 2026 — 55,414 subscribers22 August 2026 — 55,431 subscribers24 August 2026 — 55,408 subscribers25 August 2026 — 55,391 subscribers26 August 2026 — 55,476 subscribers27 August 2026 — 55,318 subscribers28 August 2026 — 55,340 subscribers29 August 2026 — 55,320 subscribers30 August 2026 — 55,306 subscribers31 August 2026 — 55,310 subscribers1 September 2026 — 55,305 subscribers2 September 2026 — 55,267 subscribers4 September 2026 — 55,279 subscribers6 September 2026 — 55,282 subscribers9 September 2026 — 55,231 subscribers12 September 2026 — 55,181 subscribers13 September 2026 — 55,161 subscribers15 September 2026 — 55,156 subscribers17 September 2026 — 55,142 subscribers19 September 2026 — 55,114 subscribers5 August 202619 September 2026
35 measurements spanning 45 days, net -324. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 55,056–55,560 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 14:5755,114-28
17 Sept 2026, 05:1955,142-14
15 Sept 2026, 08:0155,156-5
13 Sept 2026, 18:4055,161-20
12 Sept 2026, 00:1855,181-50
9 Sept 2026, 14:1755,231-51
6 Sept 2026, 04:2055,282+3
4 Sept 2026, 01:3755,279+12
2 Sept 2026, 15:5255,267-38
1 Sept 2026, 12:3455,305-5
31 Aug 2026, 13:3455,310+4
30 Aug 2026, 16:0655,306-14
29 Aug 2026, 17:3755,320-20
28 Aug 2026, 14:0455,340+22
27 Aug 2026, 12:2555,318-158
26 Aug 2026, 15:4555,476+85
25 Aug 2026, 18:5455,391-17
24 Aug 2026, 15:3755,408-23
22 Aug 2026, 20:0455,431+17
21 Aug 2026, 13:0255,414first reading

Engagement

434 posts held, back to 4 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 92 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
11.0%
avg views ÷ 55,114 subscribers
Avg views / post
6,040
276 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.84%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
278
of 434 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 19 September 2026
Posts held434 (4 August 202619 September 2026)
Views total1,666,340
Reactions total47,355
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken20 Sept 2026, 03:19 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
2,380
Videos
93
Links
5,540

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 20 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

73,608 reactions across 423 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁19,90927.0%
🤯13,77018.7%
9,46612.9%
😢7,2359.83%
🤮6,0358.20%
🤬4,9996.79%
💔3,9285.34%
😨3,3754.59%
custom 54272073218958571892,0442.78%
🔥1,8732.54%
🥰4720.641%
🤗2110.287%
😡1500.204%
😍1410.192%

Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 431 of the 434 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 75,051 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 434 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 19 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
12
across the posts below
Posts paid on
11
of 431 we hold a reading for · 3%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @yoursecrets. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 434 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 4 August 2026 to 19 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

19 Sept 2026, 21:05 UTC≈1,710 views19 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Всё лето ездила на велике на работу. Проезжая мимо трансформаторной будки, постоянно задерживала дыхание. Воняло так, что аж глаза слезились. А осенью наблюдала с балкона, как из-под этой будки вытаскивали уже разложившийся труп. Корю себя: за всё лето я даже не пыталась ничего сделать, думала, там какая-нибудь кошка сдохла, а возможно, этого человека искали родственники, надеялись на лучшее… #Подслушано_чернуха П

😢16💔21

19 Sept 2026, 19:05 UTC≈2,990 views51 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Мне 21, наконец-то смогла позволить себе снять квартиру. Всю неделю ходила счастливая, одухотворённая, пока не началась какая-то чертовщина. Прихожу домой после учёбы и работы — вода в чайнике горячая, ночью из ванной странные звуки, иногда ручка входной двери начинает дёргаться, будто с обратной стороны кто-то судорожно пытается открыть дверь, хотя за дверью никого. Не верю в мистику, но из квартиры съезжаю в ближа

😁27🤯19🤗31custom 54272073218958571891

19 Sept 2026, 17:05 UTC≈3,640 views96 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Зависима от качественной, вкусной, дорогой еды. Избирательна настолько, что далеко не в каждом ресторане вкусно. Стейки из прекрасного мяса идеальной прожарки, бульон из петуха выгульного содержания… Я прекрасно готовлю все шедевры дома. Проблема в том, что я живу одна, а дорогие качественные продукты не получается покупать и готовить понемногу. Того же петуха купить можно только целиком. А из заморозки уже потом не

🤯43🤮26😁14😢13

19 Sept 2026, 15:06 UTC≈4,090 views96 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Я попала в очень серьёзное ДТП, за рулём был мой парень, пострадала только я. Была в коме, мне выбило половину зубов, я вся в шрамах. Все говорят, что он виноват, ну и я же не должна, по идее, такое прощать… Но я, блин, люблю его и вообще не знаю, что мне делать. Вот сижу, мечтаю, чтобы за рулём был кто-то левый в тот момент — я бы так от души его послала. #Подслушано_пиздец Подслушано и Пошлое

😢61🤯15🤬11😁4🤮32

19 Sept 2026, 13:05 UTC≈4,420 views196 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Посещаю фитнес-клуб, где имеются общие сауна и хаммам. Сидел в хаммаме, зашла женщина с девочкой лет 5. Вскоре я вышел подышать в общий зал, а следом выбежала девочка и направилась в сторону женской душевой. Мужик, стоявший рядом, попытался ущипнуть ребёнка. Я молча, на рефлексе, отшвырнул мужика и прижал к стене так, что ребёнок не увидел, а вышедшая мама стала объяснять, что это папа девочки. Было неловко. #Подсл

custom 542720732189585718995🥰48😁2721🤯5

19 Sept 2026, 11:06 UTC≈4,600 views116 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Приснилось, что прямо перед моей кроватью стоит Газманов (всегда нравились его песни) и ужасающе гогочет — так мерзко, что пробирает до самого мозга. Я отчётливо видела его образ. Это продолжалось на протяжении часа. Мне приснилось, что я проснулась, кричала, пинала воздух, закрывала уши, плакала — жуткая истерика. Звала на помощь, но не могла вспомнить имена семьи, чтобы позвать. И вот как объяснить, что орущий Газ

😁79😨257🤯3custom 54272073218958571892

19 Sept 2026, 09:05 UTC≈4,790 views109 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Хочу купить квартиру, уже несколько недель ищу. И я не могу понять, почему люди вместо адекватных фотографий, по которым можно реально оценить размеры и состояние квартиры, выкладывают размытые фото шкафов с кусочком стены, люстры с трёх разных ракурсов, десять суперчётких фото подъезда и миллион фотографий находящихся рядом достопримечательностей? Причём пишут, что ремонт свежий и всё ок. Это развод или я чего-то не

😁78😡19custom 54272073218958571896🔥42

19 Sept 2026, 07:05 UTC≈5,020 views148 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Иногда мужья вспоминают бывших, как те хорошо готовили или были худее. А мой всех переплюнул. Ноет, что любовь, которая бросила его ещё в универе, ныне вышла замуж за богатого француза и живёт в доме, больше похожем на замок, с личным виноградником и двумя очаровательными малышами. Мне, конечно, французские богачи, к сожалению, и впрямь не по уровню, но подумываю тоже уйти. Я-то, глупая, думала, в семье важна любовь,

💔102😢364🤮4😁1custom 54272073218958571891

18 Sept 2026, 21:05 UTC≈5,560 views135 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Мы с пацанами (19–22 года) бухали в клубе, а наутро я проснулся в обнимку с бомжом на вокзале в соседнем городе. Без денег, телефона и документов. Я потратил весь день, чтобы накопить на электричку обратно. До сих пор вспоминаю с ужасом. Даже посещали мысли бросить пить. #Подслушано_пьянь Подслушано и Пошлое

😁96🤯21🤮107custom 54272073218958571891

18 Sept 2026, 19:05 UTC≈5,590 views127 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Компания друзей пришла на дискотеку, тогда еще, в местный ДК. Один из них выбрал себе девчонку по пятой точке)) Итог — счастливы в браке 30 лет. Мои родители. Люблю их! #Подслушано_семья Подслушано и Пошлое

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18 Sept 2026, 17:05 UTC≈5,580 views125 reactionsread 20 September 2026

Как-то в студенческие годы мой тогда еще парень (сейчас уже муж) решил сделать мне приятно и всё у себя там побрил. Ожидал благодарности, наверное. Но мало того что ванна забилась его интимными волосами, так ещё и по улице нормально пройти не могли — у него постоянно там всё чесалось! И каждый раз мы заходили в кусты. Не на людях же ему свои яйца начесывать… До сих пор вспоминаем, Казанова блин! #Подслушано_провал

😁102🤮164custom 54272073218958571893

Showing the 12 most recent of 434 posts we hold for @yoursecrets. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@yoursecrets edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
20 August 2026
Most recent edit
20 August 2026

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Подслушано” (@yoursecrets), 55,114 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/yoursecrets.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.