#запискиюногодигорца Заказываем пиццу, Сос спрашивает: — скок пицц заказать ? 2-3? Шоназар отвечает — какие 2 ебень ? Мы на поминках? 6 лет в Осетии не проходят бесследно
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Channel
@zhimaeg1
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
424subscribers
+8 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001595181703 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @zhimaeg1 |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/zhimaeg1 |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 78% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 00:40 | 424 | +5 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 17:00 | 419 | -2 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 07:09 | 421 | -2 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 13:06 | 423 | +1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 20:44 | 422 | +5 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 01:31 | 417 | +1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 14:46 | 416 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 11 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
313 reactions across 18 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 118 | 37.7% | |
| 😁 | 47 | 15.0% | |
| 👍 | 35 | 11.2% | |
| custom 5463294766693227492 | 24 | 7.67% | |
| 😭 | 22 | 7.03% | |
| 🥰 | 21 | 6.71% | |
| 👏 | 15 | 4.79% | |
| ❤🔥 | 13 | 4.15% | |
| custom 5458376419253952849 | 12 | 3.83% | |
| custom 5456574066292955837 | 5 | 1.60% | |
| custom 5458724869950677062 | 1 | 0.319% |
Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 313 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 11 May 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @zhimaeg1. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 19 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 11 May 2026 to 8 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
#запискиюногодигорца Заказываем пиццу, Сос спрашивает: — скок пицц заказать ? 2-3? Шоназар отвечает — какие 2 ебень ? Мы на поминках? 6 лет в Осетии не проходят бесследно
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#запискиюногодигорца Заходим к пациентку после операции. Пациент цыган, хотя стереотипы, с виду, на нем ломаются: ухоженный, статный, знает этикет и грамотная речь присутствуют. Мой наставник в разговоре делает, в свою очередь, грамматическую ошибку и начинает запинаться: — Слушайте, можете не переживать, тут все не русские, нам 50% скидка, кто из нас хорошо знает грамоту? Пациент возмущенно выдыхает: — Знаете, я…
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Меня разнесло от факта, что Криштиану Роналду пригласил на свою свадьбу Хабиба Нурмагомедова и Конора Макгрегора. Видимо в Португалии такие же традиции на свадьбе как и в Квайсе: без драки свадьба — не свадьба
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Евреи такие евреи
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По работе скачал Макс. Сегодня не смог в него зайти, и восстановить пароль. Впервые я так радовался потерянному аккаунту в мессенджере
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Как продать нетфликсу права на экранизацию моей жизни? Это будет топовая трагикомедия на 10 сезонов минимум
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—Мне понятен ваш диагноз, выписываю вам 3 раза в день «Нанананана всё будет хорошо» и обязательное ректальное исследование — Обязательное ? — Ну что вы, голубчик, в нашей клинике это обязательно
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Кстати, я вам хочу одну цитату из «Братьев Карамазовых» показать: «Какая тут философия, когда вся правая сторона отнялась, кряхчу и мычу. Был у всей медицины: распознать умеют отлично, всю болезнь расскажут тебе как по пальцам, ну а вылечить не умеют. Студентик тут один случился восторженный: если вы, говорит, и умрете, то зато будете вполне знать, от какой болезни умерли! Опять-таки эта их манера отсылать к специал…
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Хотел сам написать что-то душевное, но этот текст мне так сильно понравился, что я понял что не могу его переплюнуть. Коллеги, с праздником вас !
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Ко дню медицинского работника от объединенной редакции SoM и Medach Если кому-то сказать, что существует такая работа, где надо одновременно быть учёным, биологом, грузчиком, инженером, спасателем, юристом, «айтишником», священником, психологом, клоуном, социальным работником и педагогом за зарплату, которую «ни в страшной сказке сказать, ни пером описать», в условиях, близких к режиму «хардкор», и под постоянным да…
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Я также хотел бы отметить формулировку его заявления. Он весьма убедительно демонстрирует критическое положение, хотя и не выражает этого в прямой форме. Учитывая его нескромное финансового положение, можно также сделать вывод о том, что даже такие люди остаются бессильными перед лицом болезни.
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А в этой ситуации я не могу описать свою боль, потому что для меня «TOP gear» это программа детства, отрочества и юности. Через них я знакомился с завораживающим миром автомобилей, с географией и с юмором (мои друзья должны винить его в моем юморе). Для меня Джереми что-то родное, близкое и теплое, поэтому я воспринимаю это с такой болью. Даже когда узнаю заключительный диагноз своих пациентов мне больно, не говоря о…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @zhimaeg1. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Подросток за 20” (@zhimaeg1), 424 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zhimaeg1.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.