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Долина Гейзеров 🐳

@zloy_geyzer

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry

61subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001161333376
TypeChannel
Username@zloy_geyzer
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 September 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/zloy_geyzer

Growth

6163627 August 2026 — 62 subscribers10 August 2026 — 62 subscribers16 August 2026 — 63 subscribers23 August 2026 — 62 subscribers12 September 2026 — 61 subscribers7 August 202612 September 2026
5 measurements spanning 36 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 61–63 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Sept 2026, 17:0061-1
23 Aug 2026, 08:5462-1
16 Aug 2026, 14:0563+1
10 Aug 2026, 04:1562no change
7 Aug 2026, 13:1462first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 6 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
6m 25s
Average length
1m 36s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

7 reactions across 3 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤡342.9%
🔥114.3%
😁114.3%
🤯114.3%
🫡114.3%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 3 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 7 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 17:34 UTC21 viewsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Подрубил стрим: https://www.twitch.tv/zloy_geyzer Смотрим плохие штуки с Гейзером — снова смотрим ПЛОХОЙ хоррар с интересной ебакой.

9 Aug 2026, 16:02 UTC24 viewsread 10 August 2026
Poll

Что делаем на стриме сегодня?

  1. Сидим и пердим50%
  2. Смотрим корейских японцев 2-ой сезон13%
  3. Смотрим Криперса Джиперса 2-30%
  4. ПОШЕЛ НАХУЙ!75%
  5. Комбинируем Криперса и япошек13%

The shares total 151%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

9 Aug 2026, 11:47 UTC21 views3 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Появились подробности грядущего ремейка:

🤡3

9 Aug 2026, 10:35 UTC21 viewsread 10 August 2026
Video

Зато видео, где жена заказала своему мужу аниматора в костюме челпука на день рождения, это нечто невероятно мило и круто. Всем бы такую жену. И такого паучка.

9 Aug 2026, 10:33 UTC18 viewsread 10 August 2026
Video

Зарубежный интернет хайпует новый мод на челопука, добавляющий вид от первого лица...и я не понимаю почему. У меня от этого появляется большая тошнота, чем от...чем от...чем от игры в VR с активным перемещением? Не говоря уж о том как это криво и косо сделано. Типо как одноразовый гиммик ладно, но люди там прям источают оргазмы. Странные вестерны.

9 Aug 2026, 10:27 UTC20 viewsread 10 August 2026
Video

Два мема с Картошкой. Один из реальной (реальной ли?) жизни, а второй из нейросетей.

9 Aug 2026, 10:11 UTC21 viewsread 10 August 2026
Video

Я В АХУЕ. Да, я понимаю, что это не нечто новое и Гейзер постоянно в этом состоянии, но сейчас я как-то даже потерян и не понимаю почему, как и зачем. Но давайте навалю подробностей. Есть новый отечественный фильм КОЛОБОК, в котором КОЛОБКА играет Гарик Харламов. И в этом фильме им, видимо, надо рассмешить...не знаю что...кучку графона. И после неудачной попытки какого-то хуя КОЛОБОК решает пошутить свою шутку и гов

9 Aug 2026, 09:49 UTC21 viewsread 10 August 2026

Почему так много закупают рекламы онлайн-курсов у блогеров? Я к тому, что как правило эти самые блогеры не выглядят как люди хоть с каким-то образованием (кроме ракового может быть) и слушать от них про то какие ахуенные эти курсы...ну совсем-совсем лживо. Да, мы все и так понимаем что это реклама и вот это вот всё...что меня ещё сильнее удивляет зачем тогда так уже закупать рекламу...неужели реально конверсия идет?

8 Aug 2026, 18:05 UTC30 viewsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Подрубил стрим: https://www.twitch.tv/zloy_geyzer Смотрим плохие штуки с Гейзером — смотрим ПЛОХОЙ хоррар с интересной ебакой.

8 Aug 2026, 09:39 UTC30 viewsread 10 August 2026

Вторая ебучая сирена воздушной тревоги за час. Какой-то пиздец🥺

7 Aug 2026, 20:05 UTC33 views1 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

🫡1

7 Aug 2026, 17:24 UTC33 viewsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Подрубил стрим: https://www.twitch.tv/zloy_geyzer Смотрим плохие штуки с Гейзером — досматриваем корейский япоснкий исекай от Netflix

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @zloy_geyzer. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

9 Aug 2026, 16:02 UTCAnonymous Poll8 voters

Что делаем на стриме сегодня?

  1. Сидим и пердим50%
  2. Смотрим корейских японцев 2-ой сезон13%
  3. Смотрим Криперса Джиперса 2-30%
  4. ПОШЕЛ НАХУЙ!75%
  5. Комбинируем Криперса и япошек13%

The shares total 151%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 9 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Долина Гейзеров 🐳” (@zloy_geyzer), 61 subscribers as measured 12 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zloy_geyzer.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.