郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:佳琪 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:欧皇 【人照得分】: 9 【颜值得分】: 9 【身材得分】: 9 【服务得分】: 10 【态度得分】: 9 【环境得分】: 10 【综合得分】: 9.33 【验证时间】:2026-09-03 【过程描述】:依旧遥控上楼进教室,老师笑眯眯地开门等着我,把我领进她的香香闺房,老师主动的拿来拖鞋,坐下来脱好衣服。领进浴室,放好热水帮我清洗干净,老师穿的是黑丝战袍,小弟弟此时已经不争气了硬了。老师打趣地说,哥哥鸡鸡好大,听得人心花怒放。 随后进卧室。开始进行服务,这服务绝对给满分,从脖子开始,花式漫游,胸推。然后毒龙,然后水中口。老师口的很棒。差点忍不住。感觉差不多了让老师给套套带上, 女上起手,老师上下的幅度很大,让整个鸡鸡都能感受到摩擦的快感。让后换传教士。抱着老师,轻吻了几下,后入各种姿势都来了一遍。最后我疯狂冲刺射给了老师…

Channel
郑州楼凤报告收录
@zzlfxck
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23,352subscribers
+4,212 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001649059042 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @zzlfxck |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 34 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/zzlfxck |
Topic
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 82% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 21:39 | 23,352 | +335 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 22:02 | 23,017 | +263 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 02:15 | 22,754 | +124 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 06:00 | 22,630 | +142 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 00:00 | 22,488 | +138 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 16:17 | 22,350 | +363 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 03:55 | 21,987 | -51 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 19:57 | 22,038 | -25 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 17:27 | 22,063 | +53 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 17:08 | 22,010 | +106 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 19:23 | 21,904 | +46 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 15:47 | 21,858 | +56 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 18:44 | 21,802 | +120 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 19:52 | 21,682 | +17 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 20:53 | 21,665 | +109 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 23:53 | 21,556 | +179 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 22:35 | 21,377 | +704 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 09:33 | 20,673 | +73 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 20:55 | 20,600 | +104 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 19:36 | 20,496 | first reading |
Engagement
94 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 58 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 3.29%
- avg views ÷ 23,352 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 768
- 32 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.1%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 32
- of 94 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 15 of 32 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 94 (2 August 2026 – 3 September 2026) |
| Views total | 24,576 |
| Reactions total | 14 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 3 Sept 2026, 12:51 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
33 reactions across 27 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 87.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 29 | 87.9% | |
| 💯 | 2 | 6.06% | |
| 👎 | 1 | 3.03% | |
| 👏 | 1 | 3.03% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 44 of the 94 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 33 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 94 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 3 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:小鱼 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:匿名 【人照得分】: 10 【颜值得分】: 9 【身材得分】: 9 【服务得分】: 9 【态度得分】: 9 【环境得分】: 8 【综合得分】: 9 【验证时间】:2026-09-02 【过程描述】:小鱼老师前几天就想出击了,但突然换号了,今天还是决定去一探究竟。从照片看美颜成分就很少,一见本人果然人照合一,基本完全一致,极品御姐身材是前凸后翘,可能刚开的原因,很明显感到有点腼腆,但又隐藏不住内在的风骚,反差感刚刚好,老师穿了身红色短裙,饱满的胸部呼之欲出,忍不住揉了两下,皮肤很好,如绸缎般细腻光滑,老师刚洗过我也没要求陪浴,自己去洗完躺下,先抱着酝酿感觉,老师的胸部压在我的胸前,双手从光滑的背部游走到细腻丰满的臀部,直接就有了感觉,很久没有这么快硬邦邦了,顺手往屁股上轻拍两下,老师心领神会直接开始服务,亲完胸部就逐步向下游动,一…
郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:二次元蜜桃 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:腌萝莉控 【人照得分】: 10 【颜值得分】: 9 【身材得分】: 9 【服务得分】: 10 【态度得分】: 10 【环境得分】: 9 【综合得分】: 9.5 【验证时间】:2026-09-03 【过程描述】:轻车熟路,中午出击了老师,很可爱的一个小萝莉,今天状态不佳两个姿势就结束了,老师声音很好听,态度好有一次性毛巾,和一次性床单有洁癖可以提前和她说,老师会准备好,黄皮肤小白虎,喜欢放心冲
郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:Luna 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:芒果 【人照得分】: 9 【颜值得分】: 9 【身材得分】: 9 【服务得分】: 9 【态度得分】: 9 【环境得分】: 9 【综合得分】: 9 【验证时间】:2026-09-03 【过程描述】:在老师的遥控指引下上楼,停车非常方便,一进门就看见老师穿着很性感的衣服,颜值和照片一致,我当时就在想这趟跑的不虚此行,洗完了出来的时候我摸了一下老师大奶手感很好,我二弟早就邦邦硬了,老师皮肤很好,摸了一会之后到床上老师就帮我舔,舌头软软的暖暖的,口技非常棒,舔了几分钟开始做服务,先是毒龙 毒龙真是一绝 听着老师那种温柔且好骚的叫床呻吟声,忍不住开干换了好几个姿势 老师给的情绪价值拉满,老师真的很顶,最让我惊讶的是老师的床上活好真的超级棒,老师的脸在现实看到比照片要好看的多,再说硬件非常棒胸部特别大,最后说一下老师的BB水特别的多全…
郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:蔡文姬 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:欧阳锋 【人照得分】: 9 【颜值得分】: 9 【身材得分】: 9 【服务得分】: 9 【态度得分】: 9 【环境得分】: 9 【综合得分】: 9 【验证时间】:2026-09-02 【过程描述】:鸡鸡痒痒的,出击! 地方好找,房间不错,干净整洁,沙发也很舒服,去的比较晚,简单洗漱后选择在沙发上开始。我靠躺在沙发上,像一个玩具一样任老师玩弄,跨坐在我身上我抱着屁股的时候才发现挂的空档。老师从胸舔到蛋,最后蹲在我腿间埋头苦吃,口技不错时间也很久,只是小彦祖有点太硬了导致掰不下去顶的不深,不过之后又体验了一会儿足交,看着挺刺激的,但是感觉不是很大,我果然只是一个没有感情的cb机器。 带上拦精灵女上反坐开始,这样可以清晰的看到小彦祖的进进出出,还能一边摸老师屁股;之后又换到正面骑乘,连磨带坐的,技术还是不错的。最终应为沙发上不好发力…
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郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:苏千月 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:生活磨平了喵脆角 【人照得分】: 9 【颜值得分】: 9 【身材得分】: 9 【服务得分】: 9 【态度得分】: 9 【环境得分】: 9 【综合得分】: 9 【验证时间】:2026-09-02 【过程描述】:老早就听闻苏千月的大名,据说颜值很高,硬件很顶,近日得了空闲,便不再观望,前去一试,到了地方,一进门,看到真容,才知道什么叫百闻不如一见,我的心里预期已经很高了,但见到本人后我必须承认还是太保守了,真好看啊! 大眼睛扑闪扑闪望向你,小脸又小又精致,身材高挑,小细腰大长腿,脱完衣服来到浴室,皮肤没得说,很罕见的冷白皮,没纹身,摸起来滑嫩柔软,让人爱不释手,牛牛不自觉就立了起来。 擦拭干净后来到卧室里,开始下一环节,口的很带感,没有齿感,温暖湿润,时长很够,还会主动询问需不需要69,服务态度很好,来感觉后带上套套开战,传教士进…
郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:婉清 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:蜡笔小京 欲火重生 【人照得分】: 9 【颜值得分】: 9 【身材得分】: 9 【服务得分】: 10 【态度得分】: 10 【环境得分】: 10 【综合得分】: 9.5 【验证时间】:2026-09-01 【过程描述】:先说结论:自聊老师,身材修长,无赘肉,无纹身,颜值不错,长发及腰,年龄目测和课表一致,笑容甜美,热情周到,前后皆有助浴,真毒龙,毒龙反屌时间长,回复消息及时,教室环境好,可看舞蹈,综合素质高,遗憾是无舌吻,强力推荐。 9月份第一次出击,选择了频道里长相甜美,爱跳舞的婉清老师。看照片接近嫩妹,看课表又有服务,很是心动,心动不如行动。 婉清回复消息很及时,如约而至。遥控指引上楼,引导多上一层,再步行下来,比较注重细节。到达教室,发现教室比较大,是两居室,价格比常见公寓房贵几十块钱,想来应该更安全,毕竟性价比稍低。…
郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:佳琪 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:皮 戒赌 禁欲 健身 卡丘 【人照得分】: 9 【颜值得分】: 8 【身材得分】: 8 【服务得分】: 9 【态度得分】: 8 【环境得分】: 8 【综合得分】: 8.33 【验证时间】:2026-09-02 【过程描述】:出击过程中一波三折 最后好在赶上了尾课 12点也不能阻挡我的脚步 小区房 很安全 遥控上楼后见到老师 人照一致 但是颜值差了点意思 虽然不丑 但是嘴巴有点像舒淇😋 服务没得说 陪浴 69 口 毒龙等等很齐全且卖力 老师态度也不错 人也不腼腆 不像一般嫩妹 胸不大 但有点下垂 背上大纹身 小蝴蝶有点黑 但是b包的很紧 刚换到后入我就被秒了 本来还想多换几个姿势呢 不得不说 这个b 润
郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:满满 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:匿名 【人照得分】: 9 【颜值得分】: 8 【身材得分】: 9 【服务得分】: 10 【态度得分】: 10 【环境得分】: 9 【综合得分】: 9.17 【验证时间】:2026-09-01 【过程描述】:看照片是个可爱的小女孩,去了以后发现的却很可爱,交流很有趣,服务也很到位,所有要求的都完成了,也一点都不催人,整体感受还是挺好的
郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:妮妮 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:黄色闪电 【人照得分】: 8 【颜值得分】: 9 【身材得分】: 8 【服务得分】: 7 【态度得分】: 8 【环境得分】: 7 【综合得分】: 7.83 【验证时间】:2026-08-30 【过程描述】:周末出击,早早的和老师约好时间,位置在小区里,比较安全。见到老师后,发现真人比照片好看,而且化着淡妆,兴趣一下子就提起来了。然后洗澡,躺在床上,等待老师服务。嫩妹三件套,只不过老师口的时间很长,快要受不了的时候,果断带套开凿。老师,小穴粉嫩,而且胸很大,腿也很长很白,被老师的腿夹着脸,很幸福。最主要的是还可以亲亲,导致我的速度加快,老师也很有耐心,最后喷发而出。老师看起来年龄确实很小,而且胸大腿长,兄弟们可以出击。
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郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:蔡文姬 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:123 【人照得分】: 9 【颜值得分】: 9 【身材得分】: 9 【服务得分】: 9 【态度得分】: 9 【环境得分】: 8 【综合得分】: 8.83 【验证时间】:2026-08-31 【过程描述】:今天想出击一个妹子,看了半天最后选择了蔡文姬,到了地方见了妹妹,人照一致没问题。真人比照片脸要小巧一些。等妹妹脱了衣服有惊喜,两个奶子是又白又嫩像一块嫩豆腐一样,果断交费,妹妹很温柔,我立马去洗澡出来,看到妹妹两个奶子在我面前晃来晃去,忍不住上去揉搓,手感爆炸,很软很好rua,可以说在我玩过的妹妹里面。奶子可以排前10了。妹妹口活也不错,没有齿感,做的过程也比较配合,各种姿势顺利出水。不得不再提一下妹妹的身材绝对算是极品炮架。腰细胸大,后入时屁股冲击感也十足。最后传教士体位抓着两个大奶出货,整体来说在我出击里面算很优秀的最后和…
郑州楼凤阁修车群专属报告 【妹子花名】:鱼鱼 【老师车牌】:{1} 【验证留名】:匿名 【人照得分】: 10 【颜值得分】: 10 【身材得分】: 10 【服务得分】: 9 【态度得分】: 10 【环境得分】: 10 【综合得分】: 9.83 【验证时间】:2026-08-29 【过程描述】:双休日看到工兵群里上了个新嫩妹,迫不及待拍下。拿下后果断出发,和老师相约。先说环境吧,老师住的是个中高档小区,安全性高。并且到达楼层后老师出门迎接,看到老师的第一眼,我就感觉值了,老师的颜值在本狼出击的一众里算数一数二的了,而且还不是化妆的情况下。进门闲聊几句后交了水费,便去洗澡了。卫生间门口有一次性浴巾,这点好评。等我擦干出来后,老师已经在床上等着我了,看着老师勾人的脸庞,和老师的白虎,小弟肃然起立,先是品味了一番老师粉嫩的双峰和美鲍,然后便让老师帮我口了。虽然老师是嫩妹,但是老师口的没有一点齿感,口活也算说得过去。短…
Showing the 12 most recent of 94 posts we hold for @zzlfxck. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“郑州楼凤报告收录” (@zzlfxck), 23,352 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zzlfxck.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.