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The Bards Turd

@BardsTurd

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry

146subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001583143152
TypeChannel
Username@BardsTurd
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live31 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 31 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/BardsTurd

Growth

146149147.58 August 2026 — 147 subscribers8 August 2026 — 147 subscribers16 August 2026 — 149 subscribers24 August 2026 — 147 subscribers31 August 2026 — 146 subscribers8 August 202631 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 23 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 146–149 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
31 Aug 2026, 05:23146-1
24 Aug 2026, 08:53147-2
16 Aug 2026, 19:27149+2
8 Aug 2026, 20:45147no change
8 Aug 2026, 00:26147first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 8 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
14m 29s
Average length
1m 37s

Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 18:01 UTC3 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @Vatican_ArchivesVideo

Dear Normies Please listen to this and wake up Jacob Subscribe: @Vatican_Archives

8 Aug 2026, 17:58 UTC3 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @CaptKylePatriotsVideo

Every time I see this, I crack up! 🤣🤣 That cat has mu*der in it’s eyes. 🔗 Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) Capt 📲 @CaptKylePatriots

8 Aug 2026, 17:56 UTC3 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @CaptKylePatriotsVideo

Video, posted without a caption

8 Aug 2026, 17:56 UTC2 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @rattletrap1776Video

If you’re not a drinker… you might start after this one. 😝 Soooooooooo let’s just pretend 45———48 isn’t a Strategic Operation that the Laws and Orders invoked most certainly outline… Let’s just go from a General Public Audience standpoint… You have to have an ID to buy alcohol and cigarettes. You have to have an ID to get into many Bars. You have to show your ID when pulled over. You have to show your ID to ent

8 Aug 2026, 17:53 UTC2 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @CaptKylePatriotsPhoto

Wayshowers Jesus' life demonstrated a path of truth & love for others to practice themselves! He showed the way to others. The response of the Amish community to the devastation of Hurricane Helene in Western North Carolina is a profound, real-world example of wayshowing through silent, dedicated action. Rather than waiting for complex administrative approvals, busloads of Amish volunteers from Pennsylvania quietly

8 Aug 2026, 17:53 UTC1 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @CaptKylePatriotsVideo

Matt Van Swol 🔗 "Can President Trump PLEASE give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to the Amish for their amazing work rebuilding Western North Carolina? They have literally rebuilt HUNDREDS of bridges, homes, businesses, and roads... and are STILL HERE!!! No group deserves it more." I agree, this community of kindness has been a saving grace for Western NC. Between local businesses donating materials, donations

8 Aug 2026, 17:50 UTC1 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @CaptKylePatriotsPhoto

💥Starlink is gearing up to enter the cellular market by late 2027, setting up a direct challenge to T-Mobile, Verizon and AT&T. @breaking911 🔗 @CaptKylePatriots

8 Aug 2026, 17:38 UTC2 viewsread 8 August 2026

It's sad that some of the greatest minds that lived are from a couple hundred years B.C.. now we think the greatest minds make social platforming, rockets to nowhere, and the tiny screen your reading this on. We gave up on philosophy so the propaganda machines could run without interruption.

8 Aug 2026, 17:25 UTC2 viewsread 8 August 2026

Australia’s national face matching system expands with NSW participation | Biometric Update https://share.google/RmA7HA6aXkVkmDyAf

8 Aug 2026, 16:55 UTC2 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @TheIntelSCIFVideo

Ex-CIA Dir. John Brennan was one of the highest leading intelligence officials who forced the Clinton-funded Steele dossier into the fabricated ICA to frame Trump. Brennan not only lied to Congress, but executed one of the most egregious weaponizations of intelligence in U.S. history, in a coordinated plan to not only undermine, but to destroy the incoming president of the United States named, Donald J. Trump. http

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @BardsTurd. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 31 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“The Bards Turd” (@BardsTurd), 146 subscribers as measured 31 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/BardsTurd.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.