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800神教出击报告

@H800CJBG

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9,187subscribers

+520 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002487127957
TypeChannel
Username@H800CJBG
Description万里长城永不倒,错过老师不好找! https://t.me/CAT800fx 猫猫管理: @ziyoudejiucai
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 November 2026
Measurements held25
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/H800CJBG

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

8,6639,1878,9256 August 2026 — 8,667 subscribers7 August 2026 — 8,663 subscribers11 August 2026 — 8,665 subscribers14 August 2026 — 8,677 subscribers17 August 2026 — 8,697 subscribers20 August 2026 — 8,706 subscribers24 August 2026 — 8,721 subscribers27 August 2026 — 8,734 subscribers30 August 2026 — 8,754 subscribers2 September 2026 — 8,779 subscribers6 September 2026 — 8,804 subscribers11 September 2026 — 8,833 subscribers15 September 2026 — 8,846 subscribers19 September 2026 — 8,898 subscribers29 September 2026 — 8,973 subscribers6 October 2026 — 9,017 subscribers12 October 2026 — 9,044 subscribers16 October 2026 — 9,064 subscribers18 October 2026 — 9,085 subscribers22 October 2026 — 9,095 subscribers25 October 2026 — 9,107 subscribers28 October 2026 — 9,131 subscribers31 October 2026 — 9,161 subscribers3 November 2026 — 9,177 subscribers6 November 2026 — 9,187 subscribers6 August 20266 November 2026
25 measurements spanning 92 days, net +520. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,584–9,266 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 25
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Nov 2026, 10:359,187+10
3 Nov 2026, 08:489,177+16
31 Oct 2026, 12:289,161+30
28 Oct 2026, 12:019,131+24
25 Oct 2026, 04:499,107+12
22 Oct 2026, 03:359,095+10
18 Oct 2026, 20:289,085+21
16 Oct 2026, 05:569,064+20
12 Oct 2026, 20:559,044+27
6 Oct 2026, 18:169,017+44
29 Sept 2026, 11:408,973+75
19 Sept 2026, 17:188,898+52
15 Sept 2026, 01:378,846+13
11 Sept 2026, 15:378,833+29
6 Sept 2026, 14:408,804+25
2 Sept 2026, 12:058,779+25
30 Aug 2026, 11:378,754+20
27 Aug 2026, 14:338,734+13
24 Aug 2026, 04:128,721+15
20 Aug 2026, 11:178,706first reading

Engagement

77 posts held, back to 19 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 37 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
17.1%
avg views ÷ 9,187 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,570
25 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.071%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
25
of 77 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 18 of 25 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 November 2026
Posts held77 (19 July 2026 – 6 November 2026)
Views total39,274
Reactions total22
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Nov 2026, 10:24 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈44
Videos
≈1
Links
≈2,490

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
3s
Average length
3s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

60 reactions across 42 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 96.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤5896.7%
👎11.67%
💩11.67%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 55 of the 77 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 60 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 77 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 6 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 3 of 25 posts held from the last 30 days (12.0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

6 Nov 2026, 17:15 UTC364 views1 reactionsread 7 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:嘿1 出击时间:11.7 老师花名:#小雨 地理位置:#福田区 #下沙 上课支出:800(工兵) 颜值身材:8 服务内容:洗吹做蛇 出击体验:不讲不讲,看到群里有券我直接提枪上阵,冲就完事了,课室在福田著名风景区,到了发现老师确实小巧,小小一只,胸B够用,妆画得比较风尘,老师说之前画太淡别人看起来像未成年不敢搞。看着感觉没问题交水费冲凉,全程不冷场,冲完躺床上开始蛇,有一点小小烟味,但是不蛇的做爱还能叫做爱吗?Do会配合,可以抱起来日,奈何在下技巧实在一般日不明白,还是放床上123完事算了。 优点缺点:会聊天,有烟味 联系方式:@a57130 推荐程度:9/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为…

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6 Nov 2026, 16:35 UTC326 viewsread 7 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:拉格朗 出击时间:11.6 老师花名:柚希 地理位置:#福田 上课支出:1500 2p 颜值身材:人照相符 服务内容:见课表 出击体验: 被群里的老师介绍吸引到了,长相也是我喜欢的样子, 也确实喜欢姐姐型的 就果断当天出击。 到了之后 服务 和情绪价值给得很足, 水中萧, 事后萧都有,表情很魅惑,口的时候和做得时候都 很有感觉,第一次123出了,老师还怂恿我给她舔逼,第二次才是正戏,在老师引导下超有感觉,鸡儿梆硬,先是正面抱着草,老师说超有感觉,下面都是水,然后换后面 看着镜子操,爽到出货,一起到高潮 优点缺点:没缺点 联系方式:@renyouxi 推荐程度:9/满分10.0分 群收录评级: 推荐,值得来体验( 不懂具体等级)

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6 Nov 2026, 03:33 UTC567 views0 reactionsread 7 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:三天两夜 出击时间:11.6 老师花名:#小小 地理位置:#龙华 #清湖 上课支出:700p 颜值身材:比照片好看,特别喜欢笑,漂亮,身材胸B+,长腿屁股翘有肉 服务内容:陪浴 亲亲 调情 69 无套口 出击体验: 听说清湖小小不错,一共约课三次,第一次她状态不好,睡过头了,给了罚站红包挺感动,第二次约又不上线回复错过了被某著名渣男抢先了,第三次小约上了,一大早来了,盯着我笑起来很好看,漂亮嫩妹,有些羞涩,有点青春女友感觉。小小陪洗很用心,到处抱着摸,胸不大,比较挺,细腰翘臀皮肤白滑!上床调情,很有激情,吸蛋蛋和口活都不错,她挺敏感,随便69几口都受不了,女上起步,先慢慢摇摇车,然后换俄罗斯大蹲,柔韧性很好,抱着做爱很舒服,然后换交叉式,叼感舒服!她激情做了一会都出汗了,换我传教士,侧入,细腰大屁股后入,腰臀比很好,后入很性感!最后叭着后入…

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5 Nov 2026, 16:37 UTC573 viewsread 7 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:vbaqu 出击时间:11.3 老师花名:#诺熙 地理位置:#龙岗 上课支出:半价出击 颜值身材:8分 服务内容:妹子身高大概163 熊没有夸大真的有E,难得的是大胸还不胖,腰身纤细,皮肤白皙,人照有7分,进门给了水费就去洗澡,洗完澡就开始口活,口硬了就开始戴t开干,中间换了几个姿势都挺配合,进入能明显感觉到很紧致很润很舒服。 优点缺点:优点身材很好🐻超大但是不胖身材苗条,缺点无🐍无69 服务和态度也很普通 联系方式:@NuoXiisz188 推荐程度:7.8分/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎

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3 Nov 2026, 10:41 UTC≈1,120 views0 reactionsread 7 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:zzzz 出击时间:11.01 老师花名:#罗湖琪琪 地理位置:#罗湖 上课支出:800p 颜值身材:9分 服务内容:陪洗,毒龙,69 出击体验:经常来的老师,很骚,很会玩,服务很顶,情绪价值也到位。身材好,胸大腰细。服务好,可以双飞,很多姐妹。很多花活,反正每次湾的都很爽。 优点缺点:骚!!服务好 有双飞 联系方式: @sugarbaby55555 推荐程度:9.5分/满分10.0 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎。

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2 Nov 2026, 07:54 UTC≈2,290 viewsread 7 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:光子郎 出击时间:11.1 老师花名: #沫子 地理位置: #龙华 #上塘 上课支出:7-群优惠券 颜值身材:人照一致,真人比频道略好看一点,频道照片用的上岸前的老图,有必要更新一下了~;身材总体匀称,B+cup天然好rua 服务内容:课表上的都有 出击体验:原来宝安的名师,上岸了一段时间,意外的又刷到了,自然要重温旧梦。看频道老师说胖了,本来还有点担心,结果见到真人发现老师其实是多虑了,可能是多长的肉都长胸上了吧~服务还有啪啪的体验还是一如既往的优秀,甚至感觉下面比之前更紧了,只是现在换到了龙华,不方便返了。其他群友提到的空调不够凉问题也有碰到,利好123选手,不利于持久桩机,正好也免得把老师桩坏了~ 优点缺点:优点:屌感紧致,似乎更胜从前;女友感强,互动自然,不是那种流程化的服务;比上岸前还降了一张,算是回馈狼友了~ 缺点:相较于宝安,…

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2 Nov 2026, 07:50 UTC≈1,140 viewsread 7 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:三天两夜 出击时间:26.11.02 老师花名:#龙岗思思 地理位置:#横岗 上课支出:600p(工逼价) 颜值身材:7.8分 服务内容:陪洗,口做,蛇吻 出击体验:幸运中奖,见到老师,人照8分,老师微胖,年轻可爱,个子不高!老师云南的,热情沟通,女友感十足,吸蛋蛋口活没比较听话!女上起步,主动蛇吻,老师很敏感,女上直接自己摇高潮,换传教士,边舌边做,最后大屁股后入,越插约紧!老师比较敏感,说要我快点深点,一起高潮了! 优点缺点:微胖 其他还行 联系方式: @abc6897 推荐程度:8分/满分10.0 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎。

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1 Nov 2026, 16:49 UTC≈1,670 views0 reactionsread 7 November 2026

https://t.me/freetalkforcat 工兵留名:帅弟弟 出击时间:11.1 老师花名:#娇娇36e 地理位置: #深圳#坂田 上课支出:6张 颜值身材:微胖,大胸,大屁股 服务内容:课表服务 出击体验:第一次出击就很幸运的找到了热情的娇娇姐,进门主动拥抱,主动找话题聊天不冷场,丰乳肥臀,肉感十足,非常戳我xp 洗澡的时候还有乳推臀推和水中萧,洗完跪地吹箫,不时向你投来渴求的目光,加上炉火纯青的口技,好几次小弟都蓄势待发,只能回想心酸往事压下发射的冲动 然后上床洗面奶,又大又软的巨乳扑面而来,埋头猛吸一会就要侧脸透气,可能这就是大奶唯一的缺点吧 69可以欣赏到老师漂亮的蝴蝶阴户,拨开阴唇粉嫩的肉穴一目了然,只恨舌头太短不能深入探索,只好狂舔蜜豆聊以自慰,伴随着老师的阵阵娇喘,插入小穴的欲望达到顶峰 传教士起手,慢慢进入,慢慢抽送,感受着老师紧致,温热又湿润的小穴一次次吞吐着肉棒,不得不说紧穴慢入才是极致的享受,片…

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1 Nov 2026, 16:14 UTC864 viewsread 7 November 2026
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800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:11 出击时间:11.1 老师花名:#草莓 地理位置:#南山区# 上课支出:700p 颜值身材:160左右,b,身材比例很好 服务内容:陪🛀 萧 无敌女上 出击体验:看到老师的照片,挺喜欢的,询问了位置,果断约课,地方还算好找,进门能看出老师身材很棒👍🏻,样貌非常精致,标准的嫩妹,闲聊几句,交了水费,脱了衣服去洗澡,老师进来帮洗,洗的差不多后到床上,老师先慢慢用热舌亲胸,看时机差不多了,把弟弟含在嘴里,灵活的小舌头舔吸着我的丁丁,非常灵活的舌头,我伸手一摸,老师的小穴已经泛滥成灾,我兴奋的戴上小雨伞挺进,先是女上,真的是女上一流,非常紧致,让我差点忍不住啊!随后翻身把老师压住,一顿猛插,老师叫声连绵,还拍了视频留念(能给拍小视频留念的老师是真的宝藏),终于没忍住交货,非常尽兴。会再反! 优点缺点:优点 口活一流/胸小巧但握感Q弹 联系方式:@caome…

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1 Nov 2026, 13:02 UTC≈1,990 views2 reactionsread 7 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:小耗子 出击时间:10.30 老师花名: 沫子 地理位置:#龙华 上课支出:700p 颜值身材:苗条, 熊b+ ,160高一点,美女一枚。 服务内容:课表内容几乎全都要了。需要自己洗澡哦。 出击体验:老师课室很好找。无门禁,上楼方便。身高160高一点,相貌和频道置顶图片差不多,人很漂亮,苗条。相比前几年更有少女味了(小萝莉)。身材发育非常莹润,频道写自己胖了,老师这个身材我超级喜欢。房间空调好像不太制冷,后面我们爱爱,香汗淋漓😂。洗完澡就躺着好好享受了,老师舌头很灵活还会弹舌,非常舒服!口活很好!老师做爱反馈非常好,吊感好。小黄文不写了。 优点缺点:反馈很好,少女萝莉御姐哦。 联系方式:@moziTOT 推荐程度:/满分10.0分 群收录评级:必须10分 (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客…

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31 Oct 2026, 16:35 UTC≈1,170 views2 reactionsread 7 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:纯情小处男 @run33333332 出击时间:10..26 老师花名:#微微 地理位置:#南山#桃园 上课支出:850p 颜值身材:9 服务内容:9 出击体验:9 优点缺点:嫩妹,紧,反馈好,a罩杯,大蟒蛇,态度好 联系方式:@sznsww 推荐程度:9/满分10.0分 群收录评级: 刷到老师发现很近,约好时间按时抵达,一路遥控上楼。 非常及时的开了门,发现人照一致,很好看的嫩妹,就交了水费,去洗澡了。 来到浴室,老师很仔细帮我洗干净,前后都仔细的洗了下。出浴缸老师很小新的扶我出来。态度也是很好了。 来到床上,先是让老师躺着我亲亲胸,往上开始舌吻,老师也是很配合进行大蟒蛇,差不多了就躺着让老师给我服务,很喜欢被舔胸,老师很卖力一直给我舔,我不说真的一直在舔,态度没得说,差不多了就直接换到69,老师是人工白虎,已经长出来一点茬茬,蝴蝶逼…

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Signed cat free

30 Oct 2026, 08:15 UTC≈2,130 views2 reactionsread 7 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:买辣椒也用券 出击时间:10.30 老师花名:壹壹 地理位置:车公庙 上课支出:400(半价) 颜值身材:8 服务内容:课表一致 出击体验:迟到了几分钟但是老师没说什么,很客气,人照9分吧,身材8.5,不胖不瘦,应该是刚下海,会的比较少,但是很配合,嫩妹很紧,也没催,直接边🐍边出水 优点缺点:紧致 联系方式:@yiyi2610 推荐程度:9分/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎。

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