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800神教出击报告

@H800CJBG

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8,898subscribers

+231 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002487127957
TypeChannel
Username@H800CJBG
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/H800CJBG

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

8,6638,8988,780.56 August 2026 — 8,667 subscribers7 August 2026 — 8,663 subscribers11 August 2026 — 8,665 subscribers14 August 2026 — 8,677 subscribers17 August 2026 — 8,697 subscribers20 August 2026 — 8,706 subscribers24 August 2026 — 8,721 subscribers27 August 2026 — 8,734 subscribers30 August 2026 — 8,754 subscribers2 September 2026 — 8,779 subscribers6 September 2026 — 8,804 subscribers11 September 2026 — 8,833 subscribers15 September 2026 — 8,846 subscribers19 September 2026 — 8,898 subscribers6 August 202619 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 44 days, net +231. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,628–8,933 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 17:188,898+52
15 Sept 2026, 01:378,846+13
11 Sept 2026, 15:378,833+29
6 Sept 2026, 14:408,804+25
2 Sept 2026, 12:058,779+25
30 Aug 2026, 11:378,754+20
27 Aug 2026, 14:338,734+13
24 Aug 2026, 04:128,721+15
20 Aug 2026, 11:178,706+9
17 Aug 2026, 11:228,697+20
14 Aug 2026, 06:398,677+12
11 Aug 2026, 00:218,665+2
7 Aug 2026, 19:348,663-4
6 Aug 2026, 20:178,667first reading

Engagement

52 posts held, back to 19 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 28 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
7.95%
avg views ÷ 8,898 subscribers
Avg views / post
708
5 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.042%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
5
of 52 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 3 of 5 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held52 (19 July 202628 August 2026)
Views total3,539
Reactions total1
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken28 Aug 2026, 16:25 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

38 reactions across 28 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 97.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
3797.4%
💩12.63%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 37 of the 52 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 38 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 52 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 10:51 UTC233 views1 reactionsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:雪花 出击时间: 8.27 老师花名:#小舞 地理位置:#南山区#桃园 上课支出:850 p 颜值身材: 颜值9分,身材10分,手臂的皮肤有些干燥,胸和身体都还可以 服务内容: 课表都有,青涩女大感觉,人照无差别,身材类似我最爱的九头身,腿长,而且胸大,下面毛还很少就一小撮,站直的时候户型还微微突出,忍不住在浴室里面蹭了蹭,洗完之后躺床上,口技稍显生疏但没齿感,下面是一线天户型,洞口里面层叠层,会有吸吮感。稍微欠缺点反馈,非常值得一去 出击体验:非常值得一去 优点缺点:反馈和口技还得练一下 联系方式:@sznsxw 推荐程度:9.0/满分10.0分 群收录评级:强烈推荐 (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击

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28 Aug 2026, 10:49 UTC231 viewsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:大白 出击时间: 8/28 老师花名:#北极星 地理位置:#福田区#新洲 上课支出:1000 P 颜值身材:175 60左右 腰臀比很棒 D大灯 原生态 服务内容:只做正事,北极星干我 和 我干北极星 出击体验:人照一致,高挑苗条身材,看直我了。这次见面如同一对好色男女,互相探索洞洞和人体比例的事。极度性情,体验极棒,非常爱北极星的大车,从客厅骚骚,再到浴室,再到床头,床尾,Oh!历经9981难,终于找了一个舒适的体位,冲击出水,很有食之入髓的feel,棒👍🏻 优点缺点:约课不易,提前提前约 联系方式: @Bjx6688 推荐程度:10/10满分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击

26 Aug 2026, 02:47 UTC787 views0 reactionsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名: 哥布林 出击时间:8.25 老师花名:#佳佳 地理位置:#南山 上课支出:半价工兵 颜值身材:8 服务内容:8 出击体验:8 优点缺点:皮肤偏黑,服务嫩妹三件套,胸大挺,吊感可以耐戳 联系方式:@jiajia18165 推荐程度:8 群收录评级: 撇到频道照片,衣服看起来很色情,九九八十一难拿下工兵券,提前留门开门,吊带+热裤黄皮,人是年轻的,洗澡上床开do,口的润滑轻柔,没有齿感但不能深喉会yue,胸也挺大腺体胸有弹性有高度,戴套套进入正戏,女上起手姿势有点僵硬,遂提出换人来动,依旧是哥布林三连姿势,传教+后入,最后拉到床边让妹妹抱起来腿一顿戳戳出水。 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎。

24 Aug 2026, 13:03 UTC≈1,370 views0 reactionsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:Peter 出击时间:8.23 老师花名:#月亮 地理位置:#南山区#高新南 上课支出:700 颜值身材:7分,姐姐类型,耐看,身材苗条,b胸 服务内容:9分 出击体验:姐姐类型,温柔健谈。闲聊了一会就交水费后去洗澡,陪洗很认真,先舔胸,然后水中萧,口的很深,直接邦邦硬。 洗完澡帮忙仔细擦干,上床先按摩一下,力度合适,然后口活方面非常给力,次次顶到底。做的时候很配合,而且反馈很真实很激烈,会抱着你用腿夹住你,让你大力抽插。下面紧致多水,感觉老师很投入很有感觉有高潮,最后完后入狂怼屁股库库出水。 优点缺点:很爽,服务多,注意细节,从浴室开始就有服务 联系方式:@moonsz1 推荐程度:8分/满分10.0分,喜欢躺尸享受服务的值得一去 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹

24 Aug 2026, 05:54 UTC918 viewsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:hs 出击时间:0820 老师花名:朝朝 地理位置:深圳宝安 上课支出:7 颜值身材:成熟御姐,满分 服务内容:课表上该有的都有 出击体验:拖延了几天才发出来,也是我第一次写出击报告 一定是特别的缘分才遇到朝朝老师,正好跑步跑到了科室附近,偶然刷到老师决定去上课 进去房间干净整洁,老师非常温柔体贴,很有南方姑娘的细腻。洗澡时候老师帮助洗去一身疲惫,接着含住弟弟含情脉脉的看着你,视觉冲击拉满,差点当场缴枪 擦干身子后老师开始上课,温柔细致亲吻每一寸皮肤,接着开始🐍吻,十分投入有热恋时候的感觉。 老师的口活应该是我见过最厉害的,从枪到🥚的每一寸都让人欲罢不能,而且也不会催,老师说你说停下来时候我再停。真的感觉太贴心了。 后来我感觉真的快要出来了,马上进入正题。 老师的声音让我飘飘享受,干柴烈火后释放了。今天听说老师马上要离开深圳,心中一万个舍不得,感谢缘分

22 Aug 2026, 01:55 UTC≈1,180 views0 reactionsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:9527 出击时间:8.21 老师花名:#微微 地理位置:#南山区 上课支出:850-优惠 颜值身材:身高,颜值在线,频道视频难道没人去,真人大不一样 服务内容:课表 出击体验: 挣扎好久找服务系还是嫩妹,结果选择嫩妹,随口问个优惠出发。 入门惊喜,身高颜值在线,难得我喜欢的嫩妹,声音也温柔,然后就是帮我洗澡,给我服务,嫩妹里能这么认真服务的不多,虽然活的进步空间不小,但是不抗拒,说啥干啥。最惊喜的还是叫声,不多说了。我从123变成了456。会返。 优点缺点:稍微有纹身,肚脐打钉,A胸。其他在线 联系方式: @sznsww 推荐程度:9.4(有优惠前提)/满分10.0分,没有优惠9分。 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容

21 Aug 2026, 16:42 UTC987 viewsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告(https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:wong justin 出击时间:8.21 老师花名:#璇璇 地理位置:#深圳 #南山 上课支出:700(半价) 颜值身材:9 服务内容: 又是女友级体验 出击体验: 位置很好找,离以前上班的地方很近。一听老师说话就是乡音,也许是这个原因很容易破冰。老师也是非常热情,很快打开话匣子。闲话少叙,步入正题。人照9分有的,服务也非常到位。口技了得,让我多次叫停。可以一直🐍在我这里也是妥妥的加分项。女上起手,体力惊人,这就是锻炼的结果吧。后入视觉效果很好,大桃子荡起波浪! 优点缺点:情绪到位,反馈明显,业务精熟,没有明显短板! 推荐程度:9/满分10.0分; 联系方式:@xuanxuan887 (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收

21 Aug 2026, 15:56 UTC903 viewsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:Bus 出击时间:2026.08.21 老师花名:#柠檬乖乖 地理位置:#深圳#龙华 上课支出:1400 颜值身材:超级好,一只手可以掌握 服务内容:2p然后课表有的都有 出击体验:其实去年就想约但是时间总是对不上…直到今天!我终于约上了柠檬姐姐!!!那是一个激动的心颤抖的手!想想都很激动!课室很安全也很快就能找到,进屋的第一反应好干净!好香!好软的柠檬姐姐!!!!比我想象中的还要可爱!(我的小兄弟直接就一个螺旋起立🫡),怎么说呢就好像是很久未见的老友一般,很快就熟络了起来,一边聊天一边想要摸腿!(只因为太i了,不敢实际付出行动),柠檬姐姐会随时注意你的情绪并抛出话题,差不多了就起身带我去洗香香了~进去之后被这样那样上下其手,感觉快招架不住了!仿佛我才是猎物一般,洗的超级仔细!超级认真!超级差点1.2.3…然后就开始了激动人心的选衣服环节!具体选的什么

21 Aug 2026, 05:55 UTC≈1,560 views1 reactionsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:第二次做AV男猪脚 出击时间:8-20 老师花名:#草莓 地理位置:#南山区#南油 上课支出:700 颜值身材:人照一致,真人更好看, 服务内容:课表 出击体验:看到开课,赶紧预约,然后指导上来,推门进来,坐在沙发上忍不住就开始吻摸起来。一边脱衣服一边去浴室,一番嬉戏打闹后来到平整舒适的战场,之后躺下摸着老师的翘臀感受着舌尖在胸口的滑动慢慢的滑到下面。不叫停都不会停的那种,忍不了直接翻身从激情舌吻到小小挑逗她的胸最后一口吸入鲍鱼,草莓直呼受不,自己下面也很硬了,赶紧带套,然后女上,我赶紧拿出手机拍视频,然后后入,最后再尝试,妹子站床下,扶着床,我后入,然后拿出手机拍小视频,快速的抽查,很爽,最好喷出来,下次再来,很不错体验,多次来了 优点缺点:多次来了,会再返 联系方式:@caomei202605 推荐程度:/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告

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20 Aug 2026, 15:01 UTC≈1,160 views3 reactionsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:惊蛰 出击时间:8月19日凌晨一点 老师花名:一曼 地理位置:#南山区#塘朗城广场 上课支出: 300p(半价券) 颜值身材:8 服务内容:9 出击体验:8 优点缺点:可能去的是尾课,没有浴巾了 联系方式:@ym070511 推荐程度:8 群收录评级:六点一开奖就直接跟老师约时间,本想约第二天头课的,结果有人就约了个当天尾课,约好之后马上开车出发,停车场倒是挺好停车的,然后上楼出了点小插曲,地库门跟老师发来的有点出入就耽误了点时间,上楼之后人照还是一致的,老师很年轻,是喜欢的类型,有鸳鸯浴,不知道是不是老师尾课的缘故老师看着挺疲惫的,要求穿丝袜都能满足,口活也挺不错的,叫老师停老师还继续口,各种姿势也能满足,也不催不过射后老师估计太累了就没一起洗澡,我看时间差不多就自己洗完澡就走了,总体来说是个态度很好的嫩妹。

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19 Aug 2026, 16:22 UTC≈1,330 views0 reactionsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:玛卡巴卡 出击时间: 8.19 老师花名:#乐一 地理位置:南山 上课支出: 1400pp 颜值身材: 参考评道照片 只有角度差别 服务内容: 课表内容 出击体验:名师打卡+1,恰逢周三不忙,恰好时间刚刚好。到达以后在楼下溜达了一圈刚好今天不是很热舒适度不错,到点上楼,在沙发上挑逗了一会,说实话牛仔裤让我的老二很难受。实在是忍受不了,我也抓住了老师的奶子,你玩牛子我玩奶子,大家都忍不住了于是进到浴室开始赛前准备,洗澡还是相当到位了,会用屁屁帮我洗弟弟,算是相当舒服了。上到床上说实话我是不想动的,但是胸型和手感都还不错忍不住把玩,老师互动也是非常给力了,舔耳朵确实好评。情到深处开始女上,女上算是非常给力了,老师自己研发了一个姿势可以说是相当的女上给力,目前来说体力方面应该是 去过的老师第一名,女上大概能10分钟吧,反正比我单次操盘时间久,传教士的话老师互

18 Aug 2026, 10:22 UTC≈1,440 views1 reactionsread 28 August 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:字母帮Dark 出击时间:8月18日 老师花名:#福田CC 地理位置:#福田下沙 上课支出:400p(工兵半价) 颜值身材:人照8.5,能一眼看出就是频道里的妹子,皮肤没那么白,上课内容符合课表描述 服务内容:课表内容 出击体验:课室还是比较安全的,上楼稍微复杂一点。身材匀称纤细,胸型不错,手感软软的。一起洗澡后到床上,老师的口活中规中矩,小嘴的包裹感还是不错的。戴套进入,能感觉里面是有点细皮嫩肉的感觉,怪不得老师开始前让我温柔点。老师态度很配合,就是话比较少有点害羞的感觉。先是传教士,一边蛇一边摸老师的奶子,看着奶子duangduang的,把老师的腿扛起来也很有感觉,切换几个姿势后,能感受到里面温热和湿滑,最后在床边按着老师,往下一下下地深入,出水交货。 缺点:左腿上有一些花朵纹身,看个人的偏好咯,个人觉得还是挺好看的;老师这个作息可能比较晚,后续还

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