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800神教报告

@c800bg

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8,357subscribers

+272 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002381519807
TypeChannel
Username@c800bg
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live4 November 2026
Measurements held23
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 4 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/c800bg

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 54% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

8,0828,3578,219.56 August 2026 — 8,085 subscribers7 August 2026 — 8,082 subscribers10 August 2026 — 8,103 subscribers13 August 2026 — 8,119 subscribers16 August 2026 — 8,143 subscribers19 August 2026 — 8,163 subscribers23 August 2026 — 8,185 subscribers26 August 2026 — 8,193 subscribers29 August 2026 — 8,198 subscribers1 September 2026 — 8,209 subscribers5 September 2026 — 8,221 subscribers10 September 2026 — 8,231 subscribers14 September 2026 — 8,235 subscribers18 September 2026 — 8,243 subscribers28 September 2026 — 8,266 subscribers5 October 2026 — 8,302 subscribers12 October 2026 — 8,321 subscribers18 October 2026 — 8,333 subscribers21 October 2026 — 8,331 subscribers25 October 2026 — 8,335 subscribers28 October 2026 — 8,337 subscribers31 October 2026 — 8,340 subscribers4 November 2026 — 8,357 subscribers6 August 20264 November 2026
23 measurements spanning 89 days, net +272. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,041–8,398 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 23
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
4 Nov 2026, 00:498,357+17
31 Oct 2026, 19:408,340+3
28 Oct 2026, 15:398,337+2
25 Oct 2026, 06:288,335+4
21 Oct 2026, 21:068,331-2
18 Oct 2026, 16:548,333+12
12 Oct 2026, 15:598,321+19
5 Oct 2026, 23:178,302+36
28 Sept 2026, 15:178,266+23
18 Sept 2026, 14:188,243+8
14 Sept 2026, 06:018,235+4
10 Sept 2026, 17:428,231+10
5 Sept 2026, 06:158,221+12
1 Sept 2026, 02:058,209+11
29 Aug 2026, 06:258,198+5
26 Aug 2026, 11:458,193+8
23 Aug 2026, 07:448,185+22
19 Aug 2026, 12:358,163+20
16 Aug 2026, 17:158,143+24
13 Aug 2026, 09:478,119first reading

Engagement

135 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 27 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
10.3%
avg views ÷ 8,357 subscribers
Avg views / post
859
25 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.104%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
25
of 135 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 16 of 25 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 November 2026
Posts held135 (1 August 2026 – 5 November 2026)
Views total21,481
Reactions total16
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken5 Nov 2026, 23:11 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈50
Links
≈4,430

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 5 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

52 reactions across 42 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 88.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤4688.5%
💩47.69%
🔥11.92%
😡11.92%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 58 of the 135 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 52 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 135 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 5 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 0 of 25 posts held from the last 30 days (0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

5 Nov 2026, 14:28 UTC121 viewsread 5 November 2026

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5 Nov 2026, 13:33 UTC151 viewsread 5 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/CAT800fx ) 工兵留名:牛牛 出击时间:11.05 老师花名:#欢喜 地理位置:#福田区#新洲 上课支出:900p 颜值身材:胸大皮肤白,身材丰满,前凸后翘,可爱类型,清纯 服务内容:课表内容,比较丰富 出击体验:逼紧水多,插的库库的响,🐻很软,很大,是真材实料,一只手握不过来。感觉很好,会返。 优点缺点: 联系方式: @huanxi22212 推荐程度:/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎。

4 Nov 2026, 15:14 UTC371 views0 reactionsread 5 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/GDPSZ ) 工兵留名: 出击时间:11-02 老师花名:#依依 地理位置:#福田区#大致区域 上课支出:700 颜值身材:人照9,身材苗条 服务内容:课表 出击体验: 优点缺点:好看,妹子不抽烟,房间干净,敢灯全开的老师不多 联系方式:@yiyi_yyyy 推荐程度:/满分10.0分 群收录评级: 优点比较多,性价比很高,这些不足为奇。有个NB的点,妹子比较瘦,从前面做的时候发觉随着JJ插入,小腹明显隆起,忍不住按着妹子肚皮,明显感受到自JJ进出。原来AV视频里的那些夸张现象都是真的🤣太牛逼了。

4 Nov 2026, 06:08 UTC742 viewsread 5 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/GDPSZ ) 工兵留名:Ludwing 出击时间:11.3 老师花名:#江晚晴 地理位置:#南山区 上课支出:700P 颜值身材:9分 服务内容:课程表一致 出击体验:一直在忙工作,好不容易有时间出击,提前一天预约,因为和朋友也约了出门所以想约的比较早,江晚晴老师说可以为了我早起一点,于是果断出击,我到达目的地江晚晴老师也刚到,看见老师的第一眼有一种上学时期女友的感觉,到了房间给了水费就一起洗澡,开始课表上的服务,口活很棒👍🏻,各种姿势老师也很配合,体验非常纳斯. 优点缺点:很听话 联系方式:@jqing99 推荐程度:/满分10.0分 群收录评级:10分 (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎。

3 Nov 2026, 13:38 UTC475 viewsread 5 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:蓝色披风kk 出击时间:11-02号 老师花名:#沫子 地理位置:#龙华 上课支出:700p 颜值身材:美少女哈,颜值身材杠杠。 服务内容:提前约好,门卫不会询问直接上楼。开门时眼前一亮,沫子老师本人很漂亮的,真人比图片漂亮多了,身材,颜值 杠杠的。笑脸相迎,是我喜欢的类型,果断交了水费,看着妹妹的身体有点急不可耐,赶紧擦干来到战场,躺好享受沫子老师服务,一点也不敷衍,舔我咪咪都舔了几分钟,接吻,舌头软糯糯,舒服极了,口活相当不错,亲嘴时候手抚摸沫子的小妹妹,水比较多,舔老师几下她就受不了了,示意老师带上雨伞,先是女上,沫子老师自己玩了会儿,,然后就到我操盘。爱爱过程就不多赘述了,最后用最喜欢的后入结束战斗,整个过程老师都很配合,情绪价值拉满。值得出击,有机会会返食 优点缺点:反馈很好,美少女女友呢。 联系方式:@moziTOT 推荐程度:…

2 Nov 2026, 17:01 UTC631 views0 reactionsread 5 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/freetalkforcat ) 工兵留名:深圳浪子 出击时间:11.1 老师花名:#琳琳 地理位置:#福田#沙尾 上课支出:1300 颜值身材:高颜值大胸大屁股 服务内容:洗吹做胸推水吸 出击体验:去福田办事,事先联系好了琳琳,到了后是个身高很好胸大颜值高的妹子迎接的我,确认了是本人聊的后觉得没有被坑,先让她坐在我身上,妹子亲和力很高,喜欢聊天一直笑盈盈的,拍拍她屁股后一起洗澡,她胸真的巨大而且软,在床上给我做了胸推,软软的很舒服,还有口含水全身游走,麻麻地很舒服一点都不敷衍,很耐心,含着我弟弟的时候巨舒服,嘴巴软而且贴合,说是让我体验下她的口技,太舒服没坚持多久就射了,扛不住她的口哈哈。中间聊天很开心给我讲了很多有趣的事,慢慢情绪来了开始第二次,不能被秒,这次要找回场子,硬了后直接坐上来,妹子很会摇,重点说下后入屁股真大,很软,镜子面前干也很爽,最后她趴床上让我骑上去太爽了直接发…

2 Nov 2026, 09:20 UTC≈1,020 views1 reactionsread 5 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/GDPSZ ) 工兵留名:枸杞 出击时间:11.2 老师花名:#江晚晴 地理位置:#南山区 上课支出:1300PP 颜值身材:9分 服务内容:鸳鸯浴#无套口#调#啪啪#全 出击体验:无聊刷到江晚晴妹子,发现颜值身材都很符合我的胃口,于是果断约了pp。一见到本人,跟照片里面没有区别,二话不说,交完水费就直接洗澡,江晚晴老师洗澡会贴心的给你洗,直接给我弄硬了,果断上床开始1p,老师的口活简直是我遇到过最好的,是真的舒服,硬了之后直接女上,没几下看着棒棒在老师的小穴里进进出出就123了 休息期间 跟老师聊了会天 整体聊下来老师给我的感觉很好 女友感满满 情绪价值也到位 休息差不多够了 就直接开始2p 课表服务有的都有 这次选择了传教士 没想到一进去还是那么紧呀 边揉奶边抽插又是没几下给我夹出来了 总的来说 这次老师给我的体验非常棒! 优点缺点:很听话 联系方式:@jqing99 …

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1 Nov 2026, 14:15 UTC591 views1 reactionsread 5 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/GDPSZ ) 工兵留名:深藏blue 出击时间:10-26 老师花名:#依依 地理位置:#福田区#下沙 上课支出:700 颜值身材:人照9,身材苗条 白幼瘦 服务内容:课表有的都有,可以主动开发开发 出击体验:意料之外的好 优点缺点:好看爱笑,没纹身,反馈真实 联系方式:@yiyi_yyyy 推荐程度:9分/满分10.0分 群收录评级:刚从香港回到深圳就按耐不住cj的想法,在榜单上看到依依时,第一感觉就是照片挺好看嫩的都能掐出水的感觉💦 但再看700这个价格,心里反而有点忐忑:这个颜值,会不会是照骗?翻了些评价,最后还是抱着试试的心态约上去了。 结果门一开,悬着的心就放下了😌 她穿着粉色睡衣,很居家,但妆容干净,五官跟照片几乎没区别,真人还更好看些。身材苗条娇小,整个人看着很舒服,笑着把我迎进去,刚才路上那些顾虑一下就没了。 坐下来有的没的聊起来,聊了聊长相和身材,她一直觉得自己胖…

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1 Nov 2026, 13:45 UTC886 viewsread 5 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/GDPSZ ) 工兵留名:德文DC 出击时间:10.31 老师花名: #小好 地理位置:#南山 #大新 上课支出:8p 颜值身材:9 服务内容:9 出击体验:9 优点缺点:已经是再次返了,ls温声细语,温柔依旧,课表上的都有,喜欢高挑身材的可冲,喜欢情绪稳定、温和可人的可冲 联系方式: @xiaohao1542 推荐程度:9/满分10.0分 群收录评级: (提交报告需要提供相关资料,如聊天记录,付款记录等,记录不会公开) 1、尽量写的客观一些,过于夸张吹捧或者字数太长会拒收; 2、免责声明:以上报告内容为当事人主观感受,并不构成出击建议;出击有风险,来都来了需谨慎。

1 Nov 2026, 10:10 UTC547 views4 reactionsread 5 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/GDPSZ ) 工兵留名:第一深情 出击时间:11.1 老师花名:夏楚楚 地理位置:深圳 南山 上课支出:1300pp 颜值身材:9 服务内容:课表 出击体验:看见是御姐 于是便立马收藏老师,今天终于第一次见面 地方很好找。一进门就被老师抱住亲了几下,随后老师直接带我去浴室,帮我洗澡、擦干,然后躺下。因为太硬了趴不下去,老师就先帮我调理状态,用口差点射出来了 卧槽,深喉真的太爽了。 手法特别到位,直接戴套开干。老师叫床叫得特别骚,先女上了一会儿,再换成后入猛干,一直干到射出来。射完后深情拥抱了好久,真希望时间能停在那一刻,然后才退出来。 休息时抱着老师乱摸,没多久又提枪上阵,正面继续干。老师叫得太大声,我都担心邻居会听到,属实太爽了。正面一个姿势猛干到底,把老师干得一身汗。 结束后一起洗澡,老师还剥了橘子喂我吃。依依不舍地告别,完美出击,体验拉满。 联系方式:@xixixi20…

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31 Oct 2026, 07:20 UTC683 views0 reactionsread 5 November 2026

800群出击报告( https://t.me/GDPSZ ) 工兵留名:jionzi 出击时间:10.31 老师花名:#江晚晴 地理位置:#南山区 上课支出:700P 颜值身材:9分 服务内容:鸳鸯浴#无套口#调#啪啪#全 出击体验:这次体验非常棒👍🏻,跟江完全老师约好时间,到达位置。老师看着挺清纯,一种良家小闺女的气质,小弟瞬间按耐不住,江完全老师五官精致, 肤白,皮肤光滑细腻 胸刚好一握,pp翘,和照片几乎一样,态度温柔,课表上的都有,老师的服务也是特别到位,毫不含糊 ,妹妹舌头柔软,口活也是非常棒👍🏻,温暖的小嘴含住二弟一柱擎天的小弟,实在受不了啦。 示意带T女上位姿势,进入的那刹那包裹感明显好紧,在抽插途中抚摸着妹妹的细腻肌肤和大白兔令人陶醉,换后入姿势大翘臀的抖动让人心血澎湃 ,最后传教士紧紧的抱住妹妹在猛烈的进攻之下交了作业,感觉一切来的太快了,回味无穷!时间到了也不催客,多陪了好长时间,抱着操很爽!😍 优点缺点:很…

31 Oct 2026, 03:47 UTC≈1,160 viewsread 5 November 2026

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