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Channel
Fantastic Plastic Machine
@Ivorytowers
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Polls · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
16,557subscribers
-34 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001131389182 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Ivorytowers |
| Description | Кремлевская башня слоновой кости Контакт: @Ivory_tower_bot Отвечаю только пользователям, чье имя не скрыто |
| Created | 10 August 2017 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 21 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 21 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Ivorytowers |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 21 Aug 2026, 14:57 | 16,557 | -2 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 15:42 | 16,559 | -5 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 15:15 | 16,564 | +7 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 13:13 | 16,557 | -7 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 05:15 | 16,564 | -2 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 18:12 | 16,566 | -13 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 10:36 | 16,579 | +12 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 09:11 | 16,567 | -6 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 08:13 | 16,573 | -8 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 05:02 | 16,581 | -4 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 05:02 | 16,585 | -5 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 06:45 | 16,590 | -2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 05:16 | 16,592 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 02:18 | 16,591 | no change |
| 5 Aug 2026, 22:33 | 16,591 | first reading |
Engagement
87 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 32 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 22.6%
- avg views ÷ 16,557 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 3,730
- 87 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 87
- of 87 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 22 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 87 (31 July 2026 – 22 August 2026) |
| Views total | 324,909 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 22 Aug 2026, 11:05 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- ≈5,680
- Videos
- ≈1,150
- Links
- ≈11,100
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
- Video runtime
- 3m 02s
- Average length
- 30s
Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
Пока Канье Вест не выступит в Малой Токмачке, я не поверю в его существование.
ПЕРВЫЙ ГРЕХ: ЧТО ДЕЛАЛ УКРАИНСКИЙ ДАЙВЕР В ХОРВАТИИ Дмитрий Петровский, писатель, сценарист, публицист, автор Telegram-канала @Ivorytowers Виктор Пелевин в романе S.N.U.F.F. писал, что войны начинаются тогда, когда художественные фильмы становятся похожими на сводки новостей, а сводки новостей — на художественные фильмы. Что ж, мы живём именно в этой реальности. Как сообщает издание Legal Tribune Online, украинца, …
Получил книгу от Мити Самойлова @oversized_shirts. Пока не начал читать. Но это книга, которая уже одним своим оформлением заслужила видное место на полке. Это вещь, которую приятно иметь. Ну а про текст напишу, когда прочту.
ФУТУРОЛОГИЧЕСКОЕ Помните, были такие — языки программирования низкого уровня? Я не программист, но попробую на своём варварском уровне понимания объяснить это для совсем не-программистов. Профессионалы — простите. Например, нам нужно, чтобы на экране компьютера отобразилась красная прямая линия длиною в 100 пикселей. Чтобы сделать это, нужно знать, какая графическая карта стоит на нашем компьютере. Нужно знать адре…
Я понял! Это знищенные ракеты и БПЛА горят! Новый министр обороны в первый день придумал, как их всех сначала складывать в одно место, и уж затем знищать.
Хохлы снова начали публиковать сводки и пишут, что все наши ракеты знищены. Окей, Киев, а что горит-то тогда? Костры рябин? Вроде рано. Может, тогда это жар ваших сердец?
Салют в честь взятия Малой Токмачки было решено провести сегодня в Киеве 🫡
Все сегодня вспоминают ГКЧП. Я помню те события, хоть был еще ребёнком. Но вспоминаю я сегодня покойного Максима Кононенко, который однажды в статье про какие-то наши очередные выборы написал очень мудрую вещь. Точную цитату не найду, поэтому перескажу своими словами. Любую власть выбирает народ. Если же среди предложенных вариантов не находится никого, кто народу нравится – править будет тот, кто не нравится им мен…
Такер Карлсон дал интервью RT и выложил его с логотипом у себя в канале. Что ему за это будет, мы не знаем, но нам приятно. ❗️Подписывайтесь на мой канал в MAX
Именно так.
У коммунистов, между тем, какие-то совсем уже дивные дела происходят. Я специально погуглил: депутат он, слава Богу, уже бывший, но член ЦК КПРФ — вполне действующий. Крым, говорит, не наш. Россия, говорит, не победит. Я в целом за плюрализм. Если человек не помогает военному врагу, а просто война ему не нравится — то вай нот. Я по-прежнему считаю, что слову можно противопоставлять только слово. Но во-первых, перед…
Showing the 12 most recent of 87 posts we hold for @Ivorytowers. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@Ivorytowers edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
- First edit seen
- 8 August 2026
- Most recent edit
- 10 August 2026
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
На кого заменят Канье Уэста?
- Шаман38%
- Копатыч из Смешариков34%
- Слава КПСС19%
- Пророк Санбой15%
- Глеб Самойлов8%
- Группа «Колизей»4%
The shares total 118%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 87 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 22 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 17,148 of 1,583,249entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
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@warclutch · 1,4402 postsСолнце на рукаве
@apocalypseculture · 61 postБедлам ✌️ Киеве
@bedlamVkieve · 51 postZаписки авантюриста
@BeregTime · 21,3881 postCapella
@capella_channel · 251 postЧёрная Сотня
@chernaya100 · 10,3101 postКухня черносотенца
@chernaya100kitchen · 6,4861 postКрымский темник
@crimeantopics · 111 postДолгарева • Река Смородина
@dolgarevaanna · 28,7401 postКомитет 30 февраля
@feb30com · 261 postТвой друг токсичная тварь
@friendico · 231 postВЖ Мизулина Екатерина
@GreatWomanME · 2841 postЛектор Лякин 🇷🇺
@griboedoffchannel · 7341 postУлиткин на Склоне Лет
@jerusalmem · 31 postКомментирую все подряд
@klipoth · 1651 postЛиства: Москва
@listva_books_msk · 10,4471 postМамкин медийщик
@mamkinmedia · 161 postМусорок
@mus0r0k · 21 postАльфонс садится на коня🍓
@NB_Sul · 5871 postДремучий охранитель Z
@Ohranitel · 1,2371 postЕщё один канал в телеге
@pits_tales · 891 postПрометей
@prometheus_rus · 1,1811 postЖАР
@ranonora · 7571 postМаскарадочные сети
@RebyatamNravitsya · 1751 postМастерская репоста
@reposta · 851 postРевизор
@revlsor · 1231 postМемный понедельник на каждый день
@rus_prikoldes · 7,1141 postРУСОФОБОФОБИЯ 🔞🔬 РФФ
@russophobophobia · 7741 postСVерхсOZнательная мышь
@SVZMysh · 691 postTF SURICATS
@TFSURICATS · 3,5801 postThug Shitpost Central
@thug_shitpost_central · 311 postХохлюшки
@ukroshki · 161 postПриемная дяди Баира
@UncleBerik · 5311 postZa🇷🇺Отечество
@za_ote4estvo · 351 postКремлевая Долина
@za_rycckux · 12,1271 postZ ParaBellum MD
@ZParaBellumMD · 4,8231 post
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
@RepublicFiume · 3,4532 postsПрямое действие⚡️Z
@adirect · 14,9391 postBavyrin 🐈⬛
@bavyrin_dabb · 3,1041 postАлександр Пелевин Z
@comradepelevin · 19,9881 postДолгарева • Река Смородина
@dolgarevaanna · 28,7401 postYou'll be Lynched
@everythingisdavidlynch · 5,4991 postИрина Галушко
@galulala · 3,8081 postНЕБОЖЕНА
@imnotbozhena · 503,9741 postКаргач 🇷🇺⚡️Ꙃ
@karga4 · 22,4671 postКарго-анекдоты категории Б 🌴
@kargo_baneks · 15,8631 postЛиства: Москва
@listva_books_msk · 10,4471 postНесокрушимая Оля♥Лукойл
@lukoilolya · 2051 postМальцовская Галерея
@malzoffsgallery · 30,7361 postМаргарита Симоньян
@margaritasimonyan · 515,2971 postСамойлов
@oversized_shirts · 11,1981 postВизантийское баловство
@ozzorstvo · 5511 postРЭП ВЗВОД
@rapvzvodrussia · 9621 postНациональная правозащита
@rightsofnation · 2,4291 postСАЙГА 🇷🇺
@saiganarus · 2,0891 postСвидетели и Егоры
@swideteli · 22,3081 postТак нагло
@taknaglo · 24,4061 postФунт 🔥 Национал-бурлеск
@vsem_xorosho · 6,3491 postУгольный #ГлубинныеБомбыБездарнойЭпохи
@zola_of_renovation · 34,6771 post
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 35 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
@docpro · 143,9319 postsЖурналистика
@dddjournalism · 130,1106 postsFYTW
@fuckyouthatswhy · 24,2605 postsРадио Лекух
@radlekukh · 15,3064 postsУгольный #ГлубинныеБомбыБездарнойЭпохи
@zola_of_renovation · 34,6774 postsАлександр Пелевин Z
@comradepelevin · 19,9883 postsДаавр
@daavrta · 8102 postsOrtega Z 🇷🇺
@niemandswasser · 8,9472 postsRotten Kepken, синоптик
@RottenKepkenChannel · 7,4532 postsZERGULIO
@SergeyKolyasnikov · 445,2342 postsПрямое действие⚡️Z
@adirect · 14,9391 postРаньше всех. Ну почти.
@bbbreaking · 1,971,8981 postТелеграмм Портал. Каталог каналов.
@catalog2020 · 171 postНезабудки культурной борьбы🔻
@forbid_me_not · 9471 postИрина Галушко
@galulala · 3,8081 postКолезев ☮️
@kolezev · 60,1251 postMoshkin | Z
@mmoshkin · 991 postРусский каталог 🇷🇺
@national_hub · 331 postГипатия 🌘
@neohypatia · 1511 postИнфо шум
@noiseboom · 11 postRaubritter
@sovietbear · 1561 post9 утра | Новости и анонсы
@v9utra · 74,5361 postВАРИАНТ
@variantnews · 132,5311 postблеск и нищета партизанок
@ZaVse · 3171 post
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
@RepublicFiume · 3,4534 postsПрямое действие⚡️Z
@adirect · 14,9392 postsНациональная правозащита
@rightsofnation · 2,4292 postsРаньше всех. Ну почти.
@bbbreaking · 1,971,8981 postБладсикер 2.0
@bIoodsiker · 212,6811 postДолгарева • Река Смородина
@dolgarevaanna · 28,7401 postFYTW
@fuckyouthatswhy · 24,2601 postЖизнь насекомых
@insect_life · 191,6341 postЛиства: Москва
@listva_books_msk · 10,4471 postАндрей Медведев
@MedvedevVesti · 184,5721 postМосква сейчас
@mosnow · 470,8311 postГагаринг. Лаборатория электроники.
@my_el_lab · 41,2021 postСамойлов
@oversized_shirts · 11,1981 postШоколадки и оливки🍫🫒
@PleshZaharaPrilepina · 1501 postРадник
@radnyknews · 703,0061 postSulphur and cats
@Sulphur_and_cats · 1,1641 postУзники РКН 🔻
@UznikiRKN · 3981 postУгольный #ГлубинныеБомбыБездарнойЭпохи
@zola_of_renovation · 34,6771 post
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 2
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 0
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 2
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@Ivorytowers named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
named in 6 posts, 11 August 2026 – 18 August 2026
named in 3 posts, 8 August 2026 – 21 August 2026
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@kbrvdvkr · 80,757
Telegram ranks this channel #39 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 18 August 2026
@docpro · 143,931
Telegram ranks this channel #68 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 13 August 2026
@ia_steklomoy · 110,591
Telegram ranks this channel #69 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 14 August 2026
@kitchen_chef · 82,043
Telegram ranks this channel #70 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 18 August 2026
@istrkalkglk · 121,946
Telegram ranks this channel #79 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 14 August 2026
@oko_ok · 129,546
Telegram ranks this channel #85 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 13 August 2026
@mysly · 167,724
Telegram ranks this channel #86 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 13 August 2026
This channel appears in 7 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 21 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Fantastic Plastic Machine” (@Ivorytowers), 16,557 subscribers as measured 21 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Ivorytowers.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.