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Fantastic Plastic Machine

@Ivorytowers

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16,557subscribers

-34 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001131389182
TypeChannel
Username@Ivorytowers
DescriptionКремлевская башня слоновой кости Контакт: @Ivory_tower_bot Отвечаю только пользователям, чье имя не скрыто
Created10 August 2017measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live21 August 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 21 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/Ivorytowers

Growth

16,55716,59216,574.55 August 2026 — 16,591 subscribers6 August 2026 — 16,591 subscribers7 August 2026 — 16,592 subscribers8 August 2026 — 16,590 subscribers9 August 2026 — 16,585 subscribers10 August 2026 — 16,581 subscribers11 August 2026 — 16,573 subscribers12 August 2026 — 16,567 subscribers13 August 2026 — 16,579 subscribers14 August 2026 — 16,566 subscribers16 August 2026 — 16,564 subscribers17 August 2026 — 16,557 subscribers18 August 2026 — 16,564 subscribers20 August 2026 — 16,559 subscribers21 August 2026 — 16,557 subscribers5 August 202621 August 2026
15 measurements spanning 16 days, net -34. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 16,552–16,597 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
21 Aug 2026, 14:5716,557-2
20 Aug 2026, 15:4216,559-5
18 Aug 2026, 15:1516,564+7
17 Aug 2026, 13:1316,557-7
16 Aug 2026, 05:1516,564-2
14 Aug 2026, 18:1216,566-13
13 Aug 2026, 10:3616,579+12
12 Aug 2026, 09:1116,567-6
11 Aug 2026, 08:1316,573-8
10 Aug 2026, 05:0216,581-4
9 Aug 2026, 05:0216,585-5
8 Aug 2026, 06:4516,590-2
7 Aug 2026, 05:1616,592+1
6 Aug 2026, 02:1816,591no change
5 Aug 2026, 22:3316,591first reading

Engagement

87 posts held, back to 31 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 32 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
22.6%
avg views ÷ 16,557 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,730
87 posts measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
87
of 87 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 22 August 2026
Posts held87 (31 July 202622 August 2026)
Views total324,909
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken22 Aug 2026, 11:05 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
5,680
Videos
1,150
Links
11,100

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
3m 02s
Average length
30s

Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Recent posts

20 Aug 2026, 14:27 UTC≈1,950 viewsread 22 August 2026
Forwarded from @lukoilolya

Пока Канье Вест не выступит в Малой Токмачке, я не поверю в его существование.

20 Aug 2026, 12:18 UTC≈1,700 viewsread 22 August 2026
Photo

ПЕРВЫЙ ГРЕХ: ЧТО ДЕЛАЛ УКРАИНСКИЙ ДАЙВЕР В ХОРВАТИИ Дмитрий Петровский, писатель, сценарист, публицист, автор Telegram-канала @Ivorytowers Виктор Пелевин в романе S.N.U.F.F. писал, что войны начинаются тогда, когда художественные фильмы становятся похожими на сводки новостей, а сводки новостей — на художественные фильмы. Что ж, мы живём именно в этой реальности. Как сообщает издание Legal Tribune Online, украинца,

20 Aug 2026, 09:44 UTC≈3,760 viewsread 22 August 2026
Photo

Получил книгу от Мити Самойлова @oversized_shirts. Пока не начал читать. Но это книга, которая уже одним своим оформлением заслужила видное место на полке. Это вещь, которую приятно иметь. Ну а про текст напишу, когда прочту.

20 Aug 2026, 08:23 UTC≈2,120 viewsread 22 August 2026

ФУТУРОЛОГИЧЕСКОЕ Помните, были такие — языки программирования низкого уровня? Я не программист, но попробую на своём варварском уровне понимания объяснить это для совсем не-программистов. Профессионалы — простите. Например, нам нужно, чтобы на экране компьютера отобразилась красная прямая линия длиною в 100 пикселей. Чтобы сделать это, нужно знать, какая графическая карта стоит на нашем компьютере. Нужно знать адре

20 Aug 2026, 07:32 UTC≈2,060 viewsread 22 August 2026
Video

Я понял! Это знищенные ракеты и БПЛА горят! Новый министр обороны в первый день придумал, как их всех сначала складывать в одно место, и уж затем знищать.

20 Aug 2026, 06:51 UTC≈2,200 viewsread 22 August 2026
Photo

Хохлы снова начали публиковать сводки и пишут, что все наши ракеты знищены. Окей, Киев, а что горит-то тогда? Костры рябин? Вроде рано. Может, тогда это жар ваших сердец?

19 Aug 2026, 21:10 UTC≈2,350 viewsread 22 August 2026
Forwarded from @zola_of_renovation

Салют в честь взятия Малой Токмачки было решено провести сегодня в Киеве 🫡

19 Aug 2026, 16:11 UTC≈2,880 viewsread 22 August 2026

Все сегодня вспоминают ГКЧП. Я помню те события, хоть был еще ребёнком. Но вспоминаю я сегодня покойного Максима Кононенко, который однажды в статье про какие-то наши очередные выборы написал очень мудрую вещь. Точную цитату не найду, поэтому перескажу своими словами. Любую власть выбирает народ. Если же среди предложенных вариантов не находится никого, кто народу нравится – править будет тот, кто не нравится им мен

19 Aug 2026, 16:03 UTC≈2,410 viewsread 22 August 2026
Forwarded from @margaritasimonyanPhoto

Такер Карлсон дал интервью RT и выложил его с логотипом у себя в канале. Что ему за это будет, мы не знаем, но нам приятно. ❗️Подписывайтесь на мой канал в MAX

18 Aug 2026, 13:08 UTC≈3,740 viewsread 22 August 2026

У коммунистов, между тем, какие-то совсем уже дивные дела происходят. Я специально погуглил: депутат он, слава Богу, уже бывший, но член ЦК КПРФ — вполне действующий. Крым, говорит, не наш. Россия, говорит, не победит. Я в целом за плюрализм. Если человек не помогает военному врагу, а просто война ему не нравится — то вай нот. Я по-прежнему считаю, что слову можно противопоставлять только слово. Но во-первых, перед

Showing the 12 most recent of 87 posts we hold for @Ivorytowers. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@Ivorytowers edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
8 August 2026
Most recent edit
10 August 2026

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

17 Aug 2026, 14:28 UTCAnonymous Poll699 voters

На кого заменят Канье Уэста?

  1. Шаман38%
  2. Копатыч из Смешариков34%
  3. Слава КПСС19%
  4. Пророк Санбой15%
  5. Глеб Самойлов8%
  6. Группа «Колизей»4%

The shares total 118%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 87 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 22 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 17,148 of 1,583,249entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

FYTW
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3 posts
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2 posts
Солнце на рукаве
@apocalypseculture · 6
1 post
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@bedlamVkieve · 5
1 post
Zаписки авантюриста
@BeregTime · 21,388
1 post
Capella
@capella_channel · 25
1 post
Чёрная Сотня
@chernaya100 · 10,310
1 post
Кухня черносотенца
@chernaya100kitchen · 6,486
1 post
Крымский темник
@crimeantopics · 11
1 post
Долгарева • Река Смородина
@dolgarevaanna · 28,740
1 post
Комитет 30 февраля
@feb30com · 26
1 post
Твой друг токсичная тварь
@friendico · 23
1 post
ВЖ Мизулина Екатерина
@GreatWomanME · 284
1 post
Лектор Лякин 🇷🇺
@griboedoffchannel · 734
1 post
Улиткин на Склоне Лет
@jerusalmem · 3
1 post
Комментирую все подряд
@klipoth · 165
1 post
Листва: Москва
@listva_books_msk · 10,447
1 post
Мамкин медийщик
@mamkinmedia · 16
1 post
Мусорок
@mus0r0k · 2
1 post
Альфонс садится на коня🍓
@NB_Sul · 587
1 post
Дремучий охранитель Z
@Ohranitel · 1,237
1 post
Ещё один канал в телеге
@pits_tales · 89
1 post
Прометей
@prometheus_rus · 1,181
1 post
ЖАР
@ranonora · 757
1 post
Маскарадочные сети
@RebyatamNravitsya · 175
1 post
Мастерская репоста
@reposta · 85
1 post
Ревизор
@revlsor · 123
1 post
Мемный понедельник на каждый день
@rus_prikoldes · 7,114
1 post
РУСОФОБОФОБИЯ 🔞🔬 РФФ
@russophobophobia · 774
1 post
СVерхсOZнательная мышь
@SVZMysh · 69
1 post
TF SURICATS
@TFSURICATS · 3,580
1 post
Thug Shitpost Central
@thug_shitpost_central · 31
1 post
Хохлюшки
@ukroshki · 16
1 post
Приемная дяди Баира
@UncleBerik · 531
1 post
Za🇷🇺Отечество
@za_ote4estvo · 35
1 post
Кремлевая Долина
@za_rycckux · 12,127
1 post
Z ParaBellum MD
@ZParaBellumMD · 4,823
1 post

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 35 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Мышь в овощном
@kbrvdvkr · 80,757
Telegram ranks this channel #39 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 18 August 2026
Доктор Z прописал
@docpro · 143,931
Telegram ranks this channel #68 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 13 August 2026
ИА "Стекломой"
@ia_steklomoy · 110,591
Telegram ranks this channel #69 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 14 August 2026
На кухне у повара
@kitchen_chef · 82,043
Telegram ranks this channel #70 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 18 August 2026
историк-алкоголик
@istrkalkglk · 121,946
Telegram ranks this channel #79 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 14 August 2026
Всевидящее око
@oko_ok · 129,546
Telegram ranks this channel #85 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 13 August 2026
Мюсли вслух
@mysly · 167,724
Telegram ranks this channel #86 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 13 August 2026

This channel appears in 7 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 21 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Fantastic Plastic Machine” (@Ivorytowers), 16,557 subscribers as measured 21 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Ivorytowers.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.