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Channel
KashKysh Left Curve moves
@KashKyshAlpha
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
10,843subscribers
-761 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001756176179 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @KashKyshAlpha |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 33 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/KashKyshAlpha |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 57% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 17:22 | 10,843 | -521 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 12:56 | 11,364 | -44 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 18:58 | 11,408 | -54 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 03:37 | 11,462 | -45 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 21:17 | 11,507 | -71 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 17:20 | 11,578 | -38 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 05:56 | 11,616 | -19 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 21:45 | 11,635 | -30 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 19:07 | 11,665 | -22 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 21:25 | 11,687 | -32 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 19:37 | 11,719 | -30 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 16:08 | 11,749 | -19 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 18:22 | 11,768 | -27 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 19:04 | 11,795 | -17 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 21:25 | 11,812 | -18 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 17:52 | 11,830 | -12 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 20:59 | 11,842 | -17 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 09:56 | 11,859 | -6 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 21:29 | 11,865 | -12 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 14:23 | 11,877 | first reading |
Engagement
115 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 46 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 14.7%
- avg views ÷ 10,843 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 1,600
- 35 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 35
- of 115 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 115 (29 July 2026 – 2 September 2026) |
| Views total | 55,964 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 3 Sept 2026, 00:38 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Recent posts
Market is so fucking horny
Went to gym and legit missed generational wealth holy fuck https://dexscreener.com/robinhood/0x48cff3c087c11b88bab76488f0d17b3e0c3dab113334e8b7a3d1205f1b31d923
$GASPASS still ranging, team is pushing hard and lining up catalysts This slow cook will get his run Send my Gasspas
you wake up and see 20 runners that flew without you, and start questioning your whole life the urge to ape anything just to feel like you're not missing out again that's exactly the moment you make your worst trade trenches are still difficult to navigate, many generational opportunities ahead, don't rush it https://x.com/KashKysh/status/2094805623380619285
You know it’s a bull market when you feel like you’re losing money by going to the gym
gg jeets turned Robinhood into solana Enjoy the 35 PvP and ruining golden narra because of extractors 5 launchpad 15 coins 1 narra, simply can't work
gg dev of main $ROBINCAT just made a quick 400K milking trenchers
$CATE been slowing down for a bit due to capital flowing into Robinhood chain Got a strong feeling it's FAR from being done 100K+ holders and 80k+ on FOMO Scoop the cheap entries before it goes vertical again
Many president coins are launching left and right, don't lose your precious shekels to some faggots low life ruggers
After months of going nowhere, SOL just broke $100 and blew past its first target at $98.4 like it wasn't even there Volume is coming back, dormant wallets are waking up, memecoins are moving again SOL is officially back
🔶 Big news! #GASSPAS is now featured on @binance 🚀 🔶 https://www.binance.com/en/square/post/360917932239874
Showing the 12 most recent of 115 posts we hold for @KashKyshAlpha. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 1
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 0
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 1
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@KashKyshAlpha named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
named in 1 post, 29 August 2026 – 29 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“KashKysh Left Curve moves” (@KashKyshAlpha), 10,843 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/KashKyshAlpha.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.