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АКУШЕР-ХА!

@akusherha

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8,136subscribers

-56 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001381115718
TypeChannel
Username@akusherha
Created20 January 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 September 2026
Measurements held13
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/akusherha

Topic

Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

8,1368,1928,1646 August 2026 — 8,192 subscribers6 August 2026 — 8,192 subscribers9 August 2026 — 8,186 subscribers12 August 2026 — 8,187 subscribers16 August 2026 — 8,173 subscribers18 August 2026 — 8,166 subscribers21 August 2026 — 8,161 subscribers25 August 2026 — 8,156 subscribers28 August 2026 — 8,149 subscribers31 August 2026 — 8,148 subscribers4 September 2026 — 8,140 subscribers9 September 2026 — 8,143 subscribers14 September 2026 — 8,136 subscribers6 August 202614 September 2026
13 measurements spanning 39 days, net -56. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,128–8,200 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Sept 2026, 00:368,136-7
9 Sept 2026, 23:408,143+3
4 Sept 2026, 14:378,140-8
31 Aug 2026, 20:368,148-1
28 Aug 2026, 11:588,149-7
25 Aug 2026, 03:038,156-5
21 Aug 2026, 15:488,161-5
18 Aug 2026, 23:448,166-7
16 Aug 2026, 04:158,173-14
12 Aug 2026, 16:088,187+1
9 Aug 2026, 15:148,186-6
6 Aug 2026, 10:188,192no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:558,192first reading

Engagement

37 posts held, back to 20 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 21 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
30.4%
avg views ÷ 8,136 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,480
9 posts measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
9
of 37 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held37 (20 July 202628 August 2026)
Views total22,290
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken28 Aug 2026, 18:35 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
10m 48s
Average length
2m 42s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 06:08 UTC≈1,010 viewsread 28 August 2026
Video

Я - каждый раз, когда при мне начинаются разговоры о геополитике и геоэкономике, феминизме, проработке кармы, да о чём угодно. 😎

25 Aug 2026, 09:09 UTC≈1,890 viewsread 28 August 2026

Давайте ещё и ещё раз об оземпике и всех его аналогах и генериках. Поскольку ещё одна знакомица 48-ми лет, отчаявшись перестать жрать по доброй воле, присела на. И не раз. Сейчас радуется, поскольку 90 кг по сравнению с 130 кг уже кажутся ей экстремальной худобой. Недавно, что правда, споткнулась и упала. С лестницы. Так-то она и всегда была неуклюжая, право-лево, сено-солома, проприоцепция ни к чёрту, разве только л

24 Aug 2026, 17:23 UTC≈2,350 viewsread 28 August 2026
Photo

С Канье Уэстом очень смешно. Извините. 😎

23 Aug 2026, 08:29 UTC≈2,450 viewsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Глянула, сколько ассоциаций кинокритиков. Господи, сколько же в мире бездельников!

20 Aug 2026, 17:14 UTC≈3,150 viewsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Все мои электронные книги (и аудиокнига "Приключения Пальмы. Зелёный забор", читает автор) теперь здесь: https://paywall.pw/83oezrbwvjxe/products

19 Aug 2026, 09:47 UTC≈3,360 viewsread 28 August 2026

Тридцать пять лет назад я была на дальних пляжах под Одессой в развесёлой компании, без телевизоров, и, простите, телефонов; радио, вероятней всего было в чёрной "Волге", позаимствованной у папы сыном директора завода прецизионных станков, но мы предпочитали слушать магнитофон. Так что я с Лениным бревно не несла в митингах не участвовала, вспомнить могу только то, что песок был чистым, море тёплым, а сын директора

18 Aug 2026, 14:57 UTC≈3,060 viewsread 28 August 2026

Ну, фуф, разобрались. Говорят, по последним сведениям никакой Украйна не концлагерь, а всего лишь колония-поселение.🤣😎

18 Aug 2026, 07:45 UTC≈3,230 viewsread 28 August 2026

Там вжэ поришалы концтабир Украйна чы ни? Меня другое зацепило от этого "табир-табир- табир, я опиздал на табир"... Слово-то пришло из тюркских языков. В турецком и крымскотатарском языках tabur - это "укрепление из повозок". В чагатайском улусе было слово tapkur - укрепление, и tabɣur - пояс, ограда. Цыгане, румыны, венгры, поляки - тоже табором обзавелись от тюрков. Набеги, набеги, ассимиляция... Я родилась и в

15 Aug 2026, 05:16 UTC≈4,250 viewsread 28 August 2026

А вообще, что ни говорите, а Украина переплюнула аж целые США. Там в своё время президентом стал профессиональный актёр. А на Украине президентом стал клоун-самоучка из студенческой самодеятельности. Очень, очень талантливый народ! Спивучий, долбоебучий, говнюче-пахучий.

12 Aug 2026, 15:25 UTC≈4,550 viewsread 28 August 2026

Сегодня четыре месяца, как работает наш закрытый ТЮ-Клуб, и мы очень рады, если кому-то в какой-то из ипостасей полезны. Надеемся и впредь углублять, усугублять, мотивировать, провоцировать, любить, холить и лелеять (лелейкой по холке 😎) Спасибо тем, кто с нами. Понимаем и тех, кому с нами оказалось не по пути (молитва гештальтиста). Мы всё там же, по тому же адресу, заходите на огонёк: https://paywall.pw/83oezrb

11 Aug 2026, 15:44 UTC≈5,100 viewsread 28 August 2026

Украинская певичка с русской фамилией хотела стать звездой в РФ и попасть на Первый канал. Не вышло. Украинська спивачка з российським призвыщем возненавидела РФ и сожгла кокошник на камеру, в надежде попасть в зиркы йивпропэйського садочку. Нэ склалося. Украинська спивачка вознэнавыдэла нэньку и... потрапыла на Пэршый канал РФ. Мечты сбываются. Слоган Газпрома. История певички-спивачки - краткая история Украйны в л

Showing the 12 most recent of 37 posts we hold for @akusherha. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

real cultras
@real_cultras · 24,304
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 16 September 2026
Шемякин, усни!
@gillshem · 38,770
Telegram ranks this channel #52 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 31 August 2026
О зверях и людях (Диана Удовиченко)
@diana_udovichenko · 27,484
Telegram ranks this channel #60 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 September 2026
DarkZotovLand
@darkzotovland · 105,237
Telegram ranks this channel #74 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 15 August 2026
Лев Щаранский | Официальный канал 🔞
@sharanism · 33,748
Telegram ranks this channel #77 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 4 September 2026

This channel appears in 5 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“АКУШЕР-ХА!” (@akusherha), 8,136 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/akusherha.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.