Юмористический канал без политики.
Для связи: @Diana_Udovi4enko
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https://knd.gov.ru/license?id=674db082c577eb7c523ef494®istryType=bloggersPermission
Created
11 February 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 76% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
33 measurements spanning 43 days, net -238. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 27,431–27,763 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 07:59
27,469
-15
16 Sept 2026, 04:40
27,484
-13
14 Sept 2026, 10:01
27,497
-10
12 Sept 2026, 19:55
27,507
-15
10 Sept 2026, 23:38
27,522
-17
7 Sept 2026, 19:57
27,539
-17
4 Sept 2026, 19:41
27,556
-18
3 Sept 2026, 01:17
27,574
-7
1 Sept 2026, 20:54
27,581
-11
31 Aug 2026, 17:58
27,592
-8
30 Aug 2026, 20:57
27,600
-6
29 Aug 2026, 17:55
27,606
-8
28 Aug 2026, 20:16
27,614
-7
27 Aug 2026, 21:07
27,621
+4
27 Aug 2026, 00:04
27,617
-1
25 Aug 2026, 21:54
27,618
-3
25 Aug 2026, 00:41
27,621
-16
23 Aug 2026, 10:14
27,637
-14
21 Aug 2026, 21:55
27,651
-10
20 Aug 2026, 17:35
27,661
first reading
Engagement
131 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 61 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
19.3%
avg views ÷ 27,469 subscribers
Avg views / post
5,310
52 posts measured
Reaction rate
11.1%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
52
of 131 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 19 September 2026
Posts held
131 (31 July 2026 – 19 September 2026)
Views total
275,990
Reactions total
30,635
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
19 Sept 2026, 20:11 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈2,320
Videos
≈858
Links
≈682
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 19 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
35m 31s
Average length
56s
Measured directly from 38 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
80,660 reactions across 128 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
24,037
29.8%
😁
18,463
22.9%
🤣
10,536
13.1%
🔥
7,733
9.59%
👍
5,939
7.36%
💯
5,288
6.56%
😍
3,931
4.87%
😢
2,401
2.98%
👀
1,289
1.60%
🙏
686
0.85%
🤝
191
0.237%
⚡
48
0.06%
🕊
40
0.05%
🤩
39
0.048%
🍾
25
0.031%
🎉
14
0.017%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 131 of the 131 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 83,186 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 131 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 19 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
11
across the posts below
Posts paid on
9
of 131 we hold a reading for · 7%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @diana_udovichenko. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 131 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 31 July 2026 to 19 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
3.05%
4 of 131 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
4
posts carrying an erid · 4 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
5,370
over 4 measured posts
Median views · rest
5,800
over 127 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2VSb5wGHsDL
1
19 August 2026
19 August 2026
2VtzqxJTkBM
1
25 August 2026
25 August 2026
2W5zFGka7Xf
1
3 September 2026
3 September 2026
2W5zFJaE49F
1
11 August 2026
11 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 131 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 19 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
- Я гулять ухожу.
- А я тебя буду ждау. Скучау буду.
- И я буду скучать.
- Давау тебя поцеловау.
- И я тебя поцелую.
- Ты там себя прилично ведиу. Берегиу себя.
- Ладно. И ты веди себя хорррошо.
- Я себя всегда хорошо ведуу.
- Мой корррм не жррри.
- Вот еще. Буду жрау.
- Не жррри.
- Буду, буду жрау!
- Тогда я тебя укушу.
- А я тебе по морде надавау!
#собакошки
Опять новости про Сидни Суини. Эта девчонка меня восхищает.
Сначала она снялась в рекламе джинсов, и оскорбила черных тем, что у нее хорошие гены. Ибо у белого человека хороших генов не может быть по определению, только плохие. Потом она снялась в рекламе и оскорбила толстых. Потому что худая. Затем она снялась в рекламе и оскорбила балерин. Потому что в пачке и пуантах.
Теперь Сидни взяла новую высоту - оскорбила с…
Читательница как-то поведала Передаю в форме рассказа. Итак…
Этот парень на сайте знакомств сразу понравился Вике. Красив, подтянут, грамотный и образованный, интересный собеседник. Поэтому, когда он предложил встретиться, Вика с радостью ответила «да!»
Парень пригласил в дорогой ресторан. Вика, чтобы не ударить в грязь лицом, подготовилась к свиданию по максимуму. Записалась на маникюр, педикюр и к парикмахеру.
…
В Телеграме есть каналы, словно редкие жемчужины. Из тех, за которыми ныряльщики во все времена кидались с высоких утесов. А я для вас уже нашла - «Гонзаговна пишет».
Искусствовед в свободном полете – это почище любого развлекательного шоу. А какие у нее тексты! Там и тонкая ирония и порой полная непредсказуемость действия, когда развязка переворачивает изначальные читательские ожидания. «Гонзаговна» любит сюрпризы…
Я тут задумчивая, знаете ли, поскольку пребываю в эстетически-этическо-экзистенциальном шоке.
Проще говоря, читаю опус (иначе не назвать) Александры Марининой "Горький квест". Это, господа и товарищи, адская кринжатина. Хочу с вами поделиться.
Я с удовольствием читала серию Марининой про Настю Каменскую. Потом мне поднадоело, и я несколько лет за творчеством автора не следила.
А сейчас вспомнила, и решила новенько…
- Вставау, давау играу! Нет? Вот я ногу на тебя положиу. Все равно спау? Ладно. Тогда руку на тебя положиу. Все равно спау? И голову на тебя положиу. И обнимау твою башку огромную. Такой ты у меня милый щенок любимый. Тоже буду спау...
#собакошки
Есть у меня давняя мечта — увидеть цветущее лавандовое поле. Ведь даже на фото это невероятная красота. Почему-то я всегда считала, что лавандовые поля есть только в Провансе.
Но недавно моя читательница рассказала, что огромные поля лаванды есть и в Крыму.
Посмотрите, какая роскошь!
И там не только лаванда — там еще и розы. Поле розы занимает 30 гектаров это больше миллиона цветущих роз. Представляете себе этот п…
По поводу детских страхов. У бабушки с дедушкой был частный дом с садом и огородом. А еще они держали кур. Ясное дело, днем выпускали, куры эти ходили, что-то там клевали на земле. И был там петух - здоровый такой, залупастый до ужаса. Такой себе султан в гареме.
Петуху все время требовалось доказывать своим бабам, что он - мужик хоть куда, и даст пизды любому врагу, который покусится.
Я не была курой, и петух это …
Вот и пришла осень. Началась учёба. В школе, ВУЗе, колледже - да мало ли где. А в моем любимом магазине Randewoo появился новый арома-бокс "Классная работа", посвящённый учителям.
В самом деле, ведь скоро День учителя! И не надо больше ломать головы, что бы подарить любимым преподавателям. Или родным людям, которые работают учителями. И не только на День учителя, а в принципе на любой праздник.
Вот, пожалуйста - на…
❤111🔥36👍22🤣3
Signed Диана Удовиченко
Showing the 12 most recent of 131 posts we hold for @diana_udovichenko. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Posts edited after publishing
@diana_udovichenko edited 7 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
9 August 2026
Most recent edit
30 August 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 10 September 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
DarkZotovLand @darkzotovland · 105,209 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 15 August 2026
Александр Райн| Канал авторских историй @RaynAlexandr · 32,474 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 5 September 2026
Слава Сэ | Fan @slava_ce · 23,102 Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 19 September 2026
Печатные выражения @pechat_sallyks · 26,373 Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 13 September 2026
Александр Бессонов @AleksBessonov · 60,410 Telegram ranks this channel #21 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 22 August 2026
Зона Лазерсона @lazerzona · 81,761 Telegram ranks this channel #36 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 18 August 2026
Женщина и прочие неприятности @conflict_in · 49,596 Telegram ranks this channel #41 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 25 August 2026
ADME @adme_ru_official · 23,218 Telegram ranks this channel #47 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 18 September 2026
Мария Маркова | Женский стендап @masha_markova_standup · 36,609 Telegram ranks this channel #49 of 78 here — alongside 77 others — read 1 September 2026
Барышня шутить изволит @baryshnya_shutit · 45,494 Telegram ranks this channel #49 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 27 August 2026
Быть одной — ЗБС @homealoneee · 27,892 Telegram ranks this channel #51 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 10 September 2026
Тамара, какого хрена? @od_tkh · 22,937 Telegram ranks this channel #55 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 19 September 2026
Катины секреты @no_drama_plz · 37,497 Telegram ranks this channel #55 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 1 September 2026
Доктор Роберт и окрестности. @Dr_RobertM · 38,835 Telegram ranks this channel #55 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 31 August 2026
Псовский диктор🎙️ @psovsky_dicktor · 70,128 Telegram ranks this channel #57 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 20 August 2026
мерзкие женщины @merzkiej · 33,275 Telegram ranks this channel #61 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 4 September 2026
Лиля Ким | Сторителлинг и блог @lilia_kim_story · 23,295 Telegram ranks this channel #65 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 18 September 2026
Мамыкина явилась @onwritingwell · 23,505 Telegram ranks this channel #68 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 18 September 2026
ЛЕНИВЫЙ КУЛИНАР @leniviy_kulinar @kulinar_leniviy · 124,457 Telegram ranks this channel #73 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 13 August 2026
Шемякин, усни! @gillshem · 38,776 Telegram ranks this channel #83 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 31 August 2026
This channel appears in 20 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“О зверях и людях (Диана Удовиченко)” (@diana_udovichenko), 27,469 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/diana_udovichenko.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.