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Канал писателя и журналиста Зинаиды Лобановой
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Пообщаться: @Zina_Lobanova
Реестр РКН: https://www.gosuslugi.ru/snet/6736204315601c23cb24c8b5
Created
4 June 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 47% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
60 measurements spanning 94 days, net -425. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,712–12,265 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 60
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
7 Nov 2026, 21:08
11,776
-7
6 Nov 2026, 15:47
11,783
-9
5 Nov 2026, 15:58
11,792
-3
4 Nov 2026, 12:34
11,795
-3
3 Nov 2026, 11:28
11,798
-2
2 Nov 2026, 10:10
11,800
-7
1 Nov 2026, 09:16
11,807
-10
31 Oct 2026, 07:15
11,817
-7
30 Oct 2026, 10:16
11,824
-4
29 Oct 2026, 13:28
11,828
-8
28 Oct 2026, 12:58
11,836
-8
27 Oct 2026, 11:21
11,844
-7
26 Oct 2026, 11:07
11,851
-13
25 Oct 2026, 12:40
11,864
-6
24 Oct 2026, 15:27
11,870
-7
23 Oct 2026, 13:38
11,877
-5
22 Oct 2026, 10:50
11,882
-5
21 Oct 2026, 02:07
11,887
-3
20 Oct 2026, 01:07
11,890
-5
18 Oct 2026, 04:11
11,895
first reading
Engagement
109 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 59 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
11.4%
avg views ÷ 11,776 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,340
18 posts measured
Reaction rate
9.02%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
18
of 109 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 November 2026
Posts held
109 (30 July 2026 – 8 November 2026)
Views total
24,161
Reactions total
2,180
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
8 Nov 2026, 20:11 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈2,630
Videos
≈642
Links
≈959
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
11m 03s
Average length
41s
Measured directly from 16 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
10,994 reactions across 103 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.0% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
4,615
42.0%
🔥
2,204
20.0%
😁
1,827
16.6%
💯
656
5.97%
🤣
517
4.70%
👍
404
3.67%
🐳
192
1.75%
😢
161
1.46%
✍
131
1.19%
💔
123
1.12%
🍾
101
0.919%
👻
40
0.364%
🌚
23
0.209%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 109 of the 109 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 11,695 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 109 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 8 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Advertising
Ad load
0.917%
1 of 109 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
1,330
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
1,370
over 108 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
CQH36pWzJqMv51HBjGEgjdbY362NaMALFUYBhswD4j4RqE
1
20 August 2026
20 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 109 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 8 November 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 8 of 18 posts held from the last 30 days (44.4%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
И вот кстати еще про кино.
Перед фильмом реклама. И 80% рекламы — это ужастики. Причем иностранные.
Кишки, кровь, вытекшие глаза, мертвецы, отрезанные пальцы, весь экран в томатном соке.
Мне вот интересно, министерству культуры или кто там этим занят, ничего не жмет? Вот они не дают прокатные удостоверения фильмам, потому те рушат наши скрепы. Или вот Хэллоуин не рекомендуемый праздник. И сигареты теперь в кадре в…
Ходила в кино. Смотрела «Плетеный муж».
Пишут, что это «комедийная сказка». На мой взгляд это так же далеко от комедийности, как, например, «Криминальное чтиво» от комедийного боевика. Скорее всего это философская сказка. Не без юмора, но все же это драма.
… одинокая рыбачка, живущая на краю деревни, — мишень для колкостей соседей. Особого повода не любить ее нет, но вот как-то так сложилось: она не симпатичная, не…
Сегодня день рождения у одного из главных героев этого канала - нашей основной спортсменки - Розишны. Ей 19 лет! Это благодаря ей мы на ПП и спорте. И ещё, благодаря ей многие маленькие мальчики и девочки стали здоровее, а их мамы поверили в себя.
Часто говорят: так пролетело время, сложно было представить, что и как будет. А я вот именно так все и представляла! Что Роза станет вот именно такой.
Слышала, что чугунн…
Раскидайчик — это радость! Ты стоишь, дёргаешь за резинку, он блестит ярким боком. Или идёшь, а он рядом скачет.
Их всегда продавали на демонстрациях. И ещё в цирке. А просто так в магазинах их было не купить.
Внутри раскидайчика опилки, а сверху яркая фольгой и перевязан резиночкой.
… не придумала, что написать, потому что для меня «это тот, что перенесли с 7 ноября».
И я сразу вспоминаю бумажные гвоздики, шары, чай из термоса и мне всегда покупали раскидайчики.
Но есть уже поколение, для кого праздник именно 4 ноября. И это правильно, потому что страны с бумажными гвоздиками давно уже нет.
Так что с праздником!
После трех летнего перерыва и работы на себя все это время, выхожу в офис.
Как теперь говорят «в найм».
И вот меня очень удивляет, что многих удивляет, что я буду ходить на работу. Все так и спрашивают:
— Тебе теперь придется в офис ходить?
Я вот упустила момент, когда появилась эта ветка реальности? Вот это неподдельное удивление.
— Теперь придется рано вставать, — напоминают мне.
А когда я работала из дома и н…
18 лет назад ❤️❤️❤️
Это был единственный клуб рядом с домом и туда можно было дойти с коляской с новорожденной Розой.
Так и пошло-поехало…
Расскажите, а как вы или ваши дети пришли в спорт? Поддержим других родителей!
❤150🔥27👍7
Showing the 12 most recent of 109 posts we hold for @plansheblanmange. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@plansheblanmange edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
12 August 2026
Most recent edit
21 August 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Женщина и прочие неприятности @conflict_in · 49,605 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 25 August 2026
Обратная сторона Л. @semikolennyh · 18,733 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 4 October 2026
Мамыкина явилась @onwritingwell · 23,418 Telegram ranks this channel #16 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 18 September 2026
Барышня шутить изволит @baryshnya_shutit · 44,712 Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 27 August 2026
Хьюстон, у нас проблемы @we_have_problems · 20,740 Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 27 September 2026
Собачий Потрох @sobachkyn_potroh · 47,398 Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 26 August 2026
Александр Бессонов @AleksBessonov · 60,171 Telegram ranks this channel #29 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 22 August 2026
Максимально наша @maximalno_nasha · 25,469 Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 14 September 2026
МАША И ЕДА @delikatessenit · 45,378 Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 27 August 2026
Юлия_Рублева @zamuzh_rubleva · 20,963 Telegram ranks this channel #36 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 27 September 2026
Слава Сэ | Fan @slava_ce · 22,891 Telegram ranks this channel #37 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 19 September 2026
О зверях и людях (Диана Удовиченко) @diana_udovichenko · 27,316 Telegram ranks this channel #37 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 September 2026
Сотникова пишет @elenasotnikovaletters · 20,410 Telegram ranks this channel #48 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 26 September 2026
Александр Райн| Канал авторских историй @RaynAlexandr · 32,185 Telegram ranks this channel #49 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 5 September 2026
С. Плиев. Истории из ж. @istizh · 21,230 Telegram ranks this channel #51 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 24 September 2026
This channel appears in 15 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 November 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Планше и Бланманже” (@plansheblanmange), 11,776 subscribers as measured 7 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/plansheblanmange.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.