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Планше и Бланманже

@plansheblanmange

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11,991subscribers

-210 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001263426155
TypeChannel
Username@plansheblanmange
Created4 June 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/plansheblanmange

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 47% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

11,99112,20112,0966 August 2026 — 12,201 subscribers6 August 2026 — 12,201 subscribers7 August 2026 — 12,190 subscribers8 August 2026 — 12,188 subscribers9 August 2026 — 12,187 subscribers10 August 2026 — 12,179 subscribers12 August 2026 — 12,171 subscribers13 August 2026 — 12,164 subscribers14 August 2026 — 12,152 subscribers16 August 2026 — 12,136 subscribers17 August 2026 — 12,125 subscribers18 August 2026 — 12,119 subscribers19 August 2026 — 12,108 subscribers20 August 2026 — 12,107 subscribers21 August 2026 — 12,108 subscribers23 August 2026 — 12,096 subscribers24 August 2026 — 12,095 subscribers25 August 2026 — 12,091 subscribers27 August 2026 — 12,086 subscribers28 August 2026 — 12,082 subscribers29 August 2026 — 12,073 subscribers29 August 2026 — 12,071 subscribers30 August 2026 — 12,067 subscribers31 August 2026 — 12,065 subscribers1 September 2026 — 12,063 subscribers2 September 2026 — 12,060 subscribers4 September 2026 — 12,050 subscribers6 September 2026 — 12,042 subscribers9 September 2026 — 12,029 subscribers12 September 2026 — 12,021 subscribers14 September 2026 — 12,013 subscribers15 September 2026 — 12,003 subscribers18 September 2026 — 11,991 subscribers6 August 202618 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 43 days, net -210. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,960–12,233 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 01:3611,991-12
15 Sept 2026, 19:1912,003-10
14 Sept 2026, 00:0112,013-8
12 Sept 2026, 07:4012,021-8
9 Sept 2026, 23:3812,029-13
6 Sept 2026, 18:1412,042-8
4 Sept 2026, 07:1712,050-10
2 Sept 2026, 22:2612,060-3
1 Sept 2026, 23:1712,063-2
31 Aug 2026, 23:2712,065-2
30 Aug 2026, 22:2512,067-4
29 Aug 2026, 23:1212,071-2
29 Aug 2026, 02:1212,073-9
28 Aug 2026, 00:3312,082-4
27 Aug 2026, 00:5812,086-5
25 Aug 2026, 21:5712,091-4
24 Aug 2026, 23:1512,095-1
23 Aug 2026, 06:3712,096-12
21 Aug 2026, 20:0912,108+1
20 Aug 2026, 17:0512,107first reading

Engagement

91 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 47 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
11.7%
avg views ÷ 11,991 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,400
14 posts measured
Reaction rate
7.35%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
14
of 91 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held91 (30 July 2026 – 2 September 2026)
Views total19,621
Reactions total1,443
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken2 Sept 2026, 23:14 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
8m 01s
Average length
40s

Measured directly from 12 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

8,814 reactions across 85 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 38.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤3,41438.7%
😁1,67219.0%
🔥1,59718.1%
💯5856.64%
🤣5175.87%
👍3734.23%
🐳1892.14%
😢1611.83%
✍1151.30%
💔1091.24%
👻400.454%
🍾270.306%
🌚150.17%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 91 of the 91 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 9,515 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 91 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
1.10%
1 of 91 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
1,330
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
1,350
over 90 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
CQH36pWzJqMv51HBjGEgjdbY362NaMALFUYBhswD4j4RqE120 August 202620 August 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 91 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 2 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

2 Sept 2026, 16:55 UTC621 views97 reactionsread 2 September 2026

О проблемах 2 сентября рассказывает нам студентка 2 курса Бауманки 📐На первом курсе все говорили: «главное продержаться год». Все самое сложное — это первый курс. С первого курса все вылетают. Продержался — молодец, значит уже не вылетишь. Оказалось — вранье! Сегодня сказали, что самый сложный — это второй курс! Вылетают со свистом. И как людям верить после такого? 📐за лето — которое всего-то ничего было, даже …

🔥64😁21❤12

1 Sept 2026, 06:30 UTC≈1,050 views110 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

Как грится, начнем помолясь, — 1 сентября! Надеюсь, вы не проспали… … и голову дома никто не забыл … и звонок все еще для учителя … и как обычно: закрыли рты, открыли тетради… … и двойка сегодня в тетради только карандашом Как мама, выражу соболезнования с началом учебного года. Но — как мама на опыте — поздравлю, потому что теперь опять есть расписание, и никто не болтается по дому. Как мама студентки, поздр…

❤93👍8😁6🔥3

31 Aug 2026, 05:32 UTC≈1,160 views116 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Филолог Михаил Дзюбенко: «Вспомнилось, как много лет назад готовил одну ученицу к ЕГЭ по литературе. Рассказывал об Ахматовой и, имея привычку ходить во время занятия, заглянул через ее плечо в тетрадь. Там было написано: Второй сборник стихов — "Чоткий" (1914). — Почему "Чоткий"-то? — изумился я. — А что? — в свою очередь изумилась ученица. — Он же посвящен Гумилеву…» Гумилев был чоткий пацанчик … уже скоро во…

😁102🔥13👍1

30 Aug 2026, 16:38 UTC≈1,370 views141 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Video

Годы проходят, а Министерство образования все никак не может согласовать новаторскую инициативу Розочки: перед каждой контрольной давать детям пачку конфет и шоколад! Эксклюзивное интервью ТАСС 2017 г

🔥89😁35❤17

28 Aug 2026, 12:19 UTC≈1,740 views45 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

У меня есть подруга, которая 10 лет отработала под руководством форменного психа. Он орал, брызгал слюной, топал ногами – я не преувеличиваю – на весь отдел. И только моя подружка благостно смотрела на него и умудрилась продержаться на этой работе дольше всех. Ее секрет был прост: она изучала слабые места этого болезного и умела предвидеть. К ней все за консультациями ходили! Я ей тогда сказал: иди на психолога, эт…

🔥20❤16👍6🍾3

28 Aug 2026, 10:55 UTC≈1,460 views40 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Иркутск! Милейший магазин «Переплет» дает возможность нам всем встретиться у них! 11 сентября в 18 часов! Адрес: Марата, 11 Будем разговаривать, смеяться, я расскажу как не свихнуться и никого не прибить, когда у тебя есть подростки и собственная жизнь. Расскажу, как я стала взрослой после 40 лет и как это здорово! У нас же тут есть кто-то из Иркутска кроме Наташи? приходите с подругами 🫶

❤28🔥12

28 Aug 2026, 09:43 UTC≈1,340 views103 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Это не конец Я напишу продолжение, но чуть попозже У нас внезапно солнце! Надо пересадить малину, ну вы понимаете

🔥52😁36❤15

28 Aug 2026, 08:52 UTC≈1,420 views165 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Проводила папе экскурсию по участку, хвалилась гортензиями и соснами. Несла что-то вроде: — Так быстро растут, скоро пирамидку научатся собирать и в школу пойдут … Заодно, вспомнила, сколько денег закопала на участке. … Для начала было три разгонные яблони. Мама, как узнала, что я купила участок, сразу сказала: — Яблони! Посадим яблони. Потом я умру, а яблони останутся. Как память. Мы купили самые дорогие яблони…

🔥99❤42😁24

27 Aug 2026, 15:36 UTC≈1,460 views118 reactionsread 2 September 2026

А помните, когда-то в магазинах были бесплатные пакеты. И некоторые были большие, а некоторые маленькие. Маленькие были неудобными для мусорного ведра. Я сильно недовольна была. Чего-то вспомнилось, когда я сегодня в очереди за бензином стояла 😊

😁97💯18👍3

27 Aug 2026, 09:55 UTC≈1,490 views36 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

Слышали наверняка этот мем: «на каком магнии она сидит? Хочу такой же!» А вы знаете почему так? Хронический стресс ускоряет процесс выведения магния из организма, а восстановление не всегда поспевает. Стресс — магния меньше. Магния меньше — больше стресс. Замкнутый круг. Где-то полгода назад я обратила внимание, что «взрываюсь» быстрее обычного и паникую даже в банальных ситуациях, типа отключившегося навигатора. …

❤26💯5👍4😁1

27 Aug 2026, 06:57 UTC≈1,560 views149 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Современная взрослая жизнь постоянно создает новые правила. И вот уже то, что вчера было норм, сегодня стрем. Обратила внимание, что я отказываюсь встречаться с подружками, если у них есть на меня час или полтора времени. Честно говорю, что ради того, чтобы час посидеть в кафе я не поеду. Во-первых, дорога — минимум 40 минут и это с учетом того, что я живу на пересечении многих развязок. Во-вторых — я не пойду в …

💯77😁35🤣30❤7

26 Aug 2026, 17:25 UTC≈1,620 views63 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

Купила мороженое под кодовым название Черемша. К черемше, как вы понимаете, это не имеет никакого отношения. Рассказала про это в своем канале-малыше У кого есть подростки — вам надо точно!

🔥40😁19❤4

Showing the 12 most recent of 91 posts we hold for @plansheblanmange. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@plansheblanmange edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
12 August 2026
Most recent edit
21 August 2026

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Женщина и прочие неприятности
@conflict_in · 49,596
Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 25 August 2026
Мамыкина явилась
@onwritingwell · 23,505
Telegram ranks this channel #16 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 18 September 2026
Барышня шутить изволит
@baryshnya_shutit · 45,494
Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 27 August 2026
Собачий Потрох
@sobachkyn_potroh · 47,604
Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 26 August 2026
Александр Бессонов
@AleksBessonov · 60,410
Telegram ranks this channel #29 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 22 August 2026
Максимально наша
@maximalno_nasha · 25,489
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 14 September 2026
МАША И ЕДА
@delikatessenit · 46,387
Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 27 August 2026
Слава Сэ | Fan
@slava_ce · 23,102
Telegram ranks this channel #37 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 19 September 2026
О зверях и людях (Диана Удовиченко)
@diana_udovichenko · 27,469
Telegram ranks this channel #37 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 September 2026
Александр Райн| Канал авторских историй
@RaynAlexandr · 32,474
Telegram ranks this channel #49 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 5 September 2026
С. Плиев. Истории из ж.
@istizh · 21,235
Telegram ranks this channel #51 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 24 September 2026

This channel appears in 11 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Планше и Бланманже” (@plansheblanmange), 11,991 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/plansheblanmange.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.