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Малка Лоренц (Malka Lorenz)

@malka_lorenz

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17,284subscribers

+47 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001295246930
TypeChannel
Username@malka_lorenz
Created24 January 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held30
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/malka_lorenz

Topic

Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 57% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

17,23317,28417,258.57 August 2026 — 17,237 subscribers7 August 2026 — 17,237 subscribers8 August 2026 — 17,235 subscribers9 August 2026 — 17,233 subscribers10 August 2026 — 17,236 subscribers11 August 2026 — 17,237 subscribers12 August 2026 — 17,234 subscribers13 August 2026 — 17,235 subscribers14 August 2026 — 17,238 subscribers16 August 2026 — 17,240 subscribers17 August 2026 — 17,241 subscribers18 August 2026 — 17,242 subscribers19 August 2026 — 17,244 subscribers21 August 2026 — 17,245 subscribers23 August 2026 — 17,246 subscribers24 August 2026 — 17,250 subscribers25 August 2026 — 17,254 subscribers26 August 2026 — 17,260 subscribers27 August 2026 — 17,258 subscribers28 August 2026 — 17,260 subscribers29 August 2026 — 17,263 subscribers30 August 2026 — 17,259 subscribers31 August 2026 — 17,258 subscribers2 September 2026 — 17,260 subscribers4 September 2026 — 17,258 subscribers7 September 2026 — 17,265 subscribers10 September 2026 — 17,271 subscribers12 September 2026 — 17,275 subscribers14 September 2026 — 17,280 subscribers15 September 2026 — 17,284 subscribers7 August 202615 September 2026
30 measurements spanning 39 days, net +47. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 17,225–17,292 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 30
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 17:0017,284+4
14 Sept 2026, 04:1917,280+5
12 Sept 2026, 14:1717,275+4
10 Sept 2026, 15:5617,271+6
7 Sept 2026, 14:1517,265+7
4 Sept 2026, 14:5617,258-2
2 Sept 2026, 23:5617,260+2
31 Aug 2026, 22:3517,258-1
30 Aug 2026, 23:1517,259-4
29 Aug 2026, 20:5517,263+3
28 Aug 2026, 17:5517,260+2
27 Aug 2026, 20:2817,258-2
26 Aug 2026, 20:5517,260+6
25 Aug 2026, 19:3217,254+4
24 Aug 2026, 17:2517,250+4
23 Aug 2026, 02:5717,246+1
21 Aug 2026, 15:5717,245+1
19 Aug 2026, 14:5717,244+2
18 Aug 2026, 14:4217,242+1
17 Aug 2026, 12:4517,241first reading

Engagement

80 posts held, back to 29 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 53 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
35.5%
avg views ÷ 17,284 subscribers
Avg views / post
6,140
37 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.65%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
37
of 80 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held80 (29 July 20262 September 2026)
Views total227,270
Reactions total12,835
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken3 Sept 2026, 09:27 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

29,327 reactions across 80 posts, in 44 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 54.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
16,10454.9%
🔥4,93316.8%
👍3,30611.3%
💯1,4204.84%
😁1,0683.64%
👏6432.19%
❤‍🔥4371.49%
💔3741.28%
😢2390.815%
🤯1370.467%
🤝1300.443%
🙏1200.409%
🥰1150.392%
🤣680.232%
👌510.174%
🤔410.14%
👀140.048%
120.041%
💘120.041%
🍾110.038%
24 further kinds920.314%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 80 of the 80 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 29,327 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 80 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
9
across the posts below
Posts paid on
5
of 80 we hold a reading for · 6%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @malka_lorenz. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 80 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 29 July 2026 to 2 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

2 Sept 2026, 21:46 UTC≈3,350 views578 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

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2 Sept 2026, 21:45 UTC≈3,310 views59 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Здравствуйте, уважаемая Малка, благодарю за возможность пообщаться с Вами! Никакой драмы в моем вопросе Вы не найдете, потому что он очень сезонный, а конкретно - ДАЧА. Вы сочтете мою писанину легкомысленной, а я вот не могу никак найти ответ, что же люди в этом всем нашли? Экономические выкладки и рацио мы выкидываем, потому что это однозначно дорогое хобби, развалившиеся сараи с заросшей борщевиком и прочей чертов

59

2 Sept 2026, 21:45 UTC≈3,310 views359 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Если я скажу, что люблю природу, это будет неправда. Я люблю не природу - природы я побаиваюсь. Я люблю вот именно этот формат курортного жилья, загородной резиденции, партийного, прости Господи, санатория. Это как бы интерьер, только сильно расширенный и с кучей зелени - вроде лобби в дорогом южном отеле, где все продумано дизайнером и ласкает глаз, где под каждый фикус хочется присесть и остаться. На хорошо продума

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1 Sept 2026, 22:45 UTC≈4,700 views153 reactionsread 3 September 2026

А на дзене началась осенняя встреча с прекрасным. Мало ли, вдруг эта информация кого-то заинтересует.

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31 Aug 2026, 21:35 UTC≈5,150 views428 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Если вопрос действительно звучал как "что она собирается делать с мамой", то, в общем, реакция ожидаемая. Потому что вопрос а) слишком общий и б) уже содержит упрек. Если на такой вопрос отвечать, то придется признать открытым текстом, что мать она бросает. Такое мало кому под силу, даже если его планы именно таковы - озвучить их язык не повернется. Человек, который твердо решил слиться, понимая, что это вообще-то н

324👍70👀14💔10🤷‍♂4🤝3🥰2🍾1

31 Aug 2026, 21:34 UTC≈4,960 views83 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Здравствуйте, уважаемая Малка! Спасибо вам за вашу мудрость и непревзойденное чувство юмора! Читаю вас каждый день с большим удовольствием. Тема моего вопроса не нова: отношения с родственниками. Суть такова. Мои родители не оставили мне ничего, так сложилось. У них был тяжелый развод, разменяли трешку на две однушки. Одна осталась отцу, вторая маме и сестре. Я отказалась от своей доли в этой трешке, хотя квартира б

76👌5👍2

30 Aug 2026, 21:19 UTC≈5,480 views484 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Отползайте уже как-то от этого колхоза. Вы теперь можете себе это позволить. ------------------------------------------------- Проект «Пятничные ответы» — полностью бесплатный. Но если кому-то захочется сказать автору «спасибо», то это можно сделать на моем канале в Дзене. Он ищется в один клик, и там есть кнопочка "Поддержать автора"

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30 Aug 2026, 21:19 UTC≈5,350 views304 reactionsread 3 September 2026

То, что по-научному называется социальными компетенциями, а по-человечески - умением себя вести, вообще-то не предполагает глубокого ээ... проникновения. Естественно, вся наша жизнь проходит под аккомпанемент разнообразных смоллтоков - это создает комфортный и дружелюбный фон. Я тоже, как все люди на свете, сообщаю цветочнице, что погода сегодня не очень, у мясника интересуюсь здоровьем жены и успехами детей, а с пек

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30 Aug 2026, 21:19 UTC≈5,330 views217 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Добрый вечер, уважаемая Малка Лоренц. Я недавно вышла замуж и теперь все окружающие первым делом интересуются, работаю я или нет. В большинстве случаев это посторонние люди, которым я совсем ничего не должна, будто бы они так самоутверждаются. Если говоришь, что планируешь теперь заниматься семьей и домом, собеседницу (чаще это женщина), резко переклинивает, она теряет все приличия и в буквальном смысле начинает поли

129👍51👏17💯10😁10

29 Aug 2026, 22:20 UTC≈5,560 views599 reactions1 Starread 3 September 2026

Может быть, дело еще в том, что я никогда не идентифицировала себя со своими ээ... потребительскими свойствами. Быть женщиной для меня никогда не означало быть аппетитной и фертильной. Я, так уж сложилось, не люблю, когда меня потребляют. Мне это ничуть не лестно, меня это не воодушевляет, не говоря о том, что мне от этого нет никакой пользы. С этой точки зрения если с возрастом что-то и изменилось, то только в лучшу

384👍120🔥55👏15💯8🤝8😁5❤‍🔥2

29 Aug 2026, 22:20 UTC≈5,720 views134 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Дорогая Малка, благодарю Вас за неиссякаемый поток энергии, которым вы делитесь с читателями, помогаете поставить мозги на место и посмотреть на себя со стороны. Многие лета Вам, лучи восторга и благодарности! Хочу задать тоже банальный вопрос про неотвратимость наступления, скажем так зрелости, хочется узнать Ваше отношение к этому рубежу и как не грустить по этому поводу. Мне через несколько месяцев 50. Последние

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28 Aug 2026, 21:39 UTC≈5,810 views505 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Будь я на вашем месте, я бы первым делом присмотрелась к этому приятелю, который хочет выкупить ваш актив. Тут главный вопрос - насколько этот человек глуп. Потому что если он глуп, то есть покупает мертвый актив просто по недоумию, то это удача, которую нельзя упускать. Это может быть единственным шансом слить мертвый актив по цене живого дураку, который не сечет поляну. Вы остаетесь с капиталом, свободный как ветер

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Showing the 12 most recent of 80 posts we hold for @malka_lorenz. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

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Telegram ranks this channel #41 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 18 August 2026
Эволюция
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Telegram ranks this channel #69 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 22 August 2026
Алеся Петровна
@alesiapetrovna · 140,340
Telegram ranks this channel #76 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 13 August 2026
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@diana_udovichenko · 27,484
Telegram ranks this channel #78 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 September 2026

This channel appears in 5 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Малка Лоренц (Malka Lorenz)” (@malka_lorenz), 17,284 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/malka_lorenz.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.