National news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 54% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
34 measurements spanning 43 days, net -430. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 151,442–152,136 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
17 Sept 2026, 17:18
151,626
-59
15 Sept 2026, 11:38
151,685
-24
13 Sept 2026, 18:57
151,709
+19
12 Sept 2026, 03:40
151,690
+168
9 Sept 2026, 20:55
151,522
-113
6 Sept 2026, 14:38
151,635
-38
4 Sept 2026, 01:56
151,673
+75
2 Sept 2026, 16:35
151,598
-32
1 Sept 2026, 17:36
151,630
+42
31 Aug 2026, 14:28
151,588
-17
30 Aug 2026, 16:06
151,605
-69
29 Aug 2026, 17:15
151,674
-52
28 Aug 2026, 14:44
151,726
+7
27 Aug 2026, 12:13
151,719
-28
26 Aug 2026, 13:52
151,747
-48
25 Aug 2026, 14:33
151,795
-51
24 Aug 2026, 13:53
151,846
-111
22 Aug 2026, 21:16
151,957
+7
21 Aug 2026, 13:26
151,950
-81
20 Aug 2026, 10:33
152,031
first reading
Engagement
588 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 96 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
15.9%
avg views ÷ 151,626 subscribers
Avg views / post
24,200
370 posts measured
Reaction rate
4.42%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
371
of 588 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 20 September 2026
Posts held
588 (4 August 2026 – 20 September 2026)
Views total
8,946,810
Reactions total
395,252
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
20 Sept 2026, 19:53 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈14,800
Videos
≈880
Links
≈3,660
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 20 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
1h 02m
Average length
2m 25s
Measured directly from 26 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
602,262 reactions across 567 posts, in 31 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 59.9% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
360,606
59.9%
💯
84,868
14.1%
custom 5386685417854618311
42,722
7.09%
🔥
20,348
3.38%
👍
19,641
3.26%
❤
15,591
2.59%
🤡
11,421
1.90%
🤪
10,989
1.82%
🤬
10,427
1.73%
💩
6,408
1.06%
🙈
4,061
0.674%
👀
3,217
0.534%
🎉
2,726
0.453%
🖕
1,846
0.307%
🤯
1,419
0.236%
😱
1,228
0.204%
🙉
911
0.151%
😍
822
0.136%
👌
650
0.108%
👻
505
0.084%
11 further kinds
1,856
0.308%
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 587 of the 588 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 626,742 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 588 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 20 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
560
across the posts below
Posts paid on
99
of 587 we hold a reading for · 17%
Most on one post
175
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @expensive_hurma. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 588 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 4 August 2026 to 20 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
0.17%
1 of 588 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
21,600
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
23,400
over 586 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2VtzqxQh8kT
1
20 August 2026
20 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 588 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 20 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Чел, к сожалению основной целью Лондона и Вашингтона многие годы является недопущение союза между русскими и немцами. Им достаточно было немцев на службе у русских царей, они давно поняли масштаб угрозы.
Ну и это, Калининград мы вам не отдадим, приезжайте туристами на здоровье.
Financial Times пишет, что
в 2026 году Украина вряд ли сможет обеспечить экономический рост.
Возьмите меня в аналитики FT пожалуйста, я тоже так умею:
— после сентября скорее всего наступит октябрь
— Russia Today вероятно продолжит публиковать новости про то, кому помогла Лантрантова
— 31 декабря в 23:55 по телевизору выступит Путин
Мама умерла. Папа отказался. А он всё равно учится ходить.
Матвей с самого рождения борется за право просто ходить. Родившись раньше срока, он потерял маму (остановка сердца), от него отказался отец. Теперь у Матвея осталась только бабушка Ирина, которая в 65 лет изо всех сил старается подарить внуку здоровое будущее.
Матвей знает, что такое настоящая борьба. Диагноз ДЦП и косоглазие не сломили его дух. Благодаря у…
Ну, явку в 50% уже объявили.
Интересно, они достаточно ненавидят всех русских, чтобы протащить и в этот раз всякую списочную сволочь типа Свинцова и Боярского?
Вообще, конечно, интересно какой в этот раз будет процент откровенных врагов и вредителей.
Вот все говорят, что скучно идёт электоральный процесс — нет, это не так! В Новороссийске, например, на 10 суток арестованы Гоголи!
Гоголи эти оказались членом новороссийской ТИК от КПРФ Джемали Тариэловичем Гоголи, а 10 суток этот избирательный комиссар получил за избиение женщины в каком-то убогом бытовом конфликте 14 декабря 2024 года, почти 2 года назад, и все это время прикрывался статусом члена ТИК.
Я считаю,…
Новая встреча России и США по "раздражителям" планируется в ближайшие недели, сообщил РИА Новости Рябков.
Россия 2022: Братский народ
США 2022: Жертва агрессии
Россия 2026: Раздражители 🤝
США 2026: Раздражители 🤝
Доброе утро, агрессоры!
Сегодня ночью была отбита самая массированная атака украинских беспилотников. Ни капли не удивлена — своих выборов нет, вот и наши сорвать пытаются.
Showing the 12 most recent of 588 posts we hold for @expensive_hurma. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Posts edited after publishing
@expensive_hurma edited 3 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
11 August 2026
Most recent edit
7 September 2026
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Вторичные детонации после поражения дроном "Герань-4" одного из складов в Подольском районе Киева.
Что там?
Кукуруза для попкорна12%
Взрывная карамель6%
Яйца в микроволновке4%
Скороварки с жидким азотом1%
Хохляцкие дупы24%
Кола с ментосом4%
Кола с ментосом и взрывной карамелью в хохляцких дупах в микроволновке35%
Я Кличко, мне узнать как к земле готовиться14%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 588 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 20 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republished by 141 registered channels. The 48 listed are the ones that have forwarded the most posts; the rest are counted here but not each listed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 52 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
1
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
1
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
0
vacant every time we have ever looked
@expensive_hurma named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Evidenced gone
We ourselves saw each of these resolve to a real page at some point before it went vacant — a genuine, evidenced change, not an inference from absence.
@rosich_russia named in 1 post, 8 August 2026 – 8 August 2026 · confirmed gone 12 September 2026 (two independent sightings — see how we confirm a dead handle)evidenced
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 12 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Zanoza @Zanoza_yana · 23,947 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 17 September 2026
Пикник на обочине @picnicelena · 28,080 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 10 September 2026
Хрюн Моржов @hrunmorgov · 29,722 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 8 September 2026
РПГ-27🇷🇺🇧🇾🇮🇷🇸🇿🇨🇳 @rpg_shootingnew · 30,958 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 6 September 2026
🎭 Политический Юмор 🎭 @Humor_and_Politics · 33,062 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 4 September 2026
Swiss Vatnik @SwissVatnik · 33,763 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 3 September 2026
Оптимистка в штатском 🇷🇺 @optimistkavshtatskom · 39,533 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 30 August 2026
Понаехали @naehavshie · 48,965 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 26 August 2026
SALOBOY™ @SALOBOY_OFFICIAL · 52,536 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 24 August 2026
Саваничи 🇷🇺 @savanichi · 194,356 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 11 August 2026
НОС @nos_chanel · 332,599 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 10 August 2026
Цифровая Сатира @dfhumor · 36,055 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 1 September 2026
Кремлёвская прачка @kremlinprachka · 87,332 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 1 September 2026
Историк в телефоне @history_doronina · 49,534 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 25 August 2026
Принцесса Verandot @princessaverandot · 54,801 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 23 August 2026
Во///дь @indeec_1937 · 78,202 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 19 August 2026
Империя очень зла @verysexydasha · 79,349 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 19 August 2026
Радио Стыдоба @Radiostydoba · 93,901 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 16 August 2026
МЕТАМЕТРИКА @Metametrica · 122,049 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 14 August 2026
PASHA TODAY @pashatoday_new · 27,527 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 10 September 2026
Лев Щаранский | Официальный канал 🔞 @sharanism · 33,766 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 4 September 2026
ЖС Premium @zheltye_slivy_Belarus · 38,448 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 31 August 2026
Клубный Сервис @klubniy_servis · 192,480 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 11 August 2026
Психолог Жора @psihzh · 215,444 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 11 August 2026
This channel appears in 406 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Дорогая Хурма” (@expensive_hurma), 151,626 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/expensive_hurma.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.