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Капланопись

@kaplanopis

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6,701subscribers

+13 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001311408899
TypeChannel
Username@kaplanopis
DescriptionКапланопись - непоправимый вклад в искусство. Каждый день. @BenKaplan - это я @kaplanopis_shop – магазин Капланописи Рекламу не размещаем.
Created18 May 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live4 November 2026
Measurements held23
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 4 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/kaplanopis

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

6,6686,7146,6917 August 2026 — 6,688 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,688 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,685 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,678 subscribers14 August 2026 — 6,668 subscribers20 August 2026 — 6,681 subscribers24 August 2026 — 6,680 subscribers26 August 2026 — 6,673 subscribers30 August 2026 — 6,694 subscribers2 September 2026 — 6,689 subscribers7 September 2026 — 6,690 subscribers11 September 2026 — 6,696 subscribers25 September 2026 — 6,694 subscribers4 October 2026 — 6,695 subscribers10 October 2026 — 6,706 subscribers14 October 2026 — 6,713 subscribers17 October 2026 — 6,714 subscribers20 October 2026 — 6,711 subscribers23 October 2026 — 6,710 subscribers26 October 2026 — 6,707 subscribers29 October 2026 — 6,699 subscribers2 November 2026 — 6,697 subscribers4 November 2026 — 6,701 subscribers6,7017 August 20264 November 2026
23 measurements spanning 90 days, net +13. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6,661–6,721 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 23
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
4 Nov 2026, 23:276,701+4
2 Nov 2026, 00:596,697-2
29 Oct 2026, 14:286,699-8
26 Oct 2026, 16:306,707-3
23 Oct 2026, 14:076,710-1
20 Oct 2026, 21:116,711-3
17 Oct 2026, 22:096,714+1
14 Oct 2026, 13:406,713+7
10 Oct 2026, 19:366,706+11
4 Oct 2026, 23:016,695+1
25 Sept 2026, 08:576,694-2
11 Sept 2026, 13:176,696+6
7 Sept 2026, 01:166,690+1
2 Sept 2026, 07:396,689-5
30 Aug 2026, 01:456,694+21
26 Aug 2026, 23:536,673-7
24 Aug 2026, 04:536,680-1
20 Aug 2026, 06:126,681+13
14 Aug 2026, 01:486,668-10
10 Aug 2026, 17:316,678first reading

Engagement

63 posts held, back to 21 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
36.3%
avg views ÷ 6,701 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,430
25 posts measured
Reaction rate
8.12%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
25
of 63 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 November 2026
Posts held63 (21 July 2026 – 6 November 2026)
Views total60,823
Reactions total4,939
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Nov 2026, 13:03 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈2,800
Videos
≈44
Links
≈197

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

16,681 reactions across 63 posts, in 31 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁3,67122.0%
💯3,22819.4%
❤2,20713.2%
👍2,17813.1%
🔥1,6549.92%
🤣1,4678.79%
🎉6573.94%
🍾3882.33%
👏3041.82%
😢2491.49%
👌1360.815%
🏆1260.755%
🤝840.504%
🤩440.264%
🥰380.228%
⚡280.168%
🤗250.15%
🤡250.15%
🤪240.144%
🕊230.138%
11 further kinds1250.749%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 63 of the 63 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 16,681 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 63 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 6 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
25
across the posts below
Posts paid on
6
of 63 we hold a reading for · 10%
Most on one post
14
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @kaplanopis. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 63 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 21 July 2026 to 6 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 10 of 25 posts held from the last 30 days (40.0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

6 Nov 2026, 11:12 UTC593 views62 reactionsread 6 November 2026

К вокалу я отношусь как к стрельбе по мишеням. Не всем дано быть снайперами. Но я уверенно попадаю в половину нот. Хотя и не в десяточку. Считаю, неплохо.

😁57🏆4🗿1

Signed Бен Каплан

5 Nov 2026, 12:01 UTC≈1,440 views176 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Сел в кресло, торжественно принял вид крестьянина на дровнях и сообщил о первом снеге. Катя ходит по квартире и зашторивает окна. Стадия отрицания. Зимы не будет. Просто хреновое лето. Напеваю: «А это просто снег идёт, нормальный летний снег...» Катя отгородилась наушниками, налила здоровенную чашку чая с лимоном, забралась в кресло и покрылась пледом. Диван покрылся кошками. Минуя стадии гнева и торга, плавно перехо…

🔥79😁55👍22❤14😢4🏆2

Signed Бен Каплан

4 Nov 2026, 17:15 UTC≈1,730 views174 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Photo

Я тоже наблюдаю смену электоральных предпочтений в Саратове. Если два года назад Ленинский, Кировский и Заводской районы были однозначно за Трампа, а Октябрьский колебался, то на этих выборах перевес был на стороне демократов. Даже протрамповский Волжский район уже не так активно поддерживает Дональда Фредовича. Вон что при республиканцах у нас на Набережной поставили. А вы говорите...

😁135🍾15🔥9❤7👀4🗿2👍1🙊1

Signed Бен Каплан

4 Nov 2026, 16:03 UTC≈1,710 views30 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Photo

На вкусняшки для Капланописи. Необязательная опция поддержать канал материально.

❤30

Signed Tribute

4 Nov 2026, 14:52 UTC≈1,700 views123 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

👍64🔥35🎉14❤8👏2

Signed Бен Каплан

4 Nov 2026, 14:52 UTC≈1,720 views122 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Photo

На этот раз календарь я собирал под мудрым руководством горячо любимой Директора. Она лично выкатила список принтов и сформулировала техзадание. Получился эдакий альманах импортозамещения и ребрендинга. Для тех, кто не в курсе - настольный формат 10 х 21 см на пружинке перекидной. 7 листов. Цена 600 рублей за штуку. При заказе всякого подарочного в Капланописи на сумму от 5000 рублей - настольный календарь в подарок.…

❤72🔥25⚡7👍6👌4😍3🏆2🤝2

Signed Бен Каплан

3 Nov 2026, 13:33 UTC≈2,030 views211 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Photo

Очередной чрезмерно патриотический депутат, названный в честь Бородинской битвы, предложил запретить пиццу по причине её недружественности. А как по мне, любая еда априори дружественная. Кроме молочной пенки и палёной водки. Надо не запрещать, а цап-царапать, как завещал Невеликий Кормчий. Пусть будет не пицца, а сермяжный древнерусский открытый пирог с колбасой. Не суши, а рулетики из рисовой каши в водорослях с мор…

❤78👍55😁45💯12👌9🤣5😢5🏆1

Signed Бен Каплан

2 Nov 2026, 15:01 UTC≈2,220 views383 reactionsread 6 November 2026

В Саратов приезжала всамделишная писательница про традиционные ценности и выступала перед соответствующей публикой. Ей кокошник подарили. Я тоже недавно выступал с короткой речью про традиционные обсценности. Мне бутылку портвейна португальского подарили. Согласитесь, с бутылкой настоящего портвейна я выгляжу куда гармоничнее, чем в кокошнике.

💯238😁74👍29❤15👏10🍾9🔥4🏆2

Signed Бен Каплан

1 Nov 2026, 12:26 UTC≈2,740 views239 reactionsread 6 November 2026
Photo

А это перфекционистам на Хелоуин мой подарок

🔥139👍44🤪18🤣14❤5👏5🤝4😱4

Signed Бен Каплан

1 Nov 2026, 12:19 UTC≈2,390 views191 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Нарядился в костюм страшного зануды. Дети в ужасе попрятались в своих комнатах. Я умею пугать по-настоящему.

😁153⚡13❤10🤝8🏆5🍾1👍1

Signed Бен Каплан

30 Oct 2026, 20:11 UTC≈3,260 views292 reactionsread 5 November 2026
Photo

В Ейске детей пугают усиленными патрулями, чтоб не наряжались во всякую нечисть на Хеллуин. Даже дома вечеринки устраивать нельзя, предупреждают учителя в родительских чатах. Вот это правильно. Ребёнок должен с малых лет понимать разницу между вымышленными ужасами и всамделишной окружающей действительностью. Но это ладно, а вот меня практическая сторона интересует. Предположим, идёт по улице маленькая Баба-яга. Наша.…

👍146💯74😢44❤14🔥7🗿3👀2🏆1

Signed Бен Каплан

30 Oct 2026, 17:04 UTC≈2,330 views145 reactionsread 4 November 2026
Photo

Значиццо так... Не корысти ради, а токмо волею пославшей мя жены (она же Директор Капланописи) торжественно заявляю: скоро ноябрь, а за ним декабрь. Всякие там рождественские и новогодние праздники. Соответственно, нужны подарки для себя любимых, для не себя любимых и просто кому положено дарить в силу сложившихся традиций и обстоятельств. Пузырь хорошего бухла? Банально, да и жалко отдавать такой полезный продукт в …

❤79🎉34😁17👍12👏2🏆1

Signed Бен Каплан

Showing the 12 most recent of 63 posts we hold for @kaplanopis. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Зона Лазерсона
@lazerzona · 81,395
Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 18 August 2026
О зверях и людях (Диана Удовиченко)
@diana_udovichenko · 27,326
Telegram ranks this channel #53 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 September 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 4 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Капланопись” (@kaplanopis), 6,701 subscribers as measured 4 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kaplanopis.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.