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Капланопись

@kaplanopis

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6,696subscribers

+8 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001311408899
TypeChannel
Username@kaplanopis
Created18 May 2019measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/kaplanopis

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

6,6686,6966,6827 August 2026 — 6,688 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,688 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,685 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,678 subscribers14 August 2026 — 6,668 subscribers20 August 2026 — 6,681 subscribers24 August 2026 — 6,680 subscribers26 August 2026 — 6,673 subscribers30 August 2026 — 6,694 subscribers2 September 2026 — 6,689 subscribers7 September 2026 — 6,690 subscribers11 September 2026 — 6,696 subscribers7 August 202611 September 2026
12 measurements spanning 35 days, net +8. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6,664–6,700 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Sept 2026, 13:176,696+6
7 Sept 2026, 01:166,690+1
2 Sept 2026, 07:396,689-5
30 Aug 2026, 01:456,694+21
26 Aug 2026, 23:536,673-7
24 Aug 2026, 04:536,680-1
20 Aug 2026, 06:126,681+13
14 Aug 2026, 01:486,668-10
10 Aug 2026, 17:316,678-7
7 Aug 2026, 19:516,685-3
7 Aug 2026, 05:006,688no change
7 Aug 2026, 04:516,688first reading

Engagement

38 posts held, back to 21 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 11 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 38 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

11,742 reactions across 38 posts, in 29 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
💯2,64922.6%
😁2,49721.3%
1,69714.5%
👍1,46612.5%
🔥8457.20%
🤣7596.46%
🎉5774.91%
🍾3633.09%
👏2542.16%
😢1961.67%
👌1221.04%
🏆800.681%
🤝670.571%
🥰360.307%
🤡250.213%
🕊230.196%
🙏200.17%
😱140.119%
🗿120.102%
🤩70.06%
9 further kinds330.281%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 38 of the 38 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 11,742 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 38 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 19 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
24
across the posts below
Posts paid on
5
of 38 we hold a reading for · 13%
Most on one post
14
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @kaplanopis. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 38 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 21 July 2026 to 19 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

19 Aug 2026, 16:01 UTC≈1,330 views40 reactions6 Starsread 20 August 2026
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На вкусняшки для Капланописи. Необязательная опция поддержать канал материально.

37👍3

Signed Tribute

19 Aug 2026, 15:08 UTC≈1,480 views169 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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Оно ведь как бывает, если бутылка вискаря на столе наполовину пустая - ты пессимист, опустошил - и прям оптимист. Не хватило - опять пессимист. Сбегал за второй - снова оптимист. А утром как повезёт. Это вам любой Лиходеев подтвердит

👍93😁45💯264🏆1

Signed Бен Каплан

19 Aug 2026, 12:04 UTC≈1,640 views176 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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Да ещё и экстремистский пацифик нарисовали...

98🔥60😁9👍6🕊2🏆1

Signed Бен Каплан

19 Aug 2026, 12:03 UTC≈1,640 views204 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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Читаю в новостях как гражданку Финляндии оштрафовали на €560 за попытку ввезти в Россию алюминиевую сковороду. Санкционную. Всё правильно. Думаю не надо рассказывать о двойном предназначении этой якобы мирной хреновины. В нежных женских руках... Я вот когда материнскую плату своего капланописного ноутбука спалил, мог бы теоретически заказать из Китая за 60 тысяч, но нашел в США в три раза дешевле. Я с уважением отнош

👍84💯67😁31😢9👏82🤡2🏆1

Signed Бен Каплан

18 Aug 2026, 16:09 UTC≈2,100 views374 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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Так бывает, 14 лет назад сделаешь идеальный дизайн, самый лучший на мой непредвзятый взгляд. А потом со временем начинается - а давайте посмотрим как будет в зелёном цвете, в рыжем, теперь вот в синем. А я вообще не против. Точно знаю, что изначально хорошо сделанный дизайн прекрасен в любом цвете.

201💯73😁52👍31🔥9🏆4👏2🆒2

Signed Бен Каплан

18 Aug 2026, 12:32 UTC≈2,230 views298 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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Я лет эдак 25-30 назад работал на всяких выборах наёмным дизайнером и чуточку копирайтером. Рисовал всякое и смыслы придумывал за свободно конвертируемую валюту для рандомных партий и депутатов. Абсолютно беспринципно. Самая любимая партия была ЛДПР - они платили очаровательным, чёрным пречёрным налом. А вот Яблоко я недолюбливал. Требовали какие-то отчёты, бумажки с печатями, всё официально. Зануды. Хорошие были вре

👍166😁46😢3019🔥13💯9🤝8🤔5

Signed Бен Каплан

18 Aug 2026, 11:20 UTC≈2,360 views249 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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🍾127👍56🤣43🔥8🎉74🏆3🤝1

Signed Бен Каплан

17 Aug 2026, 13:51 UTC≈2,380 views318 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Женщинам от мужиков надо только одно - чтоб добыли бензин и заправили машину. А потом хвостом махнула, забрала собаку и уехала в деревню, бросив нас с временно нетрудоспособным сыном и кошками одних на произвол судьбы. Будет там на лоне природы предаваться сельскохозяйственным утехам. Меж грядок фланировать как фифа какая. Ну пруд ездить купаться в тёплой чистой воде с сестрой и племянницей. Девишник у них загородный

😁24246👍20🤣9🏆1

Signed Бен Каплан

17 Aug 2026, 12:26 UTC≈2,540 views274 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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Общение с альтернативно мыслящими людьми весьма интригует. Вот как оно там в голове всё укладывается? - Путин купил для нас бензин в Индии, привёз в Мурманск и вдруг оказалось, что стоит этот бензин по 150 рублей. Внутренние враги и пятая колонна хотят нажиться на проблемах простых россиян. Доколе! - вопрошает не отягощённый интеллектом собеседник в запрещённой соцсети. - Если бы Путин погрузил бочки в свой личный пр

💯167😁67👍249😢3😱2🏆1👎1

Signed Бен Каплан

16 Aug 2026, 07:02 UTC≈2,560 views372 reactionsread 20 August 2026
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Я в пору дикой юности периодически травмировал конечности. С велосипеда руку сломал. На мотоцикле ногу левую. Пальцы всякие на руках и ногах без счёту. Потом перешел к более замысловатым травмам - коленный и плечевой суставы, ну и голеностоп как вишенка на торте. То есть организм держал в тонусе. Вот и вчера, когда сын позвонил и сообщил, что навернулся с квадроцикла и что там хрустнуло, не туда повернулось и плечо п

😁17087😢53💯33👍17🤝9🏆2😱1

Signed Бен Каплан

14 Aug 2026, 11:09 UTC≈3,340 views226 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Язвенники задыхались, плакали, но продолжали есть Том-Ям Хот Спайси.

😁141🔥39🤣21💯16👍4👀3🎉1🏆1

Signed Бен Каплан

13 Aug 2026, 11:01 UTC≈3,950 views331 reactionsread 20 August 2026

Цифровизация шагает по стране семимильными шагами. Недавно вот предоставили возможность отслеживать отключения холодной и горячей воды через интернет. Каждое утро прямо на телефон приходит ежедневное расписание прилётов БПЛА. Сегодня выкатили приложение, показывающее наличие бензина на заправках и время в очереди. Всё для удобства россиян. А вы говорите...

👍112💯91😁61🤡17🤣14😱11🔥76

Signed Бен Каплан

Showing the 12 most recent of 38 posts we hold for @kaplanopis. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Зона Лазерсона
@lazerzona · 81,761
Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 18 August 2026
О зверях и людях (Диана Удовиченко)
@diana_udovichenko · 27,469
Telegram ranks this channel #53 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 September 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Капланопись” (@kaplanopis), 6,696 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kaplanopis.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.