Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 56% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Observations
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
Content that also appears on other registered channels
Posts published here appear word for word on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.
Matching posts — open both and compare (6 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.
What this cannot establish
MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.
Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. 1 of the 7 matches recorded here fall after that date and carried no header when we read them. The rest predate reliable capture and are not evidence either way.
“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 26 comparable posts for this entry, running 5 August 2026 to 7 August 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.
The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.
Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).
Across the whole group of 2, the earliest publisher we hold is @cringeestory. That is a statement about our reading window, not a claim of authorship.
Recorded under the key clone_mutual, last confirmed 7 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
Also posting the same content
This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 1 other registered channel, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.
Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.
33 measurements spanning 41 days, net -889. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 64,893–66,048 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
17 Sept 2026, 10:41
65,026
-71
15 Sept 2026, 06:56
65,097
-43
13 Sept 2026, 12:21
65,140
-48
11 Sept 2026, 13:59
65,188
-72
8 Sept 2026, 22:40
65,260
-45
5 Sept 2026, 17:16
65,305
+17
3 Sept 2026, 17:18
65,288
-27
2 Sept 2026, 06:34
65,315
-23
1 Sept 2026, 07:05
65,338
-24
31 Aug 2026, 06:53
65,362
-24
30 Aug 2026, 08:28
65,386
-19
29 Aug 2026, 08:44
65,405
-23
28 Aug 2026, 05:28
65,428
-16
27 Aug 2026, 08:05
65,444
-23
26 Aug 2026, 08:02
65,467
-32
25 Aug 2026, 04:46
65,499
-31
24 Aug 2026, 05:23
65,530
-42
22 Aug 2026, 10:07
65,572
-27
21 Aug 2026, 02:37
65,599
-23
20 Aug 2026, 00:03
65,622
first reading
Engagement
473 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 102 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
3.51%
avg views ÷ 65,026 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,280
274 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.02%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
274
of 473 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 271 of 274 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 23 September 2026
Posts held
473 (5 August 2026 – 23 September 2026)
Views total
625,617
Reactions total
6,298
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
24 Sept 2026, 03:23 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈83
Videos
≈22
Links
≈1,770
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 24 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
18s
Average length
9s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
11,271 reactions across 467 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
😁
4,993
44.3%
❤
2,838
25.2%
🔥
1,745
15.5%
😱
1,695
15.0%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 469 of the 473 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 11,271 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 473 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 23 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Привет. Д28, начитанная, воспитанная, хозяйственная девушка. Так сложилось, что отношений не было, тем более секса. Познакомилась с парнем-ровесником, сходили пару раз погулять. Потом я уехала на отдых. Общались по переписке, все норм шло, были намерения встретиться, погулять. Он говорил мне, что я ему нравлюсь. По приезде домой как-то стал избегать, увиливать от общения, потом не хотя признался, что я "слабо" нравлю…
Я уже полгода встречаюсь с девушкой, и недавно заметил, что она постоянно тусит с каким-то типом с работы. Я ей говорю: "Что за дела?", она отвечает: "Да друг он, не гони". Вчера зашел за ней на работу и увидел, как этот тип приобнимает её за талию и шепчет что-то на ухо. Подойти и устроить разборку прямо там или сделать вид, что не заметил?"
Привет. Я в тупике.
Мы с девушкой давно планировали большой трип - Вьетнам, Лаос, Таиланд - три недели приключений. Уже всё забронировано, визы, отели, билеты - горим, как подростки перед первым сексом.
И тут…
Звонит мать. Говорит: у бабушки нашли рак.
Стадия такая, что можно было бы попытаться лечить - но нужно быстро, и дорого.
Бабушке 80.
Она всегда была крепкой, но в последнее время стала забывать, путаться в с…
Работал, как демон, не покладая рук, купил ей телефон очень дорогой, как она и хотела - оранжевый 17-й айфон. Вручаю, а та губы надула. "Ой, что-то мне цвет не нравится... Ну ладно... Давай сегодня я немного расстроена...". Телефон забрал, с ней расстался. Считаю, что сделал правильно.
Бегаю с 14 лет. Нерегулярно, но стараюсь. В 24 года открыла в себе уникальный талант. Во время пробежки, когда уже нет сил и боль в мышцах ног переходит в немеющую, я испытываю оргазм. Настоящий и сильный оргазм! С трудом сдерживаюсь, чтобы не палиться посреди улицы... Но это великолепно.
П20. Сегодня в шараге был в лаборантской один, ну там лежал мужской манекен для массажа сердца
Там был довольно глубокий рот и мягкий язык + его можно включить и он будет имитировать нехватку воздуха. Ккароче включил я его, начал делать массаж сердца... ну и как-то дошло до того, что я выеб этот манекен в рот.
У меня проблемы с гормонами, из-за этого вес прыгает 15 кг туда-сюда. И все бы ничего, но по какой-то непонятной причине, именно когда я толстая, я испытываю оргазм. А когда худая — ничего не помогает! Абсолютно ничего, даже не возбуждаюсь толком. Вот и думаю, то ли уже остаться толстой и кайфовать, то ли выглядеть нормально и грустить...
Привет! Кент с телкой поссорился, и она в ответ поехала тусить с типами. В итоге в сети гуляет видос: как ее натягивают, там шлепки, стоны и тд, но самого процесса не видно. А кент такой, да то она сделала, чтоб меня позлить, никто ее не трахал (она ему так сказала). Щас вроде собирается ее вести отдыхать в Египет)
Мой парень решил отучить меня курить и каждый раз, когда чуял запах сигарет, заставлял делать ему минет. Обмануть его вообще не получалось. В итоге неожиданно сработало: минеты мне понравились настолько, что курить вообще перехотелось. Теперь я не курю, зато регулярно радую парня - в итоге оба довольны))
Как вам такой метод
🔥24❤4😁4😱2
Showing the 12 most recent of 473 posts we hold for @anonstoryss. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Анонимные истории” (@anonstoryss), 65,026 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anonstoryss.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
